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-- Status: Veggietales is Beast! -- Last Updated: 09 June 2011 -- Current Obsession: Nintendo 3DS! --
Hello there! I'm Kitty, as you can plainly see. Welcome to my guild room. Pardon the mess, if you will. My room's always a mess, but today everything's particularly messy. Why? I haven't had enough time to work on it lately. School's stressing me out, and then there's the constant threat of Covu's minions and the onslaught of the Sparkle War. But that's nothing to trouble you with right now; come in, come in. Step right over the threshold, guest. Wait - not there. That's Jynx's spot. Who's Jynx? Well...you should visit her area of the room. That's the best thing that you can do. Trust me. And stay out of her way.
There are a few things you should know about me before venturing into my room.
1. I'm completely insane. Really. I couldn't keep my mind on the same thing for more than ten minutes if I wanted to. And most of the time I don't.
2. I am completely obsessed with Edward Elric, from the FullMetal Alchemist manga and anime. The manga's better, trust me. Although Ed does sound rather dreamy in the anime...
3. I love kitty cats. Truly, I do. In fact, there are probably a ton of them around the room right now, watching...always watching. They're waiting for you to reveal your weakness. Trust me, it'd be a bad idea for you to do that right now.
4. I am on Team Sparkle Water. If you try to ambush me, I'll just show you my awesome looking weapons. Try looking down the business end of a Swoozka and tell me how spunky you feel.
5. I love making graphics and messing with coding. There's always the chance that at least one of my sites will be under construction or undergoing a revamp.
You think you got that down? Keep those things in mind and I promise that nothing in this room will harm you. Well, at least not fatally.
To-Read List
My 2011 Resolution is to read fifty (50) books that I have never read before. This is the list of books that I have so far. If you would like to contribute, Neomail them to me, please!
TCW Went Bananas
TCW Dropped a Bombshell
TCW Had 60 Whiskers Here There Be Dragons
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-- Friday, 28 January 2011 -- Currently Reading: (Between Books!) -- Mood: Scheduling... -- Location: The Semi-New Chair --
Wow. Just...wow.
Death Note is an absolutely amazing manga. It's fantastic! Sure, it's a bit confusing at times (the two main characters are pretty wordy), but it's also quite entertaining.
I've finally caught up to Bleach as well. All 434 chapters worth. And the latest chapter ends on such a cliffhanger! That's ridiculous! I enjoy Bleach! I wish the chapters were longer. Sadly, that's not going to work this time. *sigh*
This past week, I've been choosing my classes for next year. I'll be a SENIOR, baby! WOOT! So far, here are my choices:
Core Classes
English: English 12 AP Literature. My first AP class of the year. Apparently, it has less of a workload than normal English 12 does. I love English anyways, and there's an added bonus here: we'll do a lot of reading in this class. I love reading!
Math: Algebra III w/ Statistics. I'm currently in Pre-Calculus, so taking this class will be like taking a step back. Of course, the only other option would be AP Calculus, and I'm not going into anything math/science related, so this class would be not only a waste of time, but too much of a strain on my GPA (which is currently a 4.17, and I'm number nine in the class) to take. So that's it!
Science: Anatomy w/ Physiology. This should be interesting. The only bad thing is that, in December, we'll have to dissect a cat. There's no way on Earth I'm doing that. I'll take the essay, please. Make me cut/shave a dead cat, and I'll hurt you.
Social Studies: AP US Govt./AP Pol w/Economics Honors. The only reason I'm taking this and not normal gov is that I've heard from most of the current seniors that this is the easiest class out there. It's a lot easier than the normal gov. class, and easy = amazing.
Electives
European AP History. Yes, it's an elective, and it's an AP course. I have a deep love of European history, and that's the main reason I'm taking this class. Never mind the fact that I'm already taking two other AP classes; everything's fine. I've heard that nobody does anything in this class, though.
Theatre I. I have horrible, horrible stage fright. Terrible. In fact, if I were to stand up just in front of my class, I'd probably die of fright (it's a terrifying time...). Points to you if you can name that reference! I'm hoping that, by taking this class, I can finally get noticed in my school, and get over my fear of speaking in public.
Spanish III Honors. I'm taking this not only to continue my learning of the Spanish language, but also to receive my foreign language cord on my graduation gown. (I graduate in eighteen months. That's scary.)
Anyways, sorry to have bored you. Kitty, signing off.
-- Monday, 17 January 2011 -- Currently Reading: The Cat Who Went Bananas (by Lilian Jackson Braun) -- Mood: I dislike school. -- Location: The New Chair --
Whew. I've gotten a ton of stuff done today. I've finished my amazing entry for the January 2011 banner contest (featuring graphics/textures from Allianora) and finished my Valentine's Day Event text.
Tomorrow, I go back to school. There have been three three-day weeks in a row, and that's been great for me. I've managed to get a few things done this weekend, but most of that's been for my research project in my English class. It's on a short story entitled A Rose for Emily, which is an extremely creepy story by William Faulkner. If you have the chance, I suggest you read it. You'll never look at normal life the same way again.
Anyways, I've got to go and submit my entry and my council chat piece. Then I've got to go and work on my random contest entry. It should be pretty interesting. Eventually, I'll put the original up here in my blog (or somewhere around my room) so that you can see the original text. My comic just won't do the conversation justice.
-- Thursday, 13 January 2011 -- Currently Reading: Singer (by my best friend, Kellie!) -- Mood: I hate winter. -- Location: The New Chair --
So. Today has been a pretty sweet. I got a few things done in school (I still didn't pay attention in Pre-Cal, but what's new there?
Anyways...There's nothing else for me to say today. I'm so burned out from the amazingness of the first full day of school we've had this week (and I have an honor-roll party tomorrow), so I'll just leave you with this image:

This. Is. Epic. Is it not?
-- Wednesday, 12 January 2011 -- Currently Reading: Airman (by Eoin Colfer) -- Mood: No... -- Location: The New Chair --
Well, there goes my last day of sleeping late.
Phwooosh - right out the -blocked-
Why, you ask? Well, the county has decided that the snow and ice are no longer a problem, and thus, we are fit to go to school early in the morning.
Both yesterday and today, we went to school two hours late. That meant I got to sleep an extra two hours. It was the best two days of my life - I got to miss both math (Pre-Calculus) and history (AP US History); not fun, I tell you.
There's nothing really else to say at the moment, though. I'm obsessed with a video game I got the other day - Elite Beat Agents - but I believe I've already told you that.
...
Well, since I don't know what else to say...Good night.
-- Monday, 10 January 2011 -- Currently Reading: Airman (by Eoin Colfer) -- Mood: NO SCHOOL! -- Location: The Fancy Reclining Couch --
Guess what I'm doing today? Absolutely nothing! And why, you ask? Well, for one simple reason: there's no school today! We got a serious ice storm last night, and there's about an inch of ice on the roads everywhere.
But enough of that. I've been playing that Habitarium game recently, and it's actually really cool. But, now I have another problem: Last week, all I had was Mootix in my Habitarium - then I got a Pinchit nester egg. Now, though, my last Mootix nester has died. I only have one Mootix worker and one Mootix soldier left. All my nesters are Pinchits. Will I ever have a well-rounded Habitarium again?
I have recruited a few people in the past few days to Scarlet Memories. I'm hoping to get a few more before the week is over - even though I don't need to recruit anybody. I'm already at the highest rank that I can get in the guild. I just enjoy having new people to talk to.
Well, that's all I'm going to write for now. I may talk some more later.
-- Saturday, 08 January 2011 -- Currently Reading: Airman (by Eoin Colfer) -- Mood: POKEMONZ! -- Location: The Fancy Reclining Couch --
But! I did get my Shiny Raikou today! All I have to do now is convince mi madre to let me go back on the other two release dates (January 17 - 23 and January 31 - February 6). Then, there's the Celebi Event that's coming up. I'm so excited about this event that you can't even begin to imagine how excited I am. Not only does it unlock something really special on my copy of SoulSilver but it's also a symbol of how cool I am - I actually went to GameStop and received this uber-rare Pokemon. w00t! (That...that hurt just to type that D:)
The Nintendo 3DS is coming out very, very soon. I'm starting to freak out about this. I have nothing to worry about, though, because I recently came into some serious cash - $600 worth, to be exact. How did I come into this amount of money, you ask? Well, I'll tell you.
I got a 31 on my ACT.
I literally freaked when I found out about that score. That means I can get into practically any college I want for a tiny little fee. My dad had bet me that, for every point I got over a 25 on the ACT (I got a 25 on the practice, you see), he would give me $100. I ended up getting six points over my practice, and, using some simple math, that means I get $600. Easy money for the 3DS, you see! All I have to do now is to see if my mother will allow me to spend a substantial chunk of that money on a new gaming system. (She'll probably want me to trade in my DSi to get this system; I might trade in Sarah's DS lite and give Sarah my DSi.)
Other than that, there's nothing much else going on in my life. Well, SM has lost about six members in the past week, but we'll soon be making those up. Quickly, I hope.
-- Thursday, 06 January 2011 -- Currently Reading: Airman (by Eoin Colfer) -- Mood: I hate life. -- Location: The New Chair --
Okay, so school's going perfectly all right. The new wing's open, but that means that there's now a giant traffic jam every time I try to get to the "main" hallway. It crosses directly through the main hallway, effectively cutting it in half with this new traffic smush. And that's not always a good thing.
But anyways, I'm not here to talk about school at the moment. I'm here to record some new ADVERTISING GUIDELINES.
These are to be used when posting on a new topic in the Guild Chat board. That means that you use each post exactly ONCE. They explain the basic gist of Scarlet Memories. Of course, you can always tweak 'em once you get them on the board itself, but why mess with a good thing? (The title's up to you, though. Good luck!)
MESSAGE ONE (initial, starting post):
I'm -insert name- from Scarlet Memories! What's Scarlet Memories, you ask? Well, it's the best private anime/manga guild currently out there, that's what!
Webbie:
{ http://www.neopets.com/~dezmira }
We're a chatty bunch, I must say, although we only have 17 members. Recently, though, we've realized that, close as we are, we've run out of things to say to each other! That's where you come in.
I'm -insert name- from Scarlet Memories! What's Scarlet Memories, you ask? Well, it's the best private anime/manga guild currently out there, that's what! Webbie: { http://www.neopets.com/~dezmira } We're a chatty bunch, I must say, although we only have 17 members. Recently, though, we've realized that, close as we are, we've run out of things to say to each other! That's where you come in.
MESSAGE TWO (the second post):
First of all, SM is a PRIVATE guild. We've been picky about our members ever since we realized that we had a LOT of dead weight floating around.
So what do you have to do to join? There's a list of rules on the webbie,
{ http://www.neopets.com/~dezmira#application }
that tells you how to join. Simply place the application on the petpage and send the link to Tina!
First of all, SM is a PRIVATE guild. We've been picky about our members ever since we realized that we had a LOT of dead weight floating around. So what do you have to do to join? There's a list of rules on the webbie, { http://www.neopets.com/~dezmira#application } that tells you how to join. Simply place the application on the petpage and send the link to Tina!
MESSAGE THREE (the third post):
SM also has its own role-playing guild: Lucky Red Sock!
Because some members do not wish to role-play in the guild, LRS was created so that those who wished to role-play could do so. You do not have to join LRS if you don't want to; simply talking in the main guild will be enough.
If you would like to role-play, go ahead!
SM also has its own role-playing guild: Lucky Red Sock! Because some members do not wish to role-play in the guild, LRS was created so that those who wished to role-play could do so. You do not have to join LRS if you don't want to; simply talking in the main guild will be enough. If you would like to role-play, go ahead!
MESSAGE FOUR (the fourth post):
So, you ask, what about the members? Well, I'm happy to tell you that there are members in SM from all over the world! That means, hopefully, there will be one in your time zone that will chat with you, no matter the hour. (And for those of us who stay up late, that applies to you, too!)
We're all family here - which means you'll be treated like one. Pranks and all!
So, you ask, what about the members? Well, I'm happy to tell you that there are members in SM from all over the world! That means, hopefully, there will be one in your time zone that will chat with you, no matter the hour. (And for those of us who stay up late, that applies to you, too!) We're all family here - which means you'll be treated like one. Pranks and all!
MESSAGE FIVE (the fifth post):
Besides members and applications, SM is all about member involvement! Activities such as a banner contest, random contest, avatar hunt, and Member of the Month (and Week), and the Sparkle War (read the webbie for more information on each) abound.
HOWEVER, SM DOES NOT OFFER PRIZES FOR WINNING THESE. They are prize-free. You will simply get a banner/certificate.
Besides members and applications, SM is all about member involvement! Activities such as a banner contest, random contest, avatar hunt, and Member of the Month (and Week), and the Sparkle War (read the webbie for more information on each) abound. HOWEVER, SM DOES NOT OFFER PRIZES FOR WINNING THESE. They are prize-free. You will simply get a banner/certificate.
***NOTE: PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU EMPHASIZE THAT THERE ARE NO PRIZES AWARDED! YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE WARNED FOR THIS!
MESSAGE SIX (the sixth post):
So, in light of viewing all of this, I do hope that you'll consider Scarlet Memories as your top pick for your new anime-related guild.
I promise, this is the (insert personal viewpoint here, etc.).
So, in light of viewing all of this, I do hope that you'll consider Scarlet Memories as your top pick for your new anime-related guild. I promise, this is the (insert personal viewpoint here, etc.).
**You can put your own testimony in the blank that says "personal viewpoint here," of course. Make sure to stay within the character limit!
-- Sunday, 02 January 2011 -- Currently Reading: Seeing Redd (by Frank Beddor) -- Mood: Ah D: -- Location: The New Chair --
Finished. I am finally finished with that event. It took forever to write, mind you. I hope that at least one of my guild members played it. Who am I kidding? I know that Tina, Cat, and Rabbit played it. Possibly Covu, and a few others. What's that? You want to see it, too, guest? Well, take a gander at this:

I know that the reward for going through this MASSIVELY LONG story is just a simple graphic, but I can feel proud of all the people who read through that story. That story took me a long time to write. I hope that everybody read it well. (I enjoy doorbells.)
Anyway, school starts back on Tuesday. Tomorrow is Monday. That means I have about twenty-four hours to complete my Winter Break APUSH homework (also known as the Homework that Never Should Be). I should have finished this long ago...but I kept putting it off, putting it off, and putting it off. I apologize, Coach Teague, parents, kitty...
Wow. I just realized that this is...this is 2011. I have a year and a half until I graduate. I'm scared, in all actually. Very scared. I don't know what I'm going to do after I graduate. I mean, I can't keep playing Neopets for the rest of my adult life. That doesn't work out quite too well.
Eventually, I'll list all the things that I got for Christmas on here, but I can't tonight, because I have to get off soon. (I've been on the computer ever since we returned from puppet practice at The Sunday Building.)
I can tell you that I got six books: Seeing Redd, Archenemy, The Golem's Eye, Ptolemy's Gate, The Cat Who Dropped a Bombshell, and The Cat Who Had 60 Whiskers. I have read two of them (the two Bartimaeus ones, about the Eye and the Gate). The others...I have never read before. If you paid attention to the marquee, you'll notice that I'm currently reading Seeing Redd. It's a really entertaining book. You should go out and buy a copy of The Looking Glass Wars and all its subsequent books RIGHT NOW. Otherwise...I will track you down and gut you like a fish! If you'd like to fax me, press the star key!
-- Monday, 13 December 2010 -- Currently Reading: The Ark, the Reed, and the Fire Cloud -- Mood: STRESSED BEYOND BELIEF -- Location: The Upstairs Office --
Whew.
I'm exhausted. It's the last week of school, and to teachers, that means it's also the Week of Tests. Benchmarks, to be exact. They test EVERYTHING WE'VE LEARNED over the past nine weeks.
Fair? I think not.
I looked through my math textbook today...and realized, "Oh, my gosh. We learned that SO long ago. How the heck do I even DO that?!" So I asked my teacher. ... What I got in return? Studying helps. Like I didn't know that already.
Another thing I'm stressing out about (this stressin' all the time is terrible for my skin, I tell you) is the fact that I took the ACT on Saturday. I don't know how I did; the results won't be in for another five to eight weeks. Why does it take that long to run a few tests through a scoring machine? Honestly.
One good thing that's happened to me in the past few weeks is that I've finally gotten my CLASS RING. It's really pretty. The stone is aquamarine (March's birthstone; it's not my birthstone, because mine's a peridot, which is August's), and it has this "starburst" thing beneath it. At least, that's what Herff-Jones (the ringmaker) calls it. Around the stone is the name of my high school. On the left side is a rose, and my name above it. On the right side is a picture of a collective...Sunday-Building nature. That's all I can say about that. My name is carved on the inside band of the ring. The entire ring is silver (well, white gold, technically). It's really pretty.
Moving away from jewelry, I'll tell you a bit about what's been happening lately in Scholar's Bowl. It's a really fun class/extracurricular activity. Think of it as a combination of Cash Cab, Jeopardy!, and Who Wants to be a Millionaire?. Basically, it's a quiz show for high schoolers - and, in some cases, middle schoolers. My favorite teacher is one of the sponsors. He just makes everything significantly more epic.
Well, that's all the updates that I have for you today. I suppose I'll talk to you later. See you!
-- Friday, 10 December 2010 -- Currently Reading: A Great and Terrible Beauty -- Mood: Where's my cat?! D: -- Location: THE NEW COUCH! --
There's one good thing from my absence: Serena has left. Thank FYORA (who, by the way, is still STONE. Why hasn't this plot ended yet? It's gone on FOREVER!) for that.
I'm having a hard time catching up with my guild, though. Things...have passed me by.
On another note, I've been able to read and go through Tina's magic story, a.k.a. the Scarlet Memories Christmas Event! It was AH-MAZE-ING! Seriously. Go do it. Now. Or else. I'll get you. (Do fragments. Bother you?)
-- Sunday, 21 November 2010 -- Currently Reading: Various Nintendo Power Magazines -- Mood: *headdesk* -- Location: THE NEW COUCH! --
Okay, okay, I know. I'm terrible. I haven't updated this page in...a month and a half. That's six whole weeks. I've been terribly busy with schoolwork and the like, but don't you worry. Things will eventually (maybe?) straighten out.
Look forward to more posts in the new future! (I don't have time right now...)
Edit, 10.12.10, 7:41 p.m.: I'm just adding a few comments to stretch out this post a bit. Yeppers. Stretch. Stretchy stretchy stretch. Where's my cat? *goes to see* She's still outside. With a half-bald head.
-- Sunday, 10 October 2010 -- Currently Reading: Inkspell (by Cornelia Funke) -- Mood: I love Doofensmirtz! -- Location: The Striped Couch --
Good afternoon, everyone! I'm in a fantastic mood today. Wanna know why? There's no school tomorrow! That's a great reason for being excited!
I don't get to sleep very late in the morning, though, because we're going shopping. I need a cord for my cape, which I'll be wearing to school on Thursday. Thursday is When I Grow Up day. I'm just gonna wear a cape, because as I hereby declare that I said, Anything worth doing is worth doing in a cape. I think Thursday's just going to turn into a cartoon character day. That's what it looks like so far! Hahaha!
-- Saturday, 9 October 2010 -- Currently Reading: Inkspell (by Cornelia Funke) -- Mood: Woo! -- Location: Dad's Armchair --
Today has also been an very productive day. I made four new graphics for Shattered Crystals.
Anyways, I didn't do much else today. Well, actually, I got a haircut, and I prevented a full-out BLOODBATH on the guild board, but that's nothing interesting.
I've started making up interesting titles for all of my guild messages. No more "Re: Title Here" on any of Kitty's posts! It just doesn't work any more. Hm.
Tonight, I'm going to go see the US Marine Band play at a college nearby. It should be an interesting experience, to say the least. And some time in the near future, I'll be getting new glasses. I've had my current ones for six years, and they're too small. NEW GLASSES FTW!
-- Friday, 8 October 2010 -- Currently Reading: Inkspell (by Cornelia Funke) -- Mood: Exhausted -- Location: The Striped Couch --
Hm. Three days without an update. That's truly unfortunate. But honestly, nothing much has been going on in my life lately. Well, besides the fact that my teachers are now lecturing us on the importance of red lockdown drills (used if there is an intruder in the building) because we failed our very first one this year. And my Spanish teacher may be retiring - which makes me really, really sad. I love you, Mrs. Hallman!
There's been talk in the guild about Bleach ending. I don't want to have found a new obsession, just to have it end soon after I begin reading it! Of course, I'm only to chapter 201 or so, and chapter 423 or something like that that's supposedly the end. That's unfortunate D: I don't want to have to find a new manga to read RIGHT AFTER suffering the end of FullMetal Alchemist!
Speaking of the glorious, beautiful, un-fault-filled FullMetal Alchemist, I still haven't read the end. I've only read to Volume 21. I don't want to read further, for fear of dying of sorrow. It's starting to really bug me. WHY MUST THE GOOD MANGAS END SO SOON?! I just hope Ed and Al get their original bodies back. Or at least Alphonse. And I wonder what happened to ---(spoilspoilspoil whisper!)---? It's so INTERESTING! I don't want this series to end!
And now, for some interesting news. Next week is Homecoming Week at my high school, which makes next week UBERAMAZINGSUPERDUPER AWESOME!
Monday: No school Monday, as it's the end of a quarter! Yay!
Tuesday: Pajama day! I'm wearing cheetah-print bottoms with a Harley Davidson sweatshirt. It should be really interesting to see what other people wear!
Wednesday: Wacky Tacky (Tie) Day! I love this day more than anything else (other than costume day, of course!) because I get to wear TWO skirts to school, a ninja shirt, and a camo jacket. Interesting!
Thursday: -When I Grow Up Day- What the heck is this day?! It makes no sense! But some dude in my class is wearing a batman costume to school. I'm gonna wear a cape. It only makes sense - anything worth doing is worth doing in a cape. BAM!
Friday: Spirit Day~~! I get my Junior T-Shirt (it's really awful; the girls in charge of making them were TERRIBLE. The guys had much better ideas, such as "We cant spel, we cant rime, we're the klas of 2010" and "The World Ends With Us," both of which are cooler than the slogan that's on our T-shirt, which is: "The Proud, the Few, the Class of 2-0-1-2." It's horrible. Ugh. But otherwise, it's a pretty great day. I'm in the Quiz Bowl, for the Books category. I'm not signing up for the Class Olympics, though, because I'm not athletic. I won't get to go to Homecoming, though, because I'll be miles away in Huntsville in a puppet conference.
On that depressing note, I'm getting NEW GLASSES and I've sold enough magazine subscriptions to get a FREE PROM TICKET! I'm really, really excited about this. It's so cool! Now I need to pick out a dress. WOO! See ya later!
-- Tuesday, 5 October 2010 -- Currently Reading: Inkheart (by Cornelia Funke) -- Mood: Stressed -- Location: The Striped Couch --
Ah, well. I couldn't make it three days in a row, I suppose. Blogging has it's limits; one must actually be on said computer to insert a blog. And since my school blocks Neopets, I can't do anything FUN during my third period class, BTA (Business Tech Applications; a computer class. Currently, we're typing. I'm done with all of my MicroType lessons, so I have nothing to do. Instead of doing nothing, I'm working my way through Final Fantasy VI using only the Quicksave feature. No save files for this Kitty!), so I'm stuck with relying only on my home computer (well, technically it's a laptop) to update my blog.
Other than that, there's nothing much else that I've been doing lately. I've bought about 30k worth of stocks the past few days (talking about Neo here, people!) and have been busy trying to figure out that stupid Hubrid Nox peg game. It's diabolical!
That's about it for this blog, I suppose. Unless you want to hear me rant about how unfair my teachers are. Trust me, you don't.
-- Sunday, 3 October 2010 -- Currently Reading: Nothing! -- Mood: Extremely tired -- Location: The Striped Couch --
Wow! This is a first the month! Kitty's actually posting two days in a row! What's going on here?!
There are many reasons as to why Kitty's posting two days in a row, the least being that I feel quite accomplished and am being absolutely crazy. That means that I'm not watching The Amazing Race with the rest of my family, but rather staring at the computer screen and typing out this blog entry.
Nothing very eventful happened today.
I sold three magazine subscriptions. {Did I mention that I'm selling magazines? If I can sell twelve (either to twelve people or twelve subscriptions, I'm not sure), I get a free prom ticket. And considering that prom tickets are $75 for a single person, it's a GREAT deal. Well, not for the people who are supply me with my money, but whatever.}
I managed to get on Falls's nerves. (He's my band leader.)
I managed to almost take the stage down in puppet practice.
I managed to get lost in my local Winn-Dixie while looking for bread.
All in all, it was an uneventful day.
-- Saturday, 2 October 2010 -- Currently Reading: Eldest (by Christopher Paolini) -- Mood: Stressin' -- Location: Dad's Armchair --
I know, I know. I'm a horrible person for not updating for almost...*counts days* Two weeks? Three? I'm not sure anymore. But I promise that I have some very good reasons for staying off of Neo for the past however many days. It all boils down to one thing:
School.
You see, I'm in two advanced courses that require a ton of writing and reading: AP US History (hereafter referred to in these blogs as APUSH) and English 11 Honors.
Combine those two mind-numbing courses (well, actually, they're not mind-numbing. They're just hard. The subject matter is quite enjoyable.) with the fact that I'm also taking Pre-Calculus and Chemistry, and you've got a recipe for a VERY tired Kitty.
Not to mention the fact hat I have a life after school, too.
Kitty's Week Day Schedule
Monday: Kitty gets up at 6:05 and proceeds to get ready for the day. She leaves her house at 7:00, sometimes later, and drives to school, hopefully avoiding trains and kamikaze drivers on the way. After school, she heads straight to her Sunday-Building, where she takes piano lessons from 3:30 - 4:00. Sometimes, Praise Band practice takes place from 4:00 - 6:00, but that might be cancelled and moved to Sundays.
Tuesday: Kitty gets up at 5:50 and proceeds to get ready for the day. She leaves her house at 6:50 in order to get to school for Scholar's Bowl practice. Since she cannot attend after school, mornings are the only time she can do this, since these practices are required. After school, she heads back to her house, avoiding severe accidents in the school parking lot, and does her homework. Usually, this involves doing ALL her homework for both Tuesday and Wednesday, as Wednesday afternoons are completely devoted to the Sunday-Building.
Wednesday: Kitty gets up at 6:05 and proceeds to get ready for the day. She leaves her house at 7:00 and drives to school. After school, she drives directly home to pick up her little sister and her mother. They then leave immediately for the Sunday-Building. They arrive at around 4:00, and Kitty goes to band while her mother and sister help out in the Sunday-Building kitchen. At 5:00, the Praise band stops practice, and they are allowed to fiddle around for a half-hour. At 5:30, dinner is served upstairs in the dining area. At 6:30, the service begins, and lasts until around 8:00 or so. When Kitty gets home, she goes directly to bed.
Thursday: Kitty gets up at 5:50 and proceeds to get ready for the day. She leaves her house at 6:50 in order to get to school for Scholar's Bowl practice. Since she cannot attend after school, mornings are the only time she can do this, since these practices are required. After school, she heads back to her house, avoiding severe accidents in the school parking lot, and does her homework. Thursdays are the only time that she might find some time for the computer.
Friday: Kitty gets up at 6:05 and proceeds to get ready for the day. She leaves her house at 7:00 and drives to school. After school, she drives directly home, picking up her little sister on the way. She then spends the evening doing her homework and trying to unwind from the horrors of the school week. A movie or two might be watched, then she plays video games until she goes to bed. The computer is too much work to obtain, because her father is almost always on it, and does not like to relinquish his grip on the electronic object.
See what my week is like? When do I find time for Neo in a hectic schedule such as that?! If you can tell me how, without me having to sacrifice good grades, I'll personally reward you...with something digital. Like a graphic or something. *sigh*
-- Saturday, 11 September 2010 -- Currently Reading: Farenheit 451 (by Ray Bradbury) -- Mood: Happy -- Location: The Striped Couch --
Whew. I am really tired. I spent most of last night at a football game - where we WON. Which is absolutely amazing, to tell you the truth! Do you know why?
We spent most of the last season losing every game we played.
This year, we not only won the practice game, but we've won the first three games of the season. We were even featured on the news last night, and a guy from Fox 6 game to our school during our pep rally to pump us up for the game.
It. Was. Awesome.
In other news, I made a 71% on my APUSH test - I got the second-highest grade in the class. My friend Kellie made a 78%.
We've switched to numeric keyboarding in my BTA (Business Tech Application) class. It's a computer class that I am required to take - and since I didn't take it last year, I'm taking it this year with a bunch of tenth-graders and a couple of other juniors.
I got a 90% on my Five People You Meet in - - - - - - essay that I did for my English teacher. She was impressed, I believe. A lot of people got B's. I have my friend Kellie to thank for that.
On in some online news, Tina finally made me my Room Spotlight award!

Woo! Thank you, Tina! It's so pretty! I think that's the first image you've ever used for a graphic for me that doesn't feature a Neko, and I like that!
-- Thursday, 2 September 2010 -- Currently Reading: City of Ashes (by Cassandra Clare) -- Mood: Exhausted -- Location: Dad's Armchair --
Wow. I. Am. Tired. Everything's spinning around. Things are going absolutely insane right now. I feel like I'm in the middle of a vortex of agony and stress.
Stressing over APUSH work is never good, mind you. Not good at all.
Then I have all that Pre-Cal work that's going to kill me, even though I got an 80% (which is worse than I thought I got) on my chapter one test yesterday. *sigh* I need to study more, apparently. Everything would be much better if we were allowed to use our calculators. I named mine Alphonse :D That way, I can say, "ALPHONSE! WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU?!" while talking to my locker/purse/backpack, wherever I happen to stuff him. He's part of a pair - Alphonse is TI-84 Plus Texas Instruments Calculator (he's gray); his brother, Edward, is a black/silver Samsung cell phone. I name my inanimate objects; do you have a problem with that? I hope you don't.
At the very least, I did a lot better on my Catch-22 test than I thought I would have. I missed the least number of questions in my class - I only missed four questions out of twenty-five. Then we were allowed to correct them, and it turns out I have only missed two now. So I have a score of 23/25, which is one less than my friend Emily. So I have a good grade for at least one of my classes so far. Not so much for my APUSH class. But that's another rant entirely, and I don't exactly want to go into that right now.
To leave you guys on a happier note, I GET TO ORDER MY CLASS RING TOMORROWWWWW! I am far more excited about this than I should be, probably. But it's my class ring - although the total cost is over $400, I still love it. I'm a Junior this year, and if I can, I'll be sure to show you guys a picture of what this ring looks like when I get it. That should be before September.
OH! I forgot the best thing! I WON THE SM CONNECT SPOTLIGHT! Isn't that great?! Woo!
-- Friday, 27 August 2010 -- Currently Reading: Dracula -- Mood: Exhausted -- Location: Mom's Armchair --
Wow. I am way beyond tired right now. Everything seems like it's spinning. Nothing's making sense any more. And do you know why, guest? It's because of my AP US History teacher. History is going to be the death of me before everything's over and done with.
I have my first test in history coming up in about four days. What makes it even worse, though, is that the teacher seems to have absolutely no faith in us whatsoever. He keeps saying, "Don't get discouraged. You're going to fail your first test. It happens." Yes, we're all going to fail. That makes us WANT to study, right? Because if you're going to give us an impossible test, then nothing's going to work out, is it? Of course not. You're going to kill me, Coach Teague.
Do you know what's going on in my Neo life right now? I'm currently looking for a Shibuya Station button. This was a review site run by Tenshi and Reuuk a long, long time ago. They reviewed Shattered Crystals quite nicely (I got a 75% or so), but when I returned the favor, they began bashing both my site and all my other sites, simply because I gave them a 91%. I suppose it was too low for them. *sigh* Things don't go well when you mix egotistical site owners with reviews that try to point out flaws (BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT REVIEWS ARE SUPPOSED TO DO - HELP YOU FIX YOUR SITE SO THAT IT CAN BE THE BEST YOU CAN BE!) because they don't want to be told about their site's flaws. Things aren't great.
Other than that, most everything has been pretty good in my life. Well, I think I may have failed my Catch-22 test today, but that can't be helped. It was a hard multiple choice test (the best ones are ridiculously hard), not to mention the fact that the book DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER.
-- Thursday, 19 August 2010 -- Currently Reading: Catch-22 -- Mood: Stressed & Angry -- Location: The Striped Couch --
TNT has had petpage-editing down for a week. I almost went insane waiting.
In the past week, I have started school (drat!), turned sixteen (YES!), and got my license (SA-WHEET!). Everything's going fine so far in school. I have finished all of my summer work and my first-week-of-school-assigned-essay.
The only bad thing that's happened in the past week is that I now have an Ex to tell my future relationships about. But really, it wasn't going anywhere. It's better now that we're just friends. Although he seems to be avoiding me...But I guess that's to be expected.
I'm now driving to school.
Tomorrow, I will be going to see Vampires Svck with my friends and their current guys. I'll be the only one without a date, but that doesn't bother me. I'll be FINE as long as I get to talk with them and there's not too much PDA'ing going on.
Wow. That's really all the news I have for you guys from the past week.
Hm.
There's nothing else for me to say.
-- Monday, 9 August 2010 -- Currently Reading: Bleach! -- Mood: Stressed and Exhausted -- Location: The Striped Couch --
Everything. Is. Done.
Finally done.
Done.
Did I mention I was done with Shattered Crystals' New Layout?! Because I am! I am very, very excited about this. I'm also very, very tired. What do you think of it? Send me your comments! I wish to know! Now! Hop to it, guest! GO GO GO!
*sigh*
Wow. I'm tired.
Trust me. There's nobody more tired than me at the moment. I'm extremely tired. And I still have 19 more questions to go with my AP Work. I'm going to die before I finish this. I know I am.
Kitty, signing off for tonight. I can't be bothered to write any more.
-- Saturday, 7 August 2010 -- Currently Reading: Bleach! -- Mood: Stressed @_@ -- Location: The Striped Couch --
I know, I know, I'm a horrible person. I haven't updated in five days. But I spent most of my day today working on a new layout for SC. I gave up on that horrible brown one. Compare?
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The blue one is the second one I did. I love that one much more than the original one that I did. Isn't it awesome? I really like the guy it features, too. They're both Bleach layouts, too. I need to start coding the second one, I suppose.
What do you think of them? The blue one, mostly. Because the blue one's cool.
-- Monday, 2 August 2010 -- Currently Reading: Bleach! -- Mood: Tired -- Location: The Upstairs Office --
Okay, so I finally got GIMP open for the first time in three days. Go figure. It's been a while since it opened this fast!
Anyways, I spent the time on GIMP (about an hour to two hours) working on a new layout for Shattered Crystals.
Tell me what you think of it?
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I have it saved into different layers, so if I have to change the box or something, I can do that without having to redo everything! I learned to do that with my current layout - if I had had to restart all over again every time something didn't work out, then I'd be dead XD
I'll probably have to add a little box for navigation or something later. Right now, it looks a lot like Tina's Current Layout for DarkLight. I don't want it to be exactly the same. Besides, her box is a heck of a lot bigger. I don't have that much content on my page, so mine's a little smaller than hers. Now I have to figure out how to do the navigation, then all that's left is to code it.
There IS a difference, though.
I hope to have it up by August 31, if possible. If Tina allows me to XD
-- Sunday, 1 August 2010 -- Currently Reading: Bleach! -- Mood: Obsessed Fangirl! -- Location: The Striped Couch --
Whew. Today has been a really long day. It's a Sunday, which means that I went to the Sunday-Building. That's the best part of any week, of course!
Then, after lounging around at home for three hours (after eating a delicious lunch from Sonic!) I went back to the Sunday-Building for youth band practice.
We fail.
Epically.
Trust me on this one. Falls (the lead singer/guitarist) gets off beat, and he gets frustrated very easily.
Cameron, the drummer, keeps the tempo and is very good.
Chris, the bassist, has been playing bass for exactly six days, and thinks he's the greatest bassist ever. (For those of you who don't know, that's pronounced *base-ist*)
Shawn's a "backup" singer, although he thinks Falls hates him.
And then I'm on Keyboard/Piano, whatever you choose to call it.
...That's all I have to say right now. If I say any more, then I might have to start ranting about many more things that, frankly, don't belong to you guys XD
-- Friday, 30 July 2010 -- Currently Reading: Bleach! -- Mood: Obsessed Fangirl 0_0 -- Location: Dad's Armchair --
Wow. Bleach...I'm currently on chapter 72. It's absolutely amazing. I can't believe how awesome it is. Looks like I have a new obsession - something to collect after I finish with FullMetal Alchemist. It's really, really neat. It's really cool.
Anyways, it's been five days since I last updated my blog/page. I was having a lot of trouble at home, and then I was also working on my Youth band workshop. It was really, really fun! I had a ton of fun. I only hit two wrong notes on Wednesday when we performed XD But that was the lighting peoples' fault, not mine XD So everything's good!
-- Monday, 26 July 2010 -- Currently Reading: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (by J. K. Rowling) -- Mood: w00t! -- Location: The Striped Couch --
Oh. My. Gosh.
Yesterday, I discovered the amazingingly addictive manga, Bleach.
I started it on a whim. You know, just to figure out what the heck the other guild members are talking about. Instead, I fell in love with it. I love Ichigo! He's sort of a jerk, which reminds me of Edward Elric. And Rukia's pretty cool. But the MODSOUL! He's amazing! Kan, isn't it? Or something along those lines. He's pretty dang awesome! I'm on Chapter 35 right now - I stayed up until 10:00 last night reading it XD It's really freaking awesome!
In other news, I started my youth band camp this week. It's actually pretty cool, although I doubt Falls knows my name.
Psst! Falls! My name is LAUREN!
I'm the only piano player, although Shawn's there, and he's awesome. I love hanging out with him. He's like the big brother I never had. Well, technically, he'd be a little brother...he's three days younger than I am. So ha! I get my license before he does! Mwahahahaha!
NOTE TO SELF:
3:35 p.m.: Pink Worm Shows in Moltara!
-- Saturday, 24 July 2010 -- Currently Reading: Maximum Ride: School's Out - Forever! (by James Patterson) -- Mood: Slightly Hyperactive -- Location: Dad's Armchair --
*breathes in deeply*
I'm feeling really weird right now.
Why? Well, there's not really any explanation for that feeling at the moment. I may just be high off of my guild's messages. I've been ranting about Final Fantasy VI for the past hour or so XD I love that game. And I found out that Rp (RONI!) found out that the GBA version of it is now selling for around $50. I bought mine in the PowerZone in Wiesbaden for about $19.99. And I only bought it because there was a miniguide in my issue of Nintendo Power, and I thought I could beat it easily.
Turns out, I fell in love with the game from that moment on. I then started speaking in Kefka quotes, and trying to imitate his laugh! (Note to self: Not possible.) But seriously, if you haven't played this game yet, you owe it to yourself to at least rent it. You'll fall in love, I'm sure.
Well, there's nothing much else to do today. I suppose I'll have to start on my AP Work some time or another. It really is a TON OF WORK. I don't understand why there's so much D: There's like (oh, gosh, I sound like some bleached-blond cheerleader DX) twenty pages of tiny text to read per chapter, and I have to read three chapters, plus memorize all 50 states and where they are and possibly their capitals, too.
I used to be able to put all the states in their proper places on the map and know the capitals - but that was in seventh grade, and I've forgotten since then. Silly me. I still know it, but it's locked up in a forgotten corner of my brain. I really need to find the key to unlock that spot.
On a happier note, I went shopping yesterday and bought a few cool things. One is a pair of black flats that are covered with black sequins - if you rub them one way, they're black, if you rub them the other way, they're silver. They're so PRETTY!
Then I bought a Piano Wallet (it's cool!) and a new pair of sunglasses at Claire's. What happened to my old sunglasses, you ask? I stepped on them. CRUNCH! Oops. Heehee.
Then I went to Books-A-Million with the $20 that I received from cutting grass on Monday (blarrrrg!). Unfortunately, they didn't have the two books that I really wanted: FullMetal Alchemist #20 and Hunger. Well, they had FMA, but the front cover was bent, so I didn't get it. I like nice books ^.^ They had Inkdeath, but it was $12.99 and I really didn't want to spend that much D: I ended up getting The Amulet of Samarkand, which is a really good book. It's part of a trilogy, the Bartimaeus Trilogy. Amazing stories.
-- Friday, 23 July 2010 -- Currently Reading: Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment (by James Patterson) -- Mood: Slightly Depressed -- Location: Dad's Armchair --
So, I've come to terms with FMA ending before I was ready for it to. I mean, I still have three more books to read (and buy), so I'll be able to reread the series forever and after.
I went and saw The Sorcerer's Apprentice yesterday. It actually wasn't all that bad. It was pretty dang good. Near the end, where they're fighting Morganna (I assume that's how you spell her name), it gets really predictable, but the movie ends pretty well. I mean, I don't think I'd want to see it more than once, but it was a good movie for a one-time thing.
I have some bad news today, too. I got my AP US History Summer Work emailed to me yesterday. It looks like a ton of work - TWO textbooks are required to do the reading for it! TWO!! And I've got three weeks to do this. I don't know what on earth I'll do D: It's just so...frustrating.
On a slightly better note, I got two button requests yesterday! Those are the first ones in two months! Now if I could only get my GIMP working when I want it to...

-- Wednesday, 21 July 2010 -- Currently Reading: The Land of the Silver Apples (by Nancy Farmer) -- Mood: Deeply and Irreversibly Depressed -- Location: Dad's Armchair --
I am in a deep pit of depression right now. I just learned that my fangirl obsession, FullMetal Alchemist, is OVER.
Do you hear me? O. V. E. R.
As in, the writer FINISHED THE SERIES.
I shouldn't be so depressed, but I am. I mean, I've spent the better part of three years obsessed over this series! What am I going to do now that it's over and I have nothing left to read? I mean, sure, I'm going to watch the Anime (FullMetal Alchemist: Brotherhood), because it goes along with the manga, but what happens after that?
FMA was my first manga!
...Well, actually, that's not true. Vampire Knight was my first manga, but I got bored with it (plus, it was outlawed XD)
So, what am I going to do now?!
My guild's trying to help out (I love you guys, but you can't help my depression D: )
They're suggesting that I read Bleach. And I may. Online_ of course, because I can't exactly buy stuff that I've never read. I'll do that with other books, but not manga, because those things are extremely expensive. Hahaha.
Good luck getting me out of this funk, my friends. I'm sorry, but Edward Elric is my only fictional love XD I love everyone, but Ed needs to stay in my life. So I need to keep reading FMA. And obsessing. And maybe figuring out how to draw my dear love.
Edit, 9:34 p.m. I finally got my Sparkle Beast put up, three hours before the deadline XD Go figure. Tomorrow, I'll reupload it with a watermark over the image. Right now, it's just a blank page with my kitty, Jynx, on it. I did a description for her, but it's somewhat...lacking. Oh, well. It's good enough XD Jynx'll defend me, no matter what.
Edit, 9:40 p.m. *scribbles name of anime*
Hetalia.
I MUST WATCH THIS ANIME. Very short, but apparently very funny.
Recommended by guild people.
Why am I talking in short sentences?
With no apparent subject?
Blame sleeplessness.
And a cat with a fur problem. *hackcoughwheeze*
-- Tuesday, 20 July 2010 -- Currently Reading: The Land of the Silver Apples -- Mood: Upset -- Location: The Striped Couch --
Okay, so I'm not very happy right now.
I went to my school registration today, and guess what I discovered?
The man who's in charge of the AP U.S. History summer work decided that he's going to put up the ENTIRE SUMMER WORK on Thursday. That means I'll have exactly three weeks to do a ton of summer work. So I'm not very happy right now. I mean, why didn't this guy put up the work at the beginning of summer? I could have been finished with it by now and then lived out the rest of my summer guilt- and worry-free. But noooo - the silly man has to put it up this Thursday.
And guess what his reasoning is? "Well, if I had put it up at the beginning of summer, people would've put it off until now anyways. And I really want my students to do the work just a few days before we discuss it in class."
Well, if I wanted to discuss the stupid work, I would have done it at the last minute anyways! But I was counting on doing it WAYYYYY before now. But that's not going to happen. *growl*
How did I fix my unhappiness?
Well, I made some icons.
Yes, they're Final Fantasy icons. And they're all from Final Fantasy VII.
I did make another one...

But I didn't put it on my petpage. I was too tired to open Chrome back up to put it on Fincayraa's petpage XD Go figure.
I also entered Roulette's Button of the Month competition. So, if you guys would be so very kind as to vote for me, I'd appreciate it!
-- Monday, 19 July 2010 -- Currently Reading: The Land of the Silver Apples (by ----?) -- Mood: Content -- Location: Dad's Armchair --
Ah. I didn't have time to update this page yesterday. I spent most of the day working on a new layout for Midnight Secrets, my directory. I currently have ninety-four sites listed, and my current goal is 150 sites. I was close to that once...I had 125. But then, of course, I did a sweep and was left with less than 60 sites. Alas, such is the curse of a directory owner!
Other than that, I went to a pool party yesterday. It was pretty fun. Although Sean threw me across the pool. He's pretty strong. He can bench around 240, which is twice what I weigh. *sigh*
Oh! SC was reviewed on a relatively new review site, and got 98%! The site owner didn't fluff the review at all. I'm extremely happy with my review.
-- Saturday, 17 July 2010 -- Currently Reading: -- Mood: Content -- Location: Dad's Armchair --
Okay, today's the second anniversary of Scarlet Memories! We've been open for exactly two years now! There's only one "original" member left - Tina. I'm the second oldest member in the guild, and then Cats the third-oldest member. We're the only ones left that joined in 2008. Milfy, Akii, and Choco all left before 2008 finished. Then, in 2009, Maya left for good, too. She hasn't come back to Neo since. And I haven't found her on the "other site," either. I suppose Tina knows her username, but I don't want to find it out just yet.
The guild's sure changed a lot since I joined. We have a few more members, but we're just as active as we were back then. Even more so, too. There are a lot of members that we've lost (Shizzar was one of the most talkative ones), but we've gained a lot of new friends.
So, here's to you, Scarlet Memories. I hope there's at least three more years of fun left in you. Surely we're the longest-surviving Anime Guild in Neopia! And if we're not, well, we'll just have to hang on until we are, right? Right!
Ah. We love you, Scarlet Memories!
Edit, 1:04 p.m. I've created a Second-Anniversary Banner :D

Edit, 3:43 p.m. Okay guys, I need your opinion on this banner. It may go on Midnight Secret's next layout (courtesy of VIBE! The bloggy layout ROCKS!).

Please, guys, I really need your opinions on this!
-- Friday, 16 July 2010 -- Currently Reading: The Bride Collector (by Ted Dekker) -- Mood: Disappointed -- Location: The Striped Couch --
Today was Library Volunteer Day. I shelved a couple books (not nearly as many as I did two weeks ago, though. That was pure torture) and dealt with far too many problems. The Director took a two-hour lunch break (something I hope she never does again) and left me running the library with Billy for company.
Who's Billy, you ask? Some senior (he may have graduated; I'm not too sure anymore) who blurts out anything that comes into his mind.
-"You want to text me?" "Am I bothering you?" "Tell me if I'm bothering ya." "Are you sure you don't want me to buy you lunch? I could." "I'm just a flirt, ignore me." "You sure I ain't bothering ya?"
And so on and so forth.
I finished the new Ted Dekker book, The Bride Collector, today. It didn't end as I wanted it to. The ending should have been better.
What? You thought I'd spoil the ending for you? You wish. You'll have to read it for yourself. Sorry :)
But really, there's a lot more on my mind than Billy the Flirt. Mainly, the fact that my family members are coming. My uncle and my two cousins. I really, really don't want them to come. Adrian's annoying, and he's only a year and a half younger than my sister. Charlotte's only three; she's very shy and doesn't want to be without her father for long. I really don't want to be stuck babysitting them tomorrow while my dad & my uncle go to some sort of Deer/Outdoor Expo.
Then there's the fact that my big kitty boy, Sylvester, isn't acting like himself. There's something seriously wrong with him. I think he's tangled with the wrong cat/dog outside (he's mainly an outside cat, except at night), or some random kid chased him & tried to pick him up. I'm not sure what's wrong with him. The funny thing is, my dad's more worried about him than I am!
In some slightly better news, I got on the list to chain-lend a werelupe! I'll get both the Werelupe avvie and the Gruslen one, because the werelupe has a Gruslen as a petpet. Everything's falling into place nicely. I'll have it on August 8th. I hope I can get on...
-- Thursday, 15 July 2010 -- Currently Reading: The Second Siege -- Mood: Happy -- Location: Dad's Armchair --
Woo! Sorry about not updating yesterday. I was so busy with other stuff.
Well, Roni managed to guess my true name.
Lauren.
That's really the only "big" news that I have from yesterday.
Oh! Psych premiered last night! It wasn't as good as I wanted it to be, but hey, if Shawn and Gus are a part of it, who's complaining?! It was a good opener, although it wasn't one of the better episodes. The best ones that I've seen are the ones where Shawn gets shot & kidnapped, and the Mr. Yin Presents one. (That was the Season 4 Ender last year, I believe.)
Now I have to go & finish earning my Neopoints for today. I try to earn 30,000 a day, so that I can have 10,950,000 by the end of a 365-day period. I really hope I can stick to this schedule. The really easy part? There's a Capri-Sun sponsorship. I earn 12k a day just by playing the four games there - they're really easy. Of course, they're U.S. only. Go figure.
Edit, 7:56 p.m. Well, I can hardly feel my fingers. My parental units went to a farmer's market early this morning, and came back with two HUGE bags of butter beans and black-eyed peas. Of course, everyone had to help shuck the silly things. I didn't do as much as my mom & dad did (they spent almost the entire day doing that...I couldn't believe that they could go that long without losing a finger!), but my hands still hurt.
I need to get some motivation to make more graphics. I was on a roll a few days ago. The only thing keeping me from making new ones is a lack of ideas. You know the feeling, right? I know that if you have a graphics site, you do. It's madness! (Madness? This...is...SPARTA!)
Anyways, tomorrow I'll have to go to the library again. It's still summer, and I still have my summer volunteer job. Eventually, I hope this volunteer job turns into an actual job. I could use the cash next year. (What for, you ask? Books and video games. And books. Did I mention I want to buy more books?)
I guess I'll see you later, then. I have nothing else to report today.
-- Tuesday, 13 July 2010 -- Currently Reading: The Second Siege -- Mood: Happy -- Location: The Striped Couch --
Woo-hoo! I'm finally back from the mini-vacation! While my grandfather's house was the same it has always been, the visit to my grandmother's was actually quite nice. She didn't have enough time to drum up EVERY SINGLE FAMILY MEMBER to come over and "see each other for the first time in a long time" (that happens every time I go to her house). I shot my cousin's Nerf Shotgun. It was interesting. They weren't as sticky as they were to begin with... The target, you ask? The back of my Nintendo Power magazine. It had a green, ferocious dragon on it. Perfect, wasn't it?
The only other thing that I did with my day was make a few more button borders for Shattered Crystals. Well, that and write a list of fonts to use on buttons.
Now I'm watching my dad play Ocarina of Time. He's struggling. I struggled, too. It's a very difficult game. Much harder than Twilight Princess.
-- Saturday, 10 July 2010 -- Currently Reading: Random Nintendo Power Magazines -- Mood: Excited -- Location: Dad's Armchair --
I couldn't sleep at all last night. I got up at 11:30 to write down a story idea that came to me out of nowhere. It was insane. In fact, I've put the story idea up on my Stories page. I need you guys to comment on it and tell me what you think of it!! I really need the comments, because I want this to become my story for my Creative Writing class next year. It's going to be so awesome!
On another note, I'm going to see Despicable Me today sometime, and then going to eat at Red Robin, apparently. Red Robin's supposedly good, but the last time I ate there it wasn't all that great. I suppose I'll see you guys later. I have to go get ready to go to the movies at 12:20, and it's already 10:00.
Edit, 7:06 p.m. The movie was amazing! It was definitely worth going to in 3D, too. If you get the chance, go and see it! You'll laugh! It's great!
On another, much sadder note, I will not be around for the next two to three days. Why? I'm being forced to go visit my grandparents. I only have one on each side: my grandfather on my mom's side, and my grandmother on my dad's side. My grandfather's house is an absolute bore; all he watches is baseball (and occasionally female volleyball) and complain. He's practically deaf, and he has the worst mattresses in the world. Ugh. Then my grandmother always wants to go outside - even when it's over 95 degrees. That's not worth it. Not worth it at all. So basically all I do at both houses is read and play video games. I need to take my chargers. This is going to be a very long, very boring trip. If I'm not dead by the time I come back, I'll get on right away.
That is, if my brain is still functioning. I might have to take Tuesday off to recover.
-- Friday, 9 July 2010 -- Currently Reading: Gone (by Michael Grant) -- Mood: Stressed -- Location: The Striped Couch --
Whew! I've tweaked so many bits of coding this morning it's unreal! Well, technically, all I did was change the color codes to a more blue-y color scheme. I love the color blue. Right now, though, I need to get ready to go to my summer volunteer job at the local library. I hope it's not as stressful as it was last week. I must have shelved about a hundred books and checked out a ton of people. I felt bad about running back to Mrs. Dana every third customer to ask how to do something on the computer. But then again, it was only my second time, so I guess I was kind of justified.
As you can see, the entire page has changed a lot. There's more blue in the color scheme (I finally got rid of every last bit of gray, except for in some of the headers), and I've added a Neko to the right of the main box. I love Nekos, and this one is especially cute! I thank Tina for helping me find it again.
Edit, 4:59 p.m. Wow! I've been busy today. I solved a couple of major crises in the library today. I also made five new icons. Plus, I made my own icon for the homepage - it matches my layout! Blue, plus my cute little neko!
-- Thursday, 8 July 2010 -- Currently Reading: Nothing! Wow! -- Mood: Very, very tired -- Location: The Striped Couch --
I didn't get anything good from the Altador Prize Shop - I couldn't, really, considering that I only had a little less than 600 points total to spend. But I did get a few good things - a couple snow globes, a book, a cool-looking hat, and a statue for my NeoGarden.
I'm up this early because my sister isn't very...quiet in the mornings. Whenever I get up earlier than 8:00, I always make sure I'm quiet so I don't wake her up (otherwise, my mother will kill me). But does she show the same courtesy to me? No, no she doesn't.
There's only one good thing to being up this early. I finished all of my neopoint-making early, so I can spend the rest of the day trying to find a background image for this site and working on SC. Of course, I may not work on SC at all. It's getting harder and harder for me to come up with new graphic ideas. I keep looking at other sites, seeing their awesome graphics...and I realize that mine aren't as good as I would like them to be. The stuff The Site That Shall Not Be Named said about them (they were so extremely ticked off at getting a score of 91% at my review site that they decided to fight back without consulting me as to why I gave them a "low" score!) makes it even worse. And yes, I have screenied proof of it. A little blackmail never hurt anyone... Plus, since it's such a big site, if I were to release that screenshot anonymously, it could ruin them. Apparently, they're not as nice as they would like others to believe!
Edit, 4:25 p.m. I've had a busy day today. I've made four new icons:



They're some of the best ones I've made so far, particularly the Pirate Princess one. I wish I could have found a better font for the Midna one, but there was nothing suitable....
-- Wednesday, 7 July 2010 -- Currently Reading: Gone (by Michael Grant) -- Mood: Very Tired -- Location: Dad's armchair --
So, it looks like Shenkuu didn't even get into the top three this year. They got second place last year, and eleventh this year. Maybe it's time to shift my allegiances. Next year, I'll either join the Lost Desert or the Darigan Citadel. Both of them are really strong teams.
I'm also a little disappointed in how badly I slacked off at YooYuBall this year. I only have 593 points to spend in the prize shop - nowhere near the 50,000 required to get the Pirate Paint Brush. Which, by the way, is a very surprising thing to find in the shop. I thought for sure it'd be a Lost Desert Paint Brush, considering that the Lost Desert won. But who understands TNT's insane logic? Not many people, unfortunately. Man, I wish I had played more games...I didn't even get to Rank 1 this year. Last year, I was almost at Rank 3 when the prize shop came out. Next year, I'll really have to start playing games like mad! I want a paint brush! I want to be recognized on my team!
Edit, 6:07 p.m. I spent some time today looking for more icon textures to use. I then spent about half an hour transferring all of the fifty-plus textures from jpgs to pats, which means that they are in my GIMP Patterns folder. That makes them easy to overlay on icons and do fun stuff with.
I did make one icon today, a Zelda one. (Well, technically it features Link, but nobody's that nitpicky - are you?!)

Eventually, I'll put up all the icons I've made on my graphics site, but until then, I guess I can feature them here. The rules still apply, however, so NO STICKY PAWS! Take these icons without giving credit and you will find yourself IN THE BRIG!
-- Tuesday, 6 July 2010 -- Currently Reading: Gone (by Michael Grant) -- Mood: Happy -- Location: The Striped Couch --
Today's been a good day. My sister had to go to some thing at the Sunday Building with the children's director (she's helping out with day camp or something like that), so she was out of the house all morning.
I also got to go to Books-A-Million. I bought FullMetal Alchemist #19 and Gone. FullMetal Alchemist is getting more and more intense as the volumes go on. I've got three more volumes to collect before I run out of the released ones.
Gone is about a town in Peridido Beach, California. Near the town is a nuclear reactor. One day, everybody over the age of fifteen vanishes. When people reach fifteen, they vanish too (unless they can figure out a way to stay...). Now the teenagers have to find a way to take care of the babies - and deal with the people who are slowly developing "mutant" powers. It's a really interesting series. The next book is called Hunger, and then there's Lies, which I don't think has come out yet.
Edit, 7:42 p.m. So, I cut the side and back yards today. Well, parts of them at least. I'm tired.
-- Monday, 5 July 2010 -- Currently Reading: The Door Within Trilogy, book #1 (by William Thomas Batson) -- Mood: Fangirlish -- Location: The Upstairs Desk --
Yesterday was a pretty uneventful day. Nothing happened yesterday. I mean, there were a few pretty fireworks, but nothing worth mentioning. I did watch Freaky Friday again last night. It's been ages since I've seen that movie.
Today, I spent about two hours on the computer this morning, took a break, spent three hours watching Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, and drank a weird, chunky milkshake. (It was disgusting; don't ask. Eventually, I strained it and drank what tasted like leftover-ice cream puddles. You know what I'm talking about.)
Why did Curse of the Black Pearl take three hours? Because it was on the SyFy Channel. That should be channel 244 if you have Direct TV. It's a marathon today, supposedly to celebrate Despicable Me, which comes out in theaters Friday. I am so going to see that.
The only bad thing about today is that I finally printed out the sheets for my summer reading books. Let's just say they intimidate me to the point that I'm probably going to hide under my bed from them. Really, they're that scary.
I really should start working on SC again, but I don't have the motivation at the moment. It takes too much effort to make graphics. And then I'm not too sure than anybody actually uses them. Am I making stuff just for me to look at? Am I going insane? (Don't answer that question. The answer's quite obvious, thank you very much.)
Edit, 8:49 p.m. Well, after spending an hour or so cutting the front yard in the heat, I'm really, really tired. Let's just go with "I can't stand cutting grass," unless I get paid for it. We really need a riding lawnmower.
-- Sunday, 4 July 2010 -- Currently Reading: Strange Angels (by Lili St. Crow) -- Mood: Happy -- Location: The Striped Couch
Everything's great today. I had KFC for lunch and had a great morning at the Sunday-Building. I guess the only bad thing is that my best friend's away at Boy Scout Camp for a week. That's upsetting. Actually, two of my friends are at camp. They'll be shooting rifles and shotguns this week. I'd be scared, if I were the scout master. Why? Because Sean's going. And we all know that Sean likes explosives. He's single-handedly caused his road to be repaved. How? He emptied a good 30 bottle rockets of their gunpowder, put it in a two-liter coke bottle (empty, of course), put a fuse it in, and blew a huge hole in the center of the road.
Thank heavens he doesn't do that every day. But he does have six brothers (I believe; he may only have five). I feel sorry for his mother. They're all adopted, too. Foster children. *shivers* I feel really sorry for his mother.
I don't really have anything planned for today. I'll probably help out on the HC, maybe make a few graphics. Probably update my graphics page. Perhaps search through my bookshelves for books that I forgot to put on my library list. (Hey! RP's put up a list of her books, too! I think I started a trend! WOO!)
-- Saturday, 3 July 2010 -- Currently Reading: Gone (by Michael ____) -- Mood: Half-Asleep and Cranky -- Location: Dad's Armchair
Ugh. I'm up far, far too early this morning. We're checking my dad out of the hospital, and for that to happen, everybody has to go get him. I don't see why I can't sleep. I love my dad and all, but I seriously just fell asleep less than four hours ago. So I'm running on about three and a half hours of sleep. I wouldn't cross me today if I were you. Things may go very, very bad.
Yesterday, I made the cute little Axel icon that heads this entry. I love Axel. He's funny, and he seems to develop a sense of right and wrong near the end of 358/2 Days. I love characters that start off bad, then turn kinda good, then become villains again, ticking off everybody around them. I really need to put someone like that in my book. It would work perfectly. Joline, perhaps...?
Edit, 11:37 p.m. The fireworks show was AMAZING. I live in a small town, and we normally don't do very big things. I mean, the Christmas parade is always very big, and there is always a TON of candy that is chucked at unsuspecting parade watchers, but we don't really do anything for the other holidays. The finale was GREAT. I really see why it's called The Big Kaboom now. It's pretty cool.
-- Friday, 2 July 2010 -- Currently Reading: Gone (by Michael _____) -- Mood: Tired -- Location: My bedroom --
Today is Friday, and that means it's Library Volunteer Day! You see, since I have to do five required hours of community service each year (for history, of all subjects!), why not do them somewhere that I really love? Like, my local library? Since the lady who runs the library goes to my Sunday-Building (you know what I'm talking about), and her daughter and I are friends, it was a great setup. I spend three hours a week (Fridays only) in the library. For the first hour, I'm helping out an elderly lady who really doesn't know how to use the computer or anything. The next two hours, I'm on my own. Sure, Mrs. Dana is still there, but she's in the back room and expects me to handle stuff on my own. Technically, this will be my fourth week in the library, but in reality, it's only my second. Why? The first week, I was there. The second week was VBS, and the third week I was coming back from Youth Camp. Now I have another Friday to work there, and I'm really happy.
On another note, my dad's in the hospital (again). It's his second surgery in two weeks. Two weeks ago, he had his gallbladder removed because of emergency reasons. Now he has a nerve being pinched by something in his neck. So everything's a little crazy right now. Tomorrow night, we're going to the house of one of my dad's motorcycle gang members to watch the fireworks. The elementary school in my district puts on a really large fireworks show every year, and from this guy's front yard, you apparently have a perfect view of the fireworks. I say apparently because I have never been to his house, and have no idea what this fireworks show looks like. I've never seen it before, even though I've lived in this house for exactly two years now.
But that's enough of my boring life for now. I'd better go get ready to go to the library. Sometimes it seems like ten minutes drags on forever while I'm working there, but other times an hour or two goes by before I even realize it. It's a perfect summer job for me, even though I'm not getting paid. When they build the new library, I hope I can get a job - a real, paying job - there. My mom says with the experience I'll get working this summer, and the fact that I check out eight books every time I go to the library and return them within a week, I should be able to get a job. Because I need the money.
For new books.
Edit, 2:37 p.m. Everything went great at the library today. It was really, really fun. There were three large storage boxes full of books to be checked in and put away. Half of them were automatically transferred to the "holding" section of the library. I know my way around the library pretty dang good now. It's a lot of fun working there, and I wouldn't switch it for another job.
Right now, I'm watching Full House while working on this site. I can't imagine what else I need to do for this. Eventually, I'll get the color schemes changed over and everything. Things are going splendidly. I couldn't be happier. Tina, you had a great idea!
-- Thursday, 1 July 2010 -- Currently Reading: The Cat Who Brought Down the House (by Lilian Jackson Braun) -- Mood: Happy -- Location: In front of the television --
Yesterday's puppet performance was phenomenal. There were a few little hiccups, which occur in every production. Our leader forgot to bring the blue birds that I use in one of the songs. They were accidentally put away after Sunday's practice, and she didn't think to check to make sure she had all the puppets. But we did get our picture with the mayor. It was awesome.
I spent most of yesterday working on this site. I added a library section, which shows all the books that I currently own. It's divided into two sections - series books, and non-series books. There are a lot of them. If you want to take the time to read through them, more power to you. I love my books, and can't think of what I'd do without them. I also put up a story entitled The Ghost Pirate. I wrote it last year for my Creative Writing class, and got rave reviews every time I brought a part in. (When it's double-spaced on Microsoft Word, it's 57.5 pages long. That's a lot of writing.) It's so long, I had to split it into twelve different parts in order to be able to bring in the entire thing throughout the year. Everyone loved it, though.
Today, though, my attention is going to be elsewhere. I've created two FullMetal Alchemist icons in the past two days - the "Sacrifice" one is the one that heads this entry, and the other one is "Silence!" and is on the library page. I'm probably going to add them to my graphics site, which is in dire need of new graphics. Today, I vow to spend a lot of time working on my graphics site - after I get most of the stuff done on this site. My graphics site languishes in disrepair, but my dear Ed knows that it's only temporary. I can only focus on one thing at a time; otherwise, things get crossed over and strange mutant things appear. And that's something I never, never want to happen.
-- Wednesday, 30 June 2010 -- Currently Reading: The Cat Who Brought Down the House (by Lilian Jackson Braun) -- Mood: Extremely Happy -- Location: My father's very large armchair --
So. Today I have a very important puppet performance at my local library. Trust me, we're amazing. Although I myself might be a little hindered by the fact that I got a shot yesterday - in my right arm. And that's the arm that I use to hold the puppets up. At least on Sunday, the puppet leader changed me so I wasn't doing an important part in all the songs. Because believe me, if I was, things would be very, very bad. It's very difficult to keep your arm in the air for half an hour. Go ahead, try it. Got it? Good. Now put a three pound puppet on your hand, and continuously move its mouth and its arms. Not very easy, is it? Of course, I've been doing this for almost three years now, and my arms are used to it. If I didn't have this stupid shot in my arm, things would be much, much better. Trust me. I know what I'm talking about. If I didn't know what I was talking about, I wouldn't be here, now would I? No, I would not.
Things are pretty crazy now, regardless. I have two more summer reading books to go through (Catch 22 and Death of a Salesman). I've already finished one, by Mitch Album (I believe that's how you spell his name). It's quite famous, so you should know which one I mean. Of course, "should" and "do" are two entirely different words. All I have left to do is do a packet of paperwork on all three books. That shouldn't be too hard, now should it? Wrong.
Other than that, there's nothing else going on. Well, I did get back from camp on Friday (technically, it was midnight, so I got back Saturday morning, but who's counting? Not me, I tell you). Did anybody else on Neo go to Ken Freeman's Summer Camp at the Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri? Because if you did, you most likely saw me there. I was the only girl wearing long pants. (That I could see, at least.)
...I suppose I'll talk to you guys later. There's nothing much else for me to do now.
Favorites
Let's start with this: I have a lot of obsessions and various other...distractions. I watch too much television, and spend too much time on the computer. I read too many books. But that's okay. I'm insane anyways. I don't NEED people to tell me what I like I love what I love, and that's all there is to it. Actually, there's no particular order to these lists. Let's just say that the ones closer to the top are better than the ones further to the bottom.
T.V. Shows1. Psych 2. Monk 3. Mythbusters 4. NCIS 5. Pokemon 6. Unbeatable Banzuke 7. Ninja Warrior 8. I Survived a Japanese Gameshow 9. Phineas and Ferb 10. The Suite Life of Zack & Cody 11. The Suite Life on Deck 12. Spongebob Squarepants 13. Scooby Doo 14. The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron 15. White Collar 16. Drop Dead Diva 17. Drake & Josh 18. iCarly 19. Gilligan's Island 20. Gunsmoke 21. Bonanza |
Movies1. Iron Man 2. Iron Man 2 3. Hoodwinked! 4. Star Wars: A New Hope 5. Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back 6. Star Wars: Return of the Jedi 7. The Incredibles 8. Toy Story 1, 2, & 3 9. UP 10. How to Train Your Dragon 11. Disney's Mulan 12. Disney's Alice in Wonderland 13. Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland 14. Sweeney Todd 15. Disney's 101 Dalmations 16. The Aristocats 17. Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl 18. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 19. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 20. Disney's Beauty and the Beast 21. Daddy Day Care |
Pokemon
1. Gardevoir
2. Pikachu 3. Cyndaquil 4. Frosslass 5. Piplup 6. Mudkip 7. Espeon 8. Umbreon 9. Eevee 10. Glaceon 11. Leafeon 12. Flareon 13. Suicune 14. Pichu 15. Chikorita 16. Lugia 17. Raiku 18. Torchic |
Video Games1. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess 2. The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks 3. Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box 4. Professor Layton and the Unwound Future 5. Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story 6. Super Mario Galaxy 7. Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days 8. Final Fantasy VI 9. Final Fantasy IV 10. Pokemon SoulSilver 11. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 12. The World Ends With You 13. The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap 14. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past 15. The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass 16. Final Fantasy III 17. Hotel Dusk: Room 215 18. Animal Crossing: Wild World 19. WiiSports 20. WiiPlay 21. The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening 22. WiiSports Resort |
Songs
1. No Boundaries
2. Johanna (Reprise) 3. Dancing Mad (Black Mages version) 4. Renegade 5. Imperial March 6. Not Alone 7. Extraordinary Girl 8. She's a Rebel 9. Misery Business 10. Breathe 11. Happy Day 12. The Decisive Battle (Black Mages version) ... more to come. |
CLAIMS LIST!
I WILL SMITE YOU IF YOU TAKE THEM.
1. Edward Elric 2. Miles Edgeworth 3. Locke Cole 4. Hitsugaya Toushirou 5. Setzer Gabbiani 6. Link 7. Vaati 8. Prince Zuko |
Goals
So, this is my wishlist-slash-goal list for Neo. Of course, most of it's very simple. There are a few very expensive things on here; that's what I'll be saving up for during the coming months. Until then, well, That's what I'll have to deal with.
On-Neo Goals
Acquire 5 million neopoints [ x ]
Obtain pieces 6 & 8 of the Secret Lab Map [ x ]
Get a Royal Paint Brush for Eliriyanna [ ]
Get the Typing Terror Avvie [ ]
Get the Discarded Grundo Plushie Avvie [ ]
Get the MSPP Avatar (like that'll ever happen) [ ]
And then, of course, there are my Off-Neo goals. These are by far the most important. Neopets is a fun little distraction, but real life is what counts in this world. Which of my future employers will care if I got the MSPP avatar? (Only those who still play Neopets, probably!) Who cares if I make a hundred thousand neopoints a day, and only about thirty dollars a day in the real world? (My parents will.) So, here are the important goals, the ones that I really need to strive for.
Off-Neo Goals
Get one story published [ ]
Complete my collection of FullMetal Alchemist [ ]
Get more cat figurines [ ]
Rid the world of Twilight [ ]
Learn how to draw Anime characters [ ]
Take more creative pictures [ ]
Make all A's in my Junior Year [x]
Finish my summer reading work [x]
Finish my AP US History summer work [x]
Stories
Pursue Kitty's writings...before they get published.
Okay, I love making up stories. Let's get that clear right now. At the moment, I have two stories to put up - they're really, really long, too. So I'll have to figure out when to put them up. I also have a mini-series, entitled The Many Adventures of Dracula. We all know who Dracula is; what we don't know is what happens after the supposed "death" of the tragic Count. Does he really die, burned to ashes by Van Helsing and Harker? Or does he survive and continue his reign of evil elsewhere?The Ghost Pirate
It was a blistering hot day, made even hotter by the hordes of people crowding into the main square of the village.It was the day of an execution.
The accused was a young boy, hardly past the age of sixteen. He was charged with being a pirate on board the Dark Scavenger.
-"Surely he's too young for this," a woman whispered to her husband. "He's not that much older than Charles."
-"Nevertheless, a rule's a rule. Pirates are a nasty bunch, although I've heard that Captain Williams, the Scavenger's owner, is a man of rather good values," he replied, squeezing her hand. She fell silent.
Another woman, however, was not so quiet.
-"That's my son!" she screamed, trying to free herself from the three soldiers holding her back. "Is visiting his mother a crime? If so, kill me too! I've visited my mother often enough!"
Nobody paid any attention to her ravings; they were all watching Commodore Mason Ross make his way across the square to the makeshift stage.
He was a tall man, wearing a rather impressive hat. He took a letter out of his pocket, cleared his throat, and began.
-"Under law, no pirates may enter the harbor of Fort Bayne, under penalty of death. Thomas 'Cat' Barlow has disgraced this town by coming into it. He shall be put to death by the firing squad." He then turned to Cat with a look of disgust on his face.
-"Any final requests?" Commodore Ross asked. Cat nodded.
-"Sir, just please don't hurt my mum. She was only trying to protect me. I'm the only one she has left."
This time, the Commodore nodded. "Very well, since you are civil about it." Ross beckoned to five soldiers – four of them around Cat's age. Ross continued, "Soldiers, prepare your weapons."
Cat was escorted to a stone wall, shackled to it by his ankles, and then blindfolded.
-"Steady aim, gentlemen. No suffering if it can be prevented," Commodore Ross barked.
Only the oldest soldier acknowledged this. The other four were white-faced and shaking.
-"Fire!"
Two bullets went over Cat's head and embedded themselves in the wall. One grazed his left ear, and another hit his right foot. The last one hit Cat an inch above the heart. Crimson blood spurted forth.
-"No!!" his mother shrieked, and ripped herself from her guards' arms. She managed to catch Cat before he hit the ground. She ripped the blindfold off him, oblivious to the blood soaking into her dress. "Oh, my sweet Thomas, how could I let this happen to you?" she murmured, cradling his head in her arms.
Cat shuddered, and opened his eyes slightly. "Mum…I'll always…love…you…" he gasped, shakily drawing in another breath. "You were always…" Cat trailed off and stared into the distance. "Greatest…adventure…of all," he muttered, and closed his eyes.
-"I was always what? Thomas, wake up. Thomas! Please! Not like Catherine, no, no, not like her! Please, no!!" his mother sobbed, holding him to her chest. "Thomas, you're the only one left! Do you hear me? Stay with me!"
Commodore Ross looked over at the weeping woman. He turned to his second-in-command, Captain Stede, and said, "Take the pirate and hang him with the others."
-"But sir, he's but a child!" Stede protested. "The lad's not more than sixteen! It'll look bad if we hang a child!"
-"That'll make the message all the clearer. No pirates in Fort Bayne." Ross turned and walked away, leaving the bloody scene behind him.
-"Yes, sir!" Stede barked, and motioned to a few other soldiers. They managed to separate the boy and his mother after ten minutes of wrestling with her over Cat's body. Then Stede hoisted the lad over his shoulder, ignoring the blood that ran down his back, and started towards the port. The other men followed, trying to ignore the wails of the heartbroken mother behind them.
I opened my eyes with a start. Where am I? This isn't the Scavenger. Where…? Then I remembered. It had all been a dream.
-"Stupid memories," I muttered. "How come I can't remember what I did last week but I can remember what happened almost three hundred years ago? It's madness!"
I groaned and jumped out of my hammock. Ever since the Turners, the owners of the house I lived in, had figured out just who and what I was, they had been stocking my room with piratey-things. There was even a saltwater aquarium in the corner.
I suppose I should start at the beginning. At the age of ten, I joined the crew of the Dark Scavenger with my father. His sole goal in life was to provide for his family and after he lost his store to a fire, he decided piracy was the way to go. Hang all the warnings and dreadful deaths – it was the only choice he had. He had to care for his wife, his daughter, and me.
Anyways, long story short, he was killed in the first battle against a Spanish slaver. Captain Williams kept me on board because I was young and a good fighter. He dubbed me Cat, saying, "Ye will make a good fighter, won't ye, Cat? Now, fix that mainsail!" And I would nod and rush into the riggings.
Captain Williams had a strict set of rules on board the Scavenger. The crew was never to hurt a lady or children under the age of ten. Children ages eleven and up could either be recruited or dropped into random apprenticeships somewhere.
One day, we had made port about ten miles below my home village, so I asked for permission to go and see my mum. Captain Williams laughed and told me to be back by daylight. I nodded, and set off for home.
The closer I got to my house, the more careless I was. I never bothered staying in the shadows, thinking that nobody would be fool enough to be out on the streets at night. Instead, I ran straight to my mum's door and knocked. When she answered the door, I was shocked to see how much older she looked. After all, it had only been about eight months since I had last seen her.
-"Oh, Thomas! You're back!" she cried, and pulled me inside. "How's the ship-life treating you?"
-"Fairly well," I replied, looking around for a sign of Catherine, my younger sister. "Where's Catherine?"
Mum's eyes clouded with tears. "Oh, Thomas…it pains me to tell you this, but she died three months ago." The tears fell more rapidly now. "She died of influenza. An epidemic swept through the town and claimed more than one hundred lives. Now I am truly alone, all alone. Won't you come back and get away from piracy?"
My heart dropped. "Catherine's…dead?" I cried, sinking to my knees. "That's not right! I even had something for her!" I reached into my pocket and pulled out a carving of a coral tiger. "She can't be dead! Come on, where are you hiding her? Catherine! Catherine!!" I shouted, looking under the bed, behind the lamps, even inside a hatbox.
-"She's gone, Thomas," Mum sighed, and straightened up. "Now that everyone's gone, will you please stay with me?"
-"I have to do something to help you," I whispered, still fighting the tears that were threatening to spill over.
-"Oh, Thomas…" she reached over and hugged me. "I'll be fine. But if you die – it'll kill me."
Someone banged on the door. Mum started, gathered her wits, and shoved me under her bed. After demanding that I keep quiet, she went back to the door.
-"Coming," she mumbled. She trudged to the door and opened it.
-"Madame Barlow," a gruff voice barked. "I apologize for waking you up at such a terrible hour of the night, but my…informant said that they have reason to believe you are harboring pirates. Again, this is preposterous."
-"Pirates?" Mum gasped. "My husband was killed by pirates. Why would I hide my husband's murderers?"
-"Nonetheless, ma'am, I am under orders to search this house. I apologize, madam."
-"Oh, no trouble at all, Commodore Ross."
Commodore Ross! My heart skipped a beat. I began shuffling around – quietly – to see if I could possibly get up underneath the bed. My hand knocked against a piece of wood. Instead of making a loud thunking sound, the wood just fell outwards. There was a space just big enough for me to crawl through. While the soldiers filed inside, their boots clacking on the floor, I escaped to the outside. I dragged the board back into place and stood up.
-"You must be Thomas Barlow," a cold voice spat behind me. I whirled around. A British soldier was behind me. I recognized him from my early days in Fort Bayne.
-"Commodore Ross," I said weakly. "What are you doing out here?"
-"I believe the question is what are you doing out here. If you're out here because you're weeding your mother's garden at midnight – by the light of the moon – I guess that I have no reason to arrest you. Or," he grinned maliciously, "are you out here because you're a pirate trying to escape from the law?"
I was still staring at him in disbelief when the Commodore ordered me chained and thrown in prison.
Three days later, I stood before the entire town as Commodore Ross read my sentence. I could feel the hatred of the crowd simmering in front of me. I hope this is over quickly, I thought, glancing around. I just have to escape before they put me back in prison. Since I'm only sixteen, I can't be tried as an adult. There's no way they can do that… I just have to escape. Then I can get back to Captain Williams.
I was still creating my plan when I heard the words firing squad mentioned. Hope rushed out of me like cockroaches before a flame. They're trying me as an adult!
When they shackled me by my feet to the wall and blindfolded me, I was still in disbelief. Executed by four of the boys I went to school with, and an old neighbor. How did I end up like this? To make matters worse, the blindfold slipped down, and I could see my murderers.
Luckily, Will, Gary, and James weren't very good shots. Jonathon hit me in the foot, and while that hurt, it was nothing compared to the pain that Adam, my favorite neighbor, caused. Since his bullet hit me just above the heart, I had to wait for my own heart to finish me off.
The last thing I was expecting was to be caught before I crashed onto the cobblestones. Someone ripped off my blindfold, and I gazed into my mother's face. This time, though, I knew it was for the last time. Everything I could see were shades of gray.
The sky was black, my blood was black, and my mom's face was light gray crossed with white tears.
-"How could I let this happen to you?" she was saying. Then the world went silent. It was like a giant switch had been thrown, cutting off the sound. Mum's lips were moving, but nothing was coming out.
-"I'll always love you," I tried to say. Something hovering over the wall caught my eye. It looked like a glowing white orb. "Adventure," I muttered. "Great adventure."
My heart stopped beating, and I entered a landscape full of mist.
The fog swirled around me, creating familiar shapes and faces. Mum's face showed up several times, and Catherine's too. Captain Williams' was there, teeth clenched in preparation for battle. I was still examining the faces when I realized I wasn't alone in the room.
-"Hello, Thomas Barlow."
I turned around and found myself facing an old lady in a rocking chair. She could have been older then the ocean from all the wrinkles on her face.
-"Where am I?" I asked. "Why aren't I with my father? And Catherine?"
The lady laughed. "You haven't passed the test yet, dearie. Everyone must take the test. Now, come over here so I can have a look at you."
I approached her slowly, dreading getting close to her. There was a hint of fear in the air, and the closer I got to her, the stronger it became. When I was within snatching distance, the old woman laughed.
-"Very well, Thomas Barlow! I can see you're scared of me. What if I took a different form? Something more pleasing, perhaps?" She shifted into three forms in quick succession. I found myself facing my mother, my father, and then Catherine.
-"Catherine?"
-"It's not her, dearie," said the old woman's voice. It sounded strange coming out of Catherine's mouth. "It's only an illusion. Maybe I can explain it a little better. Now, let's take a look at your chart, shall we?" She snapped her fingers, and an enormous bag materialized out of the mist. She dug through it, eventually pulling out a yellowed scrap of paper.
-"Ah, here we are; Thomas Edward Barlow. Executed by the firing squad, I see. What a pity," she tutted, looking the paper over. "Happy to have his mother left alone, died violently, and…what's this? Died young, too. That's not good. I'm going to have you send you back as a spirit, dearie. Or as it is better known, a ghost." Catherine's doppelganger looked up at me with something like anger in her eyes. "Oh, why did you ever go back to your mum's?"
-"I wanted to see her again."
-"Very well, that's good. But I'm afraid you're a spirit from this point on. And not a very handsome spirit, mind you! As a rule of ghosthood, you must keep your death-mark. And yours…well, it's quite noticeable." She gestured to my chest, and I looked down. There were dark red bloodstains around my heart, and the stain went down to my boots. I cringed.
-"Will those always stay there?" I inquired, hoping to hear a no.
-"Yes, they will. Until you can fill up your soul-light," she chuckled, pointing to a hovering white orb above her. It was the same orb that had taken me to this room.
-"What's a soul-light?" I asked, completely confused by this time.
-"Never the matter, dearie," she chirped. "Just get your behind back to earth! You need to find Mrs. Hagsmire. You'll easily recognize her – she has a pair of knitting needles through her head, apparently put there by one of her husband's jealous lovers. Anyways, toodle-oo, dearie! I do so hope to see you again!"
-"Wait! No, I need to ask you something! Hey, hello!!" I called, but it was no use. I was sucked backwards out of the mist-room, and found myself back in the square where my execution had taken place. This time, though, it was the middle of the night.
How many days have passed since I left this place? I wondered, shakily standing up and looking around. And who the heck is Mrs. Hagsmire?
-"I'm Mrs. Hagsmire!" a voice barked. "Beware the flames of eternal fire!" she laughed. I looked beside me. A rather young-looking ghost-lady was standing next to me. She had two ghostly knitting needles through her head, and I tried not to look at the blood that was coating her face.
-"Was that a rhyme?" I asked nervously. She stared at me.
-"Cat's a stupid boy, doesn't know what I enjoy!" she cackled.
She isn't making any sense, I thought, backing slowly away.
-"I do too make sense! You're just on the fence!" Mrs. Hagsmire cried. "I'm here to teach you the rules, and they're not just for fools."
-"Very well," I conceded, hoping that if I agreed with her she'd stop creeping me out. "Let's hear these rules."
-"A ghost can only go once more where, living, he has gone before," she recited.
-"Got it. How many of these rules are there?"
-"As you shall soon see, rules are there three."
I nodded, and Mrs. Hagsmire continued with her wacky rhymes.
-"All those that died awake, their death mark none shall take," she said. "The dead can disappear at will; stay until they've had their fill."
After she recited her rules, she offered to stay with me for a while. Since it seemed like I didn't have a choice, I accepted. It was a big mistake.
-"What else is important about being a ghost?" I asked her once.
She thought it over for a while, then replied, "Your emotions influence the room. Spread the cheer, not the gloom."
One night, I was trying to climb a tree to get a better view of my house, and Mrs. Hagsmire decided to comment on it. (She had a comment for everything.)
-"Oh, but look at Cat, up a tree! You climbed it when you were three!"
-"I did not!" I growled. This lady was seriously getting on my nerves. "I climbed this tree when I was seven. I was waiting for my dad to come back from work. It was the first time I'd climbed it – and I thought I could see the whole world from up here." I stared across the street at Mum's house. Was it really only last week that I had come home?
-"Silly boy's out of his head. He's had too many cups of mead! You first climbed the tree when you were three; your mummy sat you there so you could see!"
Needless to say, I abandoned her pretty quickly.
I spent a few years on the Dark Scavenger before she sank in an awful hurricane. I manned (ghosted?) a dingy and managed to make my way back to New England. I never went out on a ship again, although I once tried to walk to the West Indies. I sunk to the bottom of the ocean. I never tried that again. Sharks circle the dead just as they circle the living.
Decades passed. The town changed and flourished, but still I stayed hidden, not wanting to make myself visible to anyone. Eventually, I learned I was in a place called Baynesville. Funny how the contractors used the ancient fort's name as a part of the town. I watched my mum's house torn down and rebuilt several times. Finally, in 1927, the house was in its last renovation stage. It looked like a miniature plantation house. I kept a close watch over it and made my decision to move into it before Christmas. I was tired of living outside and being rained upon. I wanted to live in a house again – despite the fact that it wasn't my house.
I chose a room on the second floor, three doors down from the staircase. I guessed that I could stay in the house because it was built on the same plot of land as my house once was. Therefore, I wasn't violating the only-once-before law or anything like that.
Needless to say, the Fowlers didn't appreciate my intrusion. There was something about the second floor they didn't like. As the years dragged on and my despair permeated the room, the Fowlers became more and more frightened of going to the second floor at night. They put a heavy padlock over my door and boarded up the windows to the outside. I was left in utter darkness and my misery grew.
It was then that a tragedy occurred in the Fowler household. The boy, Jacob, I believe his name was, who shared the bedroom next to mine, went crazy. He became depressed, and one cold night he jumped from his second-floor window in despair. He was paralyzed from the waist down from then on. After this incident, I tried to cheer myself up to keep the same thing from happening to Charlie, his younger brother. It didn't work.
By 1930, the Fowlers were desperately trying to sell their dream home. Many people came and looked at the house, but my presence drove them all away. It wasn't until 1951 that they found a couple that didn't run out the front door screaming after stepping inside the house.
Their names were Mr. and Mrs. Turner. They loved the house and weren't about to let a suicidal ghost, as Mrs. Fowler called me, ruin it for them.
Long story short, the Turners bought the house. The first thing they did was unlock my door and unboard my windows. The second they opened the door, Mrs. Turner screamed in horror. The dust was three inches thick on the floor, mold was growing on the wallpaper and ceiling, and there were dozens of dead flies lying on the windowsill. They decided that in order to make the house-ghost happy, they'd fix up the room as best they could.
And they did. They replaced the foggy windowpanes, repapered the walls, and scrubbed the floors with lemon-scented polish. I watched their activities from my corner, occasionally moving out of their way when they needed to get into that part of the room. I was amazed that they were doing all this for me, a 200-year-old ghost pirate who they had never met. My mood went up – I was actually happy for the first time in years. I even started to walk around the house, exploring my new home.
Sometimes the dark mood settled over me again, and I would do bad things to the Turners. I shoved plates off the table, blew out the fire, and overflowed the bathtubs when they weren't home. They took it all in stride, however, and continued living there.
On a dreary January day about a year after they moved in, I was in my room humming absently to myself. It was my 201st birthday. I had a wonderful view of the blizzard raging outside the window and had lit three of the candles Mrs. Turner had placed in my room. I was so wrapped up with my song that I didn't notice Mrs. Turner was in the doorway until she said something.
-"You're very young, aren't you?" she murmured, coming over to sit in front of me. "I've watched you. You do things only a teenager would think up. And those rats in the soup last week! Well!"
I blew out the candles. If there was no light, and I chose to stay invisible, only a shadowy mass could be seen. In light, you could only see me if I stayed still and you looked really hard.
-"Come on now, don't do that!" Mrs. Turner chuckled. "Tell me who you are. Why are you here? Are you angry with us?"
I was angry. She had invaded my little party. I spoke to another being for the first time in nearly one hundred years.
-"Yes! Yes, okay, I'm angry!" I shouted, jumping up and glaring at her. She didn't move. Of course. I was invisible, and I decided to stay that way. "I was shut up in here for decades! When you came along, I thought you'd leave me alone after you'd fixed up my room! I thought life would be better!! But now look at me!" I slumped back on the floor. "I'm nothing," I whimpered, choking back sobs.
-"I'm sorry," she sighed. "I didn't realize we'd upset you that much. I'm sure if you told me your story, I'd be able to make you happier. If you want me to, I'll even leave you alone forever. But please, I just want to hear your story. Let's start with your name."
I took a deep breath (even though I no longer breathed, letting air in often cleared my head) and began.
-"My name is Thomas Barlow. You'll be the first I've ever told my story to," I warned her, "so if anything scares you, tell me and I'll stop." She nodded her head. "I was born on January 19, 1751." A look of shock flitted across her face and I smiled.
As I told my story, the look on her face changed from a smile to a look of pure horror. When I told of nearly strangling to death by falling and getting caught upside down in the ratlines, she interrupted me.
-"Is that how you died?" she asked softly.
-"No, it's not!" I snapped. Up until then, I had remained invisible, but now I decided to show myself. "This is how I died!" I could hear Mrs. Hagsmire's rule echo though my head. "For all those who died awake, their death-mark none shall take. This is how I died."
Mrs. Turner cringed and looked away. "I'm…sorry," she faltered. "But that's – I mean, did that – how did you die?"
-"I'm getting to that part," I growled. "Let me finish." She didn't interrupt me again.
-"…and then they locked me up. I don't like passing through objects, so I stayed in my room until you released me. And that's where we are now," I concluded.
I could see it was hard for her to keep her eyes on my face. My death-mark was very prominent: a dark hole above my heart with bloodstains spreading to my feet.
-"That's…nice," she finally managed to choke out. "But you never saw your mother again? That's very sad."
-"Not really," I muttered. "I haven't really thought about her for years. I guess when you have all the time in the world, you don't think about the past – or the future – very much at all."
-"But that's not right!" she cried, and stood up. I saw her survey the room, her gaze finally resting on the cobwebs above the -blocked- "What would you say to coming downstairs and meeting my husband?"
I shrugged and jumped to my feet. "I suppose it would do me some good to get out of this room," I answered, and followed her downstairs.
Her husband was actually quite calm, really, after he got past the whole "Merlin's Pants! I'm talking to a ghost!" phase. Turns out he studied nautical history in college, and fought in several naval battles in World War II. We talked for several hours about ships and stuff until Mrs. Turner interrupted us by saying that supper was ready. Nice lady that she was, she had made me a plate of macaroni and cheese. Never in my life had I wanted to eat something as badly as that cheesy pasta. Never. It looked so good.
Of course, being a ghost, I couldn't eat anything. But I could smell it. And it smelled amazing. Mrs. Turner kept trying to get me to try to eat the food, and eventually I gave in and tried to take a bite. If I licked it, I could almost taste it. It was even better than it smelled.
Mrs. Turner just smiled. "See what you can do when you put your mind to it, Thomas?"
-"Cat."
-"Pardon me?"
-"Call me Cat. Only my mum called me Thomas," I replied, taking another lick of the macaroni.
-"Very well, Cat it is. Now…let's introduce you to something called the radio."
As the saying goes, the rest was history. The Turners sort of adopted me, and they slowly filled up my room with things from the ocean. Dark wood planks made up the floor and walls, and a hammock was strung in one corner while an aquarium was in the other. Bottled ships hung on the walls and a picture of the Kraken was put over the door. It was a cozy little room, but I rarely spent much time in it.
For the first few months, I showed Mrs. Turner (or Rebecca, as she had asked me to call her) around the village of my childhood. Interestingly enough, the school building was built over where the stockades used to stand. Since the old buildings were gone and office buildings dominated, I sometimes walked into a building without realizing it. Mrs. Rebecca was always very enthusiastic. She said that I described everything so vividly she could see the buildings like they used to be.
They introduced me to the radio and, later, the television. I loved listening to the news and the sports readings. I read newspapers. The Turners took me to the movies several times – I didn't need a ticket to go in, and the movie theater was built where the old meeting house used to be, so I could attend the movies. The Star Wars movies were my favorite. I imagined Darth Vader as a pirate and several times I pretended I could use the Force. (Ghosts are naturally gifted with telekinetic powers, so I would move things around. Mr. Mark laughed at my antics and told me to perfect them, so I did.)
My favorite pastime, though, was taunting the paperboy. Every morning at 5:30, I would wait in the driveway for the boy to pass by. If he didn't throw the paper just right, I would chuck it back at him. Over the years I discovered that there were specific spots that you could hit him in that would make him squeak like a chipmunk. Eventually, the paperboy got tired of being hit and would deliver the paper to the front steps. I would still hit him occasionally, just for fun. I had to re-teach the lesson to every paperboy that came along – if you didn't throw the paper on the steps, it would hit you back in very uncomfortable places.
As the years passed, I watched Rebecca and Mark grow older. Rebecca brought a pair of kittens home once, and I fell in love with them. They could sense me, too, and really seemed to like me. One was a black-and-white longhair they named Sylvester, and the other was a calico that I named Patches. They lived with us for eighteen years before passing on. I was ecstatic that they did not return as ghosts. They deserved to go straight to the Beyond.
One day when the Turners were in their eighties, I was home alone with Mr. Mark while Rebecca went grocery shopping. He was downstairs making dinner in the kitchen, and I was upstairs reading The Orient Express. Books are persnickety towards ghosts – sometimes you can make them turn a page, and other times they slam shut and refuse to open. Still, I enjoyed reading them.
I was in the middle of chapter twelve when I heard Mr. Mark shout. I dropped the book and dropped through the floor. I don't like going through things, but sometimes you've gotta do what you've gotta do.
I found Mark sprawled on the kitchen floor, unconscious. When I knelt down next to him, I could tell that something was wrong. His heart was going crazy.
I lifted a pencil from the table by telekinesis, and used it to dial 9-1-1 on the phone and put it on speaker.
-"Hello, this is 911, what is your emergency?"
-"Yes…my friend Mark Turner," I warbled, trying to sound like an anxious neighbor of theirs. "There's something wrong with him. He's on the floor in the kitchen and is unresponsive." I thought that sounded like a nice word – unresponsive.
-"What is your address, and how old is Mr. Turner?" The microphone warped the voice so much that I couldn't tell whether a man or a woman had answered my call.
-"Um…he's eighty-seven, and lives at 1217 Rockwood Lane in Baynesville. Please, hurry!" I added desperately. "I don't want him to die!"
-"An ambulance is en route. Please stay on the phone."
I swore under my breath and dropped back down to next to Mr. Mark, willing his eyes to open.
-"Cat?" he croaked. I dropped the phone on the linoleum floor and it shattered. Oops.
-"Hold on, Mr. Mark! The person on the phone said they were sending an ambulance!" I pleaded.
-"No…time. Can you help?" he wheezed.
I shuddered. "You know I can't do that," I scolded. "I've told you what it feels like! I can't do that!! It would…I can't. It might kill you," I whimpered.
You see, only really desperate ghosts possess humans. Imagine cutting open a corpse and trying to crawl inside. That's what possessing a body feels like. It's not a pleasant experience.
-"Ah. Not…a chance. Heart…attack. Rebecca. Where's…Becky?"
-"She's at the store. She'll be here soon," I replied. The sirens were getting closer.
-"No…time. So sorry, Becky. So…sorry." His eyes rolled back in his head and he fell still.
-"No!!" I shrieked. "Fifty years, old man?! You're not that old!! You were…you were…" I gulped. "You were like a father to me."
The sirens were right outside the house now. I made myself invisible. No need for the paramedics to arrive and find a ghost hovering over the deceased.
Mark Daniel Turner did not become a ghost. He went straight to the Beyond – to Heaven, you might say. I was happy for him. He wouldn't have to endure the daily torment that I did. Every day on Earth was a strain to me. And my soul-light was a constant reminder of how long that time would be.
The worst part was when Rebecca came home.
-"I'm home!" she sang, stepping through the door. "And I got a pirate movie, Thomas! It's called…Child, why are you crying?" Her voice rose to a hysterical pitch. "Where's Mark?!"
-"He's…he's gone," I sobbed, still kneeling on the floor. "Gone…and it's my fault!"
-"Thomas…what did you do?!"
-"I couldn't force myself to save him!" I howled. "I had the chance – but I couldn't do it!"
-"Oh, Thomas," Rebecca sighed. She tried to kneel next to me, but her knees gave out and she sat in a chair instead. "We were going to break the news to you tomorrow. Mark had gotten too fragile for me to handle alone. We were going to move into the Sunny Acres Nursing Home next month. I made sure that it was someplace you could visit, too. But now that Mark –" Rebecca broke off and began to bawl.
I could only watch as the strong-willed woman I had known for fifty years completely broke down. Belatedly, I realized how much they had loved each other.
-"Wait!" Rebecca shouted, startling me out of my thoughts. "Tell me – did Mark become a ghost?"
I squirmed under her desperate stare. "No, I'm afraid not," I said at last. "He was – pardon me – old, had lived a long and happy life, and died naturally. As natural as a heart attack is, that is. If one is to become a ghost, they have to meet two or more of the requirements, so to speak. They must die young, die violently, and die unhappily. I died violently and young; that's why I became a ghost."
Mrs. Turner was crestfallen. "I'm going to the hospital now, Thomas," she stated. "I need to see him one more time. Tell me – what were his last words?"
-"He said, 'Rebecca…so sorry. So sorry, Becky,' I believe. I know he said the words 'sorry' and 'Becky' a lot," I reported.
-"Becky?" she mused. "He hasn't said that in years…. I'll see you later, Thomas." She left the house in tears. I stared sadly at the wall, and wondered how my happy life could have become a shambles so quickly.
Mrs. Turner went to live with her sister after her husband died. She had never been the same after that event, and decided that she could not bear to live another day in the house they had lived in for so many years.
She decided to lease the house instead of selling it; to sell it would be an insult to Mark's memory, she declared. She rented it to a single mother who had two teenage kids. After giving them strict instructions not to mess with my room – "It has sentimental value," she said – she handed over the keys. Rebecca did not mention me.
Two days after the Heaths moved in, the teenagers, named Maria and Chris, decided to check out my room. I thought they were just curious, so I let them come in. Mistake number one.
-"Dude, check out this book!" Chris shouted, grabbing my favorite book, Isle of Swords, off the shelf. He tossed it into the air and it landed on the floor with a thud. He stomped on it, and I winced. He then began using the pages to make origami cranes.
Maria was exploring the bottled ships mounted on the walls. She picked up one, a model of the Santa Maria, slammed it to the floor. "Oops!" she giggled. "I broke my namesake! Silly me!"
By this time, Chris had discovered the swords on the wall above the bookshelf. He wasted no time in getting one down, and proceeded to play with it like a lightsaber.
-"Zwing! Swish! Oooing! Ooing! Whoosh!" he cried, swinging it back and forth and nearly decapitating his sister. He began to breathe in a way that was reminiscent of pig snorting. "Luke…I'm your father!" he shrieked.
-"No, you're not!" Maria cackled. "My father's not a robotic freak!" She grabbed the cutlass from Chris and almost sliced his hand off in the process.
By now, I was furious.
-"Get out!" I bellowed, yanking the sword from Maria. Both of them stared at the sword hovering in midair.
-"What on earth…?" Chris started. I brought the cutlass down between them.
-"Let's get out of here!" Maria screamed.
-"Yes…hurry," I snarled. "You'll want to get out of here before I rain fire down upon your heads!" I flashed in and out of visibility, and Maria and Chris scrambled to get out of the room. They tumbled down the stairs and ran screaming into the kitchen.
I laughed and settled back in my hammock, positive that nobody in the family would ever bother me again.
Mistake number two.
I spent the next five weeks retaliating in any way possible. I broke dishes, rearranged the contents of the kitchen cabinets, and cocooned the teenagers in their sheets at night. I wanted these obnoxious brats out of my house – no matter what the cost. They were going to cost me my sanity if they stayed any longer. They had to leave.
Mistake number three.
Almost two months after the first incident, I was reading a book about panthers when three black vans pulled into the driveway. The letters 'TAPS' were emblazoned on the side of each one. My heart sank.
The Atlantic Paranormal Society had been called.
I had watched Ghost Hunters since their debut on television. Several times I had begged the Turners to change the channel – the ghosts they were trying to get to communicate with them were actually demons. And I could see them. Other times, I laughed at the foolishly-misled TAPS team. They were trying to communicate with ghosts of mute people, hobos who had a grudge against the living, and stray animals. It was pretty funny. I always commented on how I would treat the Ghost Hunters, were they to come to my house. Mark and Rebecca would laugh, and Mark said that he'd send in an application one day, just so I could wreak havoc on their team. It never happened, though. He died before he could put in the form.
My frown turned into a vicious grin. If the TAPS team was coming after me, they were going to be in for one heck of a surprise. This time, the ghost would fight back, and he would stop at nothing. And they wouldn't get anything on tape.
I skipped downstairs to listen in on the team and hear what Marcia Heath had to say about me.
-"When we moved into the house, Rebecca Turner said nothing about there being a malicious presence in this house. That thing upstairs scared the shizzle out of my children!" Mrs. Heath was saying. I growled. Obviously, Chris had been lying. And I was not a thing!
-"'Shizzle'?" Chris moaned. "Mom, don't say words like that. It's embarrassing."
Jason, the overweight, bald leader of the TAPS team, concealed a grin behind his hand. "Interesting," he sputtered.
Grant, a skinny guy with a hat on, elbowed Jason in the ribs and continued. "Did the ghost say anything to you?"
Uh, dude. That was two whole months ago. How am I supposed to remember that far back?" Chris complained. I wanted to punch him. Or maybe throw a chair at him.
Maria took over before I could lift a hand. "He told us to get out, and that if we didn't, he'd pour lead on our faces or something like that."
I snickered, and Jason glanced towards the stairs. I stopped.
-"Well, shall we see where this ghost hangs out?" Jason asked. He was practically salivating with eagerness. I dashed back up the stairs and sat in my hammock, waiting.
The TAPS team stepped into my room a few minutes later, trailed by an anxious Mrs. Heath and her devil children.
-"Wow, this is some place," Grant whistled. "Did you do this, Mrs. Heath?"
-"No, it's hideous. Mrs. Turner told us not to mess with this room. I offered to put all the stuff in storage for her, but she turned red and demanded that we keep out of the room altogether. She hinted that a creature was hiding out in here, but I thought it was a mention of her husband. He died on the kitchen floor, did you know that?" Mrs. Heath babbled.
I began to chant "Ring Around the Rosie" under my breath. Nothing unsettles a person more than a song about the plague.
Grant glanced at my hammock, which was rocking slightly from side to side.
-"May we have control of the house, Mrs. Heath?" he inquired, trying to restrain the excitement that was burbling up inside him. "It's almost dark, and that's when ghosts are more active. We'll show you the evidence in about two days, all right?"
Marcia couldn't hand over the keys fast enough. "Here! We'll be in the Marriott Hotel if you need us. Please, hesitate to call." She grabbed Maria and Chris and yanked them out of the house and down to the car.
I followed the TAPS members back down to the dining room, where three other team members and four camera men were waiting. Grant filled them in on the situation, and then they all scattered to set up the equipment.
Two cameras – one heat-sensitive – were placed in my room. There was a camera at the end of the hall, and another one in the kitchen. The team was armed with voice recorders, EMF detectors, and walkie-talkies. I sat back and watched. This was going to be a night no one associated with TAPS would ever forget.
At eight o'clock, the sun went down and the Ghost Hunters spread out through the house to switch off the lights. The house was plunged into complete blackness. I grinned. Now the fun could begin.
I decided to spend the first three hours in my room – after all, that was the most haunted place in the house. Sure enough, I didn't have to wait long before Grant and Michelle, a blond girl with too much eyeliner, showed up at my door.
-"Grant and Michelle, EMF Session in the Pirate Room," Grant declared, placing a digital voice recorder upright on my dresser.
-"How old are you?" Michelle asked, wandering slowly around the room. "Why are you here?"
I stepped up to the recorder and whispered into it. If they were to play the recording, it would sound like a bunch of garbled gibberish. But the Ghost Hunters aren't deterred by gibberish; they'd find something to make out of the random sounds.
The humans didn't hear me.
-"How long have you been here?" Michelle tried again. "Did you have a love of pirates? Are you Mark Turner?"
I let a faint shimmer of myself appear as I rocked the hammock back and forth. Neither of them noticed. Idiots.
Grant picked up a rock from my dresser and threw it into a dark corner.
Can you do that?" he taunted. "Show us what you can do."
I levitated the rock to eye level, and hesitated. I couldn't chuck it too hard, or I'd kill the poor man. If I threw it too soft, I wouldn't hurt him. Eventually, I decided that I would just have to throw it at medium-strength and hope he wouldn't die.
The rock flew through the air and hit Grant on the nose. I winced as I heard it crack and his nose began to bleed.
Grant let out a string of curses far nastier than anything I'd ever say in front of a lady. Michelle turned from the bottled ships that she was examining again.
-"What happened?"
-"That little….that thing broke my nose!" Grant roared, holding his sleeve to his face. It was already soaked through.
-"I…am not…a thing," I moaned, making my voice low and gravelly. "You…invaded my room. What else…was I supposed…to do?"
Michelle screamed (I guess she was new to the team) and ran out of the room. Grant stood his ground.
-"What do you want?" he shouted at the ceiling, his voice high and nasal. "Why'd you hurt me?"
By sneaking around behind him, I was able to yank the hood of his jacket and hold him down.
-"I want you to get out and stop asking stupid questions," I hissed in his ear. "I'm not a foreigner, and I'm not a child! So stop treating me like this!"
Grant took off like a rocket when I let go of his jacket, leaving the camera man and the DVR behind. As the camera man hurried off, I sauntered over to the recorder.
-"Grant, Michelle, and The Ghost DVR session end," I sighed, and flipped the tape of. Time to wreak havoc on the other members of the team. By the time I was done with them, they would be foaming at the mouth.
I found Jason and Amy (a red-haired girl who seemed to be over-enthusiastic) in the living room. They had started a fire and were sitting on the sofa, asking questions to the empty air. I hung back and watched for a few seconds before I blew out the fire, effectively blinding them for a few moments. Taking advantage of the opportunity, I let out an eerie wail and moved towards them while shifting in and out of visibility.
-"Take your stuff and leave!"
Amy jumped off the couch and pointed her flashlight at me. The EMF sitting on the coffee table in front of her went crazy. Jason just stared in my general direction.
-"So, you finally decided to show your face."
-"Better my face than your ugly mug," I retorted, crossing my arms. They still couldn't see me, but it's hard to talk without moving your arms. Try it sometime.
-"Touché. Anyways, you're going to tell us what we need to know, or else we won't leave," Jason threatened.
-"The show's only an hour long, and the time limit is one night, stupid! Besides, why should I tell you anything? You keep insulting me." I sighed and began to circle him, making myself just a slight shimmer in the air.
Jason glanced at Amy, who shrugged. Turning back to me, he said, "Well, you're a feisty one, aren't you? How about we start with your age?"
-"There's no way I'm doing that," I growled.
-"How about a battle of wits, then? If I can guess just who and what you are, you'll tell me about yourself. What say you to that?" Jason asked.
-"First of all, I always refuse to fight an unarmed opponent. Second, who do you think you are, coming in and demanding things of me? I could erase your film and drain all your batteries in an instant. Why should I tell you anything?" I replied, sitting down on the fireplace.
-"You're a piece of work, ghost, I'll give you that. But why are you staying here?" Jason taunted. "Don't you have anything better to do?"
-"I consider trying to make your brain explode something to do."
-"I bet you're over five hundred years old," Jason laughed.
-"I'm not that old, you numbskull!" I cried. "You're just trying to goad me into revealing more about myself! Well, it won't work! Say bye-bye to your precious video footage!" I lunged towards the camera man and plunged my hand into the camera. I ran my fingers along the bottom of the disk, effectively wiping it clean. Then I broke it in half. I turned my attention to the digital camera sitting on the coffee table; I flicked my hand and drained the batteries of their charge.
Jason stared at me, dumbfounded. "How on earth do you know so much about technology?" he managed to stammer.
-"I'm dead, not stupid. I know many other things besides. Now, are you going to leave, or do I have to erase a few more tapes?" I warned.
Amy had long ago fled, and the cameraman had vanished after I broke his tape, and I could tell that Jason wanted to join them. So I decided to help him on his way.
I somehow managed to lift Jason over my head and fling him down the hallway. He landed heavily, but scrambled to his feet and sprinted back to the vans.
-"And don't come back!" I shouted. I watched my soul-light flicker and drop a level.
No matter. I had plenty of time left to fill it up. I would get out of this world eventually.
I drifted back upstairs to my room to wait. It was only one a.m. The Ghost Hunters would be back.
At three a.m., I heard footsteps on the stairs. By the sound of it, all five GH members plus three camera men were coming upstairs. I smirked.
The final battle was about to begin.
Grant was the first through the door. A white bandage wound around the middle of his face, keeping the blood from running into his mouth. It was already completely bloody. He was holding a thermal imaging camera and was waving it around.
-"Just wait until I get my hands on you, you dirty little…" Grant mumbled, moving towards the dresser so the others could enter the room. "You're toast."
-"You can't get your hands on him," Amy scolded. "He's a ghost! Plus, he's liable to body slam you like he did to Jason!"
-"This is spooky," Michelle whispered. "What if the ghost is like, really angry at us? Could it kill us?"
-"First of all," I sighed, "I'm not an 'it' and I have a name. Please call me Cat." I was sitting in my hammock, watching the people come in.
-"It's alive!" Michelle shrieked. She grabbed a short Asian guy, the fifth member of TAPS, whose name I believe was Kim, and clung on to him for dear life.
-"Of course it's alive!" Jason snarled. "It's alive, and it's going to pay!"
-"Ahem! Name!" I growled.
-"Arg! Okay! You're going to pay, Cat!" he snapped. His eyes searched the room. "As soon as I can find you…"
-"Why don't you look…right…here!" I cried, leaping behind him and pulling his belt out. His pants fell to the floor, and Michelle screamed again. Jason let out a thunderous roar and began spouting obscenities. Amy led Michelle out of the room, leaving me to face the three male members of TAPS.
I created a maelstrom of loose papers and some of the bottled ships. It whirled around the TAPS members, obstructing their vision and giving them a couple dozen paper cuts.
Grant was spinning around wildly, trying to find the distinct frozen-signature of a ghost on the thermal. Jason was walking around with the EMF in one hand, trying to get a reading, and holding up his pants with the other. Only Kim remained calm, surveying the room slowly. He eventually spotted me atop my fish tank, directing the flow of papers.
-"Hello, Cat," he said quietly. "Would you mind coming over here for a minute?"
I slipped off the tank and walked towards him. "You're the first one who's been nice. Grant threw things at me and Jason insulted me. How come you're so nice?"
-"I have a ghost of my own," he replied. "Now, if you'll get their attention, I'll turn off the cameras and we'll go downstairs."
-"Sounds reasonable." I turned around and shouted, "HEY! IDIOTS!"
Grant and Jason whirled around, their eyes spitting fire.
-"Kim, you got it!" Jason crowed. He lumbered towards us with his EMF outstretched. "I see a silvery shape, and look – the EMF's going insane!"
-"If you two would be quiet, I'll tell you something." Kim waited until both men had shut up before continuing. "Cat has agreed to talk with us if we turn off the cameras. We can leave the DMV equipment on."
-"And I'll show myself if you want," I chimed in. "Anything to scare you."
-"Well….okay," Grant conceded. He dismissed the cameramen and we went downstairs. After the three men had settled on the couch, I sat on the fireplace.
-"Are you guys ready? I must warn you, I'm not all that pretty." They nodded. "Okay, you asked for it." I let myself become fully visible.
Grant looked away and Jason shuddered. Only Kim remained unfazed.
-"Very prominent death-mark, Cat," he murmured. I looked at him suspiciously.
-"I have a ghost," he reminded me.
-"Oh. Well. Anyways, what did you guys wants from me? I've seen your show on television. You're not very good ghost hunters. You're often talking to empty air."
-By now, Grant had recovered from the sight of the bloodstain on my shirt. "How old are you? You've been avoiding that question all night."
-"I avoided it because you'd guess what I was and how I died, but I guess it doesn't matter anymore. I'm two hundred and forty-eight years old."
Jason did a double-take. "Then…I'm guessing you're…a pirate?"
I nodded. "Executed at age sixteen by the firing squad," I confirmed. "Named Thomas Barlow at birth and renamed Cat by Captain Mason Williams. Served on board the ship for six years before my death."
-"Williams?" Kim gasped. He looked at me with new interest.
-"That's right. Anyways, long story short, the Turners adopted me and made my room like it is. For fifty-seven years, everything was great. We watched movies – Star Wars is my favorite – watched television, and read books. I helped Mrs. Turner in the kitchen, and we did loads of other stuff together. Then Mr. Mark had a heart attack and died. Rebecca fell apart, moved in with her sister, and rented this house out to the Heaths. She gave them strict instructions to leave me alone, but Maria and Chris ignored them. Chris destroyed my favorite book, and Maria broke several of my bottled ships. So I forced them out of my room."
Jason stared at me for a few minutes before speaking. "So, I'm guessing you've been behind all the rumors in this place, right? Back in the '20's, you paralyzed a young boy, didn't you?"
-"I did not!" I snarled. "He jumped out the window! It wasn't my fault! I was so depressed that it made him depressed. So he jumped. Watching the kid jump out of the window made me even more depressed. I did try to catch him, you know. But I'm a ghost. I didn't exactly know how to get around the whole 'things-pass-through-me' thing back then. I had never tried to catch a living being before. Mrs. Fowler had her husband padlock me in my room. Wouldn't you have felt depressed too?"
Kim decided to change the subject. "Do you know where we can find Rebecca Turner?" he asked. "It'd look great if we had her testimony to add to the show. You're the first ghost that's ever cooperated."
-"Sure," I replied, and gave him her sister's address. "I've got something else to show you, too."
I led them back upstairs to my room, and told them to open my trunk. Grant did, and pulled out three photo albums.
-"What's this?" he muttered, thumbing through one.
-"Pictures. Look in the blue book, and make a copy of the first picture in the book."
Grant opened the blue book. Inside was a picture of my last birthday party. I was standing between Mr. Mark and Rebecca, clear as day. The next picture was of my birthday cake, which said 'Happy 248, Cat!' and had a replica of the Jolly Roger on it. Kim reached over and pulled out the top picture.
-"This'll go very well on our show. I'll make sure to have the techs blur it up a bit. I'll also be sure to show your father how grown-up you are." He slipped the picture into his pocket and winked.
-"My father?!" I shouted, jumping towards him. "Are you saying he's a ghost?!"
Jason and Grant exchanged a glance and left the room, taking the DVR with them.
-"That's exactly what I'm saying," Kim said, still grinning. "He told me he died violently and unhappily, and that's why he's a ghost."
I sank to the floor. He's alive. But why didn't he seek me out? Where does he live? More questions whirled around my brain, but I was fully preoccupied with one: How come he never came to see us?
-"Did…did he ever mention me?" I stammered, staring up at Kim. "Has he said anything about his family?"
-"He once said that he had a wife and kid to get home to, but then he started rambling on about something called a soul-light. Any idea what that might be?"
-"It's the thing that keeps ghosts on earth. Picture it as a crystal orb. When you first become a ghost, that orb is as dark as a cannonball. If you do good deeds, your soul-light fills up with a wonderful white light. When people say that ghosts are white orbs, it's because they've seen a soul-light," I replied. "Not many people can see them."
-"What happens if you do bad things?" Kim pressed.
I frowned. "Well, it depends. If you've already got some light in your orb, it will drop down depending on how severe the bad thing was. If you have no light, the orb fills up with red light. If it fills up to the top…you get taken away to...the place Below.. Your stay on earth is over."
Kim shuddered and looked at the fire. "Am I right in guessing that when your soul-light is all white, you go 'upstairs'?" I nodded. "Can I see yours?"
I hesitated. Soul-lights were private things. The humans who could see them were normally extremely observant. "Okay, but not comments!"
My soul-light lit up the room when I revealed it. Kim was dazzled beyond belief. He stood still and stared at it. I looked at it as well. It was maybe two-thirds of the way full. Not much time left for me.
-"Do you want to see your father?" Kim had recovered, and was staring intensely at me.
-"Sure. It doesn't matter where you live; if my father is there, I can go. Although, I may have to take an alternate route. Rules, you know."
-"Rules?" Kim arched his eyebrows.
-"Oh, no! You're not getting any more out of me! The rules are only to be known by the ghosts! I shouldn't have told you about the soul-light, but I did. My orb dropped a little because of that. These are private matters. Now, shouldn't you go out with your team and get back to headquarters? Isn't it time for the analyzing evidence or something? Tomorrow you'll come back and reveal my existence to the Heaths. I might as well enjoy my last day of peace. Lovely," I murmured.
-"Very well. Thank you, Cat Barlow, for telling me this. You're the first ghost we've ever encountered that actually communicated with us. I promise I'll do everything in my power to prevent you from becoming a novelty. Of course, you could probably fill up that soul-light of yours petty fast helping out in a museum!" Kim laughed. I threw a pillow at his head, but he dodged it and started downstairs.
I stood at my window for a long time afterward, gazing at the stars.
-"This is it," I muttered. "I'll never have another night like this. Serenity is a thing of the past." I glanced at my soul-light, which was hovering beside my shoulder. "How much longer will I have on earth? I want to go back to my mother! I want to see Catherine and Captain Williams! Oh, why am I still stuck on this miserable planet?"
A shooting star fell past my -blocked- "I wish I was really and truly dead," I sighed. The star flashed once before disappearing below the horizon.
-"Your time is not yet up, Thomas."
I whirled around. There was a white-clad lady in my doorway. She had a messenger bag on her shoulder.
-"Who're you?" I stammered, backing up. "And how do you know who I am?"
-"Thomas Barlow, I am here with a message. Only once may a Being send a message from the Beyond; you must be really important." As the lady turned around and began to dig through her bag, I saw that she had a pair of large white wings.
-"Are…are you an angel?"
-"An Angel from the Beyond. The Reapers – nasty, disgusting creatures – tried to apprehend me as I came here. Here is your message." She handed me a shimmering silver envelope. I carefully pried it open and took out the message.
My Dear Thomas, the letter began. I gasped. The handwriting was unmistakable, even after two hundred years.
I hope this letter finds you safe. I've been looking for you for centuries, it seems. Eventually, I checked the boulder that sits in the plains beyond the city. Your name was there among those listed as ghosts. Now that I know where you are, I'm writing.
You're the only one Catherine still asks for. She doesn't remember her father. She was only two when he left, remember? Did you know that your father is a ghost as well? Have you found him? Give him my love as well.
Thomas, dear, dear Thomas, stay strong for us. If you are allowed, please send me a message back and tell me how you are doing.
I love you, Thomas. Never forget that.
I looked at the angel, who was glancing through my bookshelves.
-"Am I allowed to send something back? My mum asked me to," I whispered. I was still clutching the letter. It smelled wonderful.
-"If you wish it. But it counts as your one letter from the Beyond. Choose wisely," she replied.
I was torn. "Not now," I finally said. "She's going to wait for me. I'll see her soon."
-"Sooner than you think, Thomas Barlow," the angel sang. She flicked her hand and my soul-light rose a few levels. "Your mother sent me with some of her happiness so I could raise your level. You only have a little bit to go. Farewell, Thomas Barlow!" Before I could reply, she burst into a shower of sparks and streaked through the ceiling.
-"Thanks," I whispered, and turned back to the -blocked- TAPS would be back tomorrow, and I wanted to see if they had managed to catch me on tape.
Around ten the next day, the TAPS van pulled back into the driveway. Kim, Grant, and Jason got out of the van and were practically dragged onto the front porch by an anxious Mrs. Heath.
-"Thank goodness! We've been here for an hour already, and I've been scared out of my wits! I kept hearing noises!" she babbled.
I was watching the scene from my window ledge, and jumped down to land beside Kim. I chose to remain invisible. No use scaring Mrs. Heath…yet.
-"She was being haunted by her kids," I muttered in his ear. "They're inside rearranging the kitchen cabinets. More things they're trying to pin on me!"
To his eternal credit, Kim didn't even blink. He nodded slightly, though, so I knew I'd been heard.
Marcia Heath escorted them quickly to the dining room. "Please, set up the stuff in here," she encouraged. "It's the only table big enough."
After Grant had assembled everything, he sat down next to Jason.
-"Ma'am," he began, "this is a very awkward situation. We did discover evidence of a ghost here…and he has one request: to leave him in peace. Now, I'm going to show you the thermal we managed to capture of him. He's the purplish-blue shape. Blue means cold, red means hot. Watch closely." He leaned over and pressed a button on the DVD player.
A green-tinted version of my room appeared on the screen. The camera flashed back and forth – this must have been shot by Grant when he was spinning around my room – and Grant froze the picture. A blue shape was on the screen.
-"This is your ghost," Jason rumbled. "If you want to meet him, I'm sure he's in this room right now. Just ask for him."
Marcia Heath looked terrified. "You…you want me to talk to the ghost that frightened my children? It's not human!"
-"I am too human!" I retorted. "I'm as human as you or Maria or Chris."
Mrs. Heath screamed and jumped out of her chair. "It's alive!"
-"No, I'm dead," I sighed.
-"Way to go, Cat," Grant groaned. "The poor woman's going to hurt herself."
-"Well, what was I supposed to do?" I asked. "Show myself? She would have had a heart attack."
By then, Kim had calmed Mrs. Heath down, and she had recovered enough to sit back in her chair.
-"You're…you're a ghost," she stammered. "And you're talking."
-"Yes. I'm tired of people pointing that out! I'm dead? Great. I'm a ghost? No, really? Ah! It can talk?! Yep. Anything else you'd like to comment on?" I snapped.
Mrs. Heath whimpered and shook her head. Kim glared at me.
-"Cat, you're coming home with me today," he said. "I'll introduce you to my ghost. Maybe you'll fill up your soul-light as well."
Mrs. Heath gasped. "You're seriously taking him away? Oh, thank you!" she cried, shaking Kim's hand. "Thank you, thank you!"
Kim brushed her off. "He'll probably be back," he warned. "I'm going to take him to Rebecca Turner's house first, and ask why she didn't tell you about the ghost."
-"I'm curious as to why you never read into the history of this house," Grant commented. "It has a pretty dark story connected to it."
-"I didn't care. We'd had our sights set on this house for years, so when it went on the market it was like a dream come true," she explained. "Maria tried to dissuade me and showed me the story about Benji Fowler, but I thought he was only a disturbed little boy. And disturbed little boys often do jump out their windows. My brother did. He survived."
The TAPS team said their goodbyes and walked to their van. I followed them.
-"I won't be able to go into the house with you," I warned. "I've never stepped foot on that land. But if you can get Rebecca to come across the street to Myer's Park, I'll wait there for you."
-"Can you fly?" Grant asked.
-"Not technically; I can float, though. I can hold on to your truck as you drive. If you take a route I'm not familiar with, I'll slam into a wall and have to take the long way around. Either way, I'll meet you in the park."
Two hours later, I was lurking in the park fountain. I love lurking. In fountains, you can soak unsuspecting tourists and chuck their pennies back at them. In the span of seventeen minutes, I had drenched a honeymooning couple, thrown a succession of pennies at a teenager who was about to break up with his girlfriend, and had placed a Chihuahua on the top of the fountain. Then I spotted Rebecca running across the street, being pursued by a cop, her sister, and the three TAPS members.
-"Mrs. Turner! Stop!" the policeman yelled. "You're going to cause an accident!"
-"Rebecca, please listen to the nice man!" her sister trilled.
-"Mrs. Turner!"
-I hopped out of the fountain just in time to see the cop take Rebecca down with a flying tackle. She hit him back, and the two rolled on the grass, exchanging some serious punches. Grant and Jason somehow managed to pull them apart without incurring serious injuries.
The policeman was the first to recover. "Geez, lady," he panted. "Where'd you learn that?"
-"I taught ninjitsu for several decades," she retorted, "and I enjoy watching WWE." Ignoring the cop's look of amazement, she turned to Jason and Grant.
-"Where's Thomas?" she demanded.
-"He's somewhere!" Jason shouted. "He's a ghost; how should I know where he is?"
-"I'm here, Rebecca," I whispered in her ear, "but I ask that you send your sister and the policeman away. I don't want more people to learn of my existence just yet."
Rebecca nodded vigorously, and then faced the cop again. "I'm sorry for causing so much trouble, officer," she cooed, "but I get overexcited. It won't happen again, I promise."
The policeman stared suspiciously at her, but finally let her off with a warning. He then escorted her sister back across the street.
-"Whew," I breathed, slipping into view.
-"Thomas!" she squealed, and air-hugged me. "Oh, I've missed you! What have you been up to?" Her gaze drifted to the top of the fountain. "Did you put that dog up there?" The Chihuahua was still whimpering on top of the fountain. I shrugged and placed it on the ground.
-"Pardon me, madam," Kim intervened, "but can I ask you a few questions about Cat here?"
Rebecca eyed the Ghost Hunters skeptically. "I know you," she said at last. "You're those irritating ghost-guys! What do you want with me? I see you've already evicted Thomas from his house."
-"No, ma'am. Cat followed us here quite willingly. He told us where to find you. He's agreed to come and do a show for us," Jason replied.
-"Well, if Thomas trusts you, I suppose it's all right. What do you want to know?"
-"We would like to know why you bought the house even after hearing the stories. The house had been on the market for twenty years; you were the first to show an interest in actually buying the house," Grant explained.
-"Well, we really wanted a house, and it was a nice house. Not to mention the fact that it was really cheap. Oh, it was a beautiful house! The only flaw when we toured it was Thomas's room...it had been boarded over and padlocked shut…"
By 3:00 that afternoon, the GH team had said their goodbyes and was waiting patiently for me to do the same.
-"Goodbye, Rebecca," I choked out. "I may never see you again in this life."
-"Don't you worry, Thomas. I can look after myself. If you do leave before I see you again, look after Mark for me, will you?" She was nearly in tears as she air-hugged me again. "Maybe when I see you again, that –" she pointed to my death-mark, "– will be gone. Now, hurry up! You don't want to keep your father waiting!"
-She kept waving as I followed the TAPS team to the truck and climbed on the roof.
-"Goodbye, Rebecca!!" I shouted, and bowed to her. "I'll be sure to tell Mr. Mark what you said!"
As the van turned a corner, Rebecca yelled, "Goodbye, Cat! I love you!"
I smiled and relaxed as we drove away on the back roads. I had drawn a route on the map Kim had so he knew which roads I could go on without being stopped by a wall.
When we reached Kim's house, Grant and Jason said goodbye and drove off to the Ghost Hunter's headquarters. They had a show to finish. They promised they wouldn't reveal the location of my house or my name without my consent. I apologized for breaking Grant's nose and for throwing Jason across the room. Then they were gone.
Kim turned to me and grinned. "Now," he began, "your father is a senile old ghost. All he does is try to drink my supply of alcoholic beverages. He often goes off on a tangent about his old life. Frankly, I'm not sure if he knows that I exist! He's always visible, and rarely moves from the broom closet. I believe he thinks he's still on a pirate ship. Maybe you can talk some sense into him. I'll be out here. Good luck." Kim unlocked the door and sat down on the porch swing.
I hesitated. I hadn't thought about my father for decades. I couldn't even picture his face anymore. Mom's was there, though, and Catherine's as well, but Dad had been out of the picture for much, much longer. I took a deep breath and walked inside.
The interior of the house was tidy, so unlike the bachelor pad I was expecting. It took me a few minutes to figure out where the broom closet was, but I eventually got my bearings.
Before I twisted the knob, I listened for a minute. From inside the closet came a string of angry mutterings. I decided to risk it and opened the door.
-"What do you want now?" my father said irritably. He was hunched on the floor desperately trying to lick a puddle of dark amber liquid.
I said nothing, but stared at him. He looked exactly the same. His death-mark was nowhere to be seen.
-"Well?" he demanded, finally turning around. "Are you – oh, gods above." He gasped and stared up at me. "Am I dreaming?"
-"No, dad." I swallowed. "You're not dreaming. It's really me. In the flesh – er, ghost-flesh?"
-"Ectoplasm." Dad stared at me some more, his gaze dropping from my face to my chest. "Oh, Thomas. Were you killed on board the ship, too?"
I shook my head, and something snapped between us.
-"Thomas!" he shouted, jumping up to hug me.
-"Dad!" I cried, and ran towards him.
We were still babbling incoherently when Kim appeared in the doorway.
-"I see you've managed to talk some sense into him," he noticed.
-"Go away!" Dad yelled. He made a fist and went to punch Kim. I grabbed his wrist.
-"Dad, stop. He's a living human; you're a ghost. You can't hurt him."
-"I beg to differ, Cat," Kim chuckled. "You really did a number on Jason and Grant."
-"I threw a rock at Grant, and levitated Jason across the room. I didn't actually punch them!" I sighed.
Dad stared at both of us. "You two know each other?! For how long?!"
-"Just a few days; calm down. Dad, let me see your soul-light!"
He glared at me. "Only if your friend leaves."
Kim sauntered off to the kitchen.
-"Okay." The familiar ball of light formed at his shoulder. "Why'd you want to see it?"
His orb was about an inch below the top. "Dad, you're almost done. You need to save a few people; then you can go and see Mum. I'll join you when I've got mine filled up," I said excitedly.
-"No. I don't want to go alone. That creepy old lady will come for me! Besides, I want to talk with you for a while, and I also demand an explanation. Why is there blood on your shirt?"
-"It's my death-mark, dad. When you die it becomes a part of you," I replied, thoroughly puzzled. "Don't you have one?"
-"Of course I do. Remember, the guy cracked me over the head with his stick. It shattered my skull. That's why I keep my bandana on. But tell me – how did you die?" he pressed.
-"Firing squad," I whispered. "We anchored in Daleport, and Captain Declan let me go and see Mum. Commodore Ross followed me and had me executed three days later by the firing squad. Do you remember Adam, our neighbor?" I asked.
Dad's eyes brightened. "Of course I do! He built my store. Very good friends, we were."
-"He's the one who fired the bullet that killed me."
-"Oh." Dad studied the wall next to him. "I'm sorry."
-"Don't be. It's not your fault I died. Now, we need to find some way to join Mum and Catherine. Any ideas?"
-"We could go around rescuing people who are drowning and those who are in front of stampeding horses!" Dad offered.
-"There aren't too many horse stampedes around nowadays, Dad," I corrected, "but maybe we can save the elderly from becoming road kill."
-"Road kill?"
I hit myself on the head. "Oh, right. How long have you been in this closet?"
-"Nigh on thirty years. Before that this was a lovely forest. Then these big yellow monsters ripped it all up and I moved into this house. But if I have to guess, I'd say that I've probably been in this spot for a hundred years or more," he replied.
We were talking about time when Kim interrupted us again.
-"Cat, you need to see this."
A few seconds later, I was in the living room, staring at the television in disbelief. My house burning. And, according to the reporter, Maria and Chris were trapped inside.
-"Cat, what are you going to do? We're an hour away. There's no way you can reach the house in time, if you can't fly," Kim said.
-"That doesn't matter." I turned to my dad. "Help me save them. We can do it."
Dad looked at me askance. "You'd sacrifice it for this?"
-"Sacrifice what?" Kim asked.
-"Sacrifice most of my soul-light to teleport to the house. Most of it will be depleted, considering that I'll take on dad's toll, too." I took three steps backwards. "Are you coming?"
-"For you, Thomas." Dad stood beside me, and we locked arms.
-"I'll see you later, Kim," I grinned. I concentrated really hard, and felt my essence breaking apart. "Goodbye!"
I enjoyed the look of amazement on his face as we disintegrated.
Three minutes later, we were hovering over the Heaths' house. It was still ablaze, and the firefighters seemed to have given up. They were focusing on calming down an increasingly-hysterical Marcia Heath. Apparently, Maria and Chris were still inside.
-"You ready, dad?" I yelled over the roar of the flames. He nodded, and we dropped through the roof and into the house.
The heat was phenomenal. I felt as if I were melting. The flames crackled, and sparks and embers whirled around us. It looked – and felt – like I had walked straight into the Flaming Pit.
-"Where d'you think they'd be?" Dad shouted.
I racked my brain, trying to ignore the chunks of roof falling around me. What's the best hiding place in the house…? The answer came out of nowhere.
-"They're in the crawl space!" I shrieked, horrified. "They probably think it's fireproof! No wonder the firemen couldn't find them!"
We whizzed through the house, passing through all matter of objects. I began to feel as if I'd swallowed a bucketful of fireplace refuse.
The crawl space was only accessible through the second-floor bathroom. We walked through a door that had been attacked with an axe. It had swollen shut, and the firemen had obviously taken an axe to it, thinking that Maria and Chris could have been inside. They were, but not in the way that the firemen thought.
-"Where's this crawl space at?" Dad wanted to know. I pointed underneath the sink.
-"That's the crawl space. I helped Mr. Mark create it several years ago." I stuck my head into the crawl space. Chris was holding a sobbing Maria in his arms. I saw why they couldn't get out – they had inadvertly locked the door from the outside.
I stepped fully into the crawlspace and materialized. Neither of them noticed, so I yelled, "Hey!"
Both of them jumped, and Maria screamed.
-"Who are you?" Chris demanded. "And how'd you get in here?"
-"I'm Cat. Now come on! We gotta get out of here before the roof collapses!" I turned around and blew the door off its hinges. The kids didn't budge an inch. "Well?"
-"You're the ghost," Maria whimpered, her eyes as big as golf balls. "Mom said you'd gone away. Why'd you come back?"
-"To rescue two idiotic teenagers who think they're fireproof! Now get up and move!" I punctuated this remark by yanking both of them to their feet and shoving them out of the hole. They came out gasping.
-"Take these," Dad instructed, handing them each a wet rag. I shot him a grateful glance.
Then, guiding two ashen-faced humans, we carefully picked our way through the debris to the staircase. I groaned in despair. The staircase had already disintegrated.
-"We're going to have to jump," Dad observed.
-"They can't jump, dad! They're human – real, live, breathing humans! They'll break a leg!" I gasped.
Dad shrugged. "It's the only way they're getting out of here. I can't lift anything else. Besides, what's a broken limb or two compared to their life?"
-"Very well; you've convinced me. At least I can try to slow them down." I hopped off the balcony to the bottom floor. "Come on, you idiots!"
Chris looked very pale as he studied the eleven-foot drop to the floor. He closed his eyes and shuffled closer to the edge.
-"Oh, for heaven's sake," Dad grumbled. He leaned forward and shoved Chris off the platform.
His scream of terror was cut short when he landed on the living room sofa. Luckily for him I had maneuvered it to the right spot; a foot to the left and his brains would have been all over the floor.
As Chris shakily got off the sofa, I saw Dad push Maria down. She, too, landed on the couch, and Chris picked her up. I breathed a sigh of relief.
-"Okay. Now we just have to get to the – oh, great." I watched half of the second floor collapse around the front door.
-"There's another way out, isn't there, ghost?" Chris pleaded. "You've lived here for half a century. Plus, Maria's got asthma. She won't last much longer." It was true. Maria hung from his arms like a doll, wheezing.
-"There's the back door…" Dad ventured. "And if worst comes to worst, we can always try the chimney or the windows."
We decided to go towards the back door. As we navigated around piles of broken furniture and the ever-present flames, I said, "Chris, please tell nobody that we helped you. Please. I've already revealed myself for a Ghost Hunters show; I don't want more publicity if I can help it. Well, at least not yet, anyways."
-"Not a problem, ghost dude," he grinned. "Nobody but mom'd believe me, anyways. Now, can we please just get out of here?"
I nodded, but when we got close to the back door, we found our way blocked by a wall of flames. Sighing, we retraced our steps and went back to the living room.
Dad tried to open the large living room window, but it jammed halfway up. He swore explosively. Chris put Maria down on a slightly burned couch and slammed the window shut.
-"Oxygen would just feed the flames and make our deaths come twice as fast," he explained.
-"It doesn't matter to me. I'm already dead." I sighed. "Looks like we don't have a choice. We've got to smash this -blocked-"
-"Ngg…Chris?" Maria moaned. "Chris, where are we?"
-"We're still in the house," he said, his voice breaking and shooting up an octave. "You've only been out for about a minute."
Dad started to say something, but then he screamed. "Thomas!" The horror in his voice made me turn around. "Thomas!!"
-"Dad! No, not now!" I cried. There was no mistaking it: dad was about to leave me. His soul-light was flashing wildly, and his body was slowly becoming more translucent.
-"What's going on?" Maria asked. "Why's he glowing?"
-"Thomas, get the kids out! I'm counting on you to do that." His face relaxed and he smiled. "I'll see you soon." Then he evaporated.
I turned away, sobbing. For a few moments, that was all I could do. Then a loud crack from above snapped me back to reality.
-"No!" I glanced around wildly, then my gaze settled on the sofa. Perfect.
-"Right!" I yelled, levitating the couch. "When I say go, head for the -blocked- We've all of thirty seconds before this house collapses!" Chris and Maria nodded, too terrified to speak.
-"One!" I aimed the couch carefully. If I hit the wall, the house would fall on top of us.
-"Two!" Chris let Maria climb on his back. She perched there with her legs wrapped around his waist and arms locked in a death-grip around his neck.
-"Now!" I hurled the couch through the window and Chris jumped after it. I leaped after him just before the rest of the second story and roof flattened the first floor.
-"Chris! Maria!!" I looked up to see Marcia running towards us. Two firemen raced after her and caught her before she came in range of the still-blazing house.
-"Wait here, ma'am. We'll get them."
I waited patiently while Marcia smothered Chris and Maria with hugs and kisses.
-"Where were you?" she cried. "I couldn't find you. The firemen looked everywhere for you. Where were you?"
-"It was my fault, mom," Maria sobbed. "I got scared. The fire was everywhere; there was no clear way to the stairs. So we hid in the crawl space. It seemed fireproof. Chris and I were about to go back when we realized the door was locked from the outside. Chris broke the door off with a crowbar we found, and we tried to get out. Oh, mom! It was horrible!" She choked on a sob, and started coughing and gasping for air.
By this time, most of the emergency vehicles were gone, except for the ambulance. The paramedics were administering oxygen to Chris while another team checked Maria out and gave her some sort of injection. The house was just a smoldering pile of timbers and destroyed furniture.
When the ambulance finally left, leaving the family standing forlornly on the lawn, I sauntered up to them.
-"Are you guys okay?" I asked, shifting into the visible spectrum. Everyone jumped.
-"Go away, you hideous thing!" Mrs. Heath shouted. "Why're you here? To see the remains of your house?"
I glared at her, then looked at Chris. "Well?"
Chris nodded. "Um…mom? The ghost saved our lives. It was true that we were trapped in the crawlspace, but I didn't get us out. The ghost did. He's the one you should be thanking. He broke the window so we could get out."
-"You expect me to believe that pack of lies, Christopher? There's no way an abomination such as that helped you!" she spat.
-"My name is Cat. Or you could call me Thomas. Take your pick," I sighed. Mrs. Heath snarled in disgust.
-"Mom, Thomas really did save us," Maria argued.
Mrs. Heath looked confused. "Then what you told the firemen wasn't true?"
-"No. Cat asked us to keep quiet about his involvement," Chris confirmed.
Mrs. Heath looked at me in contempt. "Why'd you save them?" she asked, suspicious. "What would you gain?"
-"I hoped to gain something that would help me leave this earth forever, and rejoin my own family. It looks like that's not going to happen." I looked up at the sky. "How did the fire start, anyways? And does Rebecca know?"
-"I know now." Rebecca was standing on the curb by a taxi. She paid her fare and the cab drove off. "And I'm not too happy about it, either."
-"You have a lot to answer for, Mrs. Turner!" Marcia screeched. "Why didn't you tell me about the ghost?"
-"He was standing in his room when we toured the house," Rebecca replied, sounding surprised. "You looked straight at him before you said you'd buy the house."
-"I did? Then how…?" She turned to look at me. "I'm sorry."
-"What?"
-"I'm sorry I tried to force you out of your house. I guess I owe you something for saving Chris and Maria. What do you want?" she asked.
-"You're taking this remarkably well," Rebecca commented.
-"Well, there's not much else I can do. Anyways, I guess what I'm trying to say is…thank you."
Something exploded next to me, and I dove to the ground. I glanced up. My soul-light was flashing like a strobe light."
Thomas, what is that?" Rebecca whispered.
-"My soul-light…" I trailed off and stared up at it. "I'm…my time is up." I and turned to Marcia. "Thank you, Mrs. Heath. I'm sorry I caused you so much trouble. Make sure Maria and Chris don't get trapped in anymore burning houses, okay?"
She nodded, a look of relief plastered across her face.
I sighed and turned towards Rebecca. "I love you, Rebecca. Never forget me."
-"Oh, Thomas, how could I?" she choked, and air-hugged me as best she could. I looked skyward over her shoulder.
-"Finally." I breathed in and evaporated into nothingness. The last thing I felt was Rebecca's arms, hugging me as tight as she could.
The judgment room looked the same as it had two hundred years ago, but this time there was an elderly man in the chair.
-"Ah, Thomas Cat Barlow," he laughed. "I've been expecting you."
-"Did my dad come through safely?"
-"That he did, Thomas. But we aren't here to discuss him; we're here to talk about you." He paused to look off in the distance. "Let's hurry this up. A girl will be arriving shortly. Another young one." He looked over at me again. "About your age, I guess." He pulled my paper from his bag.
-"How does it look? Is it good?"
He smiled at me. "Very much so, young Thomas. Now, come with me." The man shuffled over to a light blue door standing in the mist. After unlocking it, he said, "If you find a lady named Maryanne Jenkins, will you tell her that Joseph is thinking of her?"
-"Of course I will. Thank you, Mr. Jenkins." I bowed low to him.
Joseph smiled. "Goodbye, Thomas Barlow." He saluted me, then turned back to the misty landscape. "Ah, Luna…"
I stepped through the door and onto a gold-lined street. I glanced behind me, but nothing was there. The door had vanished.
A figure sprang into view on the far end of the street. It was running fast, light brown hair flying. I smiled. "Mom!"
-"Thomas!"
Dear Rebecca,
I'm sorry that it took me so long to write, but I can only send one letter from the Beyond. And I wanted to make sure that I saw someone first.
I found my mom straight away. (Or, rather, she found me.) Catherine was with her, and they took me to a house that looked exactly like the one we used to live in. Dad was there, too. We sat down and talked for I don't know how long. It could have been days or weeks.
Catherine took me outside, and together we explored the nooks and crannies of the city. She introduced me to a man named Alexander Stede. He said that he was sorry. He's the one who carried out Commodore Ross's orders. He apologized profusely. I forgave him twenty times, but he never seems to tire of saying 'sorry.'
I found Captain Declan, too. He asked me what happened on the night I was arrested. He sent out a scout to find me, and that scout saw me die. So the captain knew of my death the day it happened. I told him my story, and he said that I had made some great choices.
You'll never believe it, Rebecca, but I managed to find Mr. Mark! He was sitting with a boy named Benji Fowler. You remember him, don't you? It seems as if he died a few years after I last saw him. The paralysis had complications, somehow, and he died in the hospital three streets down from us. Anyways, Mr. Mark is staying with my family for now. He says he misses you. He hasn't sent his letter yet because he said he can wait.
The doorkeeper this time was a man named Joseph Jenkins. His wife told me that he became the doorkeeper because he was a 'flatline.' That means he was perfectly balanced in life - he died on the "borderline," so to speak.
Thank you, Rebecca, for taking care of me all those years. I really appreciate it. My mom says she looks forward to meeting you. She already loves Mr. Mark. She sends her thanks and her love. In her own words, "Thanks for putting up with my boy for all that time. I can't wait to finally see you."
But really, take your time, Rebecca. I want you to live your life on Earth as long as possible. Please, don't rush to see us again. We'll be here forever. And we can wait forever. Time passes differently here. My mother thought she'd only been here for three years, compared to the two hundred and fifty-three that passed here.
Tell Kim and the Ghost Hunters what happened to me, all right? You can tell Chris and Maria Heath, too.
Love,
Cat
Originally written by kittycatisginger18 during her Sophomore Year. Copyright 2009-2010. If you use this story, I will find you, and I will track you down. When I do, it won't be pleasant. You're welcome to reread it as often as you like, though. That's perfectly all right with me.
V-Day Event Introduction
Blah blah blah.Kitty's Library
Where Kitty's books come to rest
Okay, so I'll be the first to admit that I have a ridiculous amount of books. I have two bookshelves in my room, one on each side of my massive w!ndow (This window's more than ten feet tall, mind you. I have to keep a curtain over it at all times, lest I be burnt to a crisp by the sun.) They're white. And they're all crammed to the max with books. In fact, I've almost run out of space with them. How? Well, let's just say that there's absolutely no space left for me to put any of my other books. I'm stacking books on top of books here! If you want to know what Kitty reads when she's bored, read on. This is as a complete a listing as will ever be posted anywhere. It's really more for my own reference than for anything else, but who cares? Be forewarned: these are in no particular order, and they range from eighth-grade reading material to beyond high school levels. I personally love them, though there is very little non-fiction. I can't stand the stuff. Enjoy your browsing, but remember to put them back! Note: Authors are listed after the series if the book is in a series. Otherwise, neomail me if you cannot find the author and want to read the book. I'll be happy to oblige.
If a pixel looks like this:
, that means that particular book is one of my all-time favorites. It may even go on series, too, if it's by the author's name.
Series Books Warriors Super Edition: Bluestar's Prophecy
Warriors: Into the Wild
Warriors: Fire and Ice
Warriors: Forest of Secrets
Warriors: Rising Storm
Warriors: A Dangerous Path
Warriors: The Darkest Hours
Warriors Super Edition: Firestar's Quest
Warriors: Midnight
Warriors: Moonrise
Warriors: Dawn
Warriors: Starlight
Warriors: Twilight
Warriors: Sunset
Warriors: The Sight
Warriors: Dark River
Warriors: Outcast
Warriors: Eclipse
Warriors: Long Shadows
Warriors: Sunrise
Warriors: Cats of the Clans
Warriors: Secrets of the Clans
Warriors: Code of the Clans
Warriors Manga: The Lost Warrior
Warriors Manga: Warrior's Refuge
Warriors Manga: Warrior's Return
Warriors Manga: The Rise of Scourge
Warriors Manga: Into the Woods
Warriors Manga: Escape from the Forest
--All the Above by Erin Hunter-- The Cat Who Could Read Backwards
The Cat Who Ate Danish Modern
The Cat Who Turned On and Off
The Cat Who Saw Red
The Cat Who Played Brahms
The Cat Who Played Post Office
The Cat Who Knew Shakespeare
The Cat Who Sniffed Glue
The Cat Who Went Underground
The Cat Who Talked to Ghosts
The Cat Who Lived High
The Cat Who Moved a Mountain
The Cat Who Knew a Cardinal
The Cat Who Wasn't There
The Cat Who Went into the Closet
The Cat Who Came to Breakfast
The Cat Who Blew the Whistle
The Cat Who Tailed a Thief
The Cat Who Sang for the Birds
The Cat Who Saw Stars
The Cat Who Robbed a Bank
The Cat Who Smelled a Rat
The Cat Who Went Up the Creek
The Cat Who Brought Down the House
The Cat Who Went Bananas
The Cat Who Dropped a Bombshell
The Cat Who Had 60 Whiskers
--All the Above by Lilian Jackson Braun
FullMetal Alchemist Books #1 - 26
--All the Above by Hiromu Arakawa The Looking Glass Wars
Seeing Redd
Archenemy
--All the Above by Frank Beddor The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 1 & 2
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords 1 & 2
The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
--All the Above by Akira Himekawa
Gone
Hunger
Lies
--All the Above by Michael Grant The Amulet of Samarkand
The Golem's Eye
Ptolemy's Gate
--All the Above by Jonathan Stroud The Lost Years of Merlin
The Seven Songs of Merlin
The Fires of Merlin
The Mirror of Merlin
--All the Above by T. A. Barron The Great Tree of Avalon: Child of the Dark Prophecy
Shadows on the Stars
The Eternal Flame
--All the Above by T. A. Barron Septimus Heap: Magyk
Septimus Heap: Flyte
Septimus Heap: Physik
Septimus Heap: Queste
Septimus Heap: Syren
--All the Above by Angie Sage The Ark, The Reed, and The Fire Cloud
The Dreamer, the Schemer, and the Robe
--All the Above by Jenny L. Cote Life as We Knew It
The Dead & The Gone
--All the Above by Susan Pfeffer Alex Rider: Stormbreaker
Alex Rider: Point Blank
Alex Rider: Skeleton Key
Alex Rider: Eagle Strike
Alex Rider: Scorpia
Alex Rider: Ark Angel
Alex Rider: Snakehead
Alex Rider: Crocodile Tears
--All the Above by Anthony Horowitz A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning
The Reptile Room
The Wide Window
The Miserable Mill
The Austere Academy
The Ersatz Elevator
The Vile Village
The Hostile Hospital
The Carnivorous Carnival
The Slippery Slope
The Grim Grotto
The Penultimate Peril
THE END
Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Authobiography
The Beatrice Letters
--All the Above by Lemony Snicket The Edge Chronicles: Beyond the Deepwoods
Stormchaser
Midnight Over Sanctaphrax
The Curse of the Gloamglozer
The Last of the Sky Pirates
Vox
Freeglader
The Winter Knights
Clash of the Sky Galleons
--All the Above by Paul Stewart Inkheart
Inkspell
Inkdeath
--All the Above by Cornelia Funke House of Dark Shadows
The Watcher in the Woods
--All the Above by Robert Liparulo Percy Jackson & the Olympians The Lightning Thief
The Sea of Monsters
The Titan's Curse
The Battle of the Labyrinth
The Last Olympian
--All the Above by Rick Riordan Artemis Fowl: Artemis Fowl
The Arctic Incident
The Eternity Code
The Opal Deception
The Lost Colony
The Time Paradox
--All the Above by Eoin Colfer Molly Moon's Incredible Book of Hypnotism
Molly Moon Stops the World
Molly Moon's Hypnotic Time Travel Adventure
--All the Above by Georgia Byng A Girl Like Moi
Project Paris
--All the Above by Lisa Barham Eragon
Eldest
--All the Above by Christopher Paolini Peter and the Starcatchers
Peter and the Shadow Thieves
Peter and the Secret of Rundoon
--All the Above by Barry & Pearson The Gemma Doyle Series A Great and Terrible Beauty
Rebel Angels
The Sweet Far Thing
--All the Above by Libba Bray The Infernal Devices Clockwork Prince
--All the Above by Cassandra Clare The Mortal Instruments City of Bones
City of Ashes
City of Glass
--All the Above by Cassandra Clare The Oracles of Fire: Eye of the Oracle
--All the Above by Bryan Davis The Hunger Games
--All of the Above by Suzanne Collins Chosen
Infidel
--All the Above by Ted Dekker Isle of Swords
Isle of Fire
--All the Above by Wayne Thomas Batson Kiki Strike: Inside the Shadow City
Kiki Strike: The Empress's Tomb
--All the Above by Kirsten Miller Daughters of the Moon Into the Cold Fire
Night Shade
The Secret Scroll
The Sacrifice
--All the Above by Lynne Ewing The Magician's Nephew
The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe
The Horse and His Boy
Prince Caspian
The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
The Silver Chair
The Last Battle
--All the Above by C.S. Lewis Little House in the Big Woods
Little House on the Prairie
Farmer Boy
On the Banks of Plum Creek
By the Shores of Silver Lake
The Long Winter
Little Town on the Prairie
These Happy Golden Years
The First Four Years
--All the Above by Laura Ingalls Wilder Nintendo Power Issues #211-272
--Magazine. Editor: Chris Slate |
Other Books The Wish List
Anna Karenina
Wuthering Heights
1984
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Sarah Bishop
Bad Kitty
The Egypt Game
The ____ According to Larry
Overboard
In the Year of the Boar & Jackie Robinson
The Captain's Dog
The Five People You Meet in ______
Malka
Fahrenheit 451
Missing Since Monday
From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler
Under the Cajun Moon
Time Cat
The Outsiders
The BFG
Esperanza Rising
The Phantom Tollbooth
P.S. Longer Letter Later
The House of the Scorpion
The Prophecy of the Stones
The Witch of Blackbird Pond
Wishbone: The Halloween Joker
The Moon Bridge
Warriors Don't Cry
Flight 29 Down: Static
Airman
The Shack
Where I'd Like to Be
Murder on the Orient Express
Ginger Pye
And Then There Were None
Dragon Flight
Escape from Memory
Lies Young Women Believe
Catch 22
Death of a Salesman
Dracula
Journey to the Center of the Earth
Pictures of Hollis Woods
The Cricket in Times Square
Alone in the Ice World
The Summer of Riley
Bridge to Terabithia
Monster
House
The Oath
Black Hawk Down
Mustang: Wild Spirit of the West
To Kill A Mockingbird
The Pearl
Indian Captive
A Raisin in the Sun
Daughter of Venice
The Christmas Doll
Medieval Warfare
Little Women
The Wizard of Oz
Heidi
The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde
Anne of Green Gables
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
The Time Machine
The Invisible Man
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
A Christmas Carol
The Great Chicken Debacle
The Awakening
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Jynx, My Sparkle Beast
What monstrosity has Kitty created?
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Name: Jynx
Gender: Female Age: Undetermined Species: Feline Coloring: Fur: Black with dark gray stripes; they're hardly visible. Wings: Also quite black, the better to blend in with her fur. Eyes: Green. The kind of green that will stare straight into your soul. Nose: Dark gray. Powers: The ability to control Sparkle Water, flying Personality: Jynx is what seems to be an absolutely adorable black kitten - until she unfurls her wings. When they lay flat against her back, you cannot tell her from a normal cat. But when she reveals them, you see her for what she is. Jynx is a cold and calculating sort - if you try to cuddle with her, she'll probably rip your throat out. Her claws are more-often-than-not bloodstained. The ability to fly means that she can dodge more attacks and retaliate quicker than most cats her size, which is the size of a normal house cat. Her speed is unbelievable, and she can lift objects that are more than five times her weight. This, however, is not recommended, as to lift a living being requires her to dig her claws in quite far. And from the scars on her owner, Kitty, it is clear that her claws are very sharp. Do not underestimate this cat - you will soon regret it. With your entire being. Jynx is not very forgiving, and she has a long memory. |
Recipes
Because we should never let Kitty near a stove.
Eh. Let's just say that I know how to cook a few things. Here, I'll put the ingredients and how to make everything that I've come across. If something's unclear, just neomail me and I'll try to help you with whatever you're doing. No promises, though!
Asian Fried Rice
Difficulty: Medium
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Pans:
-Large frying pan [or a wok]
-Small saucepan [for the chicken sauce]
-Medium/small frying pan [for frying the chicken]
-Pot for the rice [if necessary]
Ingredients:
For the rice:
-Chopped green bell peppers [amount up to you! I use about 1/2 cup.]
-Chopped green onions_ the more, the better! I use about 1/2 cup.]
-Diced carrots [I use about 1/2 cup]
-Peas [I use a frozen bag of mixed peas & carrots! I use about 1/2 cup.]
-Bean sprouts [you can normally find them in your oriental food aisle! I use 1/3 a can]
-White rice [instant or normal; it doesn't matter! I use 2 cups]
-Egg [you can either have one or two, depending on the amount of rice you cook. I use two.]
For the chicken:
-Chicken [amount up to you!]
-Soy Sauce [1/2 cup]
-Brown sugar [1/2 cup]
-Butter [1/4 cup or 4 tablespoons (tbs)]
1. Start cooking your rice according to the package's directions. When the rice is done, drain it and set it aside, covering the pot with a lid. DO NOT SALT YOUR RICE.
2. Chop your vegetables and open the can of bean sprouts. Set your egg(s) out on the counter.
3. Get a big frying pan (or a wok, if you have one) and stir your vegetables in it for a few minutes. Crack the egg(s) and scramble them in the same pan. Keep stirring the vegetables.
4. Add the rice to the vegetable pan. Before you stir it in, add a generous amount of soy sauce (pouring until most of the rice is brown). Stir the rice, mixing it well with the vegetables. Add more soy sauce, if necessary.
5. Set the rice/vegetable mixture aside, and pull out the small saucepan. Now we're going to mix the sauce.
6. Put the butter in the small saucepan and stir it with a whisk until it's mostly melted. Add the brown sugar, mixing it with the whisk until it's mostly dissolved. Add 1/2 cup soy sauce to the mixture. Stir the sauce until everything is mixed well together.
7. Chop and fry your chicken, but do not add salt or spices to it. (Undercooked chicken can cause salmonella poisoning; not fun.)
8. Pour the sauce into the chicken pan, stirring well to make sure the chicken is well-coated with sauce. Let the chicken soak up the sauce for a bit.
9. You're done! Heap the rice onto your plate, add some chicken on top, and prepare to enjoy one of Kitty's favorite meals.
Makes: If you use my guidelines, you can get five to six servings out of one batch of rice. Depending on how you alter the recipe, you can get more or less.
Keeps: Up to three-four days. You can save the sauce to use again, if you want, but be sure to heat it up later!
Warnings: The chicken sauce is INCREDIBLY addictive. Use at your own risk!
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