Q: How is it this board is still alive?
A: It was repeatedly resurrected by many people, and as a result it now has a life of its own, an undead board lurching all over the Plot Chat, dripping ichor everywhere. Um, yuck.

Q: Roxton almost orphaned a lot of unborn Moaches.
A: Little does he know, those are actually giant jelly beans, not eggs. Moaches have a great fondness for jelly beans.

Q: Wow, I've made it to the Jelly World board!
A: *points and laughs at you*

Q: I'm still stuck on the deck puzzle!
A: As mentioned before, to solve the deck puzzle, deck the captain.

Q: I'm still stuck on the lock puzzle!
A: Deck Roxton.

Q: Decking Roxton will help?
A: It'll make you feel much better.

Q: Can I deck Lillian?
A: Only if you're a girl, cause guys don't hit girls.

Q: I solved my lock puzzle but it's not changing.
A: The Neopets server has hanged. You'll have to go down to their offices and ask them to reboot.

Q: Is this plot going particularly slowly?
A: It only seems that way because you're aging at an accelerated rate, which means you'll die early. So sorry.

Q: Who's Mad Tongue Murphy?
A: Robocop.

Q: Say what??? o.O
A: It's true.

Q: Will there be a movie version of this plot?
A: Yes, starring Orlando Bloom as Roxton, Mickey Rourke as the Professor, Denzel Washington as Lillian, and a bowling ball as Werther.

Q: Will there be more battling in this plot?
A: Yes, after the ship's fixed, the adventurers sail out and a giant seagull attacks them.

Q: How does the seagull attack them?
A: Dive bombing.

Q: Eww!
A: Yep.

Q: Cant find steering wheel plzz help!
A: There's one on EVERY page of the maze. Just click on it after it stops spinning but before it vanishes. Timing is everything...

Q: Why is everyone here so snarky?
A: Snarkyberry Pie is rare & expensive both because of deforestation and its - peculiar - side effects. However, we dedicated Gourmet Club members never let that stand in our way!

Q: Were might i find/buy Snarkyberries?
A: They are VERY RARE due to the deforestation on the island.

Q: What can I do with 1000 Darigan Seaweeds?
A: (Clean/Acceptable Version) Fill in the bald spots on the island that were caused by the above mentioned deforestation.

Q: How would Werther look after pulling off the duct tape since he's a big ball of fur?
A: Like a Fuzzle, after a Lupe plays with it.

Q: Can I have a Coke?
A: No Coke, Pepsi.

Q: Can I have a hamburger?
A: No hamburger, cheeseburger.

Q: Does everyone have a different maze?
A: Yes. TNT does that to spite us.

Q: How can I get a map of my maze?
A: Have you tried your local travel agents?

Q: Would it be better to burn down the entire jungle maze?
A: You'd think so, wouldn't you.

Q: But?
A: But apparently giant Moaches behave a lot like corn when heated. And believe me, no one wants hordes of giant popcorn Moaches.

Q: Does this plot have a theme song?
A: In fact, it does. The plot theme song is "Mamma Mia".

Q: Why "Mamma Mia"?
A: Because I'm a big ABBA fan.

Q: Well yeah, but ABBA have had lots of other hits. Heck, "Under Attack" and "S.O.S." would both be better for this plot, wouldn't you say?
A: ... Shut up.

Q: Bee Gees are better anyway.
A: *shoots you again*

Q: Isn't it unfair for people who didn't solve the circular lock puzzle? Now they can't complete the maze step!
A: Yes, so TNT have doubled the "whining allocation" for these people. They're allowed to whine twice as much before, and other people are allowed to smack them.

Q: Isn't it unfair to people who aren't good at puzzles in general?
A: No, and people are allowed to smack them at any time.

Q: Why does Lillian like plants so much?
A: She's a meatatarian. Meaning she won't eat plants, since that counts as taking lives. Instead, she only eats meat. (Hey, makes as much sense as vegetarianism if you think about it)

Q: Um, why can we find a nail gun to use, but no nails?
A: Same reason why we can find a steam vent but no steam... Duh

Q: What crime did Scrap get framed for?
A: Going onto a fairground ride that said "You must be this tall to ride." Someone accused him of being too tall for it.

Q: Why do people keep coming into this board, asking real questions and expecting real help?
A: I honestly have no idea.

Q: What will show up if i completed the maze and fixed the ship, because i did that and it says "you cant use that right now".
A: A multicolored display of balloons, confetti, streamers, and adoring crowds. There is also a fanfare and cheers. Remember to turn on your speakers.

Q: Ok so does that mean that i have to remove everything from the ship, If so how do I do that?
A: You have to find two items: the crowbar item, and the dynamite item. Losen the items with the crowbar, then light the dynamite next to the ship. Then run. (Though running is optional, depending on whether you have the desire to, you know, live)

Q: How do I train my pet?
A: Attach them to railroad tracks.

Q: Is it possible to complete the maze step without the hammer?
A: Yes, but then you gotta drive the nails into the planks with your forehead.

Q: Is it possible to complete the maze step without the steering wheel?
A: Yes, but then when the ship sets sail and needs to change direction, you have to get out and push.

Q: Is it possible to complete the maze step without the steam vent?
A: Yes, but you have to convert the ship into a sailboat. Probably have to use your underpants for sails.

Q: Is it possible to complete the maze step without the branch?
A: You'd think so, wouldn't you. I mean, you're in a forest, you can't just, I dunno, BREAK A BRANCH OFF THE NEAREST TREE?

Q: Is it possible to complete the maze step without the bucket?
A: Yes, but it involves drinking all the water in the ship. Yes, that's salt water.

Q: Is it possible to complete the maze step without the thorns?
A: Yes, but then you have to hold the planks in place throughout the trip.

Q: Is it possible to complete the maze step without the planks?
A: Yes, we nail you to the hull instead.

Q: Is it possible to complete the maze step without the vines?
A: No, sorry. You will need those for a yummy snack on the way home.

Q: Is it possible to finish the plot without a boat?
A: Yes, if you wander the jungle some more, you will find a tricycle. I don't know how sea-worthy it is though.

Q: Is it possible to finish the plot without a boat?
A: Yes, but you get the "bad" ending, where you stay on the island and get eaten by giant Moaches. You gotta admit, being eaten by Moaches is definitely an end to the plot.

Q: Do you know where I can find a good guide?
A: Yes, but they generally only give seeing eye dogs to blind people.

Q: Is Ollie a dork?
A: I think you should look up the definition of that word before you ask that question.

Q: Is Dr. Sloth involved in the plot?
A: I doubt it! He's been a little preoccupied playing "Tea Party" with my sister. I don't think he'll be finished anytime soon.

Q: Is Jeran in this plot?
A: Of course! He's the one who mutated those petpetpetpets.

Q: How strong are the professor's eye glasses?
A: Oh, those? They don't have any lenses in them.

Q: Then why does he wear them?
A: For the same reason as Clark Kent.

Q: Are you saying that the professor is really a super hero in disguise?
A: No, that would be silly.

Q: Is the Lost Isle Lutari Island, or the Island North West of Altador?
A: Neither! It's not on Neopia at all. While they were knocked unconscious, an alien space craft beamed the explores aboard and took them to another world.

Q: Why can't I just grab any old branch?
A: Due to deforestation only branches approved by the "pushers of boats with branches" union may be used.

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Q: How do I get my jawbone on a mac?
A: Depending on the size of your mouth and computer, you might have to do a lot of stretching and/or plastic surgery.

Q: Do you have to participate in the journey will you get prizes?
A: No, prize winners are pre-selected prior to any plot release.

Q: How high should my HP be to beat the moach?
A: I assume you mean AFTER you follow him into the ravine.
Your HP should be OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!

Q: What if my HP isn't over nine thousand?
A: You fail. Go away. *Maniacal Laughter*

Q: Are the TNT ever going to update this plot again?
A: Sadly, no. They've abandoned it because Ralph the Moach was getting too demanding in his future appearances.

Q: Can we still go back and complete earlier steps that we missed?
A: Again, parachutes. Use them.

Q: How do I use a parachute?
A: Press ALT+F4

Q: Can we still battle the Moach and the Ravenous Beast from before?
A: Sure. Go to the 1-Player Challenge page in battledome and keep refreshing until you see them appear on the list of challengers. Have patience, it may take a while.

Q: How do I refresh?
A: Press ALT+F4

Q: I tried that last time and it closed the page.
A: ALT+F4 Is the magic button combo. You just weren't thinking about the right use.

Q: So if I think that it'll refresh the page, ALT+F4 will do it?
A: Yes.

Q:
A: Good riddance.

Q: How do I go to chapter 4? I need thorns!!!
A: You take the 12:05 train from platform twelve, and get off at Roxbury. Then you transfer to the 14:45 train to Cardsville, should be at platform sixty three. Don't ride all the way to Cardsville though, get off at Gullible Town and catch the 16:07 bus to the city outskirts, where you get eaten by a giant living shoe. Chapter 4 is in the shoe.

Q: Why do we need a shell to fix the ship?
A: Captain Rourke, in a scruffy voice:
We're not going ANYWHERE till this ship looks pretty!