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Welcome to AmusingNonsense/WhenYoureBored! If you're bored, then come straight to this page! It's a combination of various random things that you probably don't care about! I apologize for the many grammatical mistakes, but the coding, apparently, will not allow it, thus, many quotation marks are not present. Meepits are to blame. Now, if you want to suggest a joke/fact, then neomail isnomnia!!

This page was created on June 19, 2009.

Weirdies

315 entries in Webster's Dictionary will be misspelled.

A 10-gallon hat barely holds 6 pints.

A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.

A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove.

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.

A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel can.

A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee in the morning.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A walla-walla scene is one where extras pretend to be talking in the background -- when they say "walla-walla" it looks like they are actually talking.

Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under is cap to keep him cool. He changed it every 2 innings.

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

Ben and Jerry's send the waste from making ice cream to local pig farmers to use as feed. Pigs love the stuff, except for one flavor: Mint Oreo.

Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

Dr. Seuss pronounced "Seuss" such that it rhymed with "rejoice.

Hydroxydesoxycorticosterone and hydroxydeoxycorticosterones are the largest anagrams.

Hershey kisses are called (kisses) because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Birds cannot go into outer space, for they require gravity to swallow.

Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings!

Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight!

Smell plays an important part in taste (70%!): If you eat an apple, onion and potato while pinching your nose, they will all taste the same!

A goldfish may turn white when placed in a dark room.

If everyone in China stood on a chair and jumped off, it would throw the Earth out of orbit. There are more English speakers in China than in the United States.

If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water, because when the body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45% when a person looks at something pleasing.

Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it was white, there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

Contrary to popular belief, you CAN NOT get a cold from going out in the cold.

Studying right before a test actualy makes you forget the answers more easily.

When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

It cost about 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.

In the time it took you to read this 5 babies have been born.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself.

People who ride on roller coasters have a higher chance of having a blood clot in the brain.

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people.

12% of left handed people die every year from using products made for right handed people.

The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning.

If you yelled for about 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, you would have produced enough heat energy to warm a cup of coffee.

If you farted for about 8 years, 3 months, and 19 days, you would have produced enough energy similar to that of an atomic bomb.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.

5% of Canadians don't know the first 7 words of the Canadian anthem, but know the first 9 of the American anthem.

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet.

At least 55% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star.

Sherlock Holmes never actually said, "Elementary, my dear Watson."

Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

Typewriter" is the longest word that is typed with only the top keyboard.

1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+all the numbers up to 100=5050.

More calories are wasted by sleeping than sitting and watching TV.

Children grow faster during spring.

You will weigh less when you weigh yourself when there is a full moon.

15% of hospital keyboards contain deadly bacteria.

Toilets flush in the tone of E Flat.

Refried beans are only fried once.

The most expensive coffee in the world comes from Civet (a catlike mammal) poop.

Pigs cannot look up into the sky. So much for (When pigs fly...)

Women are more likely to pick up a penny then most men.

Cockroaches eat wood faster when listening to heavy metal music.

Karate is actually from India.

A strawberry can have up to 250 seeds.

In Norway, some kids say that their toaster ate their homework.

A pound of potato chips costs 200 times more than a pound of potatoes.

Bluebirds cannot see the color blue.

Doughnuts invented because the middle never was cooked all the way through, so they took the middle out.

You can't die by holding your breath, because you eventually pass out, then start breathing again while you're unconscious.

The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

Spinach consumption in the US rose 33% after the Popeye comic strip became a hit in 1931.

Some animals have to remind themselves to breathe.

A mule won't sink in quicksand but a donkey will.

40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.

Lemons contain more sugar than strawberries.

A rcenet sudty funod taht it deosn't meattr waht odrer the lerttes of a wrod are in, the olny imopraotnt tihng is taht the fsirt and lsat lerttes are in corrcet poistiosn.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson.

Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet.

In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden.... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
This is a myth, but I thought it was interesting. =)

Drink freezing ice water! Your body burns up to 10 calories warming itself up.

Fish can drown.

Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp.

A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball of rubber.

Strawberries contain more Vitamin C then oranges.

Lizards communicate by doing pushups.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.

The Sanskrit word for "war" means "desire for more cows.

The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually caused by nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

The egg came first, because dinosaur eggs were there long before the chickens came.

35% of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Blueberry Jelly Bellies were created especially for Ronald Reagan.

Eskimo ice cream is neither icy, nor creamy.

Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

40% of woman have hurled footwear at men.

Mary Stuart became Queen of Scotland when she was only six days old.

Stressed is desserts backwards.

Seaweed can be used to thicken ice cream.
It's USED in ice cream, too!

The word clip means both fasten and detach.

People who ate ants say they taste like salt and vinegar chips.

Whenever a person smiles at you, that releases special endorphines, which make you either smile too, or feel better.

A is the shortest and most famous poem in the world, here it is:
A.

Water actually has a few calories.

The average bar of chocolate has eight insect legs in it.

Cheddar cheese is not actually yellow, it is dyed that color.

Nearly all ancient civilizations, even those that were completely isolated from each other, share similar myths and stories about dragons and dragon-like creatures.

The first words ever spoken over a telephone were, "Mr. Watson -- come here -- I want to see you."

3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue.

The second most known word in the world is Coca Cola.

Charles Chaplin once won third in a Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest.

25% of the world is vegetarian.

Spiders can get trapped in their own webs if they trip or fall.

A Twinkie is 68% air.

To keep their skin permeable, frogs molt as often as once every couple of days. A frog starts molting by eating the skin around its mouth. Then, it pulls the old skin over its head and eats it.

About 10,000 Meteors strike the Earth everyday, but the majority of them burn up in the atmosphere, and once they hit, they are the size of a grain of sand.

80% of statistics are made up on the spot.

The average person spends 30 years mad at a family member.

Australia is the only country that is also a continent.

If you divide the Great Pyramid's perimeter by two times it's height, you get pi to the fifteenth digit.

You can start a fire with ice.

To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow then it is ripe.

The 29,249th digit of pi is a seven.

Families who turn of the television during meals tend to eat healthier.

Turkeys often look up at the sky during a rainstorm. unfortunately some have been known to drown as a result.

Harvard University's original name was Cambridge. It only changed when John Harvard donated 400 books to the school.

Arnold Schonberg suffered from triskaidekaphobia, the fear of the number 13. He died 13 minutes from midnight on Friday the 13th.

The world's largest burrito weighted 4,217 lbs.

Vegetarians fart more, but their farts smell less.

85% of us will eat Spam this year.

Raindrops aren't actually teardrop shaped. They are actually rounded at the top and pointed on the bottom.

Baskin Robbins once made ketchup ice cream.

There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat, though it may feel uncomfortable.

22% of people leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink.

KFC's slogan for "Finger Lickin' Good!" in China is "Eat your fingers off!

Stand silently in a corner on a crowded elevator, facing the wall. There is scientific proof that if you do this long enough, the other passengers will all turn and face the wall, too.

You burn calories when you tan.

Women are 37% more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are.

You mostly breathe from only one nostril at a time!

99.9% of species to have ever arisen are now extinct.

No one knows exactly where Mozart is buried.

. People with blue eyes are better able to see in the dark.

Sitting down watching TV uses less brain power than sitting and doing nothing.

The word 'news' did not come about because it was the plural of 'new'. It came from the first letters of the words North, East, West, and South.

Why do puppies lick your face? They're instinctively looking for scraps of food.

Donald Duck's sister is called Dumbell.

Research indicates that plants grow healthier when they are stroked.

People in parts of Western China put salt in their tea instead of sugar.

Men laugh longer, louder, and more often than women.

27% of Americans believe we never landed on the moon.

Coconuts kill more people in the world than sharks do.

45.2% of people pee in the shower.

Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow the film down so you could see his moves.

At 300 lbs, William Howard Taft was the only Us President to get stuck in the White house bathtub.

40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

James Bond is also known as Mr. Kiss-Kiss-Bang-Bang.

Every year, about 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on.

Elvis Presley got a C in his eighth grade music class.

Mosquitoes prefer children to adults, blondes to brunettes.

Onions have no flavor, only a smell.

If you unfolded your brain, it would cover an ironing board.

Ancient Romans at one time used human urine as an ingredient in their toothpaste.

10% of us would switch tags in the store to pay less for an item.

Only 1% of bacteria cause disease in humans.

A can of Spam is opened every 40 seconds.

The phrase, "Take with a grain of salt" comes from the old belief that salt could neutralize poisons. If a food was questionable, then it was believed that adding salt could make it safe to eat.
Or that berries with star shaped leaves (like on the top of strawberries) are safe to eat.

Did you know that the actor who rated as being paid the most yearly is a voice actor? His name is Frank Welker. While his first job was fairly normal, Fred from Scooby Doo, he's better known for being able to animal sounds. He's been in just about every Disney movie. For example, from Aladdin he was Abu, as well as random camels, horses, birds, etc.

20% of and milk product is cow pus, blood, and liquefied scabs.
Why? When being milked the metal machine it cuts and scars them.

In a buffalo ranch, there is more buffalo dung than buffalos.

McDonalds didn't always have Ronald McDonald. The orginal spokes-charecter-thing was Speedee.

Roughly 12% of all workers in the USA have at some point worked at McDonalds.

Chuck Norris's real name is Carlos Ray.

Rats multiply so quickly that one pair of rats could have 15,000 desendants in one year alone.

Really, the banana is an herb, the jalapeño is a fruit, pineapples, orenges, lemons, watermelons and tomatoes are all berries and apples and peaches are members of the rose family.

Bulletproof vests, fire escapes and windshield wipers were all invented by women.

It would take 1,062,250,675,200 seconds or 17,704,177,200 minutes or 295,069,632 hours or 12,294,568 days or 33,683 years to...
VACUUM THE ENIRE STATE OF OHIO!

Most people who read the word "yawning" yawn!

What's that, Lassie? Timmy fell down the well?"
^ A famous line from the show, Lassie.
However, Timmy never fell down a well!
Willard Scott played one of the first Ronald McDonalds on T.V.. Willard Scott, for those of you who don't know, is the guy an American morning show who annouces the really old people's birthdays when they occur, and typically says other bizarre things while on air.

You would have to walk the length of a full football field just to burn all the calories off from eating one individual chocolate m&m.

The powder on top of gum is actually finly ground marble.

A baby octopus is the size of a flea at birth.

Did you know if you microwave a strand of Christmas lights they will eventually light up?

Microwaving soap will make it bubble up and look awesome. Let it cool, and it still floats! (Ivory soap only)

Microwaving grapes will make them catch fire.

78% of kids "borrow" their "ideas" from cooler/popular kids, to get more attention.

The hundred billionth crayon made by Crayola was Perriwinkle Blue.

Oysters have 35 eyes, all blue.

Diet Coke floats in a pool, regular Coke sinks.

Frogs have to close their eyes to swallow.

The oldest word in the English language is town.

The only bone not yet broken by someone in a skiing accident is the bone of the inner ear.

Phunny Phobias

Aerophobia- fear of swallowing air

Aibohpphobia: the fear of palindromes. (It is a palindrome itself)

Arachibutyophobia- fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth

Anablephobia- fear of looking up

Anemophobia- fear of wind

Arithmophobia- fear of numbers

Barophobia- fear of gravity

Basophobia- fear of walking

Cathisophobia- fear of sitting

Chionophobia- fear of snow

Chromatophobia- fear of colors

Chronomentrophobia- fear of clocks

Dextrophobia- fear of objects at the right side of the body

Eosophobia- fear of daylight

Geliophobia- fear of laughter

Geniophobia- fear of chins

Genuphobia- fear of knees

Geumaphobia- fear of taste

Heliophobia- fear of the sun

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - fear of longs word

Hypnophobia- fear of sleeps

Lachanophobia- fear of vegetables

Levophobia- fear of objects to the left side of the body

Ophthalamophobia- fear of opening one's eyes

Peladophobia- fear of bald people

Phobophobia-fear of phobias

Vestiphobia-fear of clothes

Nudophobia-fear of not wearing clothes

Domatophobia- of houses

Macrophobia -of long lines

Weird Laws

Please note these laws are not strictly enforced in said state, and it might've been gotten rid of by now.

In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession.

In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760.

Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane.

In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.

It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas in that state.

In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.

In Tennessee, a law exists which prohibits the sale of bologna on Sunday.

It is against the law to put livestock on a bus in Florida.

In Massachusetts, it is against the law to put tomatoes in clam chowder.

In Michigan, married couples must live together or be imprisoned.

In Georgia, it's against the law to spread a false rumor.

It is illegal to walk across the Minnesota-Wisconsin border with a duck on your head.

Did you know, in Minnesota, Women can face up to 30 days in jail if they impersonate Santa Claus?

Did you know, in Waterville, Maine, it's illegal to blow one's nose in public?

Did you know, in Waterloo, Nebraska, Barbers are forbidden from eating onions or garlic between 7am and 7pm?

Did you know, in New Jersey, it's illegal to "frown" at a police officer?

Can You??

Can you jump and stay in the air for more than a second?

Can you wiggle your ears?

Can you touch your chin or nose with your tongue?

Can you gleek? (activate the salivary glands under your tongue and squirt saliva)

Can you stick your fist in your mouth?

Can you move your right hand in a clock wise motion and your left hand in a counter clock wise motion at the same time? (facing each other)

Inhale/exhale from both your nose and mouth at the same time.

Curl your tongue into a tube. If you can do that, try curling it in a clover.

Use both your index fingers to rotate in a clockwise direction. Then go faster. FASTER! Sooner or later both fingers will start going in the opposite direction.

Sit down on a chair. Lift your right leg and rotate in a clockwise direction. Then write the number six on a piece of paper while you're still spinning.
Similarly: Sit down on a chair. Lift your left leg and rotate in an anti-clockwise direction. Then write the number eight on a piece of paper while you're spinning.

Funnies

An English professor wrote on the board, A woman without her man is nothing. She asked her students to put the correct punctuation in that sentence.
All the males wrote: A woman, without her man, is nothing.
All the females wrote: A woman: without her, man is nothing.

Let's eat grandma! (Yeah!)
Let's eat, grandma! (Nope.)
Punctuation. It saves lives. (Sigh...I really wanted to eat grandma...)

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the whole world wonder how you did it.

Superman once wrote on the bathroom wall: "Batman is a wuss.
So to get him back, Batman just wrote underneath: "Superman is Clark Kent.
Oh, snap!

A duck walks into a pharmacy. He buys some lip balm and tells the pharmacist to put it on his bill.

For sale: Small parachute. Opened once. Small red stain.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, peacefully in his sleep. Not like the screaming passengers in his car.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
Hold my purse.'

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: "WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING!?

My boyfriend broke my heart. I broke his PSP. Guess who cried more.

Come to the geek side... we have pi.

You don't have to be faster than the bear. You just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Whenenver you want to criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

People these days have an M.D., a Ph.D., and some other degree. Too bad they don't have a J.O.B.

I was wondering why that red frisbee was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

There are only three people in the world, those who can count, and those who can't.

Always remember you're unique, just like EVERYONE else.

Is it good when a vacuum sucks?

I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli. -George Bush

Two cannibals are eating dinner. One says to the other, "I really don't like my mother-in-law." The other says, "That's ok. Just eat the rice."

Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Robert knocks on the door.
Kathy: Who is it?
Robert: Robert.
Kathy: ROBBER?!?

What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?
Watahhh!

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.

So I was driving with my friend. I was sitting shot gun. Anyway, when we reached a red light, he sped on through. In a panic I yell at him, "YOUR SUPPOSED TO STOP FOR A RED LIGHT!" and he simply smiled.
All he said was, "Don't worry, my brother taught me how to drive like this." I accepted that unhappily. When we reached another red light, he proceeded through as if it were green. At his point I was screaming in terror, but all he said was, "Don't worry, my brother taught me how to drive like this.
Finally, we reached a green light, an he hit the break. I glared and said, "... Your supposed to go now."
At this comment, his eyes bulged in pure terror, and he yelled back, "ARE YOU CRAZY? MY BROTHER MIGHT BE DRIVING!

Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world; those that know binary, and those that do not.

Scientists say we only use 5% of our brains in our lifetime. But, if they only used 5% of their brains to come to that conclusion, how can we believe them?

Department of Redundancy Department.

I said to Pi, "Get rational!" Pi replied, "Get real."

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors, says, "So far so good!"

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old, fat people.

Retirement and payment comes before work. Only in the dictionary.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

If Harry Potter is so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight?

If you wish to live wisely, ignore all sayings, including this one.

(at dinner)
Me: Dad! I turned a zucchini into a cucumber!
Dad: That's great! Can ya turn porkchops into money?

Q: Why did Scar die in the Lion King?
A: Because he didn't "Mufasa" nuff. (sounds like move fast enough)

Stupid School Letters

Michael was not at school today because of a sour throat.

Please excuse Joey Friday. He has loose vowels.

My daughter Julie is sick today. Please execute her from school.

Please excuse John for being absent Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and 33.

Ralph was absent yesterday because of a sour throat.

Please excuse Joyce from jim today.

Please excuse Sarah from being absent yesterday. She was sick and I had her shot.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart

Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barb

Walk up to an old person and ask them why their skin doesn't fit their face.

Barge into the store wearing a Target shirt and scream, "SALE AT TARGET!

Whenever the announcements come on, tell someone, "There is is... the voices!! They will not stop!!

Kick the manager in the shin.

Walk up to an employee and tell him, "Code red in aisle six." Then see what happens.

Fill up your shopping cart with various items, and while you're checking them out, say, "Oops. I forgot, I don't have money." Then ditch the cashier.

Open bags of skittles and throw them everywhere, shouting, "TASTE THE FRICKIN' RAINBOW!

Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

Go to the dressing room, rub melted chocolate over your hands, and put it under the stall, where there's a person next to you. Ask for toilet paper.

Shake up bottles of pop, and open them as fast as you can by the electronics area.

When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?

Hide in clothing racks and jump out when people pass by.

Pick your nose in front of a security camera.

Stupid Questions

Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Who decided that a round pizza should be put in a square box?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Why are they called buildings if they are already built?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Why do dogs hate it when you blow in their face but stick their heads out of windows during a car ride?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why do they call them apartments if they are all stuck together?

Why is an alarm going off when it's really coming on?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made of?

Why can Goofy stand and Pluto is on all fours when they're both dogs?

When bald people work as chefs, do they need to wear a hair net?

Why say "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every 2 hours?

If you only have one eye, are you winking or blinking?

why is it called "after dark" when it's really after light?

What does cheese say when it gets its picture taken?

Why are dogs considered man's best friend yet it's considered an insult if you were to call someone a dog?

If Mario is the mascot of Nintendo and Sonic is Sega's then why are Luigi and Tails more popular?

Funny Last Words

I do not mean any disrespect to the person saying these. Most of these were made up, but hey, they're funny!

It hurts.

What duck?

It must have been hibernating.

It's fireproof.

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

What does this button do?

It's probably just a rash.

Hey, that's not a violin.

I live!

You Know You're Addicted to Neopets When...

You ask someone to take a screenie instead of a picture.

When someone asks you for a paint brush in art class, you scream, "SCAMMER!

You're scared of Cookie Monster because you're afraid he'll eat all your cookies.

Whenever your mom cooks peas for dinner, you hoard them all until they inflate in price.

Whenever your mom cooks peas for dinner, you try to equip one pea to another.

When you have jelly for dessert, you stand up and proclaim, "THERE IS NO JELLY WORLD! 'TIS BE A MYTH!

You bow down to anyone named Adam.

You have a pet asparagus.

You call a penguin a bruce, a cow a kau, a tiger a kougra, a poodle a poogle.

You tell your friends you can't hang out with them because you have tons of homework to do. Then you race off to place 10 hours of KeyQuest.

Unknown Places on Neopets

Knock Knock!

Evil Parrot

A Real Faerie Pancake!

Neopet Makeovers

Neopet Makeovers 2

Possible Pets

Pets That Didn't Make It

Talk to the Computer!

Jelly World Board

TNT's Pet

TNT's Second Pet

Neopetz?

That's Where It All Went...

Dead End

Peace Meepit

Which Petpet Are You?

Kau Tipping

Don't Poke the Chokato!

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