A Complete History Of _xcoolkrawkx_!!!
Its a long story but here i go: Long ago i lived in a wonderful land called Tyrannia! Everyday I ate omellettes and my very best friends were a yellow chomby and a cute little tyrannian meerca! I never knew why they were both so possessive of me, but I was soon to find that out!
It was a beautiful Tuesday morning and I decided I would go see what my friend the chomby was doing! When I got to his rock house I overheard him talking to my meerca friend: "I want coolkrawk, you know he likes me WAY better" meerca: "NO NO NO, coolkrawk is MY PETPET!!!". When I discovered I was a lowly petpet I instantly began to run away! I ran and ran not knowing where I was or where I was going! After I finally ran out of breath I stopped to take a break. I sat down on a nice warm rock and quickly fell asleep deciding to take a small little nap!
When I awoke I realized I was moving; I looked around and realized I was caged in and I seemed to be on a giant blue field!
I looked around and saw one other krawk petpet but he was blue and I was green! I ran up to him and started asking him lots of questions: "Where am i, where are they taking me???", but all he did was sit there and stare at my with big, blue, scared looking eyes! I didn't understand that he had no idea what was happening either and I burst out in tears; I began blamming everyone and everything I could think of for causing this to happen! After maybe 2-4 hours of this self-denial I realized that the boat (I think thats what it is called) was coming close to an island! I stared at the island until I could see a pirate ship and then I started to hear loud, obnoxious music! While trying to think of where I could be a scary looking pirate wocky grabbed me and my new friend (if you'd call him that) and started dragging us off the boat!
Well as everyone knows a krawk petpet is almost as strong as an adult neopet, and with two struggling krawks to hold onto the wocky didn't have a chance! We broke loose and began running away as far and as fast as we could! In order to dodge him we both slipped inside of a large dark cave, inside of it we both saw wonderful treasures, items that were worth millions and millions of neopoints! But surronding the treasure were lots of pirates, each very scary looking! So me and the other krawk both quietly krept out of the cave, looked around, and realized we were safe! "Whew that was close" said coolkrawk! "Yeah I
thought we were done for!". "Wow you actually said
something, whats your name anyways???" "My friends call me Drab, but its really Drabolius!" "Okay my name is _xcoolkrawkx_ but you can call me krawk!" "Okay I will, Krawk!
Two Hours later.... We really need to get out of here Drab, what if someone finds us again??? I know lets go down to the beach and see if theres any boats we could get on, I heard some one say theres a friendly place called Mystery Island just north of here! Okay, I'll race you there! your on shouted Drab as he raced to the beach, losing by only a couple inches! Once there Krawk and Drab asked around for a boat headed to Mystery Island but couldn't find any. Disappointed they walked down to take a nap in the sun. After a short nap Krawk woke up to some angelic singing! "Drab wake up, do you hear that?" "Yeah I do, is it that flotsam down there???" "must be, lets go see!" the krawk petpets scurried down to the flotsam and began to praise her singing! "thank you, thank you! said the flotsam, my name is Secretiiive and I have just come here from Mystery Island! Really yelled both krawks, could you please give us a ride there??? Sure said Secretiiive but i can only carry one of you, maybe my friend bimboochi will take the other one! She swam off, and returned minutes later with a giant fire jetsam! This is bimboochi and he said he will take you, you little green krawk get on his back! Krawk instantly obeyed and Bimboochi took off swimming toward Mystery Island!
About an hour later they all arrived at Mystery Island! "thanks for the ride, yelled Drab as the two pets swam away".
Now what asked Krawk?" "I don't know, maybe we should ask around and see if anyone could tell us more about us, and maybe why we keep getting chased!" "okay sounds, good!". The two petpets began a trek through the tropical jungle and soon came upon an old shack that had a sign that read "Tombola" on it! They knocked on the door then went in, inside they saw a tiki man standing over an old rusty chest. "whats in the chest?" asked Drab as he ran toward it. It's non other than the world famous Tombola, would you like to try your luck??? Of course Drab said as he reached his hand inside and pulled out a beautiful Eo Codestone! "Wow a codestone" Krawk said, as he too took his turn. Krawk stuck his hand inside and drew out a bottled water faerie! WOW thanks Tombola Man, your awesome! The two young krawks ran out the room, each holding closly there individual treasures!
My Short Stories:
The Doom of Darigan!
Long, long ago in the land of Neopia there was an ancient kingdom. This kingdom was known as The Kindom of Darigan and was the greatest nation in the world. It was located were the current Haunted Woods is but back then it was not so evil. The land was ruled by Sir Darigan I, a white draik. Sir Darigan ruled his kingdom with a kind, but just fist. And so the story begins: A beautiful aisha ran into the throne room, "Sir Darigan you must prepare our defences, a great army has been spotted on the horizan." "Please tell me all you know fair maiden" replied the instantly interested king. "Well your scouts spotted the army early this morning, it is believed that they are the followers of the one we do not speak of. The army consists of grarrls, meepits, and draiks all of which are armed to attack our kingdom." "Something must be done. Saddle the unis, prepare the draik knights, and tell our army to prepare for battle."
6 hours later....
The forces of Darigan and the enemy were lined up preparing for the first charge. Sir Darigan sat upon his trusted uni, and had his sword "Mooncrest" ready, he knew it was only a matter of time now. Minutes passed, each longer than the one before, until finally a lone meepit broke the silence with a single "MEEP!!!". With that the enemy charged and the battle began. The forces of Darigan fought valiantly and the tide of battle soon began to turn. It seemed as if Darigan would be victorious, but then great purple clouds began to fill the sky. Brave knights fell frozen with fear... SHE HAD COME. The one you do not speak of, the Betrayer, The Darkest Faerie, HER. It was impossible then, Darigan had no chance. Sir Darigan had no choice but to cry "RETREAT, RETREAT" the once invincible army turned and fled back to the citidel. Hidden within the citidel Sir Darigan gathered his greatest advisors together, "We must find a way to defeat the Betrayer". "I'm sorry lord, but we have no chance, we are defeated" said his most loyal advisor. The king replied with only this then left the room "Darigan Will NOT fall!
Sir Darigan paced around the room, "There must be someway we can defeat the Darkest Faerie" he thought to himself. Suddenly his left foot fell into a tunnel and he tumbled to the ground. "Where did that come from? It looks like some sort of tunnel?", "I'm sorry Mr. King Sir" said a symol as he stuck his head out of the hole. "But theres something very important i have to show you! Follow me." The king followed the symol down the hole (A tight fit) and asked where they were going. "To a saced symol place, a place that has been hidden since before the Kindom of Darigan was established." The two crawled through the tunnel and soon came out in a small cave. "What in Neopia is that?" shouted the king as he pointed to a glowing orb that floated in the center of the room. "That, my Lord, is a magic orb. It is said that a group of symols brought it here after they found it one day. We think it somehow fell out of Faerieland and washed up on the shore of this land." "Oh its beautiful" said the king. "Yes Sir, and I'd like you to take it, maybe you can use it to defeat the Betrayer!"
They grabbed the orb and returned to the Citadel.
Lord Darigan ran out of the room and toward the main gate. He ordered that the gate be let down and told the guards to be ready for anything. "SWOOSH" went the gate as it crashed to the ground. Instantly two meepits began running toward the king, but then a wicked voice stopped them "HALT, it seems the king has a gift for me, do let him explain" cackled the Betrayer. "This is a magic orb and with it I am defeating your army" as Darigan spoke the words the orb flew into the air and a bright light came out of the orb. The light became so bright that no one could see anything at all. Finally the orb stopped glowing and settled back into the king's hands. Astonished Sir Darigan looked around there was nothing left of the Betrayer's army, or so he thought.
King Darigan slowly turned and walked back into his castle. The rebuilding process would be hard and long, but atleast they had survived. As Darigan walked back to his throne room he couldn't help but feel like there was something huge still to happen. He tried to shrug it off but couldn't. He finally fell into an exhausted sleep and woke up the next morning.
Funny Pic!
Hello I'm mario and today I'm going to be interviewing a friend of mine named _xcoolkrawkx_! I'll be calling him coolkrawk from now on though, so as soon as I can get him out of his cave I'll get started. "Coolkrawk get down here right now!!!"
Coolkrawk: "I don't feel like doing an interview today."
Mario: I'm sorry he's a bit grumpy. Something about a royalgirl krawk ignoring him at school today....
Coolkrawk: "She wasn't ignoring me she just didn't feel like talking!"
Mario: "Whatever! Since your down here I'll start asking you some questions." Question 1.) Is it true darigan krawks can't fly?"
Coolkrawk: "WHAT??? Of course we can fly! We have wings don't we???"
Mario: "Yeah, but, you know.... Your kinda big-bodied and your wings are pretty small...."
Coolkrawk: "SO? Darigan krawks are extremely strong fliers. Sure you don't see us flying much but hey, how many darigan krawks do you see in a day anyways?
Mario: "Thats true. Question 2.) What do darigan krawks do in there free time?"
Coolkrawk: "Well we normally like to spend as much time as possible sleeping in our caves. But when we do feel like doing something fun we sometimes chase shoyrus around the sky."
Mario: "You mean you, a big, fat darigan krawk, can catch a shoyru?"
Coolkrawk: "I said chase not catch."
Mario: "Oh yeah I should've known you were to slow."
Coolkrawk: "WE AREN'T SLOW!!!"
Mario: "Yeah, Whatever. Question 3.) Do darigan krawks like water?"
Coolkrawk: "NO! We hate water. Nothings worse than getting all wet and having to sit in the sun all day just to dry off."
Mario: "Finally a good answer! Question 4.) Are darigan krawks vegetarians?"
Coolkrawk: "Hahaha, thats a good one! Nope, we are carnivores and are proud of it! Don't you see my huge teeth and claws?"
Mario: "Yeah but do you know any darigan krawks who are vegetarians?"
Coolkrawk: "Nope, all my friends eat meat."
Mario: "Okay. Question 5.) Can darigan krawks breathe fire?"
Coolkrawk: "Yes we can."
Mario: "Why do you never see any krawks doing it then?"
Coolkrawk: "Well its really tiring and..... we're just lazy ok!
Mario: "I kinda figured that one out.... Question 6.) What do darigan krawks consider to be there home? I mean krawks come from Tyrannia and Krawk Island, but your also darigan so maybe the Citadel?"
Coolkrawk: "I think the first darigan krawk was born in Tyrannia, then he and his owner went on a trip to Darigan Citadel and he got some kinda disease. Poor guy."
Mario: "Question 7.) Were you born a darigan krawk or were you painted?"
Coolkrawk: "I was born a green krawk in Tyrannia. Then I was painted darigan, then all of a sudden I was stuck with you.... lucky me."
Mario: "I'm glad you love me too."
Coolkrawk: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Next question already I'm getting hungry.
Mario: "Okay, Question 8.) Are darigan krawks followers of Fyora or the Darkest Faerie?"
Coolkrawk: "Um I don't think I can answer that."
Mario: "Why not?"
Coolkrawk: "Well...um....you see...."
Mario: "Yes???"
Coolkrawk: "I just can't tell you!"
Mario: "Why not??? Even if your one of the Betrayer's minions she's frozen in a statue."
Coolkrawk: " *mumbles* Thats what she wants you to think....."
Mario: "Okay we're running out of time so I'm just going to the next question."
Coolkrawk: "Good, hurry up!"
Mario: "Question 9.) I hear that theres this big rivalry between draiks and krawks. Is this true?"
Coolkrawk: "I guess. But everyone knows krawks are better."
Mario: "They are?"
Coolkrawk: "Of course! Do I need to get my wooden spoon out?"
Mario: "No, no. I believe you!"
Coolkrawk: "You better. Just ask me the last question already."
Mario: "Last one. Question 10.) What is your favorite holiday?"
Coolkrawk: "FINALLY! An easy question."
Mario: "Yeah I was going to ask if krawks ever ate people but your in such a bad mood I decided not to...."
Coolkrawk: "That was smart."
Mario: "I know, so answer the question already."
Coolkrawk: "My favorite holiday is.... KRAWK DAY! Of course!
