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The late 1990s. Microsoft begins work on a new operating system. Codename Neptune. Unlike the tyranny of DOS-based generations before it, it works on an Windows NT shell. Updated, secure, better. An updated version of Windows 2000, built for the new millennium.

Alas, nothing was good enough for Microsoft. The January of 2000. Project Whistler was intended to be the single OS to rule them all. For a living room or an office. 3-D graphics. Product activation. It rose on August 22, 2001. It was perfect. And it was me. WELCOME TO WINDOWS XP!


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Goals



Make eXPerience a Robot Reptillior.
Achieve operating system domination.
Beauty Contest trophy.
At least 5 pieces of fan art.


Playlist



Windows XP Error Music (look it up on YouTube)
My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark-Fall Out Boy
Radioactive-Imagine Dragons
Ex's and Oh's-Elle King
Extraterrestrial-Katy Perry
Nightcore- 21st Century Digital Girl
Nightcore- Don't Trust Me
Nightstep- Titanium


Attributes


Date of Birth:August 22, 2001
Real Species:Operating System
Neopets Species:Robot Hissi
Proper Gender Pronouns:Her/she or they/them
Desktop Background:Bliss (XP Default)
Petpet:eXPerience the Reptillior
What does XP stand for:Experience, Extreme Performance, or Ex-Paperclip.
Properly addressed as:XP, Windows XP, or The Windows XP.
If you call her by the Neopet name Zorroe, she will send out an apocalyptic horde of icons and destroy your Apple products.


Story Vignettes and Anecdotes


This is mostly a diary based off of personal eXPerience. Hehe. Do you see what I did there? Anyway, here it is.

August 22, 2001

What am I supposed to do? I don't quite understand. Daddy said that I was supposed to ki11 MS-DOS. But why? From what I heard, whatever that is, it's not an Apple product. So what's he complaining about? But I'm supposed to do it with this pretty glowing sword.

Sometime in 2003

This is all nice now. Just about everyone loves me. Except for the weird DOS freaks. What was so good about Windows 95, anyway? All I know is that I had to mimic her to make the DOS people happy.

May 2005

Daddy just said that I wasn't going to be as widespread. And I got this little successor thing. Vista, he called it. The moment I tried to greet it, it shot a dialog box at me asking if I was sure I wanted to network. Why does it care about my business?

Sometime in 2007

Heh. The little successor Vista thing failed. A disappointment in all senses of the word. After all, nobody wants to wade through that many dialog boxes. Which means I still get a nice amount of fame and fortune.

April 8, 2014

Daddy said he loved me. Well, that was a big fat lie. Daddy has no soul. He just wanted to squeeze money out of me, like I was some financial sponge. I stopped being profitable, so he threw me out on the streets of Redmond. He must be some kind of psycho. Who would do that to a little 12-year-old? Seriously!

This excellent story vignette is by the amazing rintintan.

Lenny Librarian - Windows XP

Tap! Tap! Tap!

The altador librarian tapped tiredly at the keyboard. The coding for the latest Windows scolled endlessly on the screen, as the lenny's eyes squinted in the computer light.

As he finished the last bit typing, the coding began to blink. Once. Twice. Three times. Had he imagined it? The librarian rubbed his gritty eyes as the coding continued to blink faster and faster until the coding window suddenly closed.

The lenny scrambled at his keyboard. No! No! No! Not all of his hardwork. The beginning of a new era of windows had just been at his fingertips!

As he frantically tried to re-open his window, he noticed a pixel in the bottom corner of his screen become larger. Slowly a hissi emerged on his screen. He'd never seen the like of it before!

Green upper body, with the windows symbol shining on her forehead. Her torso was divided by white and blue, while her tale was a bunch of pulsing circuits. Behind her spread great grey wings with multiple icons woven amongst the delicate bones shifting under the grey skin.

The hissi appeared to look out at him, tongue slipping back and forth out of her mouth, before it twisted and turned on the screen. It eventually reached the windows icon, where it seemed to disappear.

Uh oh, the lenny thought.

Meanwhile all over Neopia, Windows icons flashed and changed with a hissi whirling around the main logo. Updates happened across every computer with Windows, while the hissi would appear to unsheath a glowing sword before disappearing along with MS-DOS from every system.

The next afternoon, the librarian lenny received a call from King Altador, discussing the bug with Windows. The lenny kept quiet, not saying a thing about the origin of the cyber hissi.



Sightings in Reality


I have figured out how to escape from your computers into reality. Here is where I have been sighted.







Song Parodies


I've found some quite nice songs but there's something wrong with them. They're not about me. So, I fixed them.

Windows XP Ad (Parodied from Princess Bubblegum:with great apologies to S3RL)
I can be your WinXP
with stability from WinNT
cause everybody knows that Windows ME
made Bill Gates himself let out a scream

And you can be, be right here at your desk
doing all your business
with a shell that works just like NT
And computing at home
You don't have to be alone
With networking features from Windows ME

I can be your WinXP
with stability from WinNT
cause everybody knows that Windows ME
made Bill Gates himself let out a scream

And you can be, be right here at your desk
doing all your business
with a shell that works just like NT
And computing at home
You don't have to be alone
With networking features from Windows ME
Hey, man, are you on Windows 95?
It's the OS I know!
Let me show you modern times.


I can be your WinXP
with stability from WinNT
cause everybody knows that Windows ME
made Bill Gates himself let out a scream

And you can be, be right here at your desk
doing all your business
with a shell that works just like NT
And computing at home
You don't have to be alone
With networking features from Windows ME

I can be your WinXP
I can be your WinXP
I can be your-
I can be your-
I can-
I can-
I can-*Windows error sound*
I can be your WinXP
with stability from WinNT
cause everybody knows that Windows ME
made Bill Gates himself let out a scream

And you can be, be right here at your desk
doing all your business
with a shell that works just like NT
And computing at home
You don't have to be alone
With networking features from Windows ME

They don't know this is an ad.
Such silly biological lifeforms.





Hissi Adoptables


These things seem somehow fascinated with me. I figured I would accept them as they are.

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