App for Humor

Hello, my name is Willy.
Welcome to my app for Humor.
Please note the following:
• This is a side-scrolling app so you can use the scroll bar below or you can use the wheel on your mouse.
• I was not forced in any ways to make a pet page app, I did it of my own will.
• Some of the circles are weird, specifically the
6th one.
You'll have to hover over the bottom right
area of it, sorry for the
inconvenience.
Enjoy!


Profile
Name: Lina
Age: 15
Race: Human
From: United States
Personality: Organized, impatient, erratic.
Likes: Cleanliness, form, the numbers 6 and 8, spiders.
Dislikes: Disorder, crowds, loud sounds.
An introduction:
On, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on off."
Eight, it had to be eight times for the light to be really off.
Look back, look forward, look back, look forward, look back, look forward, look back, look forward, look back, look forward, look back, look forward."
Six times for looking over your shoulder.
In, out, in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out."
It had to be eight for leaving the trailer.

Where are we going, ma? Where are we going, ma?"
Her mother waited until Lina had finished.
You're going to the fair,
her mother replied.




Outfit
• Grey Faerie Dress
• Pretty Patchwork Dress
• MME19-S3a: Long Plague Doctor Wig
• Tribal Makeup
• Lustrous Forest Background
• Lightmite Shower
• Sun Shower

With Raiiye (Rye) the Cadro and
Teyeae (Tee) the Squippit.



Chapter 1: At the Fair

Look forward, look back, look forward, look back,
look forward, look back," I thought to myself. Three more times.
Six for looking back.

My mother and I left home a day ago. Now we're at the fair.
It's crowded here. And dirty. I don't like it. I looked up at my mother.
Then I looked back down. And back up at my mother. Then back down.
I repeated it four more times; six times for looking. My mother was talking to the
man in the suit. It only had five buttons. I didn't like it.
It was wrong.

Look, I'll show you," my mother said as she brought the man with her to me. "Lina, take my wallet out of my purse."

Okay, okay, okay," I replied and repeated three more times. I reached into her
purse looking for her wallet. "Take it out, put it back, take it out, put it back, take
it out, put it back," I repeated in my head. The man looked at my with
shiny eyes in his wrong suit. He simply laughed and shook hands
with my mother before telling me to stay here and walking out of
the tent with her.


That was the last time I saw her.



Chapter 2: The Newest
Addition


It's been two months.
I've been told to do things. To wash my hands. To butter
bread. To look at the person behind me.
Wash, lather, dry. Wash, lather, dry. Wash, lather, dry," I repeated
to my self. Five more times.
Mommy, mommy. Look at that girl. Why is she washing her hands so much?
She's so silly, doesn't she know they're already clean?


Put the butter on the bread, then take it off. Put it back on, and then take it off," I thought to myself. Four more times.
Guys, come here. You gotta see this, it's hilarious. She can't even butter bread correctly.

Look behind, then back forward. Behind, then forward. Behind then forward." I
recited in my head. Three more times.
They laughed all around me. Why were they laughing? I was doing everything
right; if you don't butter the bread six times, it's not really buttered. If you
don't wash your hands eight times, your hands aren't really clean. If you don't
look back six times, you won't see them.

Everyone laughed. Everyone around me laughed. Except for
Raiiye and Teyeae. They had six legs each. The perfect
number.
They were my only friends.



Chapter 3: Runaway

They laugh at me. All they do is laugh. Am I funny? I don't try to
be funny. Do I look funny? Do I act funny? I guess I just don't have a sense
of Humor.


I'm leaving, that's all I know. I've told the man in the wrong suit
with the shiny eyes. I told him eight times, six times each. He just laughed
the wrong number of times and told me to do it.

Will you help me?" I asked the man. I repeated it five more times.
He just laughed and handed me a coin.

I found it. I've dreamt about it but I didn't think it was real. It's a little area of grass surrounded by eight trees. All the trees are the same and the leaves have six points. Each tree is surrounded by eight small bushes that all have berries in clusters of eight. And there's no around to laugh at me.

I fell back on the grass and stared up into the sky. There was only one cloud
in sight. It was the wrong number, but for some reason
it didn't bother me.


Fin. Fin. Fin. Fin. Fin. Fin.



About Me

My name is Willy. I'm soon to be graduating from high school
and I have no idea what I want to do with my life. I really like
cats but I'm not allowed to have one and I'm really weird.
I like designing things, but my execution is not always on key. I'm fairly
cynical and sarcastic on the outside, but at the same time I try to be a
friendly, nice, and trustworthy person to everyone I meet.
I have one side that is currently not in use; howrudecanyouget.

Something really important that I think you should know is that I have five frozen accounts.
• omg_itz_willy
• omg_itz_willy2
• ccrazywuv
• yolomcswaggykins
These accounts were frozen because I was "attacking" someone through my posts but the only thing I believe I've done is calling someone petty because they were mad I gave them a low customization rating on customization chat. I'm currently
trying to get them unfrozen.
• kdvlmwk
This account was frozen because TNT thought I was stealing NC items but
in reality they didn't look into the situation; a friend of mine was just
gifting away NC after coming back from a hiatus.
The ticket for this account is currently a WIP.
While I hope this doesn't affect your opinion of me, I
understand if it does.

:-)



Plans

I'd definitely want to add more to her,
it's actually one of my favorite characters
I've written in awhile and I'd have a lot of fun
trying to incorporate her with my other
characters.

While I probably wouldn't put her in the BC, I'd likely draw a bit for her. However I wouldn't be able to until I graduate because of schedule
issues. I do have some art on Juke's page
though if you want to see it.



Thanks!

This is a short gif of all the pet's you
are/have adopted out. I just want to leave
you on a sentimental and happy note;

I remember when I first met you on app chat and how nice you've been ever since then. I want to thank you for being such an amazing person to not only me but to everyone I've seen you talk to. I want to wish you the best for the next
chapter in your life.

Thank you, Willy.
:-)




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