Xhimen got their homepage at Neopets.com

It glares at you hungrily from across the table, looming over toward the ceiling. When it opens its mouth, a growl emanates, as menacing as its gaze.

Oy! Be a little kinder with our guest, huh?" comments a coy auburn Xweetok, evidently the owner of this abomination. As she is of such tiny stature and cute appearance, you find it hard not to chuckle at the unlikely duo. In response to her admonition, the Hissi turns rapidly to the girl, mouth wide.

Oh, I know what you want!" she smirks and pushes a lollipop into its open craw faster than it can react. It suddenly becomes demure as a kitten and lounges upon the table.

He's fine if he gets his sugar rush."

What a strange place.

I Got Love In My Tummy

Yuzu: Hi Hi!! Xhimen here isn't a big talker, so I'm gonna help him describe his favorite thing in the whole of Neopia! Right?

Xhimen: ...

Y: Mm-hmm, more than he loves fresh neopets, Xhimen has an infatuation with the pure sugary goodness of lollipops. Someday, he wants to try all the different kinds.

THE ORIGINAL:

Y: So simple, yet so delicious, the first form of sucrose on a stick. A perfect treat for any time of the day.

X: *proceeds to stick five in mouth*

Shaped like pets:

Y: These are some of his favorites! When he eats them, it's like lunch AND dessert at the same time. He only wishes that they were actually the neopets they look like, just candy-coated.

X: *nods vigorously and licks lips*

Chocolate:

X: *shrugs shoulders*

Y: True, these aren't the best in your opinion...too milky for your tastes.

Cool:

Y: These are some more creative designs. I especially like the fact that you can chew on King Altador's noggin. But I know your favorite is...

X: *Cackles gleefully while Neopia disintegrates*

Wh-What is this trickery?!?:

Y: These are not lollipops. They look like them, they have it in their title, but they are NOT lollipops.

X: *tears plushie to pieces and throws stencil out window, grumbling*

EW!!!:

X: *smiles with one of each in slobbering mouth*

Y: GROSS! How can anyone even sell these legally! I can't believe you LIKE these!

X: geh heh heh...

And so much more...

Y: This isn't even a fraction of all the lollipops to be found in Neopia! There are so many, it's almost overwhelming!

X: *shakes head in disagreement*

Y: Well, to me it is. Check around for yourself, you'll discover a world of candy, just waiting to be licked. Thanks for dropping by, we really appreciate the visit!

X: *steals your candy when your back is turned and makes a run for it*