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Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Hello little thing! You are guest. You're absolutely guest, no matter what anyone says! My name is Bilked. People say I am mad. Bonkers. Plus I'm the royal hatter for the queen. Therefore I'm otherwise known as the Mad Hatter. I do hats for anyone, not only the royals. If you want a hat, you'll fnd them later on.
Meet the mad family
This is Dyrezun, the halloween hissi. Grey got him through an application. Drez was originally a close friend's pet, but when he was quitting, he gave Grey the chance to apply. Drez in one of my ultimate dreamies and she's happy to have him. You can read his petpage if you click here.
Cursyt is Grey's beloved white Draik. As some of you may recall, on Draik Day 2009, there was a glitch, making Draiks creatable for short periods of time. She sat there for hours waiting, hoping, as a draik was a dreamie sh was almost certain Grey would never have the chance to own. She missed creation every time. Out of the blue came the neomail, from the same person who gave her Drez, offering her Cursyt. She jumped at the chance! You can read his petpage if you click here.
This is Armadillions, Grey's rainbow Bori. She hand painted him herself, and she loves him to bits. There's only a handful of rainbow bori in Neopia, which she can't understand, as Arma is so cute! He may not be painted expensively, but she does cherish him just the same. She hopes to get him some halloween bori clothing some day.
This is Teyu, the faerie pteri. Grey's closest neofriend Evie applied for him on her behalf. That's right. Him. Arateyu is the only faerie pteri we've seen in Neopia who is male. Female faerie pteri's? PAH! Teyu thinks they're wayyy too common. You can read his petpage if you click here.
Kli is Grey's faerie kougra. She was originally Evie's, but for her birthday, she became Grey's. Kli is a lonely creature, who was banished from her clan at a very young age. She lives within the trees in the Haunted Woods, along with her ever faithful petpet, who is called Shroom. You can read her petpage if you click here.
LaughableEgg is my owner's baby pteri. She has an older twin, who is owned by my friend Evie, called LovableEgg. Despite having no limbs or face to speak of, LaughableEgg lives her life to the full, including getting into all sorts of mischief. She uses her childlike innocence to seem less guilty of her actions.
Ever heard of 'braising steak'? I didn't at the time that we found Braising in the pound years ago when Grey was younger, and on the same account as me. Very recently, being older, we realised that her name is a real world word so in the future we may just trade her...For what Grey does not know. The only dreamie she have yet to get is a plushie hissi, but I really doubt someone will trade for one of those.
Stinkcaw is a mutant bori, created and morphed by Grey, as a spur of the moment type of thing. If you say his name out loud, it sounds like 'stinker', which is what mutant bori are/could be. xD Stinkcaw is a lonely soul, and is greatly misunderstood. He has almost no friends due to his disformity...The only other pet that can actually speak to him is LaughableEgg, who, having no eyes, cannot see what he looks like, and doesn't treat him like a freak like everyone else.
Grighund's name means 'greyhound' in Olde English. Grey loves his name because in real life, Grey's family own four rescued greyhounds, Bouncer, Honey, Belle and Sky. Grighund is special to me, and glowing is one of the best affordable colours for gelerts. I like to think that he's quite cute. :)
Adoptable hats
I am only doing customs, which are ALWAYS OPEN for request and trade. Want one? Neomail me here.
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