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Zananah
Hmmm. What a strange neohome. It's one room, divided into 4 peices. The owner of these pets must be very cheap. From one corner, you hear wonderful music playing. It's your favourite song in the world! 'Desert Rose'! Well, you must go investigate.
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You pull open a drape of shimmering beads. Oh my. I don't beleive there has ever been a room so full of gold ever before. This is one rich neopet. Judging by the state of the rest of the neohome, this greedy little critter must be stealing all of her owners neopoints! Do you even want to meet her? You decide yes, because it will definately be an interesting experience. Just as you are about to touch a shiny, gold peice of artwork, a voice yells at you from the other side of the room.
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Don't touch that! *races to the statue, and rubs your dirty fingerprints off* Of course you're here to see me. You must have heard the chanting in the streets. I'm sure you want to hear all about me!
98829 hours ago, I graced the world with my birth. I was a pretty little blue aisha, who attracted many visitors. When I turned one, I demanded that andrea140 painted me a real colour. Of course I got to chose. At the time, the Desert Paintbrush was brand new. Naturally, I chose that one. It was the most expensive, but I had to have it. No other paintbrush would satisfy me. So smartie sold everything she owned, except my Anubis of course. All the other pets had to give up their petpets. *snickers* Shortly later, smartie presented me with the Desert Paintbrush. I ordered MadderHorn to carry me on his back to the Rainbow Pool (at that time he was still a Kau). I hopped into the whirling pool, and came out beautiful. Of course I was beautiful before. Since then, I have stayed a Desert Aisha. I've told smartie that if she even thinks about zapping me with that stupid Lab Ray of hers, I'll scream so loud the landlord will kick her out. And I in turn will kick out my siblings, and keep the neohome to myself. Perfect plan, I might just do it for fun. Dare me?
You cringe as smartie smacks you in the back of the head for toying with the idea. You decide to leave Zananah alone, as it seems she has become preoccupied with her mirror. You venture over to a wall, with photos, letters, and statistics all over it. Hmmm, the statistics catch your eye.
Stats:
Age: 98829
Level: 16
Strength: 16
Speed: 17
Defence: 16
HP: 11 / 21
Intelligence: 36
Siblings:
Well, I guess you know everything important about me. At least what you think is important. Now we'll move onto my siblings. *sighs*
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Dullanna: He's the oldest. Smartie's first pet. And he lets me know it all the time. *sticks out tongue* Dullanna is all knowing, old, and plain old dull. Hence his name. DULLanna. Actually pronounced Doo-lanna, but we'll ignore that fact. He's stuck with a Snowbunny for a year, because smartie wants the av! *laughs evilly*
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MadderHorn: I pick on him all the time. Good thing he's a wuss, or else he might step on me or something. The only cool thing about him is his flower. Smartie won'y let me wear a flower, because it contradicts desert and island. Plus I have a crown.
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Aranzik:
I don't really speak to this one. He's haloween right now. *gags* When he first came into our family, he was a she, and an Xweetok. Much nicer. I spoke to her then, she was very interested in becoming desert much like myself. Xweetoks only came in lame colours, so smartie decided to lab ray her. Well she instantly turned into a yurble, and hasn't been anything else since. How unfortunate.
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Sacaran:
My newest petpet. He matches me! *models with Sacaran* He hates it when people ruffle his feathers, so hands off! *smacks your outstretched hand*. However, he does like being scratched behind the ears. Watch out for his tooth, he bites. I shouldn't have warned you...
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Madison:
Maddy is my old petpet. I was bored of her, cause I owned her for 221 days. I still love her though, she's waiting for me in my part of the SDB. I go and visit her every now and then. I'm going to as soon as you leave. Hurry up guest.
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Santili:
Santili is my oldest petpet. He's been around for quite some time. All my older petpets ran away. I wonder why? Perhaps soon I'll use him again, and you can get a nifty av out of the deal. Not that I'd actually do anything for you...
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Gemahlie:
I like this one. Although she is Haloween *turns and gags again* she's got quite the personality. She's the boss of the account, we get along quite well. She tells her brother Maddah funny lies, and it freaks him out. Maybe soon I'll have Gemahlie come over for a play date. Now if I could only get her to go by the name of Gemah, it's so much nicer. MadderHorn came home with most of his fur missing one day because he called her Gemah.
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Maddah:
Annoying little bugger. He's a mommy's boy, gets everything he wants. And not by being forceful, just by instilling pity in everyone. Smartie tells me thats not the case, and that he actually is a shy little boy. It's all an act. I'll figure out his trick one day, then I can get anything from anyone! *grins*
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Shadowyon:
He reminds me too much of Dullanna. Apparently they are brothers. He sticks up for that little rat Maddah all the time. He's got a little more personaity that Mr.Dull, but still not enough to make him interesting. I won't waste your time on him.
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Fierchan:
Smart girl idolizes Gemahlie. Again, not so atractive with her manly flames, but at least she's got the attitude right. She tends to try following Gemahlie around, which is kind of annoying. When I asked her about the huge discusting scab above her eye, she just looked away and muttered something about bird mites. Rumor has it Gemahlie caught her going through her BD equipment, and took a round out of her. Silly girl, getting caught...
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Maloinari:
Malo is ever more boring than Dullanna. Aranzik told me that MadderHorn told him that it's because he misses the wild. But NeoRules say that stray pets are a no-no, so he has to have a home. His owner lets him wander wherever though, she's pretty slack I hear.
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CelebGil:
MadderHorn's best friend. He's a cool guy, pretty mean to chias. They're so ugly, they deserve to be picked on. Once MadderHorn came home covered in Pea Chia. Something about attacking them for fun. I might just have to put on my raincoat, gum boots, and face mask and give it a try. As long as nothing gets on my fur...
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Shamiele:
The biggest social butterfly I know. Out of the entire family, Shamie is my favourite. She's got conections. That girl's gonna go places, and she better take me with her. You need a beautiful best friend in order to get anywhere in life. Me, im just there for the after parties!
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End Credits:
andrea140 told me I have to thank you for coming. She also told me I must tell you to visit her website at:
-blocked-/smrtpants
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