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Last updated: August 29 2006
Capara the Kyrii
Capara uses all her feminine wiles and amazing intelligence to trick her way to the top, however it hasn't worked yet... she is a hopeless cheater and nearly always loses.
Little Timmy the Tuskaninny
Timmy is very young and inexperienced. He started playing cheat as he thought it would make him look cool... however he is pretty useless at it, to be honest.
Branston the Eyrie
Branston is the lord of the dance floor, and when he isn't strutting his stuff, he loves to gamble. Self-obsessed and egotistical, Branston's mind tends to wander, so he isn't the best player in the world. He has been known to throw down his cards and leave in a huff in the middle of a game.
Chuffer Bob the Meerca
Chuffer is a good player, but his voracious appetite often gets the better of him. When he is hungry he can't concentrate, and this leads him to fidget. People like to play against Chuffer Bob because it's easy to know when he is cheating!
Brucey B is a Bingo caller by nature, but in his nights off he likes to play the odd game of Cheat. Still learning, but by no means a beginner, Brucey will catch you out with the old triple-bluff maneuver. He also tends to hide his cards under the table, so you will not know he has won until the last minute!
Kalora the Kau
Kalora is on holiday, and has decided to take in a few games of Cheat to earn some money. She considers herself an above-average player, and she knows when to quit! Her left ear sometimes twitches when she is cheating... but then again, you never can tell!
Young and spoilt, Princess Fernypoo is not accustomed to losing. Back in her father's castle, anybody who beat her at any game would soon be thrown in the moat. Now the young Acara has left home and does not have her father to protect her any more.
Agent 00 Hog
Cool, suave, and sophisticated, Agent 00 Hog has nerves of steel, and the ability to hide even the most blatent of cheats beneath a stern poker face. The ladies love him, and he is nearly unbeatable at whatever he chooses to play... do you accept the challenge?
The self-appointed, undisputed ruler of cheat. When his red eyes are staring at you, you can just feel them scanning your every movement... watching every move in your face. If you cheat, he will know, there is no doubt about that. Spectre is a Neopian millionaire, and on ly ventures out of his mansion when inexperienced players are up for a fleecing.
Level 1: 08 NP
Level 2: 12 NP
Level 3: 16 NP
Level 4: 20 NP
Level 5: 24 NP
Level 6: 28 NP
Level 7: 32 NP
If you have stumbled upon this humble, home-made guide, you know that you are in need of serious help. You are against Capara, and those other cheating idiots.
Cheat is a game of stealth, and amazingly, the only game that allows you to keep your neopoints while cheating.
Rules: They say that the rules are complicated-while they're quite simple. You have a certain amount of cards in your hand. You pick a number of cards (up to 4, make sure they're the same value) Then you go to the "select card values" buttons. You click on the values, and then press the go! button. The objective of the game is to eliminate all of your cards and advance to the next level.
Basic Game You are against three other pets in each level. You get a chance to clear some of your games in your first move. After that, the other pets discard cards of the same, higher or lower value. This is the time that you can catch the opponents CHEATING!!! But beware, cheating should on ly be done when it is really obvious. If the far right pet has not been accused by anybody, you have to put down a card higher or lower valued card of the card they just played. This is the time they can bust you. You sometimes have to cheat, and you can get caught. This is bad news for those who just play it safe, and never accuse.
Cheat! technique #1
Let's say that you discarded 2 Jacks in your first move. Then, one of the opponents discard 4 Jacks. You can tell easily that they are cheating. Remember that there are on ly 4 cards of each value. If they are trying to "discard" a number of cards of the same value you discarded that has a greater sum than 4, they are obviously trying to cheat. Don't let them do that, they'll just get away, on e step closer to winning themselves.
Cheat! technique #2
Another way to enhance your chances of winning! Lets say that an opponent is 1 card away from winning the game. You won't let them do that, will you? Heck no!!! What you want to do is a card-bomb(as I call it) A card-bomb is basically absolutely letting everyone slide, and then pass over to the pet almost winning. When there is a HUGE amount of cards in the discarded pile, you know that the bait is ready. When they put cards down, accuse them NO MATTER WHAT. Who knows, there is always a chance that theyt are cheating. better than letting them win without a fight. At least try, I use this technique all the time.
Cheat technique #3 This technique shows how to know how many rounds you are to winning, if not caught. You know that cards 1-4 with the same value are worth one round-you have 1 round to discard them. It doesn't matter, each value is worth 1 round. If you have 5 cards with different values, then they are worth 5 rounds. This technique isn't that helpful, but I recommend it. It isn't that helpful because you can get cheated in various events, like having to cheat because you don't have the right value to meet the requirements to discarding, so the pile goes into your hand, ruining your prediction.
FrustrationIf you are easily frustrated, well, it doesn't matter. Try one game of Cheat each day. If you have patience, then you could probably do 3-4 games a day. Don't worry, Cheat gets harder each level, so don't fret if you were doing exceptional the first few levels, and then started to do horrible.
Ups and downs The up side is, you can make more $$$ when playing. Other than earning a couple neopoints each time (see up top) Look for the Igloo Garage Sale ad in the left hand side. Always click on it, and buy something from it(if there is anything in stock) Since you refresh each time a move has been completed, the ad is more likely to show up. And what better way to spend all of your neopoints earned accusing other pets, than to make it grow! The Igloo Garage Sale always has items that are really cheaper (almost 1/4 cheaper) This is sort of off-topic, but it does go into the category of getting richer with Cheat! The down side is, this takes a long time away from your computer time.
Questions #1 Why did you make this guide?
A: Well, I had nothing to do, so...:)
#2 Yes, what does the card bomb have to do with this guide?
A: If you have READ this guide thoroughly, then you would have found that it was another way to save your butt from losing the game.
#3 Could you list what you get after each level is completed?
A: Yes, of course. Sharpnshorty neomailed me today, and said "You get the Bronze after you complete level 3, silver after 5, and gold after the you win the game - level 7." Thank you for all of your help, shorty!
#4 Cheat is fun, but my parents won't let me do the computer that often...
A:...A few things wrong with your question...
1 Not a question
2 Has NOTHING to do with cheat
3 Thats between you and your parents :P
PLEASE stay on topic, don't neomail me if your question isn't a question, or they are just pointless...
#5 I need to know the order of the card values, please.
Its simple really...Have you ever played pyramids? Its just like it. The card values are from ace, 1-10, then jack,queen,and lastly, king. Hope this helps :)
#6 Your guide...Is really bad. It isn't well written. I give it a 6. Why did you bother making this piece of garbage?
I made it so people can understand how the game is played. Go home.
#7 Is there a cheat to the game cheat?
...?no...just because there is a game called cheat...sheesh...
#8 Your game guide helped a lot, one question. On Cheat, when do you get your 2nd trophie?
I don't know the answers specifically, I'll look into that. Anyone who knows this info, please tell me, or I'll do it by my self. If you share the information, your username goes up on the thanks part.
#9 Your guide is really bad. I am going to tell all of my friends what a bad guide you have. hahaha.
Yeah.......okay. You do that. If by "friends", You mean little finger puppets. And this is the first guide I've ever made. So I'm going to tell all of MY friends to make hate mails and send them to you. Okay? Thank you. Bye bye.
#10 I bet I can beat you at Cheat in the world challenge, n00b!
.....Try me! First of all, I am more expierienced than you in neopets, for I have been here longer than you. Second of all, there ARE NO WORLD CHALLENGES IN THAT GAME!!!! And you call me a n00b.....Try making a better guide yourself! Hate mails, all around...what the **** did I ever do to you?
#11 Hi, I like the game cheat, but I still can't win it, after 3 months. Help?
I know you're tired of hearing this, but practice makes perfect. I know this from expierience. You'll get the hang of it.
#12 (sent by buttercupflowers)
YOUR CHEAT! ARTICLE IS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you must have never had any experience!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have the gold trophy and a lot of battlecards, which shows i have experience. you get np and battlecards for prizes for winning. and......the article is HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(its true!) if i were a new player, and i read it, played the game, i would have LOST. im planning to write a Cheat article for the Times, so watch the times for a more detailed way to play!
Umm...thanks? A coupla things for ya :
1 I have expierience, so I wrote this
2 MANY MANY MANY people said they cleared cheat because of this guide
3 I gave away battlecards cuz I had too much
4 Watch the Times for a more "detailed" game of cheat? Hey ****er, this is a general guide! how do you know they'll accept your "detailed" guide? I say, say aye if you think this stupid **** s full of it. neomail it to me, and you get your name on the thanks wall.
Q I liked your cheat guide...one question. The TNT said i won the gold trophy, thanks to your guide. (thank you!!!) But the trophy never came. Why? Sent by Anm.
A Unfortunately, this doesn't happen very often, but it did to you. report this error to the TNT. I suggest you do it over again, but try both. Sorry to hear about it! #13 Q The Cheat game should be updated with better features, like they did with other games, shouldn't they?
A Although I usually ignore these kinds of questions, I thought this one was particulary interesting. Yes, I definitely agree with you. Other games like feed florg or meerca chase, have been updated with cool new features. Will it hurt you, TNT, to make a better, more attractive looking Cheat game???
#14 I like your guide, I must ask though, how do you get the gold battle cards? Do you have to do anything special? Sent by kadabra1993
A: Yes, you must. Our team has said that the better you do on the game, the better your card is. test it to see if this is correct. It might have been a glitch, MAYBE. Good luck!
Note: This question is similar to #14
#15 Hey there. Someone referred me to your cheat article, which was pretty good (I use most of the suggestions you made already, so they must be good cos I rock out at Cheat!). Anyhoo I had a question that you didn't address. I was wondering if the battlecard you sometimes get after winning a round is dependent on something like how many times you call cheat on someone or how many times someone calls cheat on you etc, or if it's totally random. The only consistent thing I can figure out is the battlecard is always of one of the opponents you just defeated. Thanks Rock On!!!! This message was Sent in by darcy_kroeker
A: Yes. please read the answer on the top. TIPSSSSSS!!!!
Thank you for this tip, chalred23! Gather round your family and friends, grab a deck of cards, and try practicing Cheat! It takes up no computer time, gives you lotsa practice, and you might...just might win some $$$, if you turn it into a betting game. (betters only!)
Neomail me if you want a tip that you think is really good up on this guide! But just a warning... Tons of people have been neomailing me lately (Mostly Thank-yous and fan letters, and occasionally hate mails) and I might skip yours, accidentally of course. If you want to give it a try, go for it.
Let get started There are a couple of tips to insure your winning at Cheat!!!
Tip- Almost NEVER cheat. No matter WHAT level you are on, there is almost a 75% chance you will get accused of-so don't cheat. Almost the on ly time you should cheat is the time You don't have the right value of cards. Example, They want you to put down a five, but all you have is a 9....and thats the on ly card that you have. Put it down, nless you have a card value of 4,5, or 6.
Want to make $$$? Are you that kind of person who is in the Cheat business just so you can make moola? Well, so am I. This is simple, and provides neopoints as well as entertaiment... You pay 50 neopoints, but come out with a larger sum. How can that be? Well, you accuse every time the player declares what their card is. Simple? Yes. Fetches neopoints? Yes. But note, DO THIS on LY IF YOU ARE IN IT FOR THE MONEY ALONE, AND YOU DON'T CARE IF YOU WIN OR NOT. If you care about winning, then don't accuse every chance you get.
Yes, you do not require a high-score to get trophys. All the more reason to love this game!!! This guide will be updated more often, as I get more information.
Comments? Would you like to see anything added on here? Just Neomail me.
Can't hold in your Cheat instinct? Well, you're in luck-Cheat all you want!!!
So the question is... are you going to let the chance slip...or are you gonna be a CHEAT CHAMPION???
Also, if you want a guide for neverending boss battle, then click on the link over there. http://www.neopets.com/~grammaunit1 Beware, though, this is still under construction...you have been warned!!!
Sharpnsporty For contributing the Trophy part of this guide!!!
chalred23 for that tip to practice without computers!
darcy_kroeker-Good question! rock on felow cheat players
kadabra1993_You too, Cheat player! If you contributed to this guide, I will put your name here (if you want me to)
Thank you for reading!
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