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  • Name:Maurice the Amazing!
  • Alias:Maurice
  • Rank:Um...an alley cat?A greedy one?
  • Age:6620 hours
  • Gender:Male,daa
  • Human:Lefae
  • Love:Pfft!
  • Fur type/color:Gray,and..well..very furry
  • Eyes:Smaragd green
  • Pelt:Gray or graybrownmixed
  • Stripes:Brown
  • Foals:*cough!*
  • House:My owner's..but I prefer to live in streets
  • Accessories:Määh..very shiny eyes
  • Markings:Gray,brown stripes on my body and green eyes
  • Wish:Moneyy..!
  • Attitude:Silly,sarcasic,sane,wise,selfish
  • Accent:English,pure English,not that brainless American accent.



    Credits:
    AmazingMaurice_[c]lefae
    Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents[c]T.Pratchett
    Wockies[c]Neopets.com
    Alley cat-wocky idea[c]T.Pratchett and the wocky part:lefae


  • From town to town with the company of the talking rats!


    Welcome to my...street...yehh,my street.I am AmazingMaurice_.People call me just Maurice.Maurice the Amazing and bla-bla.Yes,I'm from the book named "Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents".I know the talking rats,yes.They're very smartbut they are incredibly brainless.Smart but brainless.You can call me MAURICE.You must call me a "cat".I will scratch your eyes out,if you call me "kitty".So..read on,I have a lots of reading to you.



    About the famous "me

    This Is the famous "me".I don't have any "normal" friends beacause of my personality.I love rock music and I have a whole bunch of talking rodents.They aren't mine,but..isn't it weird that they can talk too?I guess they ate that magic stuff,when I was still dumb.Then I ate one of the "changers" and began to talk!Anyway,that's extremel weird.I do have a petpet,he's one of the changers,too.One of the oldes,who born before that "change".He loves tapdance and shows.But I like him best of my "Friends".I live in streets,I travel from one town to the next one with my friends and my owner.And then we get a lots of money,when they play that they are annoying rats and my owner takes them away.Then we..umm,I get alll the money and when I get old,I get a fine milk every day!I also have only one sibling,Xineku.He's a mutant kougra.We both live on the streets.We have almost same personalities,but cats aren't good.Cats are the kings of "Nature".And humans think THEY are.Bleh.Have you seen a cat feeds a human!?But kougras and tigers aren't cats.They are felines,yes,but not cats.I also don't like dogs,thust like my owner.They're dumb,barking creatures,who smell and kill the weaker creaturs!*hissss*


    History

    Born on the streets

    Hm..like five years ago a kitten was born in the street.A grey one.He was very small,but he already was the strongest in this cat-family.The kitten was me.I didn't have a name,beacause we were an alley-cats,without an owners.Noonono,I wasn't abandoned.My owner actually created me...somehow.But yeah,I didn't have any name.As soon as we started to walk,many of my brothers and sisters were attacked by lupes and gelerts.Only I survived,but since of my kittenhood,I have such a...bitten and rippen ears.Time moved along and my mother got old and wek.Blame that huge lupe,he ate my mother.

    Teenageness

    Ah yeah...it happened before I got...hmm..what are you guys think?Before I got one year old?Yehh...Mmk,I was a cat of problemó.Chasing the female cats,battling with the others.I was a loner and I didn't have any friends beacause of my manners.I was kinda..well,punky.When I heard rock music from the opened windows,I freaked out totally!Excpecially I liked to listen..Rammstein?Yehh,the German rock band.Extremely fine music.I just sat under the window and shaking my head in the rhytm.I still like that kind of music.I also liked the other rock bands.There was a certain window,under what I always sat.One day,I sat there and listened the music.Suddently,I saw a red headed human girl."IIIK!" I yelled.The girl took me up.Seems she didn't care when I scratched her everywhere.He put me onthe sofa.I tried to run away,but the windows and doors were closed.Charon was the girl's name.She gave me food and clean water.It tasted much better than the food,what I could find on the streets.I still couldn't talk,beacause my mind was..well...ordinary cat's mind.Clever cat's,yes..but still only a cat's mind.

    A new owner and a lots of things to discover

    My trust at my new owner grew every day.She feed me,took care about me and,true,washed me..well,not every day,but still quite often.I think she doens't know that most of the cats don't like water.Pleh!No talking yet,I was still an ordinary cat. After a while,I returned to streets.My owner let me out.I feed myself now and live my own life,but when I get into REALLY serious problems,Charon will help me. I traveled in the streets,until I caught a rat.I think he said something in English.I didn't care,so,I ate him.And..I started to think and..talk!Oh the drama!I was totally confused.Muu,what's going on?The days later I found the talking rats.At first they didn't trust me,but when I promised to eat nobody,who can talk,they began to be a friends of mine.

    Adult

    Now I'm an adult.I talk often,very often with my owner,my "friends",and a strange dumb-faced boy and a girl named Malicia.I think Malicia and Charon(my owner) looks just the same,only,Malicia is tall and Charon is short.I pretty like my life.Can't complayn about anything,exept the canines.Ughh!



    Petpet

    Sardine's my brown psimouse.He was born before the "change",but I think he likes talking.He loves tapdance,he wears a hat and a walking stick..a tiny one.He's clever and fast and he always cheer up the other "rodents" and me,too.He's a funny guy.Well,he really isn't my petpet,he's a free sould,but I just like him best.


    Powers

    I really don't have any.Exept I'm unnormally clever.Maybe that is my special power and..oh,yeah,cat's normally can't talk but I can.I'm de klever one!I can depute humans.Well..every cat can do that but I'm extremely good at it.I also can confuse the dogs,beacause,welll...if they hear somebody to talk in human language,they get confused and I have time to run away.I guess I'm sorta lucky cat that I can talk,but I don't like thinking.If you think about something,you just CAN'T stop thinking!That's the annoying part.Bwarrr.My brother,Xineku do have some magic stuff.He breats out the "agnoy gas".I know what it is and it isn't good.Oi,it isn't good at all.So,I think I can live very well without magic.I don't know,why people wants magic so badly!They're lazy,I guess.I'm content with myself and I'm greedy.That doesn't disturb me very much.I have never owned a wings and I don't want them,too.So much for the powers.


    Likes/Dislikes

    Likes:
    Daylight
    Money
    lamb meat
    Fooood!
    Dislikes
    Rat kings
    Darkness
    Rat named Peach.Too intelligent,I can't depute her
    CANINES!!!


    F.A.Q.

    Q.Can my pet be your pet's friend?
    A.They MUST roleplay first

    Q.Can I be your friend?
    A.Not out of the blue

    Q.Can you draw me a picture?
    You must have a decent pet,then yes.

    Q.Can I have one of your pets?
    ask that again and TNT blows you up,beacause begging of other's pet.


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