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Current Stat Goals: 30/30/30

11/5/12 Gezn hit 300 Intelligence with "Gelert On Treasure Island"!


What YOU Lookin' At?



So Gezn has established on his petlookup he thinks -cough and sharp poke- er, is devilishly handsome. But what does he look like exactly?

Gezn is a large orange gelert. His fur is silky to a point of almost oily, although he'd freak if anybody every called it anything but perfect. His ears and tail fade into white, which kind of makes him look like a creamsicle. He has soft, baby blue eyes and somewhat large pupils. Gezn works out everyday, and it shows in his beefy arms and sculpted legs. Like a Roman god! *swats* While I personally find it kinda disgusting, Gezn very much enjoys have a hairy chest and tons of underarm hair... its a guy thing I guess. He brushes his teeth obsessively, but props to him for having a 'bleach white' smile. His nose is a bright green, and his tongue a deep pink.

In human form, he has a 'strong' nose, high cheekbones, and medium-length golden blond hair. Which is fake. His real hair color is brown. But he's careful not to let his roots grow in. -rolls eyes-

*whispers* P.S. Want to know a secret? Gezn isn't actually orange. He just really overdoes it in the tanning salon.


Who Is He?



Arrogant, confident, sarcastic, athletic, charismatic when he wants to be, and a wannabe tough guy. Gezn is what most refer to as a 'jock' and he holds the title proudly as long as you put 'the best' before it.

Gezn is a ladies man, or at least he tries to be. He'll steal your girl for fun, and taunt you about it when she's out of earshot. To the women, he's a different person. Smooth, polished, and humorous, it's hard to resist Gezn's good looks and amiable personality. Ever heard the song HeartBreaker? It's his theme song, although 'Womanizer' comes in a close second. Gezn goes through the girls like ice cream men go through... ice cream.

A complete sports fanatic and gym addict, Gezn is extremely into his looks - Well if you looked as good as me, you would be too! - *glares* - and personal hygiene. Gezn's a bit OCD with his teeth, but his dentist adores him and his breath never stinks so nobody complains. He does however spend WAY too much time at the gym - time he should be spending doing something a bit more intellectual! Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before.

The man with the plan? I think not. Gezn's impulsive and reckless. Unlike Keith though, he's able to turn on the charm and down the arrogance, so he stays out of trouble for the most part. Except for bone-breaking. Yeah, about that. He works out a lot, but that doesn't mean a 100-pound gelert should be tackling a 600-pound skeith defensive linebacker. Which he attempted. Resulting in a broken collarbone and a fractured skull - he still has the scar. And sore paws. And the really, really bad headache.




The Family



Gezn is a member of a large family, but he is very loved. =)
Best Friend - Stegaila
Partner in Crime - Flea
Goes To For Advice - Sea
Purposely Annoys - Vee
Avoids - Decomp, Birchfalls
Always Fighting With - Belfeen




O_O



He sat.
He waited.
He got up, shifted.
He waited some more.
He got bored of trying to
Make something that looks
Really cool and like a obtuse
Triangle tainted with mutants
And as the shape turns into
A circle, he sits. He waits.
He gets up, he shifts….
He waits some more.
He gets up, shifts.
He sits, tired.
He's sitting.
He's..
Not...
HERE!

She claps.

Written by Ozz

Ozz's real name is Blossom - she can't pronounce Blossom, so she calls herself Ozz. She is Gezn's sidekick, his best friend, and probably the only one who can really boss him around to do whatever she wants him to. :) He complains constantly that she's annoying, and while everyone goes along with him just so he'll be quiet, we all know that this isn't true. :P Including Blossom, thankfully, because she causes quite a racket when she's unhappy. It took Gezn hours to quiet her when she saw a picture of a faerie lizark and decided she wanted wings. (The paint brush is rather costly and currently unaffordable.) She used to be very pretty, but Florg chomped on her head and the skin grew over translucent, so she's kind of creepy looking if you aren't used to her. Blossom has a bit of brain damage from being chucked onto Florg's dinner table, and as a result talks 'funny' and is a bit of a nut. O_O But, she's loved very much by Gezn and everyone else.

In addition to having a (literally!) crazy petpet, Gezn also has to deal with Flundurh. Yes, its pronounced exactly as it looks. :P Flundurh is hyper enough to wear even Gezn out! He never stops bouncing, crawling, moving, picking, etc.. No one has ever even seen the little fellow sleep. He just stays up all night long, begging others to get up and play with him.


Just where do you think you're going!?



Gezn is never up for trade, he likes his home. Blossom made this for strangers :


More About Gezn



Favorites ♥ (by Gezn)

Quote: *From where I'm sitting, I AM the centre of the Universe!*
Color: Orange
Song: Rock Lobster - B52s
Food: Negg Pies and Vegetarian Cheeseburgers
Sport: Yoyooball - GO DARIGAN
Board Game: Board Game? More like BORED game!
Activity Game: Better Than You
Movie: Fight Club, OBVIOUSLY
Number: 7
Season: Summer
Accent: Mystery Islandin
Hero: Swordsmaster Talek
Villan: Lord Kass - The dude oozes awesome
Faerie: Psellia ;D
Shop: Grooming Parlour, obviously
Smell: Fresh Grass
Land: Neopian Central
Friend: Stegaila and Flea
Book: The Complete Nail-Care Guide (What?! It's really informative!)
Drink: Jumbleberry Achyfi
Affinity: Strength!
Time of Day: Noon
Holiday: Gelert Day
Instrument: Drums
Plant: I don't man, I like trees and stuff


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5/19/12 Gezn reached 200 Intelligence! :D

An idea for the future..



It all starts with Stegaila...

Well, actually it starts with Gezn. xD He thinks of himself as a chick magnet. He laughs at the guys who fall head over heels for a girl. He snorts at romance movies, he even giggles at Jane Austin stuff.

And then it happened. His equal, his nemesis, his dainty little daydream.

Graceful, delicate-looking, and just as good at him at sports - if not better - is Stegaila. Sure, her choice of sport is ice skating to ice hockey, but the time and commitment involved in the two are the same.

If that wasn't enough to make him drool?
She can't stand him.

So he brushes his teeth harder, shines his fur more, sweats intensely.. but does it matter?

He soon takes a step back from all the physical stuff and takes a good hard look at himself and realizes that in all honesty, there's a lot of emotional room for improvement.

No, he doesn't turn into a softie, and he's still Gezn, but it definitely has an effect on him.

What effect? Does he get the girl? Will his teeth fall out from mouthwash-overuse?

See ya around!



Keep an eye out for Gezn in the beauty contest! If you feel like donating extra codestones or dubloons to help with his training, please send them to tornadolover2. Also, Gezn is determined to paint Blossom faerie, so if you have a faerie petpet paint brush and are willing to sell it at a discounted price (or just donate it of course! xD) then please neomail tornadolover2 as well!

BYE! :D
PEACE OUT!



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