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We were wondering what would happen if you painted Professor Snape with a Neopian Paint Brush. Here are some of the ideas we came up with. We hope you will find them amusing and not take offence at the liberties we have taken.
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This is a sketch of Professor Severus Snape by J.K. Rowling herself. It is how he would look before we painted him.

Is he smiling??? I think he might be…		Coochie coochie …. Eeeeeew!!!
Blue Snape thinks you ought to know he's feeling very depressed.
Candy floss hair and a cherry on top: this Snape looks good enough to eat.		Professor Snape seems a little uncomfortable in this festive garb.
Snape with wings. Yay! (But you'd better watch those fangs.)		Desert Snape sleeps in the depths of a deserted gebmid by day, avoiding the fierce desert sunshine.
Snape your booty like a boggart in pain, again and again and again!!		The faerie Godfather?
	The hottest Snape you'll find anywhere.
Much scarier than your average Snape.		The perfect colour for lurking in school corridors.
Watch him hula like a hippogriff!		Swims like a fish, sings like a… seamonster in pain.
Count the eyes….and the fingers….and…Aaaargh!!
He'll keelhaul you as soon as look at you.		Robot Snape has a brain the size of a planet and a pain in all the diodes down his left side. No wonder he looks so miserable.
	Royal Snape. Truly the Half-Blood Prince. His cloak bears the royal emblem of Fleurs-de-Lys: Lily flowers.
Colour him in, or leave him plain?		How gross can you get??!!
Puts the 'Terror' in Terror Mountain.
With a very fetching outfit made of animal skins, a wooden club, bone hair ornament and his very own pile of dung. Lovely!		He might as well have suffered the Dementor's kiss.