Neopia's Last Hope
Yeah, I exist. No, I don't live in the North Pole with a herd of reindeer. No, I am not a chubby big guy with a huge beard. No, I will not bring you anything for the Holidays. You don't even deserve the coal. I am, in fact, a Meepit. Don't act surprised; you knew this already. You also knew that I didn't live up there - come on, bud, it's boring. I live on that big Mountain in the South Pole, where all of the Bruces actually live. It's funner. And my sleigh, if you must know, is pulled by magical flying penguins (yes, penguins can fly; they've just never felt the need to show your kind before).
But see, kid, there's a big problem. I used to be a big deal in the world, but then people just stopped being good. No matter what I tried, they just weren't good boys and girls anymore... and so, with nobody left to give presents to, I secluded myself to my Mountain, waiting for the Good Days to return once more.
Alas, they did not.
Instead, things got worse and worse as Man and Neopet alike sought to change their world to better suit their needs. In the end, they created an abomination that threatened to destroy everything I (or anybody else, but I matter more than they do) had ever held dear.
So I did the only rational thing to do. I got out the Kathblade, an odd sword I had obtained years ago when I pulled it out of a glacier, and, with it in hand, went to save the world... again.
Traded for on 05/14/2011
Thanks, Ange, Ninth, and Becca!
Lassie for VWN UC Faerie Ixi, UC Faerie Ixi for Kathblade