Welcome! Rules The Menu Side Dishes Sitely

Welcome

To The Punk Cafe

Hi there! Spouts a peppy looking young gelert. My name is Demophobic! You may call me Demo, though! You must be here for the Cafe, right?


Welcome to The Punk Cafe, a review site for all.

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Rules

Read them

I'd hate to be a bother, but my boss says you have to read the rules before ordering. She says, handing you a pamphlet.

Please credit before, during and after meal!
Be kind when requesting! I don't have to review your site if you are demanding.
I only review sites on Neopets!
I review any type of site! Guilds, request sites, apps, you name it, I'll review it.
Please, no stolen content or inactivity. This irks me.
Have fun! Ok, not really a rule, but it's a good one to know!


So, you read the rules, I see! Demo smiles. Let's get you seated and give you a menu then, shall we? She leads you to a booth in the middle of the cafe.

The Menu

Tossed Salad

Hamburger

Sandwich

Omlette

Sweet and Sour Chicken

T-bone Steak

Mystery Dinner

Tossed Salad

Type of review: Bullet point list of improvements

Good for: Beginning sitemakers

Rubric:

Hello guest! Here is a list of things I liked about your site!

(insert good things about your site here)

Good job! And here is a list of things that could be improved...

(insert bad things about your site here)

Form:

Hello Black Fox! My name is (YOUR NAME) from (www.neopets.com/~SITE_LINK)! I am requesting a Tossed Salad review! I would like (NUMBER OF SIDE DISHES) side dishes. Here are the ones I want: (SIDE DISHES). Thank you! ~(YOUR NAME)

Hamburger

Type of Review: Free Form Review

Good for: Anyone!

Rubric:

N/A

Form:

No form needed! In this type of review, you start off by asking a question, which I will answer. You may ask a question like, "How are the graphics on my page?". I will reply with an answer such as, "Most are high quality, however, you may want to check the picture on the "sitely" page, for it doesn't show up on some browsers." This can continue until you are satisfied with the help I have given. You may still use some of the side dishes if you wish; simply tell me which ones in your first neomail.

Sandwich

Type of review: Short and concise

Good for: Quick changes

Rubric:

Hello guest! A few edits I would make to your site is (some improvements here). I really liked the (positive things about your site)!

Thank you for requesting from The Punk Cafe!

Form:

Hello, Black Fox! My name is (YOUR NAME) and I am from (www.neopets.com/~YOUR_SITE)! I am requesting a Sandwich review with these side dishes: (WANTED SIDE DISHES HERE) Thank you! ~(YOUR NAME)

Type of review: Selected portions of the site

Good for: Anybody!

Rubric:

Hello guest! I saw you wanted select portions of your site reviewed! Here are the edits I'd make...

Section 1: Review here in letter-ish form

Section 2: Review here in letter-ish form

So on, so forth...

Form:

Hello, Black Fox! My name is (YOUR NAME) from the site (www.neopets.com/~YOUR_SITE_HERE) and I am requesting an Omlette review! I would like you to review these parts of my site: 1) LIST PART OF SITE HERE 2) LIST PART OF SITE HERE 3) LIST PART OF SITE HERE And I'd like these side dishes: (WANTED SIDE DISHES HERE) Thanks! ~(YOUR NAME)

Type of review: Pros and cons

Good for: Beginner sitemakers

Rubric:

Hello guest! You have requested a Sweet and Sour Chicken review!

I find that in your site, I liked... (continued)

However, I disliked... (continued)

Overall, I'd give your site a ???/100.

Thanks for requesting!

~Black Fox

Form:

Hello Black Fox! I'd like to request a Sweet and Sour Chicken review! My name is (YOUR NAME) from (www.neopets.com/~YOUR_SITE_HERE)! I wish to have these side dishes: (WANTED SIDE DISHES HERE) Thanks! ~(YOUR NAME)

Type of review: Full review

Good for: Anybody!

Rubric:

Hello guest! You have requested a T-Bone Steak review!

(I will proceed to tell you what I like about your site in-depth and give you a score out of 100.)

Form:

Hello! I am requesting a T-Bone Steak review! My name is (YOUR NAME) from (www.neopets.com/~YOUR_SITE_HERE). I want the following side dishes: (WANTED SIDE DISHES HERE) Thanks! ~(YOUR NAME)

Type of review: ???

Good for: The brave!

Rubric: Unknown. o_O I will choose a random review and a random side dish to go with it. Be prepared!

Form:

Hello! My name is (YOUR NAME) from (www.neopets.com/~YOUR_SITE_HERE). I am requesting a Mystery Dinner! Thanks! ~(YOUR NAME) <textarea>

Side Dishes

To enhance your meal

Milkshakes: Requesting this side dish will make me go easy on your site! This is usually good for beginning sitemakers.

French fries: This will make your review get a score out of 100, no matter what type it is.

Coleslaw: This is good for beginner sites. If you pick this side dish, you get a chance to be advertised on my site! I choose one every now and then.

Mashed Potatoes: Choosing this will make me tougher on your site, and may make it seem as if I hate your site, which I probably don't!

Applesauce: This will take away the scoring on any of the reviews, no matter what.

Mixed Vegetables: This will allow me to choose a random side dish for you! Only for the brave!

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