Out of curiosity... do you like Faeries? No. Chapter 1: I was born alone and unloved in a log cabin in a dark wood with only my mother, father, and seven brothers and seven sisters, and twelve aunts, and eleven uncles, and fifty nine cousins. But I was born with a darkness in my soul that led me to kill most of my family before I was even a year old. I left the rest alive so that they may care for me, but alas they were eaten by bears. I mean Yurbles. So, after the debilitating loss of my family to the ferocious forest Yurbles, I left home to find myself. After journeying for miles on my journey of self-discovery, I got a job working at a food store. I thought everything was going well until that fateful day... On one particularly dark and dismal day, the darkness inside me decided to rear its ugly head once again. This time, it caused me to set fire to a Puppyblew orphanage. The cops, of course, tried to catch me but I was too fast for them and besides they didn't get a good look at my identity. I howled at the moon. That was when things really started getting bad. This gang of dirty rotten Shadow Darigan Pirate pets showed up with these fantastic resumes and my boss at the food store fired me in order to hire them. And then, the pound repossessed my beloved Spardel, Groucho, because I couldn't pay the mortgage on him. And then I got in a fist fight with these Skeiths and they dislocated my jaw. So they took my job, took my dog, and broke my jaw. It couldn't get any worse from here. But it did get worse. See, to recover from all this trauma I'd been going through, I thought I'd take a relaxing stroll through the forest of my birth. But then I was attacked by these chipmunks. I mean Xweetoks. See, I'd been keeping a bunch of trail mix in my pockets for a snack later, and they must have smelled it on me. Well anyway, these Xweetoks just tore me apart! They stole my trail mix and left me to my slow, painful, excruciating, dismal, and dark death. So there I was, dead. Just when all hope seemed lost, a magical swirly rainbow Faerie showed up and brought me back to life. But since she was only an apprentice Faerie, the most she could do was bring me back as a ghost. I was depressed about being a disembodied spirit at first, but I got used to it eventually. I'm still depressed, though. Just about other things... And that's why I'm a ghost. The end! :)     Cured at last!!!
Adoptables:
This is my special homemade adoptable set. Aren't they cute? Don't you want to put them on your page? Well, first I better go over a few basic rules:
     I won a petpage award because I'm rad. 
Feel like linking back so you can find this page again? Go ahead. Just copy this link onto your page.  Intro : Buds : Jokes : Art : Fanart : Toodles  Ah, excellent. I apologize for the less than cordial greeting, but I had to make sure you weren't one of them. Thing is, I have something I want to show you, but I don't want any Faerie-lovers to see it. If you were a Faerie enthusiast, I would have had to direct you to a false page to throw you off the trail of my super secrety secret. Faeries and their supporters don't want you to see what I'm about to show you. They don't even want you to know they exist. To be honest, it was a stroke of chance that I found out about this myself. They work so hard to keep these things hidden. They put countless amounts of magic into the suppression of technological knowledge. As such, few Neopets know these things exist, and even fewer know how to use them. But I do Well, here it is:  Isn't it beautiful? It's called a computer, and it is a source of endless joy. It can do math, make music, compute things and, best of all, it makes warm. There's no greater happiness than having a personal heater that can do math. 
Okay, now that I've got that done, you're free to browse my page as you wish. Making personal homepages is another thing you can do with a computer. It involves something called the 'internet,' but you don't need to worry about that right now. It kinda takes a while to explain... Back to top
I will now try to give you some background on the Faeries' treachery pieced together as best I can from the evidence I've found. Understand that my information is limited and if you want to learn the truth the best way is to research it yourself.
Long ago in the olden days of Neopia, our ancestors made a pact with the Faerie Queen. Neopia was in a Dark Age unlike any other at the time, and they must have felt this was their only hope. However, they had no idea what they were doing when they brought those demons here. With their magic, the Faeries were easily able to conquer the planet and set up their ominous floating citadel which they call Faerieland. Floating right above us, it was a constant reminder of our ancestors' folly.
... To be continued at a later date when more information is uncovered. I'm working on writing a novel on this subject, so I'll update this as I go. Punsie McKale, the psychedelic Kacheek:
Aw man, this dude is cah-razy. He's always great for a laugh, and excellent at keeping his mouth shut.  Stinkoman, the awkward Aisha: He's a good kid, but a bit of a nervous wreck at the moment. You should wait until he pulls himself together before you go visiting him. (And if you do, be kind).  Spammern, the erratic Techo: He's a cracked up froot loop if I've ever seen one. This little freak show might get on your nerves at times, but I'm pretty sure he means well.  Simon, the sorcerer Lenny: Meeting Simon was a lucky break. He's from the real world and is a valuable source of information about the fantastic technology available there. Plus we've got a lot in common. We're pals. Back to top Times are tough, but that's no reason not to keep a chipper disposition! Here's a collection of some of my favorite jokes perfect for cheering up depressed people or breaking the ice at social occasions. Please, feel welcome to recommend new jokes to me.
 But hey, look at the pretty pictures. They're (for the most part) arranged in chronological order from newest to oldest.                      Back to top I've recently been informed that I should call this category 'art by others' instead of fanart. I'd give you my response for this demand, but it'd be censored.     
And this one's for 'adoptables.' Because they're apparently different from fanart somehow. 
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No this isn't a screenshot of the hit Disney television series Phineas & Ferb with eyebrows drawn on it. This is a picture of me in my human form. Why are you looking at me like that? All Neopets have a human form. Everyone knows that, silly. 
Clara is cool because she's, like, really well drawn. I mean, look at her mouth. That's real craftsmanship right there. I'm soooo jealous of Neopets' artists. They're sooooo talented. I'm especially impressed by how expertly they captured the style of 13-year-old-girls-who-think-they-can-draw-just-because-they-have-photoshop-and-a-how-to-draw-anime-book. That's real skill, right there. Maybe if I go to art school and study real hard I could draw like that some day.
