Hello stranger, welcome to my home in the farthest corner of the Hautened Woods. Why? It's the best place to plan on how to make the prophecy not come true. Are you a villin? If not, shoo! Welcome villin! *sits down in throne with skulls* You have come to hear a tale, correct? Come a bit closer, and listen very carfully. What's that about not sounding 17? Well, I am, whether you like it or not. Be queit and listen!

Who Am I?

That's a good question indeed. Will you ever know? No. Will you know a bit? Yes.

Life before April

I wasn't always called "April" you know. No, I wasn't. I wasn't created as "April" Either. So who am I? Experiment #5678 Yes, Experiment #5678. Here's the tale:

I was born a beutiful red ixi of merdeill back when ixi were limited edition. Crazy owners would rush to create-a-pet to grab one of us. I had a lovely owner named Alex. The username is unimportant. She treated me like absolute royalty....until the tragic day came. Ixi became unlimited, and my owner was furious: she had a regular red ixi. Immediatly, she pounded me and left me with 250 neopoints: just enough to buy myself a couple baked potatos from the pound's cafatorium. 5 years went by: no one. I had forgotten my name, everyone just called me "it". I called myself "it".

Eventually a schorchio with goofy eyes and lab coat came along and said he would spring me out that night IF I promised to to what he said. He would feed me. Give me a decent shelter. Being the oblivious ixi I was, I foolishly said yes. He paid 80 neopoints and brought me to a labratory where about 6,000 other neopets were. They stood in a line.

Just go to the end of the line," he said with a creepy smile.

I was about to say no, but I couldn't. I was pushed by an invisible fose to the end of the line. Well, the line seemed to go on forever until I was finally at the front.

EXPERIMENT #5678!" shouted the crazy schorchio.

The same thing happend when I unwillingly was pushed un front of a huge thing, I was unsure what it was. Out of no where the huge thing zapped me. I felt a weird sensation all over, as if something went through me and stayed there. I closed my eyes and felt something burst out of me. I opened my eyes to see what happened.

I was amazed, the entire labratory walls were gone and everyone's fur was burnt. A faint black circle surronded me. Every neopet's jaw dropped.

Very good," said the crazy schorchio, taking down notes, "Now if you'll just-" but I didn't let him finish.

No," I said.

What's that?!" said the schorchio, taking down more notes.

NO!" I felt my eyes fill up with fire. The sorchio flew up into the air and started to flip up and down. I just smiled a small, almost evil smile. I walked out of the labratory and into the Haunted Woods. I then realized something:

I was a witch.

I decided to go into the the farthers corner of it and build myself a small wooden shack, which is percicly what I did. There I got books and studied magic and the magical world for a year until I came across one that sparked my insterest. It said:

The Writing Book: Once You Open It, Your Life Will Depend On It

Being still foolish about magic, I opened it up and it started to write in beutiful cursive in front of my face:

For the unnamed witches,
there is a ixi who stands
as far as she can.
For the genius boys of the unnamed world,
one will rise and unite magical kind.
For the shy boys of the new world,
one will rise and unite unmagical kind.
If they fail,
for the unnamed witch must seek,
the witch will rise,
unite neopet kind,
And rule for enternity!

The unnamed witch must seek the showers,
not the flowers.

~

I thought this was most perculiar, btu I thought about the last line. Then it hit me:

April showers bring May flowers
I was supposed to look for April! I looked into the water bowl to see a red ixi with a xweetok and tonu. That's it! I thought. I immediatly rushed out of my shack and flew to neopia central on my broom. When I arrived I tried to get the ixi I saw.

Psst!" I said, "Over here!" The foolish ixi came over, so then I asked her a question:

What's your name?

_April___.....

Ok!" I said then I picked her up and lunged her into the pound. I made an ice cream cone appear and went over to the owner and two other neopets.

Hi Mom!" I said licking the ice cream.

Hello dear, it's time to go," said the owner.

It worked. Everyone thought I was April. Foolish mortals.

~

Well, as April I went around everywhere talking like this:
SoIwasatthemallyesterdayandsawthis ADORABLE miniskirtandIwaslike THAT'S SO CUTE! somymomlikegotitformesonowi'mlikeawesome!

*laughs*You guys fell for it! As if someone this awesome would be so stuipid! LOL!

So I attempted to make the prophecy come true and well, it didn't work so well...but it WILL in the future! I can GUARENTEE it!

Recently Re-Discovered

Alright, so I have been recently rediscovered as the Unamed Witch? Big deal. I'll still rule neopia, and I'm not going to let Ohanzee stand in my way.

Some of you may call it "friends", but I do have what I call "alliences" with other villins. If your a villin, contact me. I pay.

Ah, yes, Uswelli. Very practical villin indeed, helps me with evil plans. I almost trust her occasionally. We raided the Usukicon together. Good times, good times.

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