1) Hi I'm *insert famous person's name here*" -Nice to meet you, I'm Michael Jackson, wait why are you running? Come back!- If you believed me... or them, your even more of an idiot than I realized..
2) Always check to see if the pet exists before trying to adopt. If it's a Newbie account claiming to pound a nice pet, and you make a nice application – jokes on you
3) Chain Letters = Frozen Account. If they worked we'd all be rich.
4)"Give me a ___ /I wanna adopt _____" -no work = no pet. Earn one yourself or make an application to adopt. Why would I give you a hard earned pet? Don't like working? Pound surf, go interrupt a transfer for all I care - just don't bug me.
5) Account got scammed? Get over it. Your fault, once again. Neopets has pin numbers now for a reason.
6) So called best friend stole your stuff? Make better friends. Seriously.
7) Broke? Play games, do dailies. Don't beg, it just annoys people.
8) Sick of Tarla? –To bad, she's not going anywhere anytime soon. Might as well take advantage and collect the giveaways.
9) Hate trading boards? Stay away from pound chat. Neopets says they're fine, and their opinion is the one that counts –not yours
10) Made a petition? TNT doesn't care. It's a waste of time. If you have a real gripe, contact them directly… and they may look into it – eventually.
11) Spamming boards annoying you? Don't encourage the n00bs by posting. Just report and move on.
12) "Who needs help?" boards. Instead of making a board, go to the tons of boards asking for help –common sense people, common sense
13) Need help? Make sure there is not already a topic on the subject you're having problems with. We don't need a million "Advent Calendar Trouble" boards or "The Glitch" – everyone knows by now.
14) "How much is a ____?" I get tired of saying this – DON'T BE LAZY, go check the shops and trades yourself.
15)"I'm pregnant and the baby's coming out" boards... First of all, they would'nt be on neopets, second of all - WHY THE HECK DID YOU CLICK ON THE BOARD?
16) If it says "POUNDING *enter expensive color/pet here* don't bother. Most likely it's a scam, if not, you mostly likely aren't going to get the pet anyways." Besides, wound'nt it be more satisfying to earn the pet?
17) If you try to transfer a pet though the pound – be warned, you might lose it, your fault, there is no guarantee you'll see you're precious pet again. Use the trade option, don't go complaning when you loose a pet in the pound.
18)Begging for donations- No, it's not ASKING; it begging. It's against the rules and reportable. YOUR goal...YOU fund it! Besides, most people don't have much np anyways, and would'nt spend it on you.
19)"Girls only boards" -Get a life! Are you like 3? I really hate the boards that add "Boy's sneak in through the back door"-my god, you are annoying.
20)Neopets was made for COLLEGE students - Don't make boards about some people being to OLD for neopets - maybe you're just to young
21)N00b- annoying scammer/spammer
Newbie-Harmless little idiot
Learn the difference
22)There are a few neopets rules I really like -I love the report button as do many others
23)By saying "reported" you are bumping the spammers/scammers board.
24)There is a difference between need and want. You don't need a *insert fancy pet here* you WANT one and refering to number 4 you are BEGGING
25)A NEWBIE is not nessary a N00B! There is a big differance. A newbie is someone new to neopets - most of the time clueless. A n00b is a spammer/scammer all around annoying person. They are NOT the same thing. -Do I have to continue to repeat myself?
26)SCAMMER-Someone who trys to get peoples neopoints by saying things like "I'll account sit, Go to this website and get 1000np, tell me your PW " They attempt to get into your account. A SPAMMER is different; they post pointless messages and make annoying boards that are not neorelated. Often times these boards will be related to "Yo Mama, Reproduction, or a fake "real life" crisis.
Questions, comments, or a gripe?
Send me a neomail for questions, comments, and suggestions. Gripes will be ignored - or sceenied and made fun of; whatever I feel like doing at the moment.

Oh look! Feel honored, first person to be used as an example.