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Dark's Office
Dark Night, Private Eye
Art by supergirl309

Enter

Welcome guest How'd you find my office?

Don't know, eh? 'Thought so.

Well then, guest I see you found me, Dark Night. Hopefully you haven't heard of me, but if you have, well then, welcome. If you have heard of me, chances are you read the Neopian Times. I'm the main character of a series writen by 2hot4u181. foxygal129 is one of her other accounts. Lately I recieve much mail about this, wanting to have cases solved for them and whatnot. Frankly, I'm entirly too busy, so I've created my office to appear a little less cluttered so I can give basic explantions.

Night's Origin

One of the most common questions is where did I come from. Allow me to explain. 1940s decetive films are a favourite of Megz viewing. Using these films and Tracer Bullet of "Calvin and Hobbes" she created my exact personality and character. If you want to be more exact, scroll down to my case files and read "A Dark Christmas". It tells about my folks and whatnot. Tracer Bullet. © Bill Watterson 1995 You see, Bullet's a close friend of mine, even though he's a human. Nice guy once you dig past his tommy gun and drinking problem. To learn more about Bullet and "Calvin and Hobbes" head over to Calvin and Hobbes Reserection

The Case Files


From the Case Files of Dark Night My first adventure ever written. Let's just say this isn't my strong suit and leave it at that.
More from the Case Files of Dark Night My second, and more sucessful case.
A Dark Christmas It was a tad mushy but chirstmas isn't always happy you know.
The Dark Past A rather short telling of my greatest undertaking ever. Needless to say, it's how I became what I am today.
From the Case Files of Dark Night: Dark and the Hidden Tower Catastrophe This was the first introduction of Blue the Yellow BaBaa into the story line. Also, this features a spoof of 'Hamlet' which I enjoy muchly.
From the Case Files of Dark Night: Dark and the Secret Service Even if this was Josh's last issue, I sense that the Silver fellow will return.
From the Case Files of Dark Night: Dark and SilverSilver wasn't what anyone thought he was...except for me of course. How did I know? I know stuff like this.
Megz's Point Of View is told through the eyes of my own, Megz. I'm rather ashamed of this story because it makes me appear rather stupid and incapable of supporting myself.

In the Pockets

Ahem. I am not one to fight in the battle dome, but I suppose I ought to warn you. Mess with me, you shall not It's a little known fact that I will fight if provoked, so I do suggest that you literally keep off my tail. But for those curious, here's what I carry with me.
Cobrall Dagger.  Never leave home without it.Neocola.  The drink packs a punch just like I pack a dagger.Brandy Butter.  Face it, I need it at night to keep me warm and semi-awake.Wet Snowflake.  Used in emergencies ONLY!

Artwork

I must admit, I like to recieve artwork from people who think I'm a "good" decetive. Frankly, it's a hard buiness. But being me, I felt I should post these up for people to see. -blocked-
by Keeta







by the_Darkjedi

by Kiddo

by Felabba

by LDF

by LDF

by Al_the_Chia

by Cupil

by Mera

by SuperGirl

by Lapin

by Flareh

by Kiddo

by Teghan

by Peachie

by Poy

by Tahara

by Kiddo

by Mera



Useful Information

I suppose I ought to list my stats and such. They're pretty sad.

Frankly, this is a very bad picture of me.
Age:80152 hrs. (Neopian Equal of 25)
Level:6
Strength11
Speed:10
Defence: 8
Hit Points:11/ 11
IQ:13
Fought in Battle Dome: 7
Won:4
Lost:3
Draws:0
Total:206


Petpet

I recived "Blue" the BaBaa on christmas eve at aproximently 1:15 eastern standered time. Apperently "Blue" is a certified sheep of doom, reiceived from the top chief of the sheep, Moo. Somehow Megz got a hold of him and gave him to me. Nice sheep, a little nuts though. Seems to think the world is his chew toy, because he'll nibble on anything he can find.
A gift from oddhatter.  I think it's a curse myself. *sigh* Even the sheep has a few fans. Megz actually found this in an art trade she did with Kobbie3, this is the piece.

Quotes

From time to time I will find admirable quotes and place them here. Some are silly, others, inspiring!

Neopia does not abide by the laws of physics"-Flipp_Garuda
The truth is, we hold a blank sheet of paper, stare into space, and let our minds wander. When something intrests us, we play around with it. Somtimes this yeilds a funny observation; sometimes it doenst, but that's about all there is to it."-Bill Watterson about the writing process
Never trust sheep of doom with a credit card. Heck, never trust sheep of doom with food!"-foxygal129
Despite that, I still think men are idiots."-foxygal129
May the speedo be with you!"-Mr. Shankly
I don't know whether to be sad or elated that I don't have AIM"-Peach_Fruit
I think my little G-rated mind is going to go explode now."-Child_Dragon
Perfection is beyond belief. It cannot be creat or destoryed but only exists in the Mind's Eye"-Alek
Insanity comes only to those who accept it."-Foxygal129
MEEP!"-Moo
Josh wears black. Shankly wears speedos. "-Oddhatter
I've learned from experince. Never say bad monkey when a friend has pudding in her mouth."-Foxygal129
Reality continues to ruin my life."-Calvin; Calvin and Hobbes
My cigarette smoke mixed with the smoke of my .38. If business was as good as my aim, I'd be on Easy Street. Instead, I've got an office on 49th Street and a nasty relationship with a string of collection agents. Yeah, that's me, Tracer Bullet. I've got eight slugs in me. One's lead, and the rest are bourbon. The drink packs a wallop, and I pack a revolver. I'm a private eye. Suddenly my door swung open, and in walked trouble. Brunette, as usual."-Tracer Bullet ; Calvin and Hobbes
Few things are less scary then Spongebob Squarepants. Sadly the AIM chat rooms I go into happen to be one of them."-foxygal129
I WILL CORRUPT YOU YET MEGZ!"-Karma
We're dead! We're dead! We're dead! We're dead! We're dead!"-Morph ; Treasure Planet
But then AGAIN you could ALWAYS just find a female morph, make them have babies and then eat the offspring!"-Linnen Potter
2 girls in space.. one with PMS... this is taking reality shows to a new level."-Dark Night

Associates

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