Welcome to my siggy page!
About the page!
I am just trying to make myself more well known around Neopets so I am trying to make a siggie page! Oh, and for those of you who don't know, a siggie is short for signature. You use signatures on the neoboards. These are some of the more amusing ones. I have collected these amongst my travels through the world wide web. Well enough definitions.I don't have any special HTML designs on the siggies, so feel free to personalize them. This is great for all you HTML lovers, it sucks for those who know squat. If you absolutely LOVE my siggies, you can help me advertise by putting links onto your neopets pages/websites, whatever. I will greatly accept awards! (If I can figure out how to put them onto the page, *cough* *cough*)If you wanna help me out, just neomail! I love neomail! I am looking to make icons or banners to help advertise my page. If you are interested in making one or two for me, or you have advice so I can make one myself, please neomail me!!!Rules!
1. Do NOT steal my siggies. Do not make your own siggie page and put these on it saying you made them up. I did!!! 2. You can neomail me with ideas for siggies. If you do, I will put beside it on the list: "Idea from______" Your request will greatfully be put on the page. 3. Please remember I do have a life and I am not on the computer constantly so if you sent a request, do not expect to see it on the page immediatly. It may take a week or more because I do not have access to a computer at all times. That's it for the rules. I am not a rulesy type person, and I am sure you aren't either so if you just follow those, we should get along just fine!Siggys!
There are no stupid questions, only stupid people who ask them...I don't believe in Santa, but he is a great excuse to get out of writing cheesy Christmas "thank-you" cards
This is my siggie. No really.
DOWNLOADING LIFE: lllll
Don't hit kids. No really, they have guns now.
*Idea from Genesis- Blondes may have more fun, but atleast brunettes can read...
People say I'm easily distracted. I dunno what they're talkin abou-, ooooh! a bird!
* Idea from pancake2013: *complain*Who broke my lamp?*complain* [center][fontf=wingdingss=4c=#0066FF]H[br]FKE[br]G[/font][br][b]He did it![/b][/center]
I'm not report-happy. It just makes me really happy when someone gets frozen because of me.
I only stand in the rain so no one can see me crying
I'm not gonna fall out of this tree...*crash*
Welcome to my world. Now go home.
Come to the dark side! We have cookies...
What level of Dragon Master are you guys?" "Psssh, Dragon master doesn't have levels..." "Yeah, what a nerd...
I noticed that you are gangster. I'm pretty gangster myself.
***Edit this everytime someone neomails you with 1 of these choices***"Hugs:0, Kisses:0, Proposals of marriage:0, Slaps:0. Neomail to donate!
If you say plz because it's shorter than please, I say no because it's shorter than yes.
Call me at: 188-NOT-GONNA-HAPPEN!
Im olny humain, I maik misteaks.
*Idea from dlovefmusic-"5 out of 4 people are bad at fractions
*Idea from dlovefmusic-"There are 3 types of people in this world: people who can count, and people who can't
*Idea from dlovefmusic-"There's more to life than trying to survive
Oh so emo
Oh so goth
Oh so prep
Oh so sporty
Rain: God's Symphony
Don't make fun of the nOOBs, if they leave, who will we laugh at?
You: I am here for your disposal. Me: Good. *throws you in the trash*
A grammer lesson, taught by Fergie: "Preposition definition make those nouns go loco...
RED RUM...
A Blonde's Arithmitic: 2+2=22
Why yes, I do sing into my hairbrush and dance around in my underwear
Lemme see you 1,2 step
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah
I often burst out in random dance moves
*center this* rawr
Cats don't have owners, they have servants.
Live to ride, ride to live
*center this* Yeah, I know about that thing you do that you think nobody knows about.
LOL. I only type that because what you said was so stupid.
Ramen Rules ~~~~
*center this * ~~~oodles of noodles~~~
You say: WOW! You are amazing! I say: Was there ever any doubt?
Blondes are cool, but Brunettes are pretty.
*center this* smack that, all on the floor...
Trouble finds me
Trouble with a capital "T
DARN THIS CAPS LOCK BUTTON!
CAPS IS BROKEN
For some odd reason, dogs tend to mistake me for a fire hydrant
I live on my i-pod
Gravity gets me down
*Idea from hokey251: Anyone who thinks sunshine is happiness has never danced in the rain.
*Idea from hokey251: I'm not crazy, I'm just a kid with technology
*Idea from sideskye555: "I am what i am, which is better than you.
*Idea from sideskye555: "I am a girl because i can do what boys can, and can't do.
*Idea from porschespyder: "You laugh because I'm a loser; I laugh because YOU just figured it out.
*Idea from Laurenfire1234: "I wish my lawn was Emo. That way it would cut itself.
I am to good for a siggy. Oh, wait...
The #1 Killer in this country: DEATH
*Idea from thegreatspag: "If your parents never had children, chances are, you wouldn't either.
*Idea from candydragon101: "How an I supposed to relax in a world where 'truffle' can mean either chocolate or fungus?
*Idea from candydragon101: "Don't judge a book by it's movie
*Idea from candydragon101: Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
*Idea from alaska_rocks_1993" My parents taught me to walk and talk, now they want me to sit and be quiet!
*Idea from pinkygirl700: "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent
*Idea from labrat167: "Remember, you are unique. Just like everyone else.
*Idea from egyption_phoroah: "I run with scissors...It makes me feel dangerous
*Idea from egyption_phoroah: "By the time you finish reading this you realize you have wasted 5 seconds of your life
*Idea from egyption_phoroah: "I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
*Idea from egyption_phoroah: "What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
*Idea from egyption_phoroah: "You have the right to remain silent...anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
*Idea from egyption_phoroah: "Don't steal...the goverment hates competition
I will be adding more soon!
Send me an idea request to deanna4395!
Credit
Thanks to locolucco19for the layout!She got coding help fromhere!And she takes requests!
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