aaabooouuut!

after playing neopets for many a year, i finally found my dream item. the item i most relate to on neopets. some people are ga-ga for paint brushes. some folks train their pets like crazy.
me, i collect screaming sophie toys.
on december 6, 2006 the advent calendar gave out the singularly most fantastic toy in all of neopia. since that day, i have been on an never ending quest to collect and amass an army of screaming sophie toys. to date i have

759

of the poor terrified darlings. i believe i must have the noisiest deposit box at the bank.
click here to see the original advent calender animation.

f.aaaaaaaaaaaaaa.qs!

though it seems indeed you are screaming quite loudly, why is it we neopians never hear you?
quite simply, sophie screams at a unprecedented frequency and pitch unable to be heard by human ears. in fact the only beings who truly suffer the agony of sophie's true vociferous power are the undead. be glad you are not a zombie.

what is it that you're screaming at?
screaming sophie is screaming at zombies. watch the original calendar animation. wouldn't you scream, guest?

do you have any tips for a beginning screamer?
always limber up and remember to breathe from the diaphram. standing on tiptoes often helps as well.

all that screaming, do you ever find you get a sore throat?
screaming sophie keeps her voice tuned up with a nightly cup of thornberry tea. when it comes to serious vocal strain, a liberal dosing of kikoughela syrup does the trick.

thaaaaank goooodness for hoooooome remedies!!

what other neopian item had the good fortune to be handed out at the advent calendar on the same day as you?
My Neighbour the Zombie, a fine story to read while relaxing at the beach.

mmmmmm....liiiiiiiiiterature!

what is with that mini-golf team thing?
quite simply, easydamsel has an odd sense of humour and one day while playing mini golf she said to herself, "boy, i sure am glad i don't have to play this game lugging around all those noisy screaming sophies, because i'd never make a shot." then she thought, "boy, it sure would be hard for screaming sophie to play mini-golf." logically her next thought involved how difficult it would be for bobbleheads to play golf as well - which lead to the creation of the league. because how funny would it be to be golfing behind them? so, um..yeah...easydamsel is an odd duck.

aaask soooophie!

dear screaming sophie,
i am having troubles at school, my parents don't understand me, my feet stink and the snowager always blasts my pets and me. i don't know how to get out of this slump - do you have any advice?
signed,
troubled in terror mountain

dear troubled,
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! aaaaaargh! aaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! aaaaaargh! aaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! aaaaaargh! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! aaaaaargh! aaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! aaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! aaaaaargh! aaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! aaaaaargh! aaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
~screaming sophie

dear screaming sophie,
everytime i see this one boy, i blush and stammer and can only look at my feet. how can i stop looking like a complete goofball every time i see him?
stammeringly,
nervous in neopia

dear nervous,
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! aaaaaargh! aaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! aaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! aaaaaargh! aaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! aaaaaargh! aaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! aaaaaargh! aaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! aaaaaargh! aaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! aaaaaargh! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! aaaaaargh! aaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! aaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! aaaaaargh! aaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! aaaaaargh! aaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
~screaming sophie

dear screaming sophie,
it's the holiday season and i have two very difficult to shop for sisters. what do you give the dark faerie who has everything?
spitefully,
dark shopper in meridell

dear dark shopper,
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! aaaaaargh! aaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! aaaaaah!

• aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
• aaaaaargh! aaaaaah!
• aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! aaaaaargh!
• aaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
• aaaaaargh! aaaaaah!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! aaaaaargh! aaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! aaaaaargh! aaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
~screaming sophie

do you have a question for screaming sophie? maaaaail her.

poooooooooems!

pretty green sophie
in silence screams with gusto
mimes beg for quick relief
by navynora

sonnet 179
little toy, my ears delight
to hear thy sounding call.
though it keeps me up all night,
you keep me in your thrall.

small and terrified green little girl,
sounds outside filling you with dread,
you opened the door to snow aswirl,
and faced your neighbors undead.

oh! how the frosty air spilt!
ah! how ears did ring!
oh! none could believe it.
ah! the clamour from that little thing.

screaming sophie...vociferous, it's true.
yet i - save my ears - will always love you.

mini goooooolf leeeeeague!

these are other items on the site who adore screaming sophie as much as i do. they are all part of a very high-scoring mini-golf league. every wednesday afternoon you can find them bobbling away on the back nine. do you have any idea how hard it is to line up a shot when your head won't stay still?

soooophie iiiiitems!

these are various and sundry other (far inferior of course) sophie themed items from the site.

liiinks!

sophie in the neopedia
sophie's stew game
haunted woods
neovia
sophie's shack
tale of woe
tale of woe stats
tale of woe solution
how to draw sophie
sophie backgrounds

get you very own sophie avatar

sophie fun images:

coooontaact!

maaaaail easydamsel.

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creeeeedits!

• css scavenged from Spiddi's Layout Generator and other various googled sites.
• heffaklump font from pinkpt
• screaming easydamsel toy image was all my fault.
• the numerous and superfantastic people who have sold, donated and recruited for my screaming sophie toy collection.
• thanks to my loveys at the TOPS plot board, the help boards and my superfantastic crazy corner cafe guild for the suggestions for questions.