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We're anticipating the Cup in June! Best of luck to everyone, and by that, I mean us. *cackle* Here are some banners for your userlookup. I found the ones at the top on other petpages.

I Support Kreludor!


these ones by michael:















I made this one below:




Board Titles:

These are a lot, but not all of the KFC titles. I will continue to add them to this page. Please ignore repeats.

Section 1:








Favorite Section 1 Title:
KFC:// Yooyu-sed all the dipping sauce!

Runner-up:
KFC:// Faerieland was one thing, but let's see them land on Kreludor


Section 2:






Favorite Section 2 Title:
KFC:// Please don't think our puns are fowl

Runner-up:
KFC:// Eggs are not the only things that have cracked...


Section 3:

Including these which I forgot to screenie:
KFC:// Coming to a town near you!
KFC:// We asked for chicken to become a color, but it didn't fly



Favorite Section 3 Title:
KFC:// We asked for chicken to become a color, but it didn't fly

Runner-up:
KFC:// Our Tale of Woe: The Deep-Fryer


Section 4:




Favorite Section 4 Title:
KFC:// That ending was more anti-climactic than a chicken's life


Section 5:




Favorite Section 5 Title:
KFC:// We hope there is no Chicken Plucking Day

Runner-up:
KFC:// We're marketing edible featherdusters - they taste like chicken!


Section 6:
(R.I.P. the 3 pwnful boards that were deleted by TNT and cannot be shown)





Favorite Section 6 Title:
KFC:// We go to Maraqua for our Chicken of the Sea

Runner-up:
KFC://Waiter? Chick, peas.


Vote for your Favorite Section --- Title

Neomail me (confiserie) with your favorite listed title.
Please put "KFC voting" as your neomail title, and only mail once.
The winning title will be announced on ---, but please vote ASAP.
For voting purposes, titles are divided into sections.
You have to be a KFCer to vote ;)



Board Screenies:














On "talk like a pirate day" :























 Board Crashers:
(names have been changed)
















 Us Pretending to be n00bs:







 Left-over Chicken:

KFC Birthdays
(Neomail me to add yours. I also use this list to send neomails when the board moves and whatnot.)

Username:
Date:
allyb21 January 7th
kikogirlx January 19th
star138 January 20th
tiger_team261 January 23rd
lapin_chanceux February 10th
arsa1234567
lioness51243 		February 24th ²
swanson2469 February 25th
gowk March 9th
superwow123
sealuforce 		March 11th²
dohrianne March 14th
_miraine_ March 31st
x__enigma April 6th
velveteen April 8th
eeorer9 April 18th
faerie_angel555 April 19th
sara702 May 6th
star8503 May 9th
volcanic May 10th
confiserie (me) May 25th
tsophia May 27th
poppet987654321 June 3rd
the_great_latias June 6th
xxking_kauxx June 19th
grnslam08 June 29th
n00btactular July 15th
zapuruxo July 22nd
niddyz August 3rd
penelopessister August 5th
avmann August 8th
da4getflnes August 10th
sepyx August 14th
bioghost3 August 26th
zach_neo_246 August 29th
jubbiy
secretninja400 		September 13th²
digiexpert35 October 29th
cubie_J November 17th
iwakura___lain November 19th
the_real_poetess_123 December 3rd
kavalheiru26 December 8th
ejwarrior08
callieann255 		December 10th ²
pikestaff December 22nd
incrediviolet14 December 25th


The Clan
(neomail me to add your grundo- must be smiling and already customized to your liking)
If your pet below is still a gear, feed it xP and let me know.







KFC Mock Election Results

Most Likely to go on an All-Chicken Juice Diet: Jules

Best N00b-er: Jules

Most Sarcastic: Rachel
(thanks for the Crab Apple Chia Pop, soldier xP)

Most Likely to Steal the Secret Recipe: Soldier

Best Yooyuballer: Miraine

Most Likely to Have an Entire Conversation in Emoticons: Callie

Most Likely to be Involved in a "Drinking-Chicken-Juice-Through-A-Straw" Accident: Michael

Most Likely to take over Neopia: Rocket

Most Qualified to Actually Work at KFC: Niddyz

Punniest: Niddyz

Dorkiest: Michael

Best match for Duckie: Inconclusive (my suggestion: "everyone!")
Biggest Flirt: Jules

Most Likely to be Married 20 times (in RL that is): Inconclusive (votes: Duckie, Jen, Sophie, Rachel, Jules)
Most Likely to Fight their Kids for Computer/Neopets Time: (tie) Jen and Soldier

Best Would-Be Couple: (tie) Jen + Niddyz and Rachel + Niddyz (back off, he's mine! )
My Chicken God Drawing



Jules' Drawing of Chicken Gods
(playing poker of course)






Other KFC Pages

Jen's Gallery
Niddyz's KFC Stories
Ally's Page


So you want to be a KFCer?

The Lingo

Chicken God: noun: Chicken blesser; Bringer of chicken rain after board asplosion; Punisher of chicken-haters

Orange and Purple: adjectives: Your new favorite colors

*smack*: verb: Love smack; Display of affection that does not cause significant pain; *smack à ¢ï¿½à ¥*

Board Crasher: noun: A poster who does not properly introduce themselves before joining in; Nonsense poster;
Poster that leaves shortly, never to return

The Fine Print

Pwner of 24th page makes the new board. In the event of a "board crasher," the next poster claims right. Pwning rights can be given away. Excessive posting of "page pwn" will get you shunned. Don't bug us about animal rights. Spamming most likely results in you getting ignored/reported. We don't want to be your neofriend if we have not talked, no matter how cool your pet fish is (if it is a chicken, it might be a different story). Not liable for dung-throwing at those posting chain letters. Do not anger the chicken gods. Save the live chickens before the board asplodes, and please, fasten your helmets :)


Sorry but that is all I am allowed to share with you.
You must venture into the KFC board to find out more, I'm afraid.
Bring plenty of chicken (for your own safety).
But before you go, why not try out what you've learned?

confiserie: What is your favorite color?
guest: Orange and purple!
confiserie: You can only pick one, sorry.
guest: Is this a trick question? Umm...Orange?
confiserie: Sorry, that is not correct.
guest: Okay...Purple.
confiserie: No.
guest: O_o But you just...you just...-ASPLODE-
confiserie: Not crazy enough...Next!


Those crazy kids!


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