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Chinchilla

Our Site Pet

Chinchilla got a make over for the holidays =] Isn't she cute? Only now, all the farmers are after her for a nice thanksgiving dinner 0.o Guess we should have thought that one through more thoroughly. Oh well, she wishes you all a happy thanksgiving =)

Chinchilla is the CUTEST pet penguin in the ENTIRE world, bwahahaha, and she is our site pet! She loves to dance... and is adorably cute... and heck, we might even talk about her on the show =] You're just TOTALLY jealous that you don't have an awesome site pet, like we do. Leave a comment telling Chinchilla how much you absolutely LUFFLES her :)

Link Back

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*NOTE: We do not have a link back for myspace OR neopets yet... or any of those other things...*

FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I be a part of Honors Lunch?
No... sorry... don't ask.

Will you mention me in Honors Lunch?
Yeah... neomail me and ask... I bet you we will mention you.

Do you accept fanmail?
HECK YES... fanmail away.

Which one are you, Cloud?
If you must know... I'm Juicer... the only one that can make a website. haha

Who does all the tech stuff?
That would be me, Juicer, again.

So what does everyone else do?
You're listening to it. They are the freaken awesome people that do the show with me =)

Explicit Language? REPORT!
Um... yeah... n00b... I warned you... turn it off and don't listen to it.

This show is totally lame...
Then don't listen to it and don't send hate mail... just leave us alone.

Somethings messed up with the podcast...
Idky... it either might not load for you =/ or it might sound really sped up... if you want to hear for reals, go to the actual site.

You guys are hilareous, are you really like that all the time?
Uh... YEAH?!?!?! This was totally just off the top of our heads.

The Song?
Written by Juicer... and sung by Juicer in the first podcast.

How Many times have you listened to this podcast?
Uhh... about 10 times completely the whole way through... and I just made it last night...

The Famous

And the Infamous

OUR LOVERS: TRACEY GODFREY, JOHANNA BAUBLITZ, LAUREN PELAIA, SAM HERSH, TONY CHICETTI, CHRIS MATHEWS, LINDSAY GROFT, SARAH GROFT, SHELBY ERWIN, KRISTIN RABENSTINE, AUSTIN DE LA RONDE, NEAL WENTZ

OUR LOVE-TO-HATERS: MOUSEY, COW BUTT

Should you be on either of these lists? E-mail us.

Where?

Is the site?

honors-lunch.webs.com

(Copy that and put it in your browser)

Honors Lunch

Hellz to the Yeah

Welcome to the OFFICIAL, that's right, OFFICIAL website for Honors Lunch, the most amazing, rockinest, kickinest, sweatshirtiness show EVER... yes, I DID say sweatshirt... and yes, you WOULD have had to be there to get that one.

Definition of Honors: an academic distinction conferred on a superior student

Definition of Lunch: a light meal - especially one taken in the middle of the day

Definition of Honors Lunch: We, the superior students, eat like pigs at 12:30 in the afternoon because we are too good for regular lunch.

So, welcome to the page, and EXPLORE... bwahaha... our shows will be put on iTunes, so that you wonderful people can download them onto your iPod or MP3 player - which I KNOW you want to do.

Oh yeah... contacting? E-mail honorsxlunch@yahoo.com to reach one of us. Please. No harrassing or crap like that... you'll be in serious trouble... breaking the law and whatnot.

So welcome to the COOLEST podcast show on the web... run by the most AMAZING people you'll ever meet! or... hear, rather.

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Listen up

If you want to hear the podcast, go to honors-lunch(dot)webs(dot)com

You are currently listening to the first podcast of honors lunch (or at least you SHOULD be). Here's a warning... there IS explicit language... so PLEASE hit "ESC" right now if you aren't allowed to listen to language... or you don't agree with it (*Note: It's only once, but it's still too many times not to notify you*)

To hear the REST of the shows, you have to go to the actual site... only the most recent one will be playing here.

In this show:
-Introduction
-Band Banquet
-Mousey
-Why Guys Suck
-What's a Podcast?
-Twilight
-Crispy Cream's Funeral
-Guys Pants are too Low
-Nerds
-Ending

Updates

So you can stay in the know

November 25, 2008- New LAYOUT for the site... YAY Thanksgiving. I hope you all have a good one and eat pleanty of food... we sure will :)

November 23, 2008- Neopets page created!!! Listen up, fools!

November 21, 2008- First podcast EVER made! Bwahahahaha

November 17, 2008- NEWS FLASH... Juicer is an idiot and deleted the ORIGINAL homepage... yay for Juicer... you rock! Anywho... it's back, don't worry... it's just slightly different. Also, a practice podcast will be up, please comment on it to help us out. ALSO... check out the killer icons and such... you know you want to =]

Memrobilia

Want some?

Icons and Quotes from the show... you can find more on the site, but I thought I would put some here... just incase you wanted to spread the love. Got a favorite person or quote from the show? Add it to your lookup, shop, guild, pet page... WHEREVER... just spread the love, and have fun =)

Fanmail

From AWESOME people such as yourselves...

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About the Site

Created By: Juicer™

Created On: November 11, 2008

Layout: v.2 (entitled T-Day at Honors Lunch by Cloudy Day Layouts)

Switchpod Account: HonorsLunch

Hits: You'll just have to go to the site and see =)

Owners

Homiez in Charge

Juicer™ is a junior and basically the idea-founder of this podcast. She also made this webpage. She is one pretty frackin awesome person. And her "catch phrase" is HOLY FRICK ON A STICK!!!

Cupcake is a senior (how we will miss her next year =[) She is pretty much hilareous, and totally awesome. Her "catch phrase" is I AM NOT A MAN!!

Artichoke is a wittle freshie =] but we love her to death nonetheless. She's the youngest in the podcast, but she's completely awesome anyway... "Hellz to the Yeah" was her clever title. She has multiple "catch phrases" which include... Funny fun fun, CHEWBAKI... and others, that I can't remember =/ haha

Marshmallow is a friggin awesome sophomore. She is more just along for the ride... as she hasn't really done any of the planning. She's uberly cool... the best EVER! haha... and her "catch phrase" is That's what she said.

Guests

We Love You!

So, these people are completely awesome, and we love to have them on the show, but I don't think we can count them as one of the owners...

Dorito is also referred to as JD and is a frackin awesome JUNIOR (because, let's face it, JUNIORS ROCK!) He WAS originally one of the founder peoples, but he really hasn't done ANYTHING towards the podcast, and he is never available to do it =/ Nonetheless, we love him anyway... he is such a gossip girl, haha... his "catch phrase" is AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (you would just have to hear that in his girl scream =])

Tortilla is a freshie, like Artichoke. She is pretty awesome... and like, everyone knows her... EVEN US NOW, because she eats lunch with us sometimes. Her "catch phrase" is screaming ABBY WYSOCKI!!! Everytime Artichoke talks =] (some may say that will get old... but we'll see)

Crispy Cream is a hackin' awesome freshie. He doesn't eat at lunch with us, but we let him talk on the show cuz he's dating artichoke... plus he's cool. Anyway, he doesn't have a "catch phrase" but if he did, it would so be HANKY PANKY TIME!!!. =]

Credits

Deservingness

YOU for coming to our website, THANKSIES a billion

Tinypic for holding the pictures

Switchpod for holding the podcasts

JUCIER for making the layout and the site

All the amazing people that contribute their time to the podcast

AND ESPECIALLY all the supporting people who download the podcast onto their iPods, mp3s or listen to it on the site... we LOVE you guys to death!

And of course, FREEWEBS for hosting...