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notes about Dipp's design:
Name:
Dippster
nickname: Dipp
species: Kau
color: Blue
gender: Bull
occupation: police officer
age: 63739 hours (about 40 in human years)
family: wife and calves
friends: none worth noting. Just work buddies.
level: 1
Strength: 14
speed: 8
defence: 10
Hp: 8
owner:moofest
owner's main account: wallaroo42
Likes:
We used to dream too I suppose...
Family portrait, though Daddy seems to be missing...
Dipp: Well someone had to take the picture.
Dipp and the boys dressing up in a fireman theme for the halloweens.
FEAR THE CUTENESS
Dipp: I wanted to be the one to stay home
and give out the candy but Gracia said I'd scare the trick-or-treaters
Tribute to Double K
because I can
Dipp: Why would I want to be like that o_o
Not secretly a DK fan
at all
he's not as stupid as he looks
ok... well, maybe he is stupid... but he's still cute, no?
About Barkley:
Got to be honest, despite 25 odd years of working the police force
Dipp still isn't financially sound enough to buy his own neohome...
maybe because he spends all his NP on fancy gear and cars...
Dipp: Hey, car upkeep is very important! I can't have dents in my Policemobile!
Stinks that I have to share this apartment with a bunch of obnoxious roomates.
Oh, you want to hear me complain about them? That can be arranged...
These are the freaks I have to deal with:
He's old, and he smells. And he NEVER picks up after himself.
This guy farts all the time, and I don't even think he bathes.
Plus, he always mumbles all this math mumbo jumbo.
And his petpet always leaks oil and catches on fire-
doesn't he ever do maintenance checks on that thing?
Plus, he doesn't wear pants... which is creepy.
I mean, I can understand casual but I don't want to look at that OR his shirt.
He must have only one shirt or something because he wears the same shirt every day.
It's so dirty, yuck.
Joe
Uhg, don't get me started on this one. She's LOUD, like all the time.
Even in the morning when all normal people are trying
to SLEEP. She's always playing annoying music
and she STINKS at dancing but she always does it anyways.
Plus, she dresses really weird. Girls aren't meant to wear top hats and overalls- who does she think she is?
She's stupid and always says and does random, obnoxious things. I swear she's TRYING to drive me up a wall.
I think this is the least obnoxious of all my roomates... which isn't saying much.
He's got WAY too much hair (not that I'm jealous or anything).
Dude needs a haircut. He also needs to stop carrying that giant sword around with him,
what does he think he's a pirate or something?
That thing gets caught on everything, he breaks my stuff with his clumsiness!
Luckily for me he goes out of town quite a lot... I think he sails or fishes or something.
It's good when he's gone but he always comes back smelling of stinky fish.
Bleh.
HORRIBLE NEWS It appears the quiet one, Vinki, has moved out for good...
and what came in... it's... it's...
horrible
But more on that later...
Here's a slight recreation of the apartment so you can see the carp I have to deal with here:
As you can see, me and my family live aaaaall the way on the right side far away from the imbeciles.
Unfortunately we live in a cheapy McCheap apartment where they couldn't even afford
to put a bathroom, kitchen, lounge, or broom closet in each individual room.
You know what that means.
It means I have to deal with them every time I need to eat, pee, watch TV, or...
uh... well, I don't really use the broom closet.
That's the janitor's problem
Dipp, of course, has a darling family of his own.
Dipp: You wouldn't be saying that if you were the one who had to change the diapers }:C
Anyhow... I suppose I may as well introduce the little buggers... oh, and my wife too.
Gracia
This is Gracia, she thinks it's hot when I burp.
Best. Wife. Ever.
Oh, I was going to say something else... right.
Gracia's pretty awesome. She's sweet, and gentle, and takes care of the kids most of the time
so I don't need to deal with them. She also does that food making thing... I think it's called cooking.
I tried it one and the kids laughed at me. Dern kids.
You wonder why I wear my uniform even when I'm off duty?
Gracia loves a man in uniform ;D
Also she doesn't wear pants. Am I lucky or what?
Able
This here is my oldest kid, Able. If all children were like him I would not mind them.
Able is quiet, well behaved, and hard working.
He also helps take care of the other brats, especially the little one.
He seems a bit fond of that baby, I can't see why.
He's very dedicated, and always does his best to please me.
Yes. Me.
Definitely the best of my kids, even if he doesn't always stick up for himself.
Trixie
Trixie, well... I've been told she takes after me.
Other than her similar coloring I don't really see it.
She's grumpy, and always want attention even though she never does anything to deserve it.
All she ever does is gossip and talk about boys. I'll never understand girl children.
She's also holding a long-term grudge against me since I don't let her pursue love interest with skeezebags.
She always gets angry... it's annoying. And don't start a fight with her you'll never win.
Baby?
Going to be honest, I have yet to name this one.
I'm too busy rubbing my soar pockets on the 600k it took to make the dern thing.
We'll get this straight here and now: I NEVER wanted a baby.
Gracia on the other hand... she wanted one.
She's lucky I love her so much, I'm telling you.
This thing isn't even any cuter than Able and we GOT neopoints for creating him.
Plus, all the thing ever does is cry and poop.
Have I ever told you how much I HATE diapers? I do. A lot.
Everyone else seems to LOVE him though, except Trixie- she's jealous he gets all the attention.
I've heard he cuddles and giggles and cute stuff like that.
I've never seen it. Dumb baby.
It warms my heart to know there are people out there who still care, it really does...
Portrait by the awesome dreamilly . Dipp was quite handsome when he was young, no?
Dipp: What do you mean was handsome?
A picture of Dipp enjoying a doughnut by the super-special hachi . I think Dipp was capture perfectly here
Dipp: I like it better when they draw me handsome T_T
Dipp being as manly as a cow can be by the awesomesauce train .
Dipp: Eerm... *raises eyebrow*
An adorable pic of Dipp by the sparkly pinkucafe. Doesn't it just make you want to squeeze him?
Dipp: No squeezing please... though I DO look awful cute...
A lovely rendition of Dipp from the fur-tastic horcruxface
Dipp: You can just SEE the intensity in my eyes!
A particularly unpleased looking Dipp drawn by the lovely
unravelers
Dipp: Dern straight... *grumbles*
A very accurate pic of Dipp by the smelly chels . He does this all the time
Dipp: I do not! Work time and doughnut time are two totally different times!
Dipp being his awesome copness by the frumpy this guy
Dipp: oh YUSS.
a cute chibi of Dipp by the nice jessy
Dipp: My clothes! *hides shame*
Disgruntled Dipp is disgruntled. Picture by the entirely gruntled carrot
Dipp: }:C
An intensely cute (and rhyming) picture of Dipp by the lovely aaron
Dipp: Imma cutesie :3
A more modest portrait of the old kau drawn by the frazzled yuki
Dipp: I'm not old! *hides bald spot with hat*
An off-duty Dipp relaxes on a part bench courtesy of the loafy muffin
Dipp: It's a good way to get away from the annoying children you know
This cute scene features Dipp's loyal spardel and was drawn by the friendly swanky
Dipp: Loyal my tail, gimme back my comfort food Barkley!
And here's Dipp nomming some doughnuts by the nutty this person
Dipp: Seriously people, I don't eat doughnuts ALL the time. If I did I'd be fat....er.
This adorable picture was made by the ever patient this other person
Dipp: Ah, back when I was a calf I was apparently in the boy scouts.
Tried to sell boyscout doughnuts but ended up eating them...
They still gave me badges which back then we wore on our hats.
Good times, good times.
So Dipp's in comics. Or something.
Dipp has appeared in the following Issues of the Neopian Times:
Issue 444
Issue 445
Issue 451
Issue 4568
You should read them. Or something.
ALSO
Dipp has this comic thing. For this thing... thing.
His comic is this thing
Drag for fullview... or else
And here's his GW ref sheet thing. FEAR IT.
new design
old design
Why, 'ello, 'ello, there!
The name's Kulii, and I'm the keeper of this 'ere comics! Biggest Kilt Lad fan in the world I am!
E's my 'ero! When I grow up, I wanna be just like 'im! I even 'ave my own kilt, Julia!
I keep 'er on my 'ead 'cause I 'eard that the dekiltinater can't dekiltinate if your kilt is on your 'ead!
Anyhow, enough about me, you dun care 'bout me, do you? You want the comics!
So.... I proudly present to you: The Kilt Lad Comics!!!
the first comic. Oh no, how will Kilt Lad get out of this one?
the second comic. Who is that mysterious person who saved Kilt Lad?
Comic number three! Ohhh... the suspense is killing me!
curse those air vents! CURSE THEM!!!!!
Oh no! the bad guy's back!!!
Plots are for squares!
yay for... lazy?
Well, buh-bye now! Hope ya liked the comics.
If ya didn't, I might just 'ave ta sneak into yer 'ome and kill ya in yer sleep! Just kidding! Or am I...?
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