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Whoa! It's you! guest! I've been waiting for you.... I'm _Chibi_Hotaru_, but of course, you already knew that. Welcome to my cool new page with a Sakura-inspired layout.
So, you probably came here wondering "What is that _Chibi_Hotaru_ up to now?" because who doesn't wonder that? Sometimes even I wonder that! But I digress. I will now talk only about myself. And possibly my owner. Because I'm communicating telepathically to her, and she's typing this, so for all I know, she's plugging herself shamelessly right now.
I take that back. star_light87 would never, ever in a million years take advantage of her neopet's website. (Be sure to visit rainbow connection, her website!)
But once again, I must digress. Here is my story. I am 80341 hours old, which makes me almost 2 years old. Actually, I think that's pretty old for a neopet. But I wouldn't know. My level is 9. It's low because star_light87 is cheap and won't take me to training schools and stuff.
I mean, because she doesn't believe in battling, and so, what's the point of increasing my level? Right.
I've got three big sisters: Saturn_Firefly, Neptune_Dragonfly, and Jewel_of_the_Forest. Notice the hilariously wonky names? I think they're funny too. star_light87 chose them a long time ago when she was young and naive and had nothing better to do. In fact, she chose her username the same way. But don't tell her I said that.
Sorry, what I meant was that she was going for a whimsical thing. Really whimsical. Yeah.
So, moving on, I guess you want to see my stats. I'm not particularly proud of them (because star_light87 is such a spendthrift and hoards all her NP and faeries... actually, she's saving up. For something big.) but they'll do. Here we go:
| strength |
16 |
| defence |
8 |
| speed |
13 |
| max HP |
11 |
| current HP |
11 |
| intelligence |
86 |
Vous aimez, non? Well, okay, but my intelligence is pretty good. Well, kinda good. I'm so smart. ^.^
My owner is saying she's smarter than me. Don't listen to her.
Ooh, another table! I love torturing star_light87 by making her write table after table in HTML. She says they're boring to write. She'd rather badmouth me. Well, ha, because that's not going to happen.
_Chibi_Hotaru_ is such a poser!
I hope she liked that. Now, although I absolutely abhor battling and I've never partaken in it, here are my battledome stats, just to make star_light87 type some more.
| # of matches played |
0 |
| # of matches won |
0 |
| # of matches lost |
0 |
| # of drawn matches |
0 |
| total score |
0 |
And so ends this pet's webpage. I hope this was as informative for you as it was for me! Wait... I mean, I hope this was really really really informative to you! And perhaps a bit humourous as well. ^.~
a note from star_light87: _Chibi_Hotaru_ is so stupid and she should... um... stop being so stupid. Yeah. By the way, Neopets and all the stuff related to it is (c) 1999-2002 Neopets.Com but this layout is (c) 2002 Kala S. (as it says down there)
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