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You are walking down the lane in Neopia Central when you catch a whiff of a sweet aroma. Turning to follow the scent, you somehow manage to make your way to a cozy cottage sitting atop a hill.

The sign on the quaint cottage reads Angelwind's Parlor. You hesitantly open the door and step inside.

Why, hello there! A lovely brown uni greets you. She is tall and slim with piercing blue eyes and dark, curly hair. My name is Angelwind, and I will be your hostess for this afternoon. You're name is...? guest? Hehehe...that's a funny name...err, I mean, welcome to my parlor. :)

You look around the room. The walls are painted a deep pink, furnished with matching curtains on the windows. There are white tables and chairs where several Neopians are enjoying a cup of tea. What is Angelwind's Parlor you ask? Well, it's a coffee shop of sorts. We also serve tea and biscuits and other tasty treats. It's a place where anybody can come for a nice warm beverage, and just sit down and relax. And it's part of my evil plan to take over Neopia MUAHAHAHAHA! (You pretend not to hear that last part.) So go on! Sit down, and I'll get you something yummy, it's on the house C: You obediently sit at a table and moments later, Angelwind comes back with a small tray of food.

You know, it's been a dream of mine for so long to own a little shop like this. I just love tea and coffee! My owner, thorndie, says that caffeine is bad for such a young uni like me, but I'm not a child anymore, you know! Why, I'm almost 87370 hours old! :o
Oh here's a copy of the menu in case you want to order something. Everything we serve is freshly brewed and hand-baked with EVIL--err, I mean, love. :D



Menu

Cup of Hot Borovan
A classic.
Earl Grey Tea
A famous tea blend with a distinctive flavor.
Mint Tea
Fresh and invigorating.
Spring Flower Tea
A charming blend, guaranteed to cheer up anyone's day.
Snowberry Tea
A cooling tea topped with ripe snowberries.
Strongberry Tea
Strongberries add an extra kick to this beverage.
Blairnut Tea
Has a light but distinctive scent.
Sourmelon Brew
Tangy and refreshing, brewed with our finest sourmelons.
Banana Cream Coffee
A sweet treat.
Fiery Coffee
You must be extremely brave to try this spicy beverage.
Lemon Iced Tea
Perfect for a hot summer day.
Strawberry Butter Tea
A creamy strawberry blend, a personal favorite of Angelwind!
Tigersquash Swirly Cake
This sweet treat will go well with your beverage.
Fruity Sensation Korbat Cake
A mix of chocolate and caramel, plus a fun fruity frosting.
Angelwind Tea
The parlor's special, Angelwind's own special brew. A blend of tangellas and lemons, sweetened with pure sugar and essence of everlasting apple.



Likes and Dislikes



You finish your beverages and cake and order some more from the menu. Angelwind swiftly returns with your order. There's something strange about this uni, but you brush it off. Oh lookie here, it's almost time for my break! Teehee, since I'm the boss here, I get to decide when to take a break :P

So you want to know more about me? Well here's some things I like and somethings I don't like.



I like...
Cooking
I grew up in the kitchen. Would you like to try one of my cookies? *smiles*
Uni Shampoo
Works very well with my curly mane and tail. I keep my hair silky and soft by washing and conditioning twice a week.
Chocolate Coated Peanut Butter
Well, I must admit, I have a bit of a sweet tooth, so I love anything smothered in chocolate!
Tea/Coffee
I'm just crazy about tea and coffee!
Drawing
I love drawing! I bring my sketchbook with me everywhere, so I can plan out evil plans--er, draw. Yeah. *coughcough*
Flowers
I love gardening. I can spend hours out in the sun, just me and my lovely geraniums...
Sewing
When there's nothing else to do, I'll retreat to my Sewing Corner and stitch up a lovely quilt or a furry scarf.
Hatching Evil Plans
Soon all of Neopia will bow down to me and make me tea! MWAHAHAHAHA--oh, wait, did I just say that out loud? ...erm, what I meant to say, was, ummmm, taxes. Yes, doing my taxes. Fun, fun, fun!

I dislike...


Spyders
Eek! I just can't stand those creepy crawlies!
Silverwind
Silverwind is my brother, Cresce's beekadoodle. He never stops singing. Even at night, when I'm trying to get some beauty sleep. UGHHHHHH
Dr. Sloth
Ugh! He may call himself an evil scientist, but to me, he's just another competitor. *mutters* But don't worry, Neopia will be all mine...ALL MINE! ...huh? Oh...I have to stop saying these things out loud...
Health Foods
Eww. My sister, Shelinza, is constantly telling me to eat my veggies, but I'd rather settle for a Triple Chocolate Ice Cream Sundae with chocolate syrup, caramel, multi-colored sprinkles, vanilla wafers, whipped cream and candied cherries on top. MMMMMMM!!
Alkenore Cheese
They say no alkenores were harmed making this cheese, but I don't really believe them...
Magic Smelly Socks
One word: Ewww.




Family


By this time you are feeling a bit...apprehensive. This "Angelwind" character seems sort of suspicious to you. You stand up to leave, but Angie blocks the entrance. Where are you going? Her eyes glow evilly. I'm not finished talking about myself yet! SIT BACK DOWN! You nervously sink back down into your chair.

Now I'm going to tell you about my family and friends. *takes deep breath*

Shelinza the Starry Lupe
Linzy is my older sister. She loves to travel. In fact, she's been all around Neopia. She's also somewhat of an obsessive health freak, always following me around and trying to get me to eat my veggies and telling me that I shouldn't try to dominate Neopia or something.
Kastanette the Kyrii
I hardly ever see my cousin Kasta because she lives in the Lost Desert. Apparently, she spent her early years traveling with gypsies and now becoming a pretty good musician. Huh.
Klassinen the White Zafara
My cousin Klassi also lives in the Lost Desert. She's an infamous thief and an incurable prankster. ...hey wait, maybe she can help me take over Neopia! I should go send her a neomail.




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