Once upon a time...
There was an Aisha.
Who wasn't a big fan of reading.
So one day, he decided,
Hmm, for my petpage, I don't want to have a huge introduction. 'Cuz nobody will read it. cB"
He isn't the world's smartest Aisha.
But at least he knows what he wants.
I want MUFFINS!"
And then.....
The Aisha decided to guide you
Throughout his petpage.
But first, madam guest...." He grins.
THE STATS!"
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Name: Yokionu
Nickname: Kionu
Gender: Male
Species: Aisha (Feline)
Human Age: 13
Color: Split
Fav. Muffin: Valentines Muffin
Birthday: January 14
Owner: Artemish
Crush: Secret!
Petpet:Aeroplane the Biyako
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Part 2
The Aisha, you found out, was a bit snobby.
Every time you spoke, he would sit there, looking at his paws.
Once you learned his statistics, there was an awkward silence.
So..." He grumbles. Did I mention that I LOVE muffins?
Yeah," you say. "What of it?"
Muffins are almost as cool as me."
Why muffins? There's nothing really specially about those. Cupcakes are better.
Kionu, the Aisha, rung a pretend neck with his paws, hearing the word 'cupcakes'. LIES! Lies, all of it!" he spat. Down with cupcakes. Up with MUFFINS!" he shouted. Allow me to explain," he growled, with a slight mischevious grin. This Aisha really was a wierdo.
Kionu's Guide to...
MUFFINS
Choco-Strawberry Muffin!
First, this is your muffin. It's just about in the middle
of rare and common. But that doesn't mean it's not
tastey.=3 These well-baked, fluffy, warm muffins
are a nice gift to any muffin fan. -^_^-
It is also one of the more simpler muffins,
but it still must be treated with care. X3;
Sutek Muffin!
It's fairly good.
If you like sand.
Warm sand.
And little black pebbles.
That look like bugs.=D
Battle Muffin!
These things are mainly for the battledome,
but if you're willing to try this, just eat it
off the shelves of the shop. xD
I've never tried it, because... Well, I
don't usually like to eat battledome weapons. xP
Jelly Muffin!
Ah, here is a rather pleasent tasting one! -gigglesnort- This 'muffin' was made of pure red jelly,
cooked by the same overn that cooks all the other muffins! I find this muffin quite creative.=D
Evil Muffin
This must be one of my favorites! It reminds me of me, also. -puffs out chest- Evil, beautiful, and
smells GREAT! I'm addicted.=DDD
Valentines Muffin
Delicious! They're given out mostly on Valentines Day, by somebody who really love you... ^^-
Mega Carrot Muffin
Why ruin a perfectly good muffin by sticking dreadful CARROTS in it? I mean, they could have AT
LEAST put celery in. Oh well. At least it has the color orange in it. Like me.
Strawberry Bruce Muffin
This one is AWESOME. I'd say it was more of a cupcake, but still... They're related, aren't they? They both have the warm, fluffy, soothing, rich taste. Only this one has frosting! YUM!=D
Grapefruit Muffin
Juicy.. And tangy! At the same time! This muffin screams individuality, having fruits stuck inside and on top.=3 But I'd say the muffin part could have been cooked with more care. -nods to self stupidly-
Banana JubJub Muffin
No ordinary muffin, right here. o_o It tastes like- You guess it! BANANAS. o.O Again. Why do people spoil perfect muffins with such a foul tasting substance? -shakes head- Ordinary Banana muffins are fine, but these JubJub ones... o_o
White Chocolate Muffin
Ahhh.. White chocolate muffins. The most sweet muffins of all! It's like taking a bite out of soft, fluffy, white chocolate sugar.. Any chocolate lovers would worship this Muffin, as I do.
Vanilla Bruce Muffin Another one of these? o_o Oh well. They're still good!=3 A muffin as good as this has to rank in the top ten of all muffins!=D Especially with the delicious icing that it has on top... Yerm. x3
Kiwi Muffin
TANGY! JUICY! Sweet, warm, and fluffy! This Kiwii-icing muffin has such an unusual, rich, creamy taste.=3 The icing is the best part, it's home made, fresh from the oven at the bakery.=3
Lime JubJub Muffin
Mmm.... I'm a fan of this one alright! xD It's sour. o_o And sweet!=o What more could you want? It's especially good about how long they cooked it.. It's crisp and great! x333
Fire Muffin
Somebody cooked this one to long. oO; It's burning flames prevents me from eating it! How evil!
Tooth Faerie Muffin
Okay, I must admit, I've never tried this one. -gaspdrool- It's just... Look at how much the frosting looks like a tooth! Scary, no? I'll get around to trying it... Someday.. oo;
Chocolate JubJub Muffin
What is it with these JubJub muffins? Did I not make it clear that they're good, but are more like cupcakes? Jeeze. xD
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I have to say, there are a LOT of muffins to put here.=O Why don't you check my guide later?=3
Part 3
When Kionu had finally finished rambling on about the muffins, you noticed him walking toward his skateboard.
I didn't know you liked to skate."
I didn't know you liked cupcakes." The Aisha replied coldly, obviously still getting over the whole cupcake thing.
What else do you like?" You ignored his sarcastic remark.
Likes and
Dislikes
Kionu LOVES:
* Muffins
* Skateboards
* Twisted Roses
* Meowclopses
* Taelia
* Bakeries
* Fooling around
* Doodling
Kionu HATES:
* Cupcakes
* Mondays
* Bad jokes
* Spardels
* Being copied
* Bieng told what to do
* School
* Kionder
* Pens
That's nice." You say. "But who is Kionder, and why don't you like him?"
Kionder is my brother, and I don't like him because FAILS. C:" Kionu stated.
Ooh, your brother! Teach me more about your family. :D"
The Family
Kionder
Stupid, stupid Kio. You have to feel bad for him, really. Life must be hard being a idiot. And I mean that in a hateful, completely annoyed way. You think your siblings are irritating? Well, they're not. Not compared to mine. Kio is a hyper, destructive, mindless, selfish, lying little twerp who always has more attention then he needs.
Vishinu
She's also annoying. xD But, she's not completely useless. She can take me places I can't normally go by foot with her wings. Don't get me wrong, she's still very annoying. And nosey! She always has to know what I'm doing, where I'm doing it, and why. And what's worse, she's always too happy all the time! xD Don't you ever have any other emotions, Vishinu?
Vrelle
She's the newest one of the family. And, well... I don't really know what to think of her. She keeps to herself a little too much. She has these huge black wings that really creeps me out whenever she walks by. Whenever she's near, I get this feeling of despair and suspicion. I don't know who you are, Vrelle, but I'm going to find out. ):|
Erm... how pleasant. o_o" You said finally. "So you don't like anybody in your family?"
No. C: Well, yes. xD I like them all at some point... and plus, my owner treats me well. BD Kionu announced triumphantly, as if his owner had no choice but to treat him well.
So, you got any friends?" You asked, obviously expecting a no. How could somebody this snotty have any friends?
Duh! He laughed.
Friends
Tercacu
This is Kaku. She's the coolest girl ever~ and she owns a bakery! She's so fun to be around, and she's always nice to me. She gives me any kind of muffin I want, because she can make any kind in the world. Is that awesome or what? Kaku is the best friend anybody could ask for. :D
Ayan
He's also my best friend. We have crazy times together. nwn
He has a hat like mine, too, because I gave it to him. BD Yeah. He feels really special about that. xD And if he doesn't he should. :U But anyways, his full name is Cayan Jayro. I think that sounds like a cowboy name. Don't tell him I said that. Actually, go ahead~ xD
Glen
This is Glen. xD We haven't talked much, but we did have a fun time together when we were together. C: So I consider her my friend. I met her on Mystery Island, her home, and then she brought me to Faerie Island. I have to say the ride there was a little sickening- looking at the ocean below me made me queasy. @~@ But I pulled through. Cx Glenco is so girly, but she's awesome so that's perfectly okay. BD
Adoptables
Rules:
1. Don't edit them. :0
2. Don't claim you made them.
3. Don't take my owner's username off!
4. Don't put them in ANY contest.
5. Always link back~~
Customs: Closed D:
Trades: Opened :D
These adoptables are transparent and have a 1px white line around the outside. :D
Customs
Sirinitii (gift :'D)
Moptrais (gift C:)
See ya :U
Looks like Kionu's page isn't finished.. D: But it will be soon, so why don't you link back so you don't forget about him? n____n
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