Dereklink0010;

1/2 Plushie, 1/2 Hissi,

Completely Mute

Chtspk Alrt!1!!!

Lyk, HI!1! My nme is drklynk0010, Im a HIssy. Im cmptly MUTE, sos I lrned t rite on teh cmputer. I lrned to typ frm chtters onlyn_ My sIStr sys chtspk is dUm, but I dnt know hoW to rite ani oter wy...

(The following section is heavily edited to eliminate further chatspeak)

Well, I'm a hissi, like I said before. I'm mute. Yep. Can't talk. So I write a lot. Mostly in chatspeak. Mom edits a lot of the stories I write and sends them off to friends. Usually I'm a short story writer, but I'm helping Mom work on her novel. It's very fun; she often askes me to come up with funny pranks for her main character to play on another, totally grumpy one. To make sure all pranks are 100% funny, I test them on my sister, Rediah, first. No icky ones so far! *ebil grin*

I was adopted from my previous Mommy on Valentines Day, at night. It was a sad goodbye, but Kia said that the person I was going to would be awesome. And I suppose she was right, too. I luffles my sister and my Mom oodles! Lots of people ask me to come live with them, but I always say no. I know that there's a day when all Neopet owners go away... but I think that's a long way off.

What I like about living here the most though, is my sister, Rediah. She's so fluffy and nice! I hadn't seen a Lupe before I met her, but I think I ike them. I know I play a ton of tricks on her, but they're tricks of love. :P Mom says we're going to build a Neohome soon, and when we do, Rediah and I will have to share a room. Yayness! I can't think of anything better. Except maybe cookies. Oh yesh. :P

Ner...

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE! AUGH!!!

Art

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Thanks, Spiddi's CSS for the coding!