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Welcome
To La Pagina
La PAGINA DE COWCAD y JAWJUN!!! That's right, you've just wound yourself onto a completely awesome page devoted to
the craziness that is CowCad and JawJun... two best friends that laugh at everything, live life to the fullest, and are crazy
TO THE MAX.
What you shall be viewing on this page...
CowCadJawJunHistoryFunniesCredits
So what are you waiting for??? Get viewing.
CowCad
Caitcait Kellicker
So, there's this girl right, and she's about average height and average build, blonde hair, blue eyes, and really pretty. And
then there's Caitlin. hahahaha... justttt kidding. Caitlin happens to be almost exactly 6 months older than me... but a
whole grade ahead of me.. therefore, she is graduating come June, and I will be left all alone... with all of my other best
friends, haha. Anywho, she WAS going to go to marines or something of that nature, but now she is going to college. YAY!
Well, I mean, I guess either way. She plays instruments, like piano and sax and french horn and middy. Oh, and she
sings. She is one of my best friends, and we talk about everything. We can trust each other with our secrets. It's fun
spending the night at Abby's with her, because so many things are learned about people that we would have never
expected them from. She is such a good friend, and she will always be there for me.
JawJun
Juicer Georgie
OK, I know this other girl... and she's taller than average and super skinny, she has brown curly hair, and hazel eyes... that
actually like to change color. She's probably the weirdest, loudest, craziest person you'll ever meet, but she's a lot of fun.
Mehh, you already know her though... or you are in the process of knowing her if you are viewing this page. I would hope
that you viewed the page about her first, instead of the pages about her best friends, but... whatever. If you want to
know more about this amazing girl,
Go Here.
History
Of these strange people
On a planet far, far away, far past our solar system, into the out most reaches of the universe, is a small planet not known
to many. It is roughly the size of Pluto and is home to a most peculiar breed. Well, one day the scientists of this planet
"Mushroom" hatched a plan to find other life forms somewhere in the universe. They sent the two stupidest, jerkiest,
shortest pilots that they could find into a cramped rocket, and shot them out across the universe. Galaxy by galaxy
passed by until they hit a small planet we like to call Earth. When they exited the space craft, they thought they had
went to heaven, because two beautiful angel-like girls were there to greet them. Not knowing how to act, they opened
their mouths, and it was all over from then. Mousey and fazzo were never treated the same again. It became a new
rivalry, the aliens versus the girls. And there you have it. History.
But seriously, we became friends last year during marching band...... umm, actually, she hated me because she thought I
was stealing Beatrice away from her. Funny how life happens like that. Anywho, we became best friends because of
Lunch this year. We sit together everyday along with JD, Abby, and Mallory... who are also my best friends (And hers) and
we have mucho fun. We all are a part of this podcast I invented called
Honors Lunch.
There should be many fun times to come... hopefully some of them will involve crushing that little Mousey you read about a
bit ago.
Funnies
We Laughed, But you Won't
Caitlin and I are fighting with a water bottle and Josh is turned around. I signal to throw the water on him. He turns
around and leans forward to say something, right as we splash the water on him and he screams like a girl. Then he goes
to throw the water bottle away, and misses! Cait and I decided we are going to sneak away and leave Josh sitting
there.
Hey Jake" - Me
Then me and Josh duck under the table leaving Cait alone, and looking awkward... like she's the one who shouted it.
Do you know Jackson LeVault? - Abby
Yeah! I know him! He's a basketball player! - Cait
Is he in your grade? - Me
Dude! He's like... 30! Wait, I'm thinking of LaBron James. - Cait
GET THAT THROUGH YOUR LITTLE MOUSEY PEA BRAIN! - Cait
♪He-ee-ey Chipmunk! I wanna kno-ow, if you will be my squirrel!♪
You try to prove your not a man, and you go hunting? - JD
I don't have a *****! - Cait
I can't see it, a spec of dust was in the way - Me
That was funny, you're not laughing! - Cait
That's because it's true. He's crying on the inside. - Me
I'd tap you, but I don't know who you are - Cait
There once was a fat little mouse,
He was as ugly as Crouse,
He climbed into a tree,
And the owl was hungry,
So in short, he couldn't go back to his house
(because the owl ate him)
Credits
It's all by me anyway
Brushes from Hawksmont. Made in Gimp. Coded on the neopets pet page thing and a little in notepad. Took a few
hours... but that was mostly putting all the info in. Font is: THE MAPLE ORIGINS. DaFont... great font place. Fantastic
background was made by me... everything was, really.
Background from
Cloudy Day Layouts, thanks for asking(:
Thanks for taking the time to read that, and know a little bit more about what makes the world so awesome. Were it not
for us, and people LIKE us... this world would be a horrible place. So, not only are we thanking
YOU, but you
should be thanking
US(:
HAVE A NICE DAY!!! (and read about me and my other bests)