Hello guest, I'm Timothypham "Shoyru Sage" of the Olio Guild. I like Anime, Neopets, and Tennis. Welcome to my highly visited Screenie page. Come here as many times as you like, and tell others. Btw, I'm a proud Maraquan Warrior and contributed 261 points. My pets are awesome and Lethal. Mess with them and... well you know the drill.




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*Note: We are a prestigious guild known by few and respected by others.
Our guild is an exclusive Invite-Only. Each member is hand-picked.
We are l337 and we Pwn you.


My Pets

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My 3 Precious Pets, Ready And Equiped With Petpets. Don't Mess With Them.
If You Reeeally Wanna Push Your Luck, Then Click The Pics For Their Description.


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The BEST Phantom EVEER!!!



Just about as careless as anyone can get.. but it's fine with me :)



I was having an off day.. lol.



Something i found that eventually led to this
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The rest was compliments of the Brush :)



WOOT!! It's my birthday, o ya baby.



Hey cool, I like books.



Sweet, another book.



Your an Awesome King, Hagan...



O cool, thanks for another bo.. HEY... cheapskate.



That's a little better.
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Hey look... I got mail..
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Only 608 NP after ALL that HARD work. Is this YOUR way TNT for saying that I should stop
procrastinating, well thank you.. I just learned NEVER to RESPECT YOU EVER AGAIN.
Just joking your cool, I just have bad timing.

Maybe I should work on that timing... maybe i should work on that later... YAAA.
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There is 1 thing I'm good at...
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Extreme Potato Counter baby, atleast I got an AVATAR this time.. I mean.... hey look an avatar.
Atleast i got this fair and square unlike this guy
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Apparently the cheater got deleted or frozen cuz it's not there anymore
(I refer to the cheater as an object of hate for hacking)
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I'm Also Pretty strong at fighting :)...... Until i met HER
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By the way, for all you girls, That last sentence was based on true stories...
all 1,978,499,000 of them.




Hey look, all the bad stuff that happened to me (Don't worry, there was a list.)



After I got this, i felt obliged to play since i love my pteri.
I think it's a punishment for when I put a bunch of ... Let's move on...




Why thank you very much. I guess i wasn't punished after all.



The day TNT had to release fruit flavored... milk.



I think it's rigged



On the way to Fruit Machine :)



Somewhere........ in Neopets.



The floor.



I don't remember :)



My memory is reeally lagging today.



From walking around in Tyrannia.



Is this like an endorsement?



Just a bit.... no not really.



Aww, I was just on my way to post it. O well.



He growled and I got healed........ Works for me.



The reason why they let you fight Maintenence Pteri is
because they know that you are mad from seeing him and want to
fight him, but when they actually do let you fight him, he'll always win.



This was actually my best item from him.



I bet he ate it.



That's just CHEAP. TNT was showing favortism AGAIN. This isn't the only time it happened.



Another case of favortism. So so sad.



The day Neopets got pwned lol.



If you take a good look, you can notice that
everyone is looking at Ednas Tower.



YAY!! Sweet Deal. Average TP price is 700k.



It kinda lost it's meaning.



Maybe the sign was up there for a reason.



I wonder how you would go about coloring this.



HAHA!! I actually found an item from The Dump.



O that can't be good.



I think the Light Faerie hates me.

Atleast Queen Fyora doesn't :)



LOL, Queen Fyora boosted me 3 points in STR†HP, then i got ANOTHER 3 in STR on a Super Bonus.
Now Ain't That Something. And as another plus, i got the quest
while trying to get the codestone LOL. Sweet isn't it.



This girl's a Coltzan Fan



If you had hands then GO get it YOURSELF.



UNBELIEVABLE!!



This was a huge surprise.



This is soo dumb. I didn't know that 4 BLANKS would happen in the FIRST 4 TRIES.



LOL. I didn't know that was possible.



Neither was that -_-.



Oh, thank you for telling me not to search so that i can switch accounts and do it all over again.



Wow twins, you don't come across them very often.



o_o



-_-



>_<



Haa. Now that's hard to come by.



(Soo Cliche'^)<------ Soo Cliche



What a greedy bug.



Stupid virtual bug. If only I had a virtual foot.



Magic is soo cool.



Wow, i actually woke him. Now i know how my mom feels.



After I woke him i tried again.. and he yelled at me :(



Easiest quest ever. 20 NP :)



I got bored and started messing around and found out that the Japenese
version doesn't have Cereal Adventure or Mcdonalds.



My first try at Bob. It's been about 10 min. I wonder what will happen in 30 min.
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YAY!!



Hey what did I get? Soo Lame.



I wonder how the tooth came out?



That's a rich slorg.



I thought people go to a vending machine for COLA. I guess NOT.



TNAH= To Not Associate Here.



This doesn't surprise. It happens all the time, and i mean literally.



This was very surprising, I mean, I didn't
know that i was puny.



I wonder where the slime comes from?



I don't eat food that talk.



What a nice man.



Soo rude.



LOL...... I get it.



I always like aliens.



Nothing's better than a cold beverage!
































The Best 20 neopoints I've ever found.



Neopia is such a happy place...



I got pwned :(



That's gross.



Apparently my pets like me.



Whew.. close one there :)



My Biggest pot ever.



Hey guys, what's half of zero.



Ya I guess, a little mad is the word.



This took so long to get.



WOOOT!! ABOUT FREAKIN TIME.



SWEET!! If only i had a....


TROPHY!!



Hehe.... headstand.



I KNEW i shouldn't have taken that shortcut.



Uh...Oh.



UNBELIEVABLE...-_-



Which one shall i choose..



I hope the machine doesn't notice :)



I hope it's either Lindsey or a girl or else he'll think i'm... controvercial lol.



Refer to last picture, i tried to replace controvercial with another word...
lol, I'm not that sick guys.. or am I.



People are sooo ignorant.


Self-Explanatory... lol, i haven't said that yet have I.



LOL. What were Youuuuu thinking of.



TOTAL SPAMMAGE. I wonder why this wasn't deleted, but this topic was
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Isn't that soo wrong. Btw, the topic was "Do Pigs Fly



Coolest sig ever.



I think he was being serious :)









Fake Screens







That's soo wrong. How did he even get that... *puke*



Hey!! I don't want the stuff that's been in your trashcan. I want NP.



I can't believe it. I was hoping for a dubloon.



Lame.



O_O



I like Booby Prizes... lol... i said Booby.



I saw it coming.









Funny Items








Kaylas Little Pick Me Up, Sardplant/Thornberry/
Twirly/Grunion Fruit Grog


Land Lubber, Hogshead, Grog Light
Bomberry Grog, Walk The Plank


Marrow Tonic Water, Turnip Tonic, Purplum Tonic
Phear Juice Tonic, Gleenut


Big Beefy Hot Dog, Dung Cream Sandwich, Dung Ice Cream
Dung Cookie, Pootato








Game Avatars







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Not to be confused with total avi's.









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Rank 1: Have atleast 75 screens, 30 of which are NOT BOARD SCREENS,
Organized, a variety of screens, and link back to my screen page.


Rank 2: Have atleast 60 screens, 25 of which are NOT BOARD
SCREENS, Organized, and link back to my screen page.


Rank 3: Have atleast 25 screens, 10 of which are NOT BOARD
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My Awards


















The people who stayed until the very end get to see me go insane. Concept: Trying to open door.



LOL. I didn't make it, mixmasta485 said he did. All rights reserved to owner. Use of permission.


These are all that i have for now. Check back later
because i update often. Please screenie makers, don't steal any of my original ideas.
I worked very hard and will antagonize and spam if stolen. Have a nice day





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