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So you fancy roleplay do ya? What luck! If you're in the mood go ahead and send a NEOMAIL my way. All I ask is that you hold to a few rules:
No chatspeak whatsoever. I won't RP in anything less than novel format.
Quad or anthro doesn't bug me much!
Be literate! In other words, full sentences and all that good stuff!
Also, I have a life outside of Neopets. So responses back may take a bit of time. but I will respond to them. |
See... that wasn't overkill, now was it? *cackles darkly*
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My family has an award we like to give out for extraordinary pet pages. We only offer it to pets that Lord Sloth and my keeper deem worthy. You think you qualify? Neomail my keeper with the title "Sloth pwns All" and fill out the form below.
Your name:
Pet's Name:
Species:
Why you think your pet deserves to win:
These are the people who have received my page award thus far:
If it's decided and you've won our award, you'll be notified and be given a link to the true award. This one shown here is only a sample. Got it?
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Set 1
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Set 2
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Custom Requests: Closed
Custom Trades: Open
If you want to adopt one of these cute Ixi's, I don't blame ya! I'd want one too. I'm only doing customs of these little fellas. However, there are a few rules you need to be advised of:
1) NO STEALING!! Do not STEAL these or claim them as your own! Steal and be mauled, by yours truly.
2) Do NOT alter the image in ANY way.
3) Do NOT remove my signature.
4) Do NOT alter the coding. Make sure you link back to me!
5) Do not place these into the Beauty Contest.
6) Regular Neopet colors are by request only. I don't have time to make the masses anymore.
6)Please do not take customs if they aren't yours.
7) * Please host your own customs. After a week I will delete them. I won't responsible for deleted adoptees!
8) So go ahead and NEOMAIL with the subject "Sloth Pwns All" in the subject (so I know you've read the rules). If you don't then I won't consider you for one.
9) Please include a detailed description of your pet and a reference picture.
10) Also please specify which ixi set you'd like. Either set 1 or set 2.
* And PLEASE if you see anyone using my art in the BC or Image Gallery, or claiming that my work is theirs, report it and bring it to my attention? No one should be doing that in the first place!
Lupe Adoptables:
Koi Adotables: 
Jetsam Adoptables: 
::Custom Pick Ups::
Set 1 Ixis are here: 
Set 2 Ixis are here: 
::Clones::

[Arty stuff goes here]
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Q: Oh, WOW! How'd you get those COOL backgrounds on your pet pages and shops!?
A: All of the layouts on my pets pages, I made myself. And YES I coded them too.
Q: Xhalerax is so kwel. Will he go out with my pet? My pet likes him!
A: Probably not.
Q: How come he won't date him?
A: Meh...
Q: Will you donate to me?? I'm poor!
A: I don't "donate" to beggars. It may sound harsh, but go play some games and earn some neopoints to get what you want.
Q: Will you join my guild? *sends invite* JOIN MY GUILD! --HUH!?
A: I already belong to an awesome guild in game. Tis an art guild. Maybe YOU would be interested.
Q: Will you be my neofriend?
A: Go ahead. Knock yourself out. but if you don't talk to me within a week after submitting the request, I'm deleting you.
Q: Aww... can my pet be one of Xhalerax's friends!??
A: Of course! Though, I have one rule: ROLE PLAY.
Q: So how old are you?
A: *twaps you* Never ask a woman her age. I'm older than 21 and younger than 40. You have 29 chances to guess right.
Q: Where are you from? You know... where do you live?
A: In Gotham City, California. Duh?
Q: Art Trade!?
A: *grins* Sure. Neomail me along with a sample of your work. We'll have to see how busy I am first though.
Q: Will you make me a petpage/layout??
A: Um, probably not. Want to pay me? It's how I make a living...
Q: By the way you're answering these questions, you sound mean!
A: I'm not mean, I'm just being honestly blunt. There's a difference. Heh.
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My keeper-commander is quite amusing at times. She currently is attending what is called a ''college.'' She She is trying to obtain her BA in Information System Security soon. She doesn't like school very much, she says it's very stressful at times. Considering school is quite demanding, my brothers and sisters and myself all live in the Luxury Towers of the Neo Lodge. Even though we have our own neo-home I prefer it when not on the Space Station. Being waited on hand and foot is rewarding at times.
My keeper-commander goes by the name Oracle. She thinks us Ixis are superior species and therefore has brought a lot of us into her life. When she's not doing college stuff she likes to spend time with us and drawing. She draws a lot.
She reads a lot of books for a human, as well. Books and comic books. Because of her love of comics she also likes anything to do with superheroes. Her side job is a graphics designer and her other hobbies include making websites and stuff. She also is fanatical Guitar Hero and DDR player.
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Link back? NEOMAIL me if you're wanting to exchange links.


-And Beyond-



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