Welcome

I am BitsyBoy555. I live with my owner hobbittsy who is so very kind to me. (She made me say that ... but it's ok because it's true.)

I started life as a green scorchio, and was made Maraquan by the Fountain Faerie. I took third place in the Beauty Contest on July 14, 2006 - that's my BC picture at the top of the page. It's not exactly a Rembrandt, but I think it captures my cheerful nature.

* holds up mirror * Unfortunately, Boochi zapped me with his ray gun in February 2008 and I turned into a snivelling little Baby Scorchio. Hobbittsy and I hated that and so I went to visit the secret laboratory for experimental treatments for a while. I was a Desert Scorchio and then turned into this striking Shadow color which I've decided to keep for now.

I am Hobbitty's first pet, and I'm training for the battledome. I've gotten to be pretty good and have beaten all the Defenders of Neopia challengers, as well as many of the plot challengers.

This page is a bit of a mishmosh - it has tidbits of things about us that we get asked.

Neopets Premium

I'll let Hobbittsy explain this in her own words:

I am a Premium member and I like it. My favorite three things are the Super Shop Wizard, seeing no ads on my Neopets pages, and the weekly Space Faerie Scratchcards. (I won a scratch card jackpot which really helped my savings a lot!)

Before you decide whether to spend your hard-earned real money though, I suggest that you check out the very good FAQs by Leto and LeenaLu.

Yes, I still have one or two referrals left. If you want one, you can neomail me.

Quests and other Help topics

Yes, we've had several Fountain Faerie quests. Some of my lovely brothers and sisters are spiffy looking, too, thanks to the Fountain Faerie. (Although some of them got their paint jobs from playing in the secret laboratory.) We've also had visits from all the other uber faeries. As far as we can tell, it IS totally random - play a lot of Neopets and you'll get plenty of quests. (Try doing things that refresh the screen a lot like Pyramids or NeoQuest.)

Hobbittsy spends a lot (yes, really a lot) of time helping on the Message boards (the QB and the HC, and sometimes the Premium boards and others). Perhaps you've run into her there. We're sorry but we can't respond to Neomails asking for help. If hobbittsy is logged into Neopets, odds are that she'll stop by the Boards and answer questions. You'll get a much faster response by posting there and getting help from someone who's around.

There are a lot of very dedicated and helpful players on Neopets, and they have put a lot of time and energy into creating useful reference information.

Here are a few great pages that other people have written about Quests:

Here are a few collections of pointers to good help pages about all sorts of things:

We do NOT donate to people, so don't bother asking! And help is free - Hobbittsy never asks for gifts or rewards for helping people.

Thanks

Hobbittsy has found many lovely people on Neopets!!! She suggests that everyone who enjoys Neopets find different ways to express it. Some ideas she has used:

  • Support friends and helpful people with votes when they enter the Beauty Contest, Caption Contest, etc. But don't vote for people who break the rules by posting vote boards in the wrong place.
  • Post a thank-you when someone has helped you on the boards (but don't make a new thread for that)
  • Donate to the Money Tree
  • Send neomessages of thanks to people who've helped you
  • Submit people to Purple Whispers or other thanks pages that you might find
  • Nominate helpful guide pages for user awards (I don't have a list of these but they are not hard to find)
  • Send out small gifts, but don't announce it or ask for anything in return. And make sure not to offer tips or rewards since those can be seen as payments, which aren't allowed.

Borrowing the Bony Grarrl Club

Did you come to find out about borrowing Hobbittsy's Bony Grarrl Club for the avatar? She used to lend it as part of the AIL (Avatar Item Lenders). She stopped because it took up a lot of her Neopets time but if you really need it and can't find another lender, neomail her and see if she'll lend - she might.

The collateral as of this writing is 50 Million NPs, but she'll check the current prices if you're requesting to borrow. During the time she's owned the club, prices have ranged between 14Million and 75Million. She paid somewhere in the middle of those.

She will accept either ETS (easy-to-sell) items or pure NPs. If you want to use pure NPs, it requires an auction and you'll need to be accepting Neofriends requests. We don't care about "recommendations" or the age of your account, or whatever. Just give full collateral. Please make sure to list the collateral you want to use, and spell it out. We dislike playing guessing games to figure out what a bunch of alphabet soup is supposed to mean.

Before Hobbittsy agrees to any loan, you'll need to get a grarrl and feed it to bloated so it doesn't eat things out of your inventory. Yes, they WILL do that - and they'll eat ANYTHING including rocks, toys, and weapons. You could also put it into the Neolodge which will keep it fed - if you're keeping it around, we highly recommend this.

We also recommend putting 40 or so pieces of junk into your inventory to protect against Pant Devil, Grundo Leader, or similar events. Some people like to include a few Pant Devil Attractors in the mix. I'm not completely convinced that they work, but they don't hurt.

To get the avatar, just equip the club to your grarrl. You should get it right away. Then remove the club, set up the return trade or auction, and neomail Hobbittsy to let her know you're ready.

If Hobbittsy is ignoring your Neomails, it's probably because you're not following the rules listed. Or because you're using chatspeak, or bad grammar and spelling, and she can't understand you. Or more likely, because she's busy with real life. Remember - YOU are asking US for a favor so we get to be capricious.

Oh, and lending is completely free! We do not ask for tips, gifts, or favors in any way. If you want to do something, please be kind to someone else!

This, Too, Will Pass

Hobbittsy used the tagline, "This, too, will pass" for a long while, and several people have wondered where it comes from or what it means. It is a line from several folk stories, and also appears in many poems and song lyrics. One story is a Zen teaching story or koan, one is an old story that Abraham Lincoln and Pete Seeger both told, one is a Sufi story, and another is a Jewish teaching story which I'll tell you:

King Solomon thought he would have some fun, and asked one of his advisors to find him a magic ring he'd heard of. This ring would make happy people sad, and sad people happy. The advisor was given a deadline, and the king thought that he would never find such a ring and it would be a chance to tease him.

The advisor searched everywhere he could think of. He researched it in books, hunted in shops, asked travellers, and sent messages to wise men throughout the kingdom. But he found no trace of such a ring.

The morning before the ring was due to the king, the advisor was walking through the market in the poor quarter of the city. He saw an old man unrolling a worn carpet and beginning to lay out his sparse display of jewelry and trinkets to sell. In desparation, he asked, "I don't suppose you've got a magic ring? One that makes happy people despair, and sad people rejoice?"

Wait just a minute," said the old merchant. He rummaged in his bags and brought out a plain gold band and his tools for engraving. He carefully inscribed something on the ring and then handed it to the advisor. The advisor smiled happily, paid the merchant generously, and then tucked the ring into his pocket.

The following day, King Solomon called the advisor to him in front of the rest of the court. "Well, I suppose you haven't found this magic ring?" asked the king. The advisor smiled, pulled out the inscribed ring, and presented it to the king with a flourish. The wealthy and powerful king's face saddened as he read the inscription aloud:
This, too, shall pass.

Some other taglines that Hobbittsy has used and liked:

  • Those who dance are thought crazy by those who cannot hear the music. Dance Anyway
  • Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive. And then go and do that.

Goals / Wishlists

As I mentioned earlier, I am the Battle Pet of the family. (flexes muscles) I am working hard to train so that I can be ready if there's another plot with battling. I use 7 codestones now each time I go for another course, so we're sure happy to see codestones given out from Key Quest!

Hobbittsy is a looooong, long way from her next big savings goal which is getting collateral to borrow the Super Attack Pea (SuAP) for the avatar.

I like to read, too. Since Hobbittsy reads so much, it's something we can have in common. I'm not anywhere close to getting the book award - it's just for fun.

And of course, we're always working on getting more avatars and adding to our galleries. It seems like there are always more things to do on Neopets, which is what keeps it interesting.

Avatars

The Helpful Zafara is Hobbittsy's favorite avatar, and the one you'll most often see her wearing. She does swap around now and then for holidays or for a change. When she's just gotten a new one, she often wears it for a while.

These are all the secret avatars that we don't have yet - just to help us remember what to work on:

  • Chocolate
  • Ghost Krawk
  • Super Attack Pea! - We'd LOVE this one! I have a brother Pea Chia waiting.
  • Snowager (visiting daily)
  • Brightvale (Wheel of Knowledge) (visiting most days)
  • Mediocrity (Wheel of) (visiting many times a day)
  • Master Vex
  • Lucky Streak
  • Kacheek - Herder (250 in Extreme Herder)
  • Revenge is Sweet (Whack-a-Staff-Member)
  • Volcano Run (3,500)
  • Grand Theft Ummagine (1,100)
  • Typing Terror (3,600)
  • Petpet Rescue (250)
  • Meepit Juice Break (3,500)
  • Destruct-O-Match II (2,500)
  • Mynci Beach Volleyball (850)
  • Ice Cream Machine (14,500)
  • Ace Zafara (550 in Advert Attack)
  • Attack of the Slorgs (1000)
  • Petpet Sitter (2500)
  • Jelly Processing (1,000 in Hungry Skeith)
  • Smuggled Dubloon (800 in Dubloon Disaster)
  • Techo - The Buzzer Game (300)
  • Yoinked (1250 in Freaky Factory)
  • Meerca Chase (1250)
  • Deckswabber (900)
  • Maraquan Raider (850)
  • Dr. Grumps (900 in Gourmet Club Bowls)
  • Gadgadsgame (1000)
  • Ultimate Bullseye (225)
  • Chia Bomber (1300)
  • Extreme Potato Counter (200)
  • Invasion of Meridell (Mission 7)
  • Korbat's Lab (top 50)
  • Escape from Meridell Castle (top 50)
  • Grundo Snowthrow (top 50)
  • Math's Nightmare (top 50)
  • Plushie Tycoon
  • Random Contest
  • Caption Contest
  • Lenny Conundrum
  • Kadoatery
  • NT Star
  • Avatar Collector (top 50)
  • Lost Desert Stamp Collector
  • Haunted Woods Stamp Collector
  • Tyrannia Stamp Collector
  • Virtupets Stamp Collector
  • Chef Bonju
  • Mystery Island Stamp Collector
  • (No point listing those avatars known to be retired)

Galleries

hobbittsy and I have a gallery of Vegetarian foods. It has gotten HUGE because there are just Soooo many cool vegetables and veggie food items that we couldn't stop adding them. We know there are even more that could go in there but we've slowed down on keeping it up. It costs a lot to put more room in now, and it seems like it has gotten too big to be interesting. At some point, we'll probably reorganize or change themes.

Asparagus, pea, and peanut items are in another gallery, and its wishlist is in its blog (although there may be a few more items that belong in there).

Thanks very much to those friends and acquaintances who've given gifts, as well as those who've given things that helped finance these purchases. No list of names - you know who you are!

About Hobbittsy

What, you want to know more about Hobbittsy? OK, here's what she has to say:

I'm an adult. I have one son who is now in college. I spent many years as programmer and project manager for a big company, and now I'm thinking about doing something else but I don't have a definite position yet and am currently unemployed.

Hobbies? I like to read, sew and quilt, dance (especially contra dancing), swim, walk in the woods, ... I belonged to a cooperative farm (CSA) for about 10 years, and I enjoyed working there and occasionally in my flower garden. I love vegetables and healthy organic, wholegrain foods but I have an unfortunate weakness for chocolate and other sweets.

Other than Neopets, one of my biggest hobbies is reading. I had a goal to read things by authors from every country in the world, using the list of countries for the 2008 Summer Olympics (205 of them). It took me almost 2 1/2 years to finish but I did.

I love learning about other countries. I spent a year living in England and going to school there when I was 9 years old. Later in my youth, we had a foreign student from Brazil live with us for 6 months, as well as several 2-week college guests from Iran and China. As an adult, I had a 17-year old high school student from China live with me. He loved cars and rap music. Then I hosted a teacher from Barcelona, Spain for a month. Now I am considering moving to live overseas (probably Asia but I haven't decided on countries to apply to, yet).

I like real pets, too, and have had dogs, cats, fish, a snake, and a hedgehog. Right now, I've got 2 cats.

I'm quite short and a bit plump, so I always thought I resembled a hobbit.

Can I Be Your Neofriend?

Hobbittsy sometimes gets this question when she's been helping on the boards. It's certainly flattering to be asked, but we don't really understand the point of asking a stranger to "be my friend". Just because we were helpful to you doesn't mean we'll remember your name 10 minutes from now.

We do understand, though, that Neopia is a big place and it can help it to seem friendlier if you have some contacts saved in your friend list. If you really want to do that, make a neofriend request to Hobbittsy's side account, Patchsie. She doesn't mind if you neomail her (ONCE!) and let her know that you've sent a request there. That will remind her to login and accept your request.

Just because you're on one of our Neofriend lists, we will NOT give you items, or treat you any differently. We each need to earn our own NPs - it's part of the game. Begging is against the rules, and asking for gifts counts as begging. Need more info? Check these: Atablicryon and Editorial on begging.

And before you ask, NO, we won't accept your neofriend request on the Hobbittsy account unless we know you well. And those who whine, beg, scam, spam, use chatspeak or ALL-CAPITALS, and other such annoying behaviors will be blocked and ignored. If we can't see you, we won't be bothered by you. :D

Hobbittsy's other accounts & pages

Hobbittsy's side accounts are: Sweet__Peas, Patchsie, and Contrarie.

She'd like to draw your attention to these other pages:

Other helpful Pages

Hey, check this out! hobbittsy has created a FAQ on Neopets Accounts. It's her first useful petpage, and I got a cute new Kau sister, Akaunts, to hold the page. Click the cute banner to get there:

Here's a collection of pages I've found useful:



Links to Free Stuff and more


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