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Stumbling wearily into the dark forest you hear faint voices. Curiously, you press forward. Slamming unrepentantly into a tree, you rub your face, grumbling under your breath. "Can't see...
After reclaiming yourself, you continue on, coming to an abrupt stop. Two sets of eyes are now upon you. One belonging to Dr. Frank Sloth, and the other a periwinkle death threat.
Well, well, well.. look who's stumbled upon our meeting," Sloth cackles, inching forward.
The Faerie Lupe steps forward, evil sneer on his lips. "I do hope you'll stay for a while....

Page being redone. Excuse the mess.



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The friends I've known have pretty much vanished.

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| Open |

So you fancy roleplay do ya? What luck! If you're in the mood go ahead and send a NEOMAIL my way. All I ask is that you hold to a few rules:

  • No chatspeak whatsoever. I won't RP in anything less than novel format.

  • I'm not too fond of anthro RP. Quad is the way to go for this one. However, at times I'll make exceptions.

  • Be literate! In other words, full sentences and all that good stuff!

  • Keep in mind Alpheus is a Sloth minion. He works and holds true to Lord Sloth. ;)

  • Also, I have a life outside of Neopets. So responses back may take a bit of time. but I will respond to them.

    • See... that wasn't overkill, now was it? *cackles darkly*

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    Our Sloth-tasticly cool page award:



    Yeah, that's right. I'm being forced to give out a pet page award... but only to pets that Lord Sloth and my owner deem as worthy. If you've worked hard on your petpage and think you deserve our award then Neomail my owner. And don't forget to fill out the form below.

    Your name:
    Pet's Name:
    Species:
    Why you think your pet deserves to win:

    These are the people who have received my page award thus far:


    If it's decided and you've won our award, you'll be notified and be given a link to the true award. This one shown here is only a sample. Got it?



    My awards. Some from before the re-vamp.

    Thank you!

    The sparkling watermelon award! Clicky here to get your own!
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    Pretty isn't just for Girls...

    Custom Requests: Closed
    Custom Trades: Open

    If you want to adopt one of these handsome Lupes, I don't blame ya! I'd want one too. I'm only doing customs of these little fellas. However, there are a few rules you need to be advised of:

    1) NO STEALING!! Do not STEAL these or claim them as your own! Steal and be mauled, by yours truly.
    2)Do NOT alter the image in ANY way.
    3)Do NOT remove my signature.
    4) Do NOT alter the coding. Make sure you link back to me!
    5) Do not place these into the Beauty Contest.
    6) Regular Neopet colors are by request only. I don't have time to make the masses anymore.
    6)Please do not take customs if they aren't yours.

    7)* Please host your own customs. After a week I will delete them. I won't responsible for deleted adoptees!

    So go ahead and NEOMAIL with the subject "Sloth Pwns All" in the subject (so I know you've read the rules). If you don't then I won't consider you for one.

    Please include a detailed description of your pet and a reference picture.

    * And PLEASE if you see anyone using my art in the BC or Image Gallery, or claiming that my work is theirs, report it and bring it to my attention? No one should be doing that in the first place!



    Ixi Adoptables:
    Koi Adotables: Sparkling Waters
    Jetsam Adoptables: ::Guardian of the Waters::

    :Pick ups:



    Lonnor





    Magic Crystal





    Sky





    Maiagaru





    Miragedetristessa





    Highkyll





    Nightmare9809





    MorikoSan





    For stripess54





    For indigoblaze56





    Illamo





    Yiark





    Tsinner





    Ataxius





    Escaih






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    [Just drag the thumbnails into your address bar to view them fully.]

    By Oracle

    By Others

    Thank you SO much Twiluna! I do think I'm quite dashing.

    Msco_gal, I never knew I could look so handsome...

    I never knew I could make sitting look so good! Thank you.

    I AM such a handsome creature... Stunning, isn't this one? THANK you so much Issy. Love you forever.

    Oh, another one! SUCH a nice angle. THANK you, Mira!

    Wow. How cool can I look? Thank you gothicfantasy.

    Jilly-Bean. I love ya. This is unbelievably handsome. Thank you so much!!

    *breathes* I'm SO... CUTE. WOW. Thank you Noka so much!

    Am I handsome or am I handsome? Thanks Diz!

    How I love myself. Thank you, kindly Jewel.

    Wow Richard. You've made me more handsome than I could ever know. Rawr. Gorgeous.

    *fans self* Is it hot in here, or is it just me? Oh wait. It IS! Hah! Thanks Crystalwolf VERY much. *bows*

    That is SUCH an interesting skull. I wonder if it's made of real crystal. I look positively alluring. Thank you Liz much. This is easily one of my favorites.

    Aww. It's me and storm. How neat. THANKS Sneezle so very much.

    I look so frighteningly happy. I must have just smacked Fyora. Hah! Thank you Natalilly.

    I am ADORABLE! Thank you Riz.

    Oh my. Those colors are amazing! I look so handsome! Thank you Amanda.
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    Hey there. Owner Oracle speaking. This was written because of the multiple neomails I've received. Getting tired of getting asked the same things over and over again. I figured this would be easier this way...

    Q: Oh, WOW! How'd you get those COOL backgrounds on your pet pages and shops!?

    A: All of the layouts on my pets pages, I made myself. I just wasn't satisfied with what was out there. ;)

     Q: Alpehus is so kwel. Will he go out with my pet? My pet likes him!

     A: Probably not.

    Q: How come he won't date him?

     A: Being a minion of sloth doesn't leave much time...

    Q: Will you donate to me?? I'm poor!

     A: I don't "donate" to beggars. It may sound harsh, but go play some games and earn some neopoints to get what you want.

     Q: Will you join my guild? *sends invite* JOIN MY GUILD! --HUH!?

     A: No time for guilds anymore unless it's on World of Warcraft. And even there I'm spoken for.

    Q: Will you be my neofriend?

     A: Go ahead. Knock yourself out. but if you don't talk to me within a week after submitting the request, I'm deleting you.

     Q: Aww... can my pet be one of Alpheus' friends!??

     A: Of course! Though, I have one rule: ROLE PLAY.

     Q: So how old are you?

     A: *twaps you* Never ask a woman her age. I'm older than 21 and younger than 40. You have 29 chances to guess right.

    Q: Where are you from? You know... where do you live?

     A: In Gotham City, California. Duh?

    Q: Art Trade!?

     A: *grins* Sure. Neomail me along with a sample of your work. We'll have to see how busy I am first though.

     Q: Will you make me a petpage/layout??

     A: Um, probably not. Want to pay me? It's how I make a living...

     Q: By the way you're answering these questions, you sound mean!

     A: I'm not mean, I'm just being honestly blunt. There's a difference. Heh.


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    If you need to contact my owner for any reason at all, go ahead and NEOMAIL her. She won't mind... unless you show idiocy or something like that. Then she probably won't give you the time of day.
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    Link back? NEOMAIL me if you're wanting to exchange links.





    ::Link Out::

    Less.Talk.More.Rokk.

    Lord Sloth wants you to...::Silence is Golden::::Sparkling Waters:: ::Guardian of the Waters::True Shot::Oracle's Doodles::
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