Anyways, he randomly guesses because he's just that smart. And yes, he can do the same one twice in a row. So keep them loaded! But, when the level ends, they magically get unloaded. When they are loaded, Jacques will ignite the fuse and it'll fire, scoring you 12 points. But if Jacques-the-Genius lights it on fire, well, you get the purpose of the bucket. You don't lose points or anything, you can never lose points. But if it burns up you will lose a life. Putting it out will only give you five points, so try to load them. And trust me, don't think you can just blow up all your cannons and then only have to worry about the pirates. Nope. The cannons magically get unloaded if they are loaded AND the dead cannons return from the grave once you finish a level. Cool, eh? Anyways, you need to stand to the right of the cannon in the back to load it or to drench it, so in spots 2-4. And Garin, being the amazing Usul that he is, still can't teleport through cannons (he's working on it though). In other words, if you moved forward to take care of a pirate in the front and want to go left or right, you'll actually have to BACK UP, and then move. Not too much work, I hope... but if you are SO BAD AT THIS GAME and you LET A CANNON DIE (heehee, I'm just teasing you...) then you can run through it somehow.

Ok, done with that. Level four (300 points needed to progress)

Yeah, they don't say anything. We are almost through here (sniff, sob). However, if you were just playing for neopoints, this is about the stopping point. Score at least 323 points and you will receive the maximum amount of neopoints (if you send it, but I really hope I don't have to tell you that). But for those playing for a high score, the pirates just keep getting quicker. Everything does, hopefully including your fingers. This game is NOT for people who have slow fingers. After experimenting, I have discovered you CAN hold the left/right arrow keys down and he will move more then one space, but the problems are he moves really fast and you can't really stop him where you want him to AND it takes a second for him to realize he's supposed to move. So just quickly tap it. I mean, boohoo, there's four whole spaces to cross. Also, holding space does make him swing his sword over and over quite fast, but you can't move while doing this, so it's basically a waste of time... Anyways, here are some more levels/points:

Level five (500 points needed to progress): Keep going!

Level six (750 points needed to progress): Your doing great!

Level seven (1000 points needed to progress): Here's where I stop trying to hit all the pirates with a cannonball or bucket of water, or sometimes even level six. They start coming practically in threes, and the time they just stand there going, "ERRRRRRG!" is greatly reduced. So slice them with your sword, it's okay, you don't have a time limit to get the amount of points required.

Level eight (1500 points needed to progress): AHHH! They come in fours and hardly waste any time! Slice and dice and sprint around the deck! Don't panic if you lose a life, you'll just get distracted and lose more. So be quick on your feet and go, go, go!

Yes, there are more levels, but as long as you beat level seven, your golden if you are just playing for neopoints. But, if you really want to know, level nine is 2000 points. Get to level ten and you will be on the high scores. Anyways, before I set sail, some secrets and tips!

1. Fine, fine, secret first. If you type blackpawkeet when you are at level three or above you will earn yourself and extra life! Like any other secret similar this one you can only use it once. If you are not fast at typing, I suggest you type it when the game is "paused", in other words, on the screen before level three, or on the help menu on level three if you choose to show it.

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2. A tip is to load the cannons right before all the bad guys come, starting with the right. Also, if there are cannons unloaded and you are on level seven for example, maybe six and above, take care of any pirates that might be there first because you can wait a little to put out a burning cannon but you can't restore lost lives or get any more (or can you... hint, hint... wink, wink...)

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3. This isn't really a tip, but if you end the level while holding a cannon ball or bucket of water (so it has to be level three or above because that's only possible if Jacques fires the cannon and the level ends) then you start the next level holding it. Heehee... and the stock replenishes so you can be holding the "only bucket of water" and they'll be another one there. It's just a little time saver. However, it only does something if you are holding a cannon ball because, think about it, what are you going to do with the water? I had just wanted to find out if the same rules applied and all. On another note, I learned that you shouldn't TRY to do this. What I mean is if I need 12 points or less and Jacques is coming down to fire the cannon (hopefully loaded) and I have a cannon ball I go stand by the last cannon to prepare (because Garin always starts in the same place he was standing when he won the level). If a pirate comes and he's only been there for a second I don't bother with him because all pirates magically disappear if you win the level. But if you really try you most likely will end up losing a life, and unless that's your goal, don't try that hard...

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4. I don't recommend picking up the bucket of water unless a cannon is on fire or there is a pirate in spots 7 or 8 and you want to hit him with a bucket of water (probably better if you do it before they start coming really fast). I usually try to keep a cannon ball on hand but if there are baddies I get them first.

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5. As annoying as this sounds, TRY to remember what order the pirates appeared in. Once you are on to the higher levels and they are respawning as fast as you can knock them down remembering the correct order will be very important. Each pirate only stays there for so long, and you need to slice the ones that appeared first in order to have them not board your ship.

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6. For optimal playing conditions, you may want to turn the sound off, as well as setting the quality to low and reducing the screen size. Quality is not that important; you need to make sure your game does not lag. A slight lag spike can cause you to lose. One second you'll be doing great, and the next second 6 million pirates will have boarded your ship. So, if you get my drift, you need to have as little lag as possible.

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---The Coming of a "Games Master" and His Sister---

Ok, I will admit it. AAA may be beyond weirdness, and Abigail is... like... Abigail... they helped me out. Oh yeah, and TNT for thinking of making these challenges in the first place. I am talking about nothing other than Daily Dare and the Games Master Challenge! At first, I did not get many hits to this page. Yes, I admitted it. I mean, Attack of the Revenge was never the Featured Game and there is no avatar you can obtain from this game so a lot of people probably did not care about Attack of the Revenge. But then AAA returns with his sister, and suddenly everyone is like, "Attack of the Revenge?... OMG!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY THAT @#%&! GAME!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!"... so maybe I exaggerate. Nonetheless, my page suddenly was flooded by people coming to it *victory dance*. Echem... so anyways, thanks to everyone who took the time to check out my guide. It was really awesome to see that my page could get 2250 hits in a total of 4 days! I mean, really, what is the purpose of a guide if anyone hardly spares a glance at it?...

---Comments---

Yeah, you read it right. I HAVE in fact received comments for my guide. So I thought, "Why not post them here so people can see what other people thought about my guide?" That way, if other people didn't like my guide, you wouldn't have to read through it! Which is why I put the comments at the very end... *cough*. Anyways, here are the comments:

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If you have questions about other games, you can ask me; I'm a pretty good gamer in my opinion. Step aside, AAA! Anyways, thanks so much you guys! And please, to you people reading this, I really would like to hear what you have to think about it. It is only proper that after reading such a FANTASTIC guide you LAVISH the PRAISE on me that I THOUROUGHLY DESERVE (arr... modesty is not considered a virtue among us pirates...) Haha... just kidding... whatever thoughts you have, good or bad, lay 'em on me please by means of a good neomail.

Yup, that's about all I got, so click here and get yer game on ye scurvy scallywag! Or, if ye think me guide ain't perfected enough, neomail me an' fill me in on all yer suggestions an' complaints.

This took me a very long time to complete (it was annoying copying all those quotes and taking those screenies!) So please, please, PLEASE do not copy any of this and call it yours. Besides, could you live with the guilt? I hope you don't go and try to find out. Besides guilt, I edited all those pictures... I took a long time perfecting them... they are all MINE... and I can prove it too! You, however, cannot. Watch out, thieves! (not that I thought you were one, guest. But bear what I just went over in mind!) Also, don't forget to link to me if you really like this guide (which I hope you do!)

If you don't want to use a text link then you can use either of the WICKED SICK buttons I made (I now provide a smaller, 50 by 200 button).

See ya on da 'igh seas, matey!