The Punk Cafe
Rockin' since 9/2/11
That will probably be rarely updated9/2/11
Site concept & current layout achieved!
To The Punk CafeHi there! Spouts a peppy looking young gelert. My name is Demophobic! You may call me Demo, though! You must be here for the Cafe, right?
Welcome to The Punk Cafe, a review site for all.
Read themI'd hate to be a bother, but my boss says you have to read the rules before ordering. She says, handing you a pamphlet.
Tossed SaladType of review: Bullet point list of improvements
Good for: Beginning sitemakers
Hello guest! Here is a list of things I liked about your site!
(insert good things about your site here)
Good job! And here is a list of things that could be improved...
(insert bad things about your site here)
HamburgerType of Review: Free Form Review
Good for: Anyone!
No form needed! In this type of review, you start off by asking a question, which I will answer. You may ask a question like, "How are the graphics on my page?". I will reply with an answer such as, "Most are high quality, however, you may want to check the picture on the "sitely" page, for it doesn't show up on some browsers." This can continue until you are satisfied with the help I have given. You may still use some of the side dishes if you wish; simply tell me which ones in your first neomail.
SandwichType of review: Short and concise
Good for: Quick changes
Hello guest! A few edits I would make to your site is (some improvements here). I really liked the (positive things about your site)!
Thank you for requesting from The Punk Cafe!
Type of review: Selected portions of the site
Good for: Anybody!
Hello guest! I saw you wanted select portions of your site reviewed! Here are the edits I'd make...
Section 1: Review here in letter-ish form
Section 2: Review here in letter-ish form
So on, so forth...
Type of review: Pros and cons
Good for: Beginner sitemakers
Hello guest! You have requested a Sweet and Sour Chicken review!
I find that in your site, I liked... (continued)
However, I disliked... (continued)
Overall, I'd give your site a ???/100.
Thanks for requesting!
Type of review: Full review
Good for: Anybody!
Hello guest! You have requested a T-Bone Steak review!
(I will proceed to tell you what I like about your site in-depth and give you a score out of 100.)
Type of review: ???
Good for: The brave!
Rubric: Unknown. o_O I will choose a random review and a random side dish to go with it. Be prepared!
To enhance your mealMilkshakes: Requesting this side dish will make me go easy on your site! This is usually good for beginning sitemakers.
French fries: This will make your review get a score out of 100, no matter what type it is.
Coleslaw: This is good for beginner sites. If you pick this side dish, you get a chance to be advertised on my site! I choose one every now and then.
Mashed Potatoes: Choosing this will make me tougher on your site, and may make it seem as if I hate your site, which I probably don't!
Applesauce: This will take away the scoring on any of the reviews, no matter what.
Mixed Vegetables: This will allow me to choose a random side dish for you! Only for the brave!
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