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The Kitchen

Xalynx and her Cast Iron Frying Pan of DEATH! Welcome to my Kitchen. I'm rather busy at the moment, so you will not recieve my personalized attention. Sorry. Cooking up a storm tonight, some friends are coming over for a card game. So you'll have to settle for the generic message, and not a personalized interview or exploration into my Kitchen.

After all, if you enter the Kitchen, I'll put you to work.

My name, as you might have guessed from that tacky yellow banner at the top of the page, is Xalynx. That's pronounced "zay-links." I'm a Halloween Ixi, and I'm lucky in that I'm able to walk on my hind legs and carry things in my hooves. I'm not "anthro," as some people call two-leggedness, I merely have excellent balance and coordination.

It is acceptable to call me "Xal," and I suppose I won't hurt you (that much) if you address me as "Xaley," as so many of my younger siblings have taken to calling me by that nickname. It still irritates me, but I put up with it from people I know well.

Two of my best friends in the world are Rhapscallyon and Nidryn. Rhaps is a lot like me in some ways, but she's perfected the art of being condescending without trying. I still have to work at it a bit. Nidryn is somewhat shy and self-effacing. Some less-kind souls would come to the conclusion that I keep her around to stoke my ego.

My ego does not need stoking. Nidryn tells the best jokes, and despite her quiet attitude, she is also an expert at most card and board games.

Before I got my suite in our new Neohome, Nidryn and I would stay over in Rhapscallyon's room. Well, only if the weather was bad. If it was at all pleasant outside, I'd would sleep outside more often than not! Now that Nubecula has joined the family, she rooms with Rhaps and Nidy sleeps over here or in one of the general rooms.

When I don't feel like spending time with Rhaps and/or Nidryn, sometimes I'll visit my good friend Marja, who lives with Ray's friend darklysilvermuse. Marja and I have a lot in common, most notably the fact that we have annoying Draiks as brothers.

Marja's owner is commonly called Xba, but I don't really know her that well. Usually she's away when I'm at Marja's. Marja is bossy sometimes, but I feel sorry for her. She has a lot of brothers who *love* playing practial jokes on her. I told her that she can run away and live under my bed, but she didn't like that idea too much.

But I suppose you're not here to read about my friends or our sleeping arrangements. You want to hear about the Card Game Night, am I correct?

Xalynx's Card Game Night

It started out as a one-time thing. Ray (my Owner; I refer to her as Boss or by "Ray") and I invited Marja, some of her brothers, and several of my siblings over to celebrate the almost-completion of the Meridell Neohome.

It was pretty popular. So we decided that it should be a weekly event.

It got more popular. We'd end up with at least a few non-resident pets from both families at the house every night! So I informally made the Card Game Night an event that would happen "Any time more than 4 non-resident pets were visting." The Resident pets, by the way, are myself, Nekulvor, Ambylur, and Dactyllic. Nidryn is usually included in that count as well, as her room is still incomplete.

It's called "Card Game Night" but in actually, it's not always held at night, and it's not always card games. We also play board games like Battlefield, Checkers (also called Draughts), Where's my Ankle, and "Whoops, my bad." Ray usually tries to squeeze in a Jigsaw Night here and there, and our Team Games seem to double the crowd as soon as it's announced.

Other game themes that we've done include:
• Run-around games (Hide & Seek, Tag, etc.)
• Pencil-and-paper games (Tic-tac-toe, Cliffhanger)
• Short Roleplaying Games (we start a new "story" every time, though people often keep the same starting character sheet to save on time!) • Scavenger Hunts
• Guessing Games

And if we find ourselves with a crowd early in the day, sometimes we'll play Capture the Flag.

My personal favorite game is played every time we have a Game Night. It's called "Help clean up this mess or get a frying pan to your forehead.

I came up with it myself. I'm sure you can guess the rules.

There are some nights where I manage to shift the informal party to some other Neohome so I can watch my Food Network reruns in peace. I've resigned myself to the necessity of taping every episode of Iron Chef and Good Eats; otherwise I wouldn't get to see them at all!

Now, you may wonder why I put up with my three rooms, garden, and the "family room" of the neohome being overrun by random Neopets almost every night of the week? Two words: Captive Audience.

You see, I like to cook, and I cook very well. But what I like even more than cooking is experimental cooking. I test my "practice runs" of various foods on the visitors who come to the Card Game Night. There are "standard nibbles" as well, but I make sure everyone samples the latest experiment before I allow them to leave.

I'm usually up and about the entire evening, making sure no fights erupt and that no one is feeling left out. There's usually a different game going on at every table, and I can always find room for another!












Here's the disclaimer. Xalynx's Card Game Night is not an actual RP; it's usually an informal private event between the pets of Rayinte's extended family, Xba's extended family, and friends of the pets of both families. Certain pets have been granted "standing invitations" and they can feel free to claim to have visited.

If the owner of a pet with a "standing invitation" decides to write a story or summary of the events that transpired here, it would be *appreciated* if the story was "run by" Rayinte before posting it (if only to make sure the names are correct and the pets are close enough to their normal behaviors). These pets are also permitted to bring their petpets and/or a guest, as long as they can be kept under control.

Standing Invitations are listed below:
Pets owned by Rayinte (usernames rayinte, rayintei, rayinte_sloth, rainstrom, and deacate)
Pets owned by Xba (_xbaby_, darklysilvermuse)
Pets owned by Ulyyf
Wyvrit
AinadwensEve
Shikkumei

If you feel that you should be on this list, and if Ray and I both know you fairly well, feel free to drop us a friendly Neomail, and we'll discuss it.

Further Disclaimers:

All images on this site, unless specifically noted (usually as a caption near picture or in the Alt tag), have been created by Rayinte. If you steal our images, we will do our best to do something equally reprehensible to you.

The word "Steal" in "steal our images" includes the following sub-definitions:
Using an image from this site without permission
Taking an image from this site, modifying it, and using it elsewhere
Entering an image from this site into ANY sort of contest whether on Neopets or elsewhere

In the future, we hope to acquire some adoptables of Xalynx; in that event, the same rules apply, as well as any rules listed on the site from which we obtained the adoptable images. At the moment we are not planning to release Ixi adoptables of our own.




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