Poems: Accepted

Achyfi, I love thee
You fill me with delight
Thine appearance is so friendly
Thou colors are so bright

Coconut and berry
Celery and ice
Thine flavors tend to vary
The options are so nice

Move over, Neocola
Step down from your throne
You're as tasteless as a Bowla
Your soft drink rule is done

Achyfi, I love thee
Can't you see it's true?
Thou art the most tasty
For there is none like you

The Ballad of Dr. Sloth

Hey there, Dr. Frank Sloth
How do you do?
Today is the one day
When everyone honors you

You may be an evil scumbag
But we do as you please
Today we must bow to you
And fall upon our knees

Foot massages, gifts, and cake
Are all coming your way
Gold, silver, and dubloons
Around your feet we lay

There are statues in your honor
They show that you're the boss
We even have your likeness
On our daily dental floss

Your perfect hair is glorious
Your smile is so grand
No villain is quite like you
You make the rest look bland

I hate you almost all the year
But I love you just today
I wrote this poem just so you
Won't zap me with your ray

The Ballad of the Eventide Draik

Eventide has been set loose
To eat and breathe and growl and fly
It paints the body of the Draik
In burning sun and sparkling sky

The Draik becomes a work of art
Its tail is cloaked in embers bright
Its fingers boast a baby blue
Its eyes shine with a dazzling light

The Ballad of Fufon Lui

Sir Fufon Lui
What an honorable chap indeed
He parries and lunges and swings his sword
With accuracy and speed

Proud and brave and oh so handsome
A real Chia heartthrob
With mustache combed and hat cleaned off
He'll never be a slob

A cold steel stab is all it takes
To vanquish every foe
His sabre, light and flexible
Can send them to death row

En garde!" he yells out through the air
A duel's about to start
He saves the damsels in distress
And helps the weak of heart

A hero braver is not known
His fame rings through the land
For such a strong, skilled warrior
He has a gentle hand

I know no other like him
He's put down every raid
He's prevailed in every battle
Armed only with his blade

As I sing his praises
As I complement him more
Fufon is off in combat
He's off to win a war

The Ballad of Khan the Unstoppable

What's that!?
An earthquake you say?
Why it's Khan the Unstoppable
The greatest villain of our day

His strength is amazing
His power is unmatched
He's the only evildoer
That Judge Hog can't catch

No cell can hold this Tonu
No chains can keep him bound
If he can't get out the exit
He'll burrow through the ground

From his mighty kicks and punches
To a beating from his horn
Khan was made for fighting
Since the moment he was born

He is evil and notorious
Arrogant and cruel
But if you think about it
He's really pretty cool

The Ballad of Illusen

In the woods, a flute is played
Its tune floats through the trees
But who plays this cheerful song?
This happy, joyful melody

In a glade of brown and green
Illusen skips and toots her flute
She spins and dances here and there
So graceful and so light of foot

Ixis leap in to the dance
Noils and turmacs gather 'round
Whoots and gobblers fly above
Symols pop out of the ground

Illusen sinks down to her knees
Smiling as she pants for air
Her woodland friends come to her aid
She laughs and pets their fur and hair

Of all the faeries of the earth
Illusen is by far the best
Her unmatched beauty stuns them all
Known for her grace and gentleness

With strong and mighty magic
And an authoritative air
She still has a sweet smile
And a splendor that is rare

Poems: Not Accepted

It's that time of year again
Time for the Neopies
Isn't it the best event?
I think Ellsworth agrees

As the winners get their trophies
The audience screams out
We love the Neopies
There isn't any doubt!

Winston the Urchull goes for gold
Water Kyriis take the lead
Hubert's Hotdogs comes in last
More fans is what he needs

As the ceremonies finish
TNT will close the board
If I'm lucky next year
I might get an award

The Ballad of Jhudora

From out of the shadows, a figure takes shape
A faerie of darkness and fear
The Mistress of Purple, the Lady of Green
But why has she appeared here?

Jhudora steps forth and throws off her cape
Revealing two piercing, cold eyes
The next thing she says sends chills down my spine
Obey me or meet your demise!

Her nails scrape my face in a menacing way
Her breath is like steam on my neck
I fall to my knees as she laughs to herself
I must look like a real nervous wreck

With a gleam in her eye, she commands me to go
To find her a magical charm
She wants me to search all over the land
Or she will cause much pain and harm

As I walk away and curse her fowl name
She hears me and asks what I said
Nothing at all," is what I reply
But really I wish she were dead

Poems: Pending

The night is still and shadowy
The air is thick with dust
A thunder clap rings through the clouds
A fear hangs over us

The only sight to meet our eyes
Is a flicker from afar
A pale blue flame is burning bright
Like the twinkling of a star

As we approach the luminance
We see it looks like eyes!
Like three bright eyes of glowing blue
Like three demonic spies!

A crimson face shows through the mist
It bears a devilish smile
It has a rack of bony horns
Its piercing stare is vile

The blood runs cold inside our veins
As we smell the monsters rancid breath
It smells of doom and pestilence
It smells of blood and sudden death

And just as quick as it began
The monster turns and walks away
But leaves a scar in all our minds
Of that dreadful, frightening day

The Ballad of Meuka

A gooey trail runs through the woods
A path as green as oak tree leaves
To lead the way to a dastardly foe
The one who lies, steals, and deceives

Who is this villain?" you may ask
Who is this one who lies in wait?
Who is this hidden, silent foe?
The one who kills, defiles, and hates?

This one who spins a web of fear
This one who robs more than the thieves
Meuka is the guilty one
Meuka lies, steals, and deceives

The Ballad of April Fools Day

April Fools Day has arrived
TNT is planning tricks
They like to see us freaking out
They seem to fool us just for kicks

Whoopee cushions where you sit
Fake dung and gags galore
Pies and Scourgies fill the day
It's so much fun you'll want some more

You can fight at the 3D Battledome
Or hang out with some Neoplants
When newbies hear about the pranks
The boards will fill with raves and rants

But you should know it's just for fun
We won't be harmed in any way
TNT just likes a laugh
Once a year on this day