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Here's my list of quotes from animes and mangas.
They are either funny, sad, significant, cute, or just plain random.
I'll try to update this whenever I log into this account. ^_^
It's in alphabetical order by anime/manga title.

Chiyo-chan: Oh no! We might not make it! Aargh!  If only we could turn back time!
Osaka: *moves chair over to the clock hanging on the wall*…*reaches for the clock*
Chiyo-chan: Osaka! Just do your job!
~ from Azumanga Daioh

Osaka: Hiya, teach!  How about a cup of tea?
Kurosawa-sensei: Oh, are you running a coffee shop?
Osaka: Yeah. It's pretty darn cute inside…So cute it'll blow you away!
Kurosawa-sensei: Really? Well, if you guys are doing it, I'm sure it'll be great.
Osaka: And don't you worry. You won't find any dead cats or anything in here, either!
Kurosawa-sensei: Uh…
~ from Azumanga Daioh

Yomi: Achoo! Ugh. I can't stop sneezing.
Osaka: Achoi! Me neither.
Yomi: That…was a sneeze?
Osaka: Maybe I have a cold.
Yomi: It's not hay fever? That's what I've got.
Osaka: Hay…fever?
Yomi: ?
Osaka: Oh. Ohh…Ooohhh!
Yomi: What's with you?
Osaka: That's it! I have hay fever! Up to now, I thought I just caught a cold ever spring! Yeah, hay fever…Achoi! Hey, Chiyo-chan! I have hay fever!
Chiyo-chan: Really? I'm sorry.
Osaka: *smiles* Hey, Tomo! I have…
Yomi: She sure looks happy.
~ from Azumanga Daioh

Tomo: My dream is to mess with the teacher.
Yomi: How is that a "dream"?
Tomo: LOOK A FLYING SAUCER!!!
Yukari-sensei: *gasps and turns around*
Tomo: Just like that, a dream fulfilled.
Yomi: More like a dream wasted.
~ from Azumanga Daioh

Yomi: Hey, did you bring that handout?
Tomo: Aah! I forgot it!
Yomi: I swear, you've got the mind of a sieve, you know that?
Osaka: I bet there ain't no one more forgetful then me!
Tomo: Alright, Osaka, my sister in arms!
Kagura: You two may be forgetful, but don't go forgetting about me!
Tomo: You've got a bad memory too, huh? Mark my words – this school is in trouble! Thus, all three of us have forgotten our handouts.
Kagura: Heck, I lost my handout!
Tomo: Whoa! That's a prize fool, right there.
Osaka: Um…by the way…what printout are we talking about?
Tomo: Wow! She's forgotten it even existed!
Kagura: Now there's a girl determined to be the queen of morons!
~ from Azumanga Daioh

Tomo: Oh yeah. Osaka, I forgot to bring back that CD I borrowed from you.
Osaka: Don't worry about it! I forgive you! I've got a heart as wide as the ocean! It's as wide as…as the Seto Naikai!
Tomo: Um, that's an inland sea. And it's pretty narrow.
Osaka: Yeah, but it's got octopuses and stuff living in it.
Tomo: That's a pretty nasty heart you've got there.
~ from Azumanga Daioh

"A City with no People": In this city...there are no people. The lights are on in all the houses. But there's nobody on the streets. Are there people inside? I peek in a window to find out. There are people. But they are with them. I look in other houses. These people are with them, too. This city is just like all the rest. Being with them is fun. More fun than being with people. Nobody comes outside anymore. There are no people in this city. I will leave this city and go to another one. I hope that I will meet someone. Someone just for me. But if that special someone falls in love with me... I will have to leave that someone. Even so, I want to meet that special someone. This is what I think as I leave the city with no people.
~ from Chobits

Plum: No applause????
Kotoko: Wh-Why me?
Plum: Applause please.
Kotoko: Huh?
Plum: Applause!! Plum did work!!!!
~ from Chobits

Lelouch: Those with power, fear us! Those without power, seek us!
~ from Code Geass

C.C.: Lelouch, do you know why the snow is white? Because it's forgotten what color it once was.
~ from Code Geass

Lelouch: I don't know why the snow is white…but I think that white snow is very pretty.
~ from Code Geass

Kira: L, did you know that shinigami only eat apples?
~ from Death Note

Kana: When the snow melts, what does it become?
Hatori: Water of course.
Kana: Wrong!  It becomes spring!
~ from Fruits Basket

Tohru: A rice ball never did belong in a fruits basket.
~ from Fruits Basket

Kyo: One of these days I'll make you say you're sorry!
Yuki: I'm sorry.
Kyo: That's not what I meant! Don't you have any shame?
Yuki: Yes, I'm ashamed to be seen with you shouting in public.
Kyo: Oh that's it! Lets take it outside!
Yuki: We are outside, you stupid cat.
~ from Fruits Basket

Haru: By the way, don't try this at home. Anyone besides Kyo would have been seriously injured.
Kyo: You shouldn't have tried it either! And who are you talking to?!
~ from Fruits Basket

Ayame: Then you must strike! Give into your wounded heart and strike, strike, strike with reckless abandon....AT KYON-KICHI!!
Kyo: Not at you??!!!!
~ from Fruits Basket

Shigure: I'm powerless and worthless. A man of small caliber. I'm the worst of men.
Hatori: ………The worst thing about you……is that while you realize that, you still won't regret a thing.
~ from Fruits Basket (vol 17)

Kureno: I was released so easily from the curse that everyone else still suffers from. I'm free. Me, and no one else. I can love anyone. I can go anywhere. But…But that's exactly why. That's why I have to……I have to be by Akito's side.
~ from Fruits Basket (vol 17)

Kureno: It's true that my curse was broken. And the bond that I used to feel……it is gone now. But… 'Maybe it's only pity. Maybe it's only out of pity that I hold him.' But I can't just leave him. I- I swore I'd stay by his side. Until the day he no longer needs me. I'll always…Akito clung to me and cried so hard I thought he'd break into two. And so…For the sake of that girl…I swore I'd keep on living. Can you understand that? For that child. Timid……and weak. Weaker than anyone. More fragile……than anyone. For that sad……little girl.
~ from Fruits Basket (vol 17)

Enma Ai: Oh pitiful shadow cloaked in darkness. Your actions cause men pain and suffering. Your hollow soul drowns in your sins. Would you like to see what death is like?
~ from Jigoku Shoujo

Soubi: Pain is proof that you are alive.
~ from Loveless

Ritsuka: If…If Seimei came back to life…if he ordered you to kill me, what would you do?
Soubi: ……Seimei is dead.
Ritsuka: That's why I said "if"!  If Seimei ordered you to…
Soubi: ………
Ritsuka: Answer me, Soubi!  You would, right?
Soubi: ……Probably.
Ritsuka: I knew it!  *runs off* Let go of me!!
Soubi: Wait.  Listen to me.  If such a day comes……I'll die first.
~ from Loveless

Natsuo and Youji: Our name is zero. We are the beginning and the end. We are everything. And nothing. We shall give you pain and suffering. We shall send your existance back to nothing...
~ from Loveless

Kouya: To die tonight is perhaps to be born tonight.
~ from Loveless

Sasuke: I understand now. Even if I must sell my body to the Devil, I must gain power. I am an avenger.
~ from Naruto

Itachi: Foolish little brother, if you wish to kill me, hate me, detest me, and live in an unsightly way. Run, run, and cling to life.
~ from Naruto.

Gaara: A soul needs a purpose to live... and so I concluded that my purpose was to kill everyone besides myself. I felt alive...
~ from Naruto

Gaara: I fight for my sake only, and live to love no one but myself. As long as I think that other people only exist to make me feel that…the world is wonderful.
~ from Naruto

Gaara: Yeah…I'm going to tear him apart. Then drag it out…What, you ask? The insides, of course. A lot comes out, right?
~ from Naruto

Sasuke: There are many things that I hate and I don't really like anything.
~ from Naruto

Oruchimaru: Well, I sort of have a goal. If I were to state it in words…I like to see moving things. They're boring when they don't move. A windmill that is not moving…can be nice from time to time…But most of the time, it's not even worth looking at. Now, I want to move the windmill with the wind called the Destruction of Konoha.
~ from Naruto

Kankuro: You're an interesting guy. I like you.
Naruto: You're not interesting. I don't like you. 
~ from Naruto

Haku: A person is able to become truly strong when they wish to protect someone they cherish.
~ from Naruto

Neji: The strongest person I ever fought told me this. 'You are different from me. Unlike me, you are not a loser.'
~ from Naruto

Deidara: The Kyuubi boy, what is he like?
Itachi: ……… 
Pein: Tell him, Itachi.
Itachi: ……… He's the type to scream and charge first.
Deidara: *raises eybrows* Can't you be a bit more specific?
Itachi: …………… *disappears*
~ from Naruto

Sakura: Sasuke, don't leave!  If you do, I'll scream!
Sasuke: Sakura...thank you. *knocks her out*
~ from Naruto

Naruto: If my arms get ripped off, I'll kick him to death.  If my legs get ripped off, I'll bite him to death.  If my head gets ripped off, I'll stare him to death.  If my eyes get ripped out, I'll curse him to death.  Even if it means getting torn to pieces, I'm going to take Sasuke back from Oruchimaru no matter what.
~ from Naruto

Naruto (to Sai): If it's to save that friend, I'll do anything.  Even work with you.
~ from Naruto

Deidara: Behold…my greatest masterpiece! Self destruction!!
Sasuke: He's lost it…
~ from Naruto

Sasuke: You know nothing about me…How much hate has filled and enveloped my heart, how much stronger I've grown because of it…You know nothing.
~ from Naruto

Itachi: What do you see with your sharingan?
Sasuke: What do I see, Itachi? With the power I've gained, I see one thing and it's crystal clear. I see you. DEAD.
~ from Naruto

Itachi: People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality." But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true?" Merely vague concepts…Their reality may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?
Sasuke: What are you getting at?
Itachi: Heh…Like the way you simply decided that Madara must be dead. Like the way you believed I was a kind, caring brother.
~ from Naruto

Tamaki: Tell me. I don't know much about martial arts… But what does it mean to be strong? Is it something you can only obtain only by lying to yourself? I'm sorry, but I think hiding your true self—pretending to be different from what you are—is a form of cowardice. Don't you think it's important to acknowledge who you are? Having the courage to be able to admit what you love……Enjoying what you love……And being true to yourself… Isn't that also what it means to be strong?
~ from Ouran High School Host Club

Ryoma: Mada mada dane.
~ from Prince of Tennis

Momo: Fuji-senpai.
Fuji: What?
Momo: I thought you liked that drink.
Fuji: Oh, Inui's Penal Tea? I liked it. It's really good.
Momo: Then why are you trying so hard?
Fuji: I like to see people suffer even more.
~ from Prince of Tennis

Inui: I see…Hakugei.
Oichi: Inui, do you know what it is?
Inui: Nope, I just thought that it was a cool name.
~ from Prince of Tennis

Fuji: Participants, zero. Championship is mine.
~ from Prince of Tennis

Hanamura: You're great material.  I've been watching you all along.  You would be even better if you come to us.  I'd be able to complete you as the best masterpiece ever.  It doesn't matter if you come after the Kantou Regionals.  Please consider it.
Echizen: No way.  To complete…that would mean that it's the end, wouldn't it?
~ from Prince of Tennis

Shinku: Jun, go get me some tea.
Jun: Hai hai.
Shinku: Really, you have no manners. Can't you say 'hai' just once?
Jun: Hai hai hai ha--
*slap*
Jun: OWW!!!
~ from Rozen Maiden