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Stats

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Age: 49705 hours
Level: 15
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 132 lbs
Hit Points: 16 / 16
Strength: GREAT (22)
Defence: beyond godly (20)
Movement: lightning (15)
Intelligence: very clever (34)

Likes And Dislikes Why do you want such useless information?

	• Playing Cheat! • Treasure Hunting • Trying my luck with Scratchcards • Exploring the Lost City of Geraptiku • Pickpocketing Neopoints and Dubloons • Shopping (cough) in the Neopian Marketplace • The chase after I've been caught red handed • My bodyguard, Bemisho, the Mutant Hissi • Everything in my Treasure Chest
	• Being touched • Being called short • Being groomed for the BC • My overly affectionate petpet, Lizark • Listing my Likes and Dislikes

My Story

Don't you have something better to do?

There is a lot of history that I'm not really willing to get into with a complete stranger, but I guess since you've come all this way, I will tell you some things about my past. Everything started back when Neopia was in shambles, at war. I was just a young ixiling at that time, so Gang was appointed as my guardian. It was his job to make me disappear, essentially. Keep me hidden, keep me safe. This is how our lives as thieves started. Posing as a common thief prevented questions. It was pretty much just the two of us until I became old enough to choose a servant. I was taken to a place where the room was filled with neopians who were hoping to be chosen as it is a huge honor. Every prince will only ever have one servant in his entire lifetime and they share a special bond. I was told that I would know right away who my servant was suppose to be, but as I stood in the middle of them all... I was not drawn to any. That is, until the Prince of Lennys - a fierce, but beautiful warrior and leader - approached me. He knelt down, held out his hand, and in his palm was a very tiny egg. He told me that if I took care of it properly, it would one day turn into a loyal and faithful companion. I accepted and held onto that egg with my dear life. I took it everywhere with me, keeping it safe and warm at all times until it finally hatched. It was a hissi with not one, but two heads! And he grew up incredibly fast. He was soon carrying me, instead of the other way around.

I'm sorry, but that's all I have time to tell about, right now.

Family More like a Motley Crew

	This is Bemisho, my loyal servant and lifelong friend. I'm not sure if he has an anthro form like the rest of us do. If he does, he's never shown it to anyone and you can't exactly ask him about it either - he's mute, for the most part. Only grunts and hisses, really.
This here is Jurgen He's a very strange Tyrannian. Unlike his prehistoric brethren, he cares way too much about his appearance, spending a ridiculous amount of time in the bathroom grooming himself -- he's worse than a girl! It's a miracle we get anywhere on time with him. He also sleeps more than any neopet I know.
	This handsome fellow is Zeb. Gang rescued him from the pound - I guess his rather lame name combined with his looks kept him from being adopted. But he's really smart. Invents new gadgets all the time. And he plays a lot of neogames. I just prefer Cheat myself.
Ugh, do I really have to take about him? ... This is Eskurye. Gang transmogrified him awhile back and ever since we haven't gotten along. He used to be such a lovable chia (If you couldn't tell, that was sarcastic). Now, he spends his time racing and tormenting the faeries. He also likes betting on the poogle races from time to time.
	This is Xidoca. Gang recently adopted him from another neopian, and seems to really get along with Eskurye... which makes me worried. His little brother, Aristonorous, is extremely cute but they bare no resemblance.
This here is Aristonorous. He is so cute, I'm gonna die. Reminds me of when Bemisho was little, but Gang says that Aristo will remain this small, probably forever. Hope Bemisho doesn't get jealous of the lil guy.

Lizark,
My Lil' Annoyance

No, seriously... can you pry him from my leg, now?

I was searching in this deserted tomb within the Lost City for weeks, trying to find the Lost Treasure of Geraptiku that was rumored to be there. But what I found in the chest was this little guy and now I can't get rid of him. No wonder no one wanted to find it. Gang told me I'm stuck with him and I should just accept that and give him a name, but so far I can only think of Pest.