A day in The Life of Zip
9:00am - wake-up time
9am I wake with a cracking head ache due to all the fighting I did yesterday. Ouch, it hurts when the fist of a 200 kilo tiger punches you for calling him a loser freak. Anyway, I usually lie in bed thinking what my plans are, today I decide to do whatever my paws take me to.
9:30am - Getting up
I wait until the 11th time Ecosmo calls me to go down for breakfast and manage to haul myself out of bed to stumble over to the bathroom.
9:35am - Bathroom time
Um, I don't think you need to know what happens in the bathroom (:
9:45am - Breakfast
Food fight time! I usually start the food fight by flicking a piece of cereal at some random person and then it just escalates from there. This usually lasts for 15-20 minutes and then I have to go and make myself some more breakfast.
10:45am - Cruising for leads
At this time I put on me shades and head out for some new leads. Usually I'll call for Simba but today I decide I'll have a day to myself
11:00am - Interesting
After wandering for 15 minutes I come across Occulte who is inicently watching some birds. I sneak up behind him and scream "BOO". He runs away. I laugh.
11:05am - Boredom
I have been out for 20 minutes and already boredom is beginning to kick in. I sigh and head to Simba's house. Simba says he is busy. I complain. I have to run away to save myself from being injured.
11:30am - Ecosmo
I turn a corner and come across Ecosmo inspecting the first flower of spring. At first I wonder whether I should go and stamp on it but then understand that is very childish. So I stroll up to him grinning and say "mornin'" He just looks at me gone out, maybe its becuase its the first nice thing i have said to him. Woah, today is special
11:45am - Great Escape
Ecosmo started talking about flowers and as today I am being nice I couldn't just leave. But it felt as though my brain was turning to mush so I had to pretend I was meeting someone. Ecosmo couldn't take a hint and kept on following me. So I had to the only thing I could think of. I dived into a nearby river and swam across away from Ecosmo (he canna swim)
12:00pm - Hunger
I have just heard the church bell ring 12 times and my stomach immediately started to gurgle. Hmm, what to eat? I go wandering again in search for nosh.
12:10pm - FOOD
Oh yay! I have come across a massive tub of cream, it is so beautiful and there is till half left. *sniff* smells a bit pongy but that can't be helped
12:30pm - Illness
Ok, I think that cream might have been a bit out of date because my tum has gone all weird and I keep needing the loo, oops gotta go
1:00pm - Dying
My head hurts, my stomach hurts. Help, please someone. Ha! Now my owner'll wish she bought me that mobile I wanted. Because if she had maybe, just maybe I'd survive and my stomach wouldn't have colapsed. Not that it has exactly..
1:15pm - My*cough*hero?
Ok,something very weird has just happened. I was about to give up hope of anyone ever finding me when a familiar faced popped round the corner, Ecosmo. "Zip! I have been looking everywhere for you, our owner has been very anxious". I just looked at him trying not to show how relieved I was.
1:45pm - The vets
Oh great we are on our way now to the vets. Ecosmo is carrying me and I don't think he is very happy about is as I am not light. But I am the invalid
1:55pm - In the Vets
Muhahaha, I have hid under a chair they'll never find me
2:00pm - Found
They found me and are dragging me to see the vet who is looking at me worriedly. Ha! I'll bite him.
2:30pm - Ok again
Yay! I am better now. I just had to take some flat-u-less tablets to lower the bloating and a injection to stop my stomach hurting. Now I am going cruising for some more leads
2:31pm - Maybe not
Stupid Ecosmo says I am not allowed to and must go home to rest. But why I am feeling good again. Oh well, I'll climb out the window
3:00pm - On the run
I have just jumped out the window, my room is 3 stories up so if there was no bushes to cushion my fall I could be at the vets again. But I'm a survivor.
3:15pm - Searching for Simba
I am walking around aimlessly again. I want to find Simba because I am in the mood for hun... Oh gawd, I can here Nipathena and her friends. better hide
3:20pm - Nipathena
Nipathena has just found me and is covering me in kisses. 'Oh*kiss*Zip. I was so*kiss* worried about you! Ecosmo has just told me all about it!' I tell her I'm a survivor and she tells me how great and brave I am.
3:30pm - Caught
This is why I hate Ecosmo. He is soo embarrassing. Nip is still telling me how great I am when suddenly Ecosmo comes storming over. Furious. I see he means business and make a run for it but he grabs me and drags me home while Nip and co. giggle in the background. My life is officially over.
3:45pm - The Arguement
Ok, maybe I went a bit over the top shouting at Ecosmo. But he has ruined my life. I'll never be able to set paw outside this house ever again without people laughing at me. He dragged me, Zip, the cat who everyone is afraid of. Well, not everyone but lots of people. Now they'll just laugh at me because I was dragged by a poncy gelert.
4:00pm - Hunger II
I can't believe this, first he embarresses me in front of everyone, then he locks me in my room (even the windows) and now he says I can't have anything to eat until dinner! How mean is that? Well, he says its for my own good because my stomach might not want anything else due to that cream. But I think he's just being evil.
4:15pm - Evil scheme
I have been thinking of ways to make Ecosmo pay, I have decided to give him the fright of his life. Muhahaha...
4:20pm - Play dead
Ok, I have been 'dead' for 5 minutes and ... wait I can here Ecosmo calling. If I don't answer he will get worried and come and check on me
4:45pm - Ha
Ha! Did I scare him, lemme tell you what happened. I was lying dead when Ecosmo bursts into the room. He screams when he sees me and picks me up, shaking me. "I'm so sorry Zip! Please, come back to life and I'll give you anything you want! Anything!" He sobs. "Anything?" I say opening one eye. "Zip you *censored*" Ecosmo says dropping me on my head. (I thought cats were meant to land on their feet?). Buut. He did feed me and says if I promise to be good I can have an hour to go out and play. I just looked at him raising an eyebrow and said. "I don't 'play'".
5:00pm - Hunting
Now I am an excelent hunter. I am not exactly allowed to kill my prey, because Ecosmo says this is cruel. But isn't it in cats nature to kill things? Anyway, I have just seen a fuzzy cybunny and am about to pounce.
5:10pm - Darigan lupe
I was just about to pounce on it when suddenly a giant darigan lupe appeared. The cybunnies guardian. Great. The cybunny sticks its tongue at me and hops away leaving me with this ugly beast. Um. Ecosmo?
5:15pm - Lupe fight
Oh no, its going to eat me! huh? Occulte! Oh wow, Occulte is here, will he save me? The darigan lupe turns around and looks shocked as he sees Occulte. It runs away. Woah, how could a giant like that be afraid of wimpy Occulte?
6:00pm - Occulte
It turns out the darigan lupe and Occulte are old enemies, wow, Occulte's strangeness has actually come in useful. I still don't think he likes me though. Oh well, better get back, I've been out more than an hour.
6:30pm - Sneaky Snacking
Heehee. We have all just had tea and Ecosmo told me to have less than everyone else. But what he didn't do was frisk me for contraband. I sneaked a whole can of Kite kat up to my room and ate it all, yum yum. That Ecosmo. Ha he can't beat the mighty Zipster
7:00pm - It returns
Hmm, a familiar feeling has suddenly occured in my stomach. It doesn't feel too good..
Oops, I've just been a bit sick over my bed. Hmmm, I know I'll scrape it into that old tin. There what shall I do with it? I'll leave it outside Ecosmo's door for a laugh. Oh well, at least I feel better now
7:30pm - Ecosmo's sicky paw
I have just heard a lot of shouting and cursing coming from Ecosmo's room. Better hide. Argh he's here, heh heh look at his paw. That's kinda humorous but I don't think its going to make it for the punishment he's going to give me..
7:45pm - Punishment?
Phew, that's lucky. All my punishment was was to do the washing up for a week, I'll sneak out of that easy peasy.
7:50pm - Punishment II
Ok, Someone needs to take a chill pill, now, not only do I have to do the washing up but I also have to be in bed for 8! Its sick, it really is.
8:00pm - Bedtime :o
No, I am not going to sleep. I'm not even tired. Cool cats like me do not fall asleep at 8'o clock. Even if they have had a busy day. *yawn* oops. I meant to do that. Anyway, this has been an average day for me. Would you like it to be yours? Course you do, sure sometimes it hurts but its worth it. Oh no, I've just thought about having to face Nip and co. tommorrow. Hopefully they've forgotten that whole fiasco of being dragged along the floor by Ecosmo. How could he do that to me? Hmm, wonder what I'll do tommorrow? Note to self - Do not eat cream that is past it best before date due to serios consequences like Ecosmo becoming your 'hero'. No, that isn't fair Ecosmo isn't really that bad. Just, bad. Yes, so, I have left you with this pic of me looking happy. Thankyou for visiting.
Have a nice day(:
Zip's dictionary (not in alphabetical order because Zip finds that too corny)
Catch ma drift? : Do you understand me?
Ain't : Is not
Da biz : cool
Cornyness : Very corny
Gormful : Big gorm
Swish : Nice/pretty
ABW : Already been worn
Took a dip : Went swimming
Nosh : Food
Kill me : Not literally, usually says this when Ecosmo is reading a maths book to him
Cheers me dears : Thankyou
Canna : Can't
Spiffy : good
Cruising for leads : Out looking for new things to do
Zip clones currently // 34!!
Please remember Zip has NO pair or second ears and black glasses from now on XD
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