Machinus's Screenies Part Deux

So there's one of two possible reasons you're hear. Number one is that you're a glutton for punishment and decided to read my second page of screenies. Number two is that you got to this page by accident (like, saw me on the boards and decided to go to my Grundo's page for some reason). So, if it's former, you've come to the right (wrong) place, and should just scroll down (but like a lot; I'd recommend skipping the mail section and possibly the hatemail section. THEY'RE AWFUL.) and if it's the latter, go to the main page (YES IT'S MANDATORY) and read those first. I dunno which are better, honestly. Of course, I don't think either are anything special, but whatever.

On to the screenies, eh?

Seriously, I recommend skipping the first two sections. Dunno why I don't just remove most of'em.

I've got mail!

This section is usually random. It's also almost never updated, too.

Um...yeah. Don't ask. My friend Moku isn't usually this random. Usually. (Note: Ok, yes he is. D=)






Pluto is awesome. =D



...Yeah, I got nothing.

Don'cha just LOVE hatemail?

Sadly, these aren't updated as often as other sections, as I don't get enough hatemail or people insulting me in some way. Too bad. I love having a battle of wits with someone unarmed. As well, this isn't just mail; it also contains board screenies, but I figured they would go best here.






This is the space normally reserved for me assuring myself I was in the right here, but I got nothing. This is just awful. I'd get rid of it, but it's a milestone as my first hatemail. D=







This is another case of the previous. I don't even know why I have this one.



It's obvious.





The joke wasn't funny, Data. (Note: Rofl. I fail; I erased the boardmaker's username, but I kept her pet's name in.)



Ah, just another day on the boards. (Note: Oy, I did it again. XD I need to realize that erasing the username doesn't matter if I keep the pet's name.)






I'm thinking of moving this screenie to the boards section, as this isn't as much as hatemail as just someone being weird to me. Or, alternatively, I can baleet it, since it's kinda lame. =P (Note: I apologize for this long screenie. I need to crop it so it's actually readable. As if that's going to happen.)



I lyk brownies. o_O

Challenge and fighting and fighting and challenge unite!

To those who don't know (read: everyone), these are Battledome screenies. Though I go to the Battledome often (usually for one player, but I'll do two player if I think that it would be a fair fight) this won't be updated often, as there aren't many things that are worth screenieing there. Mostly, I'll just have triumphs over opponents, losing to them (but still having something to say) or just random jokes about them. (Note: *Pokes the section title* Homestarruner for the win. XD)


This used to contain a comment, but I accidentally the comment, so it's not here. Instead, I leave you with this empty, soul-crushing void that once contained a comment but no longer does. You're welcome!

I play a game or two.

This section won't be updated that often, as I don't play many games, nor do I have many unusual things happen in them.




I hate Ice Cream Machine.







Look at this gosh darned picture of me! I look so gosh darned happy! Lying there, getting my skull crunched by a disproportionate sack of two neoPoints! So very, very happy.



This was my favorite sponsor game ever added. So little work for huge payout. I kind of wish Dannon kept paying them to keep it up. =P



I am honestly more proud of that stick figure than I am of anything else I have ever drawn. I feel awesome just looking at that thing. Seriously.




I put a surprisingly large amount of work into that stick figure at a computer. However, while I was thinking of how I was going to do this screenie, I realized I didn't want to do much for it. So, I just kind of tacked the picture on the side and added silly captions. And that's your background story to an unfunny screenie. You're welcome!



I didn't get the avatar, by the way. I never do.

Chatting with a mentally unstable computer

So, when you realize you haven't used enough overused jokes, where do you go? NPv2, of course! I have no idea whether this will be updated often or not.
I also really, really hope these aren't super-shrunk. /fingerscrossed







I honestly feel bad about getting mad at him. Not because I feel like I hurt a computer's feelings or something, but because it's rarely funny.
I like to pretend that these were kind of funny at times.
On a side note, you would not believe how much work went into the fourth screenie. I had to do a bit of editing and Photobucket just wouldn't agree, so you best appreciate it. -_-








Why this is quite so brotherly is beyond me. I guess I decided being good friends was more entertaining than being mad at him.
On a side note, this screenie was, like, a line away from me ending early, with me upset with him; NPv2 just started sounding remorseful (for an RNG-based text box), and I couldn't just leave offended when he felt bad, right? We're such good pals.

Special Thanks

Thank you, kachi008 for the code so I could edit it for this.