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Welcome to our lending page for the insane asylum guild! If you're not part of the guild, please leave now. :)

We have a variety of avatar items and pets just for you! Please look through and hover over the avatar(s) you'd like to be lent to see who lends it. Bear in mind the requirements for each individual lender! If you are seeking to be lent any pet/petpet, your account age must be at least four months of age, no questions asked. You may be lent through transfers or pound, depending on what the lender of the particular pet/petpet avatar you'd like wants. All of our lenders have the right to decide whether to lend you or not. Keep in mind that if you scam, you will not be given a warning for misbehavior. Rather, you will be reported immediately to theneopetsteam and banned permanently from the insane asylum.

If you have any questions, or have something to lend, please neomail Lori (irocksurgrey).

the items

Kau - Fortune Teller
Have an item with the words "crystal ball" in it and view a Pink Kau. You can also use any item with "snowglobe" in it when your language is set to EspaƱol.
Moehog - Halloween
Have an item with the word "Sloth" in your inventory and go to a Halloween Moehog's Lookup.
Cybunny - Plush
View a Plushie Cybunny with any plushie in your inventory.
Koi - Spotted Plushie
Have a Koi Plushie of any colour in your inventory and view a painted Koi. Here's one.
Scorchio - Scordrax
With any colored Scorchio Plushie in your inventory, visit a TCG album with a Scordrax card in it.
Gelert - Starry
Visit the lookup of a Starry Gelert with any item with the word "starry" in its name in your inventory.
Nabile
Have an item with "ring" in its name and then visit Nabile's Neopedia Article.
Tomos
You need to have exactly 1 NP on hand, have an item with "Scarab" in its name and then visit Tomos How-To-Draw pg. 2.
King Kelpbeard
Have any Maractite Marvels item in your inventory and then look here.
Dark Nova
Equip an item with the words "dark nova" in its name.
Scorchio - Haunted
Equip any Haunted Weapon to your pet.
Uni - Beauty
Groom any of your pets with any grooming item.
Broken
Get a Broken Toy fixed by Donny.
Toasty
Have an item with the word "bread" in your inventory and visit Techo Mountain.
Gnome!
Have an item with the word "gnome" in your inventory (Welcoming Lupe Gnome is a cheap one) and visit the Garden Centre.
Kiko Ninja
Have the item "Niten Hiroru" in your inventory and look at the Niten Neopedia Article.
Gallery of Evil - Vira
Have a mirror in your inventory and visit this page.
Fire Paw
Put the card "Fire Paw" into your Neodeck.
Evil Fuzzle - BOO!
Play with a Blue Evil Fuzzle until it scares your pet!
I Taunt the Pant Devil
Have any item(s) with a combined estimated value of 5 million Neopoints or more in your inventory and refresh there. The event will show up at the bottom of the page.
I'm Smelly
Have 10 different items with the word 'dung' in its name in your inventory and refresh.
Mad About Orange
Have 8 different items with the word 'orange' in its name in your inventory and refresh.
Queen Fyora
Play with a Faerie Queen Doll.
Number Six
Go to the about us page and be carrying the same amount of NP as Asparagus costs.

the pets

Wocky - Snow Day
Visit the lookup of your snow pet that is 100+ days old.
Draik - Hatched
Take your Draik to the Draik Nest.
Ghost Krawk
Have a Krawk as your active pet and go to the Fungus Caves.
Island Quiggle
Own an Island Quiggle and visit its lookup. (Apparently the quiggle must be 30 days or older)
Grundo - Forever Orange
Own an Orange Grundo and visit its lookup.
Grey Wocky - *sigh*
Own any Grey pet and visit its lookup.
Pink!
Feed your Pink pet anything with the word 'popcorn' in it.
Jetsam Chomp!
Feed your Jetsam an Aquatic petpet. (Ghoti, Kelpflake and Dartail are some cheap ones.)
Coconut Jubjub
Feed your Coconut Jubjub a Tropical Food.
Jetsam - Wanna Fight?
Fight in the Battledome with or against a Jetsam.
Meuka - Snotty
Defeat Meuka in the battledome. This pet only gets you the challenger!!
Space Faerie
Defeat the Space Faerie in the Battledome. This pet is only strong enough to beat the Space Faerie! The lender(s) will not provide you a Space Faerie code nor any battle weapons!

the petpets

Quadrapus
Have a Quadrapus attached to your pet for 60 days.
Huggy
Have a Huggy attached to your pet for 99+ days.
Harris - Hi
Have a Harris petpet attached for 99+ days.
Gruslen
Have a Gruslen equipped to your pet for 99+ days. Then visit its lookup.
Mazzew
Have a Mazzew equipped to your pet for 221 days and visit its lookup.
Whee!
Have a Snowbunny equipped to your pet for 364 days and visit its lookup.
Slorg
Have a Slorg equipped to your pet for 100 days and visit its lookup.
Mootix
Equip a Mootix to your petpet and visit your Quick Ref.
Angelpuss
Equip an Angelpuss (or a Devilpuss) petpet to any of your Neopets and visit the Quick Ref page. You may have to refresh a few times for it to work.



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