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Hello peeps! Welcome to the FAQs page, or also known as the Xaviar page. Mum felt it was so important to set up a page like this so she wouldn't be flooded with the same questions over and over and over and over and over again. -.- Obviously, I am going to talk about myself first. ^^

Well, you can call me Xaviar, or Xavvy for short (Savvy Xavvy will be much better). I am actually Mum's first Neopet when she entered Neopia from this 'real world' as she calls it. Ironically, I am the YOUNGEST in my family. My other siblings were from the pound when they were green, red and green in color (from order of pet arrangement on the user lookup) I was painted Maraquan from some good luck Mum obtained. She got the Paint Brush from the all-so-enchanted Jacko the Phantom Painter Event while looking at a shop. She almost died from utter shock and we revived her through constant splashing of water on her face and such.

As you can see, this is my photo. I am considered as Central High Neoschool's popular and cutest Gelert. My siblings are from the same school, so they keep me company most of the time.

I took this picture for the school yearbook. I wonder why I kept it though. I must have forgotten. Anyway, I live in a nice cosy house along Cairn Close. It's a perfect place indeed. Our neohome is not finished yet, but probably it will be. :D You can visit us whenever you like, Mum won't mind unless it's a begger asking for a Paint Brush. *sigh*

In my school, I am popular and cool (as mentioned above). I actually ignore it though, I really want to be a normal Neopet (same as my Mum!) and live a care-free life. But it seems some people must have find that being popular is superior, well actually, it isn't. How would you like it if you are suddenly chased by millions of girls, eh? It's scary, but it happened to me twice. O.o

I also feature in a comic call Pet Kicks Club. It's about a smart Baby Lupe (looyiqing12429), a cool Gelert (ME!) and a sarcastic Darigan Hissi (Drakolaw). The comic is full of randomness and madness. Mum will use the same humor from her screenie-taking experience.

Hmm, you want to know how my Mum looks like? It's kinda /illegal/ to tell this here on Neopets. TNT has some restrictions (even Mum understands!) but I can tell you a little about her...

Ahem, she's a teenager with brown/black partially short hair. Likes to wear her favorite jacket. Has dark brown eyes. Is a funny, cool and sometimes rough and fierce person (you wouldn't want to make her angry)...

Ashel: XAVVY! I need you to put this picture for me in your petpage! Please!!! I will give you some sushi as a reward though!

Sigh, guess I shall put this here then. Maybe it will give you a good example of Mum's appearances.

Is that enough now? The picture's outstanding though. I guess it's a message of some unsolved situations in the real world. -shiftyeyes-

Okay, back to the savvy Xavvy info. *coughs* You know, I should really be back into my normal self instead of acting like a British-accent person like Simon Cowell from American Idol. So yeah...-_-

I do like some items. Most of them are Maraquan stuff though. Afterall I am a Maraquan Gelert. :D Here are them at the bottom;



I love baked goods, especially when Jewel or Sandy (my high school crush x3) bakes them! Yummeh!!



It's very easy to tell I am supporting Maraqua during the Altador Cup. But since it's over, I only use the bottle for drinking purposes while the banner is in my room.


I'd always love a beautiful day when you can read marvelous books! These two are my favorite though. Especially the Dental Care book. Oooh! Shiny! Shiny!


These are my fav things to eat at the movies or when I am hungry. They look quite tempting indeed. *slurps* I can't resist sinking my teeth into them.


These are my most precious school stationery! They match though (except for the backpack)! The Punchbag Bob Pencilcase along with the notebook are fuzzy and so is the Sock Pencil (hehe, I like it).


What do you expect? I like sushi! I even call myself a sushi psycho! It may be raw but it may keep you content for hours on end!


What use would I be a Gelert if I am not loyal to the items dedicated to my species? The above are examples of the greatest item of all! Seriously!


Pssst, if you want your Neopet to become a cool Gelert like me, you can always use these handy items! :3



What are my favorite candies? Well, they are usually sweet and delicious. I always share a bag of sweets with Saferag or sometimes with my cousin, Mintclaw because if I don't, Safey will go madly insane in a few seconds. o.o


Mmm, ice-cream! During the hot, sunny days, I would treat my friends and family for an ice-cream! Here are our all-time favvies!




Our family loves mint very much (the most being Mum and Mintclaw), so we usually have a tradition of eating some mint every day. These are each of our favorites in stock. :3

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There! My most favorite items! Now to introduce you to my family!

Jeweliana a.k.a Jewel

This is my older sister! Anyway, she's my most wonderful sister in the whole entire universe. She's smart and nice. But be careful, she has a fierce temper like Mum. O.o

saferag a.k.a safey

Most of you all know him. From Mum's screenies. He's a funny little fellow. Although we don't like him playing pranks on us (He played a prank on us for 60 times already). He actually gets more fan girls than me, so I consider myself lucky. :D

Uuuuunit a.k.a Mr.U

The oldest in the family (that's why we call him Mr.U! xDDDDDDDDDDDD), he's a loyal Uni. He makes a nice buddy and brother though. The last to be painted, Uuuuunit doesn't have too much patience. I kept hearing him about luring Mum with cheese to buy the PB, but I think that's stupid. -.-

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay. You can know more about me later.

I know we haven't got the nicest layout though. But it's worth it, since my mum does most of her things in MSPaint. Don't faint, yes she does them in MSPaint. Even her lookup. :o

Oh dear! My mum wants me to put up the FAQs section now! Besides, I have finished what I am suppose to day, so here we are then.

Gelert548's FAQs!!!!!

Oh yes. It's MY FAQs alright. I just hope everyone reads this and understands. I don't like getting repeated questions.

Q: What is your name?
A: Ashel or Gelert. You can use either one of them. It's okay. ^^

Q: How old are you?
A: Why in the Gelert do you even want to know anyway? -.- Intruding into other people's lives is like stalking!

Q:What is your favorite Neopet?
A: Gelerts and Lennies. But I like me pets just the way they are.

Q:What actually confuses you? =/
A: Can you spot the weirdness between these two pictures?

I think you can. The tails are different (for whatever reason I don't know x3).

Q: Who are your most fav friends?
A: I have some pwnful friends who are Danny, Shelly, Looli and Nast. They are great buddies though. :o

Q: Are you accepting guild invites?
A: No. Even if you try to, you still can't...

Q: How about neofriend requests?
A: If I know you. It's scary to get random neofriends requests..O.o

Q: Can I neomail you?
A: Sure. If you have any questions/opinions on screenies/stuff, feel free to neomail me. If I get some harassment neomail, it's time for me to click the report button. =)

Q: How do you make screenies?
A: See this guide. It's much more helpful than typing everything here...

Q: OMGZ!!!! Can I hve ur p3ts/it3ms/NPs? I am very p00r! SHIFT! 1111!!!! PLZ HELP M3!!! *cry*
A: If anybody ever send me this neomail, I'll give you a BIG FAT NO! EARN THOSE YOURSELF INSTEAD OF ACTING LIKE A PATHETIC NOOB WHO CAN'T EVEN USE THEIR BRAINS TO GET NP AT ALL! -.-

Q: Do you have alot of NP?
A: Not really. =K

Q: Do you own a pet?
A: Yes. He's a cat named Sherwood. He's a wonderful kittypet though.

Q: How do you get your NP?
A: Play games and restock. xD

Q: Will you donate?
Unless you are really near to your goal, then yes. I will donate 1k-10k though. I have things to save up too you know! :p

Q: I really like your lookup! Did you made it yourself?
A: Of course. :D Don't steal or I'll eat you....

Q: I keep seeing you alot at the Fan Clubs! You must be really popular then!
A: Oh yes. You can see me at the FC all the time. Or at the Help Chats. I am a lurker and a...*twitches right eye and gasps* FC popular. D:

Q: Wow! That's cool! Being a FC popular! At least you are nice! x3
A: I don't like being a popular anyway. It's too scary. I'd rather be a regular user instead. Being popular is NOT cool. Trust me. :)

Q: What's your favourite ice-cream?
A: Mint Chip and chocolate ice-cream. :o Yummy!

Q: Where do you live?
A: None of your business. -.-

Q: Can I have your pets?
A: No way! My pets will NEVER be up for adoption. And they will never be...

Q: How do you make things in Paint anyway? That program is one of the hardest to draw on!!!
A: I have been with Paint for years, since I was 4. It's been a long time now but I am now an expert in it. ;D

Q: You seem to be active in Neo alot. Are you too addicted? O.o
A; Yes. I have an interesting case of NEOMANIA. I am too addicted to Neo. xD

*shoves Mum away* Okay, that's all. I don't have much to speak about myself. So goodbye all! See you again!

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The Gelert Dictionary!
I think most of you may have heard something like 'Jibbersquakers' or 'Marshmella', but you don't really know what I meant. So I made this dictionary. It contains some real words explained from my own creativeness. Enjoy!!! :p

ABC: It's your alphabets! :o

B.T.L: Bring The Lennies. A project/mission to help regain the Lennies' reputation it should be.

Cheeese....: Ashel's favorite food. It is yellowish and chewy. Some has holes, some don't. O.o Also used in Pizza (see alphabet P)

Doohh: Oopsie doodles! :D

Geezes: Same as 'Sheesh', but only much better. xD

Ish: A word used to show shock and surprise. DO NOT use this word in front of Jamaicans. You would get in trouble. O.o

Jibbersquakers: One of Ashel's favorite words to use, it expresses a little bit of anger or regret at something. Eg; Missed a 250k item in a shop, lost a precious item.

Marshmella: Also one of Ashel's fav words, it is used to celebrate joy and success. Ashel mainly uses it when a board topic is going to explode. xDDDDDDDDD

Pizza: Also Ashel's fav food. It contains cheese and tomato and it is trained to grow inside cardboard boxes. Yum! Yum!

School: The most boring yet educational place in the world. That's right; school. -.- Trained to destroy your brains to mush, horrible teaching-robots called teachers shove information into your head with extremely boring lessons and projects. Their mission is to torture us and give us HOMEWORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D: Remember, before you step into the school halls, make sure you are proctected, because school is dangerous!

Public message brought to you by Ashel.

Sheesh: Used to prove a point. Like 'Geezes'.

Thesepatheticfoolsneverlearn: Oops! Space bar problem! :D

Oh gosh! Mum spammed a quarter of my petpage with all these junk! -hits her on the head- Ahem, as you can see, I am travelling all around of Neopia to find extra things to add in here. -packs bags- Yes, I am about to embark on a journey! -strots out-

Art For Us! =o

Wanna link back? ;3

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