Welcome!
To the I Hate
Edna-Fan-Club Petpage.
If you
are new here, you may be wondering: Who in sloth·s name is Edna?
Edna is a
witch. No, that·s Not my opinion, it·s a fact. She actually
is a witch. (An opinion would be me saying she·s an evil ugly
horrible mean and despicable witch who rates way up there with piles of
dung and rotten puntec fruit).
This Is Edna:
Notice the
witch hat and ugliness? I told ya so!
Edna lives
in the Haunted Woods and can usually be found in her witch·s tower brewing
all sorts of terrible concoctions. If you dare to
pay her a visit she will probably just
send you running all over neopia spending your hard earned neopoints in
order to find her items to make whatever horrendous brew she is concocting
at the moment.
Okay, so Edna·s some crazy
witch who likes to brew things. So why should I join you in hating
her?
Well... aside from the
obvious fact that she is very stingy with her avatar
(which you can only obtain randomly by completing one of her
quests... and apparently, by ·randomly· they mean ·there is an abominable
snowball·s chance in the lost desert that you will will get it·)...
There are many reasons that
you should hate Edna.... Which I will attempt to relay here.
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Because I Said So of
course! Oh wait, you wanted ACTUAL reasons? Okay here we
go...
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Because She·s
Green.
Which obviously means that
she·s evil and stinky and gross.
Want proof? Just look at all these evil stinky gross things
that share her colour. Need I say more?
Stink Bomb
(notice the colour of the stink lines?)
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Snotty Spaghetti
(and all things snot)
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Slithering Snake Taco
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Pickled Leeches
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Cup-O-Slime
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She·s a gross polluter. Just look what
she has done to the neighborhood. There is nothing living within sight!
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Edna has hoards of weewoos living in her
attic. She is saving them for the day you go for an innocent stroll through haunted woods to
release them so they can go flying at you and get tangled in your hair and peck at your ears!
I intercepted satelite photos from the Virtupets Space Station!
Warning:if you are trying for the coconut shy
avatar, be very careful on your way to the deserted fair ground. I recommend taking the direct link
We also
recommend wearing protective head gear such as the Edna Costume Hat. The weewoos may not
recognize you and leave you be.
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Edna is responsible for all of the
horribly cutesy re-draws. Yes, it is sad but true
that this evil witch has been letting TNT take the heat for the some of the less-than-desired
pet redraws. TNT has been covering for Edna for quite some time (they·re just as afraid of her
as we are!). But have you even noticed what she is using to cook her witches brew? If you
look closely, you will see she is fueling her fire with none other than the coloured pencils
that went missing from TNT·s art department the day before the re-draws were released!
(burning the evidence!) I cannot be certain which redraws Edna was responsible for, but
suffice it to say that if there is a redraw that you are particularly unhappy with, then Edna
was definitely behind it.
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Still Not Convinced? Estimate how many
neopoints you·ve spent on her quests trying for the avatar!:
M * 30.4 * NP * P = Total NP Spent Estimate
Where:
M= # of months you·ve been trying for the avatar
(30.4) = average number of days in a month
NP = Average Neopoints you spend per day
P = Estimated percent of days you usually do the quests (example:
only every other day would equal 50%)
Example:
If you·ve been doing the quests for 2 years (24 Months) [M =
24], with
30.4 average days/month, spending10,000 average neopoints [NP = 10,000] for
aprrox 75% of the days [P=0.75], your equation would look like this:
24 * 30.4 * 10,000 * 0.75 = A LOT OF STINKING NEOPOINTS!
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And we are constantly finding more reasons
to hate Edna, which we will add as we discover..
(note - I've removed the club members list section, as i just plain couldn't keep up with it.
sorry.)
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