About MeHi! I'm Gorbatov. This is where you will find all kinds of fascinating information about me!
Oh... I don't really know what to say, now that I think about it. Umm, right now I'm practicing baking. Schafbock says I'm ok at it, and I think that's better than being bad. He also says "don't quit your day job" but I don't even have a job. I don't know if he means I should bake for a living or what? It's kind of hard to bake when everything tastes good. You'd think that would make it easier! But it usually means I put stuff in my baking that other people don't like. I made a fish surprise pie once. I think Schafbock was a little too surprised since he spit it all out. Slowly but surely I'm getting better at making things that are "edible", or so he says. Someday I'm going to own my very own restaurant and everything in it will be super good!
Another hobby of mine is collecting Usukis! A lot of the ones I own are really old and worn out, though, 'cause I've had them since I was just a tiny Skeith. I also, uh, tried to cut their hair. I figured it would grow back but after ten years of waiting I'm starting to lose hope...
My favorite place to go is Usukiland. I usually don't end up buying anything since we don't have a lot to spend, but it's still fun to look around! Someday I'll get my hands on a Pretty Pink Usuki. Schafbock says I'm too old to be playing with dolls and Afkeer took a couple of my nicer ones to bet with in poker, but it's a hobby I'll never be able to give up! I love Usukis almost as much as I love... umm, food! And that's a lot.
Here's Schafbock! He's quite charming. He's really nice to me and tries out my baking. He's super helpful and I've improved a lot since I met him. His favorite thing is chocolate cake! Schafbock is a little hard on me sometimes but I know it's only 'cause he's looking out for me. When we first met he was super mean but now we're best friends forever! Cool, huh? He wasn't always a mutant. I think maybe his other friends stopped hanging out with him since he turned all green and stuff. I think the mutant Ixi look is manly!
This is Afkeer! He's kind of a grouch. He borrows a lot of money from people. I don't, um, ever think he's payed anyone back. He loves gambling, like poker and slot machines. I've never tried those. It doesn't sound like too much fun to me... Oh, don't tell anyone I told you, but he's actually really superstitious, hee hee! I've seen him toss salt over his shoulder before and stuff! Afkeer seems like a mean guy if you're not used to him but he secretly does nice things for me from time to time. I pretend not to notice. :)
Schafbock took Maelette in off the streets and now I'm an official helper. I used to take care of my younger sister all the time so caring for Maelette is like second nature! I can always put a smile on her face and she can always put a smile on mine. Schafbock's only rule for me is to never ever cook or bake anything for her. Oh well, maybe someday when I'm better at it...
This is another person who lives with me and Afkeer! She's, uh, kind of weird. She also says my food stinks. Her friend doesn't seem to mind it, though! I wish I could try on some of her clothes... but she would probably beat me up. Something in her eyes tells me she could pull it off even though she's half my size... Scary.
This is Afkeer's brother, Vilfrid. He's the same age as me but he's a WHOLE LOT smarter than I am. Him and Afkeer are complete opposites- I have no idea how they are related! He doesn't visit a lot but when he does he's usually very nice. He also has the longest eyelashes I've ever seen. Ever.
This is Jaespar, Afkeer's weird friend. I think he works at the bank or something else boring. He visits from time to time. He's really nice to me! Sort of. Most of the time he's really quiet, though... And most of the time I try to talk to him he says he's too busy and runs off...
One word: AAAAH! Okay so technically we aren't really friends. YET. Well, no, I don't think he even knows I exist. A life size walking talking Usuki is my dream come true, though! Ohhh, someday I'll work up the courage to talk to him. Maybe he'll give me beauty tips!
Art For Me
Wow, thanks _kohaku_! I look really cute!
You're the best, nightwolf_rider! This picture makes me really hungry.
ordalie made me look so handsome! Yay!
Dad??? Well, thank you orenj1!
This makes me really REALLY hungry, showoff_uni.
dangercrow makes me look most beautiful of all!!
Thaaaaaat's me! I think! Thanks redfords_lady!
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