† Welcome †
Hello, little person. What are you doing here, at my home? Pathetic little begger, get lost or i'll chew you up.
Why arnt you leaving, guest?? I told you to get lost, and leave me alone. I have better things to do then stare at your gutt-wrenching face.
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*he perks his ears, and bares a pair of white fangs.*
I told you to get lost!!
Whaaat? You know Raz? Stupid woman, always bringing people like you to annoy me. If she wasnt my mother, i'd gnaw on her ankle. ....But don't tell her that....She'd get angry...and ....do somthing bad...
Fine. I'll speak to you if you promise to leave. You have to promise you'll get lost when we're through, i cant stand to keep looking at you, it hurts my eyes.
† Quick Stats †
Name: Draikulas
Alias: 'Draik'
Age In Human Equivilency: 26.
Fur color: Dark Gray, Black.
Markings: Doberman print, blood red, and crimson.
Evil Incarinte: Oh sure. You just want me to tell you I'm 'evil' don't yoou. I love when so called evil pets have girlfriends they love. That isnt evil, it's called a freaking anti-hero, you dip. I'm not evil. I just HATE you. Nothing personal.
Dislikes: Rodents, Spiders, dirt, mud, hot sun, pencils with dull lead, pencils with fuzzy lead, pencils made with lead (they're poisionous), eraser turds, paint, easter egg paint, vinilla (GIMME CHOCOLATE!), so called 'goth' pets, So called 'evil' pets, pets that whine ("Oh my life is so bad, boo-hoo, i'm all alone, lets be m ates."), Penguins, whales, dolphins, sea mammals, Dolphin safe tuna (what about the freaking TUNA?? Why not just eat TUNA safe tuna.), Usukis (besides the werewolf one).
Likes: Myself, Chocolate, and Tuna.
Music: Hard rock.
Hobbies: Barking at aishas ('cmere, Mwiba.) (except Cal, she's vengful), Reading books, Ignoring you.
Friends: Oh yes. With this cheery little face, i just have a lot of friends, don't I?
Enemies: Mwiba, Calesse, Bafink, KataruPhib
Wishlist: For me to be painted a fire wocky. Now. BUY THE FLOUD.
Major Dislikes: Yes, things i MAJORLY dislike, not to be confused with things i only dislike. I MAJORLY dislike dolphin safe tuna.
Currently Located: In the fair grounds at the haunted woods, in an abandoned stand.
Family: None known.
† History †
Now, i've been a character of Raz's for a while. Well, not really me. Like many of Raz's insanly many characters, I'm an alter persona of one of her main characters. This time, it's Draik. But I'm my own person. Like Phib2, i guess i'm Draik2. Ooh. Doesnt that just make you TINGLE.
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I started off originally as someone Raz would use to RP with her friend's wockies. But she really didnt have the time to go all out on me, and i really didnt care. Back then my name was DraikKun. You can still see my past self if you look him up. Laugh at him. Hah. Hah.
Raz made this account to make more pets. Which she has way too much of. She adopted Experimintation (X) Who i hear will be a mutant usul soon. Then she ran into me. Like usual, i was having some issues with my past owner. Apparently he or she couldnt put up with me, and kicked my furry butt straight into the pound. But it wasnt then that i met Raz. See, i escaped before that.
It took a while of silent plotting to get out of the pound. People would always come look at me, but at the time, i wasnt painted, and rather pathetic and diseased looking. I got passed over a lot. Finally, someone decided that maybe they could sell me off if they gave me a bath. While they dragged me out, i bolted, and lived in the carnival by the haunted woods for a while.
For most of the time it was very quite. No one really came by there, because nothing worked. It was all just little broken amusment rides. But then, people started coming to see this wheel someone fixed. Pretty soon the whole places is booming with pets that want to get scared. This, was bad. In trying to run away from the carnival, i ended up getting taken by another owner. This owner used me in their lab experiments until they grew tired of me taking up space, and kicked me out into the pound, AGAIN. I doubt the pound recgonized me, at the time i had been labbed a pteri. Raz came around, noticed my name and level, and snatched me up before my old owner even left. And, here i am.
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Nowadays, i still head to the haunted carnival. Now that i'm an 'owned' pet, i can go there whenever i want and not get taken away. I like this freedom...But it's been more then once that Raz has had to bail me out of the pound for getting in trouble.
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† My Rantings †
So Draik, are you one of those little gothic pets that whines all the time?? Hah. If for one second you think i'm one of those 'punkarse' pets that think they can whine and sob story you into liking them, then move on. I don't have any of that load of crap for you.
*he leans forward, and fluffs his tail*
Now, i'm no nice guy, i'll admit. I'm not evil either. You know what that means? I'm just freaking MESSED UP. That's all I am. Nothing more special then that. I don't have little magical powers, and i ceraintly don't commune with the dead. That doesnt mean i don't doubt it's existance. Just head to Kuavara's.
What i really hate though, is this self obsession with finding a boyfriend or girlfriend, and being famous. It's...distubring. What is the reasons behind that? I don't see any real reason to do any of that. I like being by myself. Growl on you, you lovesick.
As for fighting in the battledome goes, i've done only a few battles. Raz's pet Bafink does the battle crap. I just hang around in the bystands. I think i'm ranking 4th in her highest level pets, and 3rd in HP. Hrm. How amusing. And how...not what i care about.
RPING. Seems to be what everyone does nowadays. Sure, i'm up to it. I really dislike rping anthro though. I don't like anthros, because Raz, doesnt like anthros. Wooo. I'm gonna get mauled by anthro loves, arnt I? It's ok, Raz does have some anthro characters. Like Vain. Vain. Vain Vain. Silly word, i wonder if Vain is vain. Hrmph.
Now, what you've been waiting for. Tuna. Why, should you buy a tuna safe tunafish? Because my little ignorant strangers, every day, thousands of tuna are caught in the nets of tunafish nets. Who cares about the freaking dolphin, that gets caught maybe one in a hundred. Infact, almost 100% of all tuna fish nets have caught tuna sometime in their life. Now think of how many tuna nets there are in the world. Pretty scary isnt it? Why should you care about the lives of thousands of innocent tuna? Well, because, they're not quite smart, or cute, doesnt give us the right to ensnare them in nets. Go safe your cute animals. I say, save the damn tuna first.
Besides Tuna, i love chocolate. Chocolate is my life. If i was rich, i'd build a freaking mansion out of chocolate. It would be so freaking big, you wouldnt know what hit you. And if you licked the building, rabid doglefoxes would be relased to chase you off the property, while i sit and laugh my tails off as you run for your pathtic criminal life. Mm, my chocolate mansion.
Which reminds me. Notice somthing different about me? That's right, i've got two tails poking out of my butt. Am i magical? Does two tails make my butt a magical butt? If it does, i hope you're all jealous of my magical butt. It has two tails out of it. That means my spine must fork off or somthing. I wonder if that's healthy. Probably not, i'll die of arthritus or somthing when i'm old. Yay.
People look at my age, and think to themselves, "God he's old! He's 26 freaking years old!! Boo-hoo. Welcome friend, welcome. Welcome to a world where EVERYONE ISNT A TEENAGER.
My collar, i wear for decoration. It's not some symbol of Raz's enslavment of me. Perhaps it is to her. I think it's just amusing. Puffs out the chest fur. Stare at my puffy chest fur. STARE.
That's all i have. I'm out of material. Buy me a hot-dog, and i'll think of some more stuff to complain to you about. Until then, i'll see you later. Maybe i'll remember you.
I can't say much more. I'm still learning about myself. So while i do that, why don't you purchase some Tuna safe tuna, and head back for more updates.
† Um, Raz told me to give you this, Pheep, for some reason.
-blocked-
So Long! =3
