A: This isn't my first account on Neopets. On the contrary I have been playing longer than most people. I started playing in March 2000 and was obsessed. After Neopets started taking over my life I wasn't allowed to play anymore. But I created my little brother an account and since he didn't obsess on his like I did he didn't get "banned" by my parent's like I did. I got my brother's account about 6 months after I got mine. And now take a look at how old his is now. My first account was 6 months older Pretty impressive huh? Don't call me a n00b again. :)

Q: Can I have your pets?

A: No. If you ask me this, I WILL BLOCK YOU FOREVER. My pets are my babies, I love them to death. Would you go up to someone on the street and say, "I like your child, can I have it?" No. You wouldn't. My pets are no different.

Q: Do you want to join my guild?

A: No. I don't like guilds, I drift in and out of them without really doing anything. I am a ADHD child and I get bored with guilds very easily.

Q: I am saving up for _______. Can you donate something to me?

A: If you have to ask, the answer is most likely no. I hate beggars and unless you are someone I am friends with and regularly talk to on here, no. Catch me in a good mood, maybe.

Q: Will you donate to my siggy?

A: If you ask me, or if I see you asking people to donate to your siggy, I will donate a dead rat. Seriously. I think I have "donated" about 15 dead rats so far......Being disturbed is fun, isn't it?

Q: Can I borrow your pet?

A: ............*starts screaming madly and swings hatchet at your head*

Q: Will you make me a banner/background/lookup?

A: Again, unless I have nothing else to do I will say no. And you definetly have a better chance of me making you something if you like something I like, and if it's not something I HATE :K

Q: You were mean and rejected my offer on your trade/didn't donate to my shop/other pointless allegation, I'm going to report you!

A: Be my guest. Report-happies bother the hell out of me. TNT takes care of false reporters, and nothing happens to the people you false report either.

Still haven't had your question answered? Neomail me. Or if you have had your question answered, neomail me. Either way I like neomail (unless you talk lyke dis okz?)

-Phyxi