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Hi Snowy and any other life form that has come upon this page. This is my application for the uber awesome Grumske. Read on for a story of Cannibal Candy and Sweet Eating Vampires.

About Ske

Level: 2
Hit Points: 11
Strength: Quite Strong
Defense: Below Average
Movement: Quite Slow
Intelligence: Dim Witted



Mother: Ran off with a more powerful vampire.
Father: Ran off to kill the more powerful vampire.
Love: None, but loves Biscuit, Jelly, and Chocolate.
Will send an Army of Ravenous Bats after any Garlic Kiko or Jubjub
Petpet: Cuddles the Candy Vampire
Best Friend: Keometri

Personality:
Ambitious, Daring, Finicky, Sarcastic, and Practical.

Likes & Dislikes

Story

Chapter One
First you must know that not all vampires were originally human. Only the weakest ones, the slaves, were originally human. You may question why we even make Human Vampires, well that is the reason we call them "Mistakes". Mistakes are made when a vampire doesn't drain all of a human's blood; usually they just die of blood loss. But if a vampire only drinks a little, not enough to be fatal, that is when a Mistake is made. Mistakes usually occur when a vampires is killed before s/he is able to finish, or is s/he is pulled away, or possibly if s/he has incredible will power and is able to pull away. Mistakes aren't really vampires though, humans have been exaggerating them throughout the years, they do look beautiful and they do have inhuman senses, strength and speed, but they have no super powers. Mistakes usually don't last very long, since their body isn't accustomed to the new life style. A particularly strong Mistake might last a few hundred years, but they usually don't last more than a century. No I am not a Mistake, but I just wanted to clear that up.

Next, Vampires drink blood, but that's like a power bar, an energy drink. One human full of blood can sustain us for a decade, though most vampires find it uncivilized to go around killing people, so there is an alternative, sugar. One thing that is a medium between humans and vampires is sugar, but we mean real sugar, we know that Splenda has no calories, but it just tastes like chemicals to us. And us vampires are very picky about are sweets, we rarely venture into human bakeries, as only a few human bakers in history have crafted a sugary delight fit for a vampire. And now we must come to me, there are special conditions when a vampire's venom infects certain foods, thus creating edible vampires, well not so edible. These edible vampires are pretty much invincible. Since they originally came from inanimate objects they are hard to kill. Cuddles is an edible vampire, a candy corn. I am originally descended from a Marshmallow Edible Vampire. There are two clans that I know of to be descended from an edible vampire, My own clan, The De Mallows and our rivals, the Chocolats. Cuddles is an edible vampire created by me when I was really little. He is one of the greatest weapons my clan has, and edible vampire is so had to come these days. I am the prodigy of my clan, though we are pretty sure the genius mind is a skip generation seeing how my folks turned out. Well let's not bore you with anymore technicals of the vampire world, this is my story.

Lord Grumske, a message from King Raisuke, I glanced over at the Page, how many times have I told people not to disturb me during the hours of 3 and 6.

Somebody better be dying, I mumbled, taking the letter.

Your mother has become fatally ill, the letter read, a smirk played across my face as I thought of my previous statement. I had no idea why this guy keeps sending me letters, he should know by now I'm my father's son. I am not a mother's boy. I don't even know the woman, all I know is after I was born she felt neglected, so she decided to run away to the North Castle, home of the great Raisuke, the guy that ALMOST defeated an edible vampire. Sadly my father was nearly killed by Cuddles, so Raisuke was a step up. My father, being the stupid love struck idiot he is, pursued my mother, I see my father every March, that being my birthday month. I do not remember my mother at all, my older cousins say she was beautiful with no brains. A lot of my female cousins say I inherited her beauty but my father's father's brains. I scribbled something on the back of the letter, fanned it to dry the ink and handed it back to the messenger.

Give this to dear Raisuke, The messenger took the parchment and walked out, I always answered Raisuke's letters like that, a sentence or two roughly scribbled on the back. I once sent him paper drenched in garlic, I have never heard from that messenger again. My mother once had the nerve to send me a letter, asking me to join her for a Christmas feast, Raisuke is also infamous for being the vampire's equivalent to the pope, the North kingdom is the full of religious vampires, and that is why the North Kingdom is also the smallest and weakest of the kingdoms. Not because of their religion, but because the intolerance dear Raisuke has towards violence. So I thought it was hilarious that the one letter my mother sends me is inviting me to a religious festival, when she is aware that I am a loose deist. But religion has nothing to do with my story, so let's move on.

Ske! The kitchen is out of candy corn! I looked up to see Cuddles flying in with a sodden look on his face.

I'll get some later, I assured him, But It is 5:30, give me a half an hour. Just another note in case you're wondering why the vicious cannibalistic Candy Corn Vampire is named Cuddles, I was four, cut me some slack. By the way, I think you should lay off the sweets, I don't think those wings will be able to hold you any longer.

That was a stupid jest, you know vampires can't gain or lose weight, Cuddles shot back, clearly annoyed by the lack of candy corn and my lack of desire to get him some.

If you need candy corn that badly just bite off your arm or something, I said, he frowned.

Ha, Ha very funny, but last time I checked you don't exactly shun s'mores.

True, but I was never a marshmallow, I just happen to be descended from one. You on the other hand are pure sugar and food coloring. I pionted out, turning back to my work. I'm a bounty hunter, I spend most of my time researching suspects.

Shouldn't you be chasing girls or running around with friends like normal teenagers? Cuddles questioned, I glared at him. He knew more than anyone that I wasn't a normal teenager, Cuddles is proof of that. Most full Grown Vampire's venom isn't strong enough to ineffect a sweet, and it's virtually impossible for a child to make one. It does get lonely being a prodigy, but it's my duty to put my mind to good use.

Shouldn't you be annoying someone else? I snapped, He frowned and flew out, slamming the door behind him. I glanced at my research, Keometri. A human vampire, a Mistake. He was apprantly causing trouble in the Southern Penisula. I looked down at his discription:

Black Male, Maroon eyes, White hair.

I grumbled, was that really all they could give me? If I just went by that I could accuse half the people on the streets. Keometri was wanted conspiracy againist the government, assualt, and assiting a jail break from a high security prision. The only reason I was assigned to him was because of the person he broke out of jail, Lanilida Rayne, the biggest threat to the Vampire World since the Edible Vampire outbreak a few hundred years ago. She aprently took over the Vampire World for over a century and found out a way to be immortal. Some Vampire ended up sealing her soul into a rabbit stuffed animal, cutting her power in half. Then we where able to put her into a magic protected prision, which is virtually possible to escape. Keometri who was a guard at the prision ended up sceeming with Lanilida and broke your out. According to rumors Lanilida has taken a Vampire form once more. I being the Prodigy of the De Mallow Clan was assigned to recapture her. I rolled up the parchment and stuck it in my desk. I sat at my desk, mulling things over in my mind.

Cuddles! I called, the flying candy corn entered, a half eatened candy corn in his hand. We're going to take a little field trip.

Chapter Two
It's warm, Cuddles noted as we walked off the boat. I flinched under the sunlight, a teen beside me smiled.

Northerner? He inquired, his dark compliction betrayed him as a Southerner. I frowned at him.

East, I shot back, the boy frowned.

Sorry, He said defended, I walked away, why did people always assume that all pale vampires where from the north? The East owns most the northern border! I ignored peoples stares as I walked towards the inn. I was glad that Cuddles was in a pocket of my bag, unseen by the crowd, I didn't want to cause an uproar. I glanced up at the rotting wooden sign:

The Gilded Fang

I frowned, the windows where dusty, looked like a pretty shady place, why would the Government send me here? I looked up the road and a saw a Hotel, it's white walls visible from here, another glance gave the information I needed. There was only two places to stay, the run down Inn and what looked like a very upscale Hotel, a very PRICY upscale Hotel. As usual, the government was cutting corners. It was probably my fault for letting them treat me like a government agent instead of a free lance bounty hunter. One last glance at the Inn and I made up my mind, this is the part when I comes in handy to be ridiculously wealthy.

Good morning Sir, Welcome to the Golden Goose, the clerk greeted, I gave her a weak smile.

What do you have open? I asked bluntly, the clerk glanced at her computer.

What is your price range? She inquired politely, I shrugged.

Don't have one, just has to have a nice view, internet access, and a built in kitchen, I told her casually, the woman gave me a quick glance up and down. Not taking me seriously since I was just a teen.

Uhh… We have the Royal Suite and…

Anything better than that? I prodded, wanting to get settled soon.

The Penthouse, but that is… really expensive she tried to say, but I cut her off.

Taken, thank you, I took my wallet out, Do you take credit? She nodded.

Do you know how long you'll be staying? She quickly asked, trying to keep herself composed.

No idea, I admitted, Just bill me daily. I was still pretty sure that she didn't take me seriously, I handed her my credit card, she swiped, she handed it back, asking me to sign. I sighed, I was busted, should have done cash.

Grumske De Mallow, I signed, the clerk squeaked. I rolled my eyes.

I'm such a big fan! She told me, I shot her an icy look.

The keys? I inquired, She complied, then started talking about how she has a fan club I turned and walked away. Ugh, fangirls.

I took the stairs up, wanting to avoid any more run ins with the clerk, I didn't notice that the Hotel had thirty floors. When I finally made it up to the top Cuddles was attempting to eat through the pocket.

I'm starving! He complained, as I let him fly around the room. I opened the pantry and searched it, Gummy worms, Sour Patch, Candy necklaces, cake mix, and in the way back was a tub of candy corn. I barely had time to get it out of the pantry before Cuddles was ripping the lid off. I unpacked my laptop and plugged it into the charger

You got mail, My computer announced as I started it up. Most of them where from fan clubs, one from the government making sure I got there alright, I quickly replyed to that one. I was halfway through deleting the fangirl ones when a new message popped up from an unknown sender. The message was blank, I quickly traced it back to a café a few miles from here. I glanced outside, the sun was setting already, I sighed. The mystery message would have to wait until tomorrow. I got up to turn all the lights on, then grabbed a bag of Gummy Worms, I also shut all the curtains.

Your such a sacredy cat, Cuddles teased, I frowned and turned back to face my computer.

And you're an artificial being, but you don't hear me complaining, I spat, searching through the online government files, trying to find a picture of Keometri. Bingo. Some artist had done a sketch of him, I recognized him immediately as the boy from earlier. I wondered if it could wait, I glanced at the closed curtains, it would have to.

I threw the unconscious man at the FCI (Federal Criminal Investigation) officers' feet.

Money? I hissed, one guy turned over the unconscious criminal with his foot. His mouth flew open, I thought his jaw would touch the floor. Another officer cautiously checked the man's pulse.

He's alive, He whispered as if afraid to let the walls hear him.

Money? I repeated, I had gone through a lot of trouble to get this guy here alive. I hate bringing back lives ones, it's so tedious. The officer that had spoken took me too the back room. He looked at a chart, a gave me a case of money. I opened it, and scanned the bills. He's alive, you owe me five thousand more, I demanded, the man quickly got a smaller case. I scanned that money and smiled. Pleasure doing business with you. I walked out with the cases in my hands. I was steaming as I made my way home, how DARE they try and rip me off. I capture one of the most wanted vampires in the country and they still try to pull a fast one. I had been ripped off once, that was enough. I trained myself to calculate money in a case quickly, figuring the area of the case, the area of the bills and how much each bill was worth, to avoid being ripped off ever again.

I woke up the next morning and turned on the news.

Prodigy Teenager Grumske De Mallow has yet again amazed authorities with the capture of yet another level one criminal… I shut off the TV, did they have to announce my name EVERY time I caught someone? I may be a Prodigy, but I'm still a bounty hunter and one of the biggest threats to criminals of all ranks. Do they know how many times I've had to go after one of my cousin's after they carelessly got captured? And the fangirls, they act like I'm a celebrity that basks in the lime light. Hunters that bask in the lime light don't live for very long.

Chapter 3

I peaked out the curtin, the sun had just began to rise.

Wake up! I demanded, poking Cuddles. He opened his eyes and attemped to bite my finger. I drew back, Not that it matters, your venom is my own. Cuddles shrugged and walked into my pocket. I descended the stairs, jumping over the stairs, ignoring the 'Please Do Not Slide On The Rail' Sign as I did just that. I was pleased to see that no one was up yet. I quickly slid out the door and walked down a side street.

Can you sniff that guy out? I asked, Cuddles flew out of my pocket and on to my shoulder. Cuddles took a whif of the air and nodded. Where is he? Cuddles pionted forward.

Right there, I looked up and saw the guy from earlier. He smiled, something less than sinster, more like smug.

Hello Grumske De Mallow, the famed prodigy, I grimaced. I believe you wanted to speak to me, well rather I wanted to speak with you. I stared at him. Come on, I rather not stand in the middle of the street. He walked towards a bakery and held open the door. Ushering me inside.

How can I trust you? I demanded, glancing around for a quick escape route incase things got nasty. The boy smiled, he looked just around my age, maybe a year older.

I don't know, how can you trust anyone anymore? He laughed, I raised an eyebrow. I could hardly imagine this guy being dangerous, but then again, it could just be an act. I followed him into the bakery, the door closed behind me. I gulped, Keometri laughed. I wouldn't hurt you know, I'm too soft. Ain't that right Kyuu?

All too right, I jumped at the seemingly disembodied voice. Then I saw it, a pure white rabbit sitting on the cash register. It raised its ears and I realized they where tipped in black, its red eyes glinted.

That's my familiar, Kyuuketsuki, He scratched the rabbit between its ears.

Keo, who is this boy? It asked, the voiced sounded female. She put her nose into the hair, her eyes seemed to glow for a second. Why Keo, this boy is no one to mess with, he's Lani's type. Keometri patted the rabbit.

I know, that is why Dear Lani wanted to talk to him, Keometri explained, the rabbit shook her head.

Just be careful, A vampire with a candy vampire always makes me uneasy… Keo frowned, and patted the rabbit. I heard soft footsteps, a strange cold sensation came over me, I shivered. The sensation disappeared as the footsteps continued up the steps. She's in a bad mood today. Keometri glanced up the stairs, his eyes traveled up the wood, a strange shine in his eyes. He touched the rail, then suddenly recoiled. I thought it was just a symbolic movement, but I saw his palm was sliced up. Kyuu growled, she sounded more like a cat then anything.

Hey you ok? I asked, as Keometri clutched his hand. He smirked.

Fine, I just keep forgetting how… WEAK I am, He turned away, that strange shine in his eyes again. Keometri let his blood drop on the wood rail as he placed his hand on it. I could hear him wince, but he held tight as he ascended the stairs. I heard his footsteps as he walked across the second floor. The almost too quiet opening of a door, then utter silence.

Give him a minute, Kyuu said, her ears twitching with apprehension despite her cool tone.

Why did the railing cut his hand? I asked, it looked just like normal wood form here.

How to put it... It's like a security system. The railing slices your hand, but if you let go of the railing while your on the stairs, you die. Just like that. I seen may fall on those steps, it's one of the few things that Lanilida didn't create, though I have no doubt in my mind that she could have. The wood's cursed, apprantly the tree killed a witch's son when it fell. The only person it doesn't affect that I have seen is Lanilida, but I have a feeling that you could walk up them unharmed... She trailed off, her gaze daring me to test her theory. I looked up at the seemingly normal steps and cautiously approached them.

DUNDUNDUHHHHHHH

Synopsis
(this is for me, so I don't forget. I WILL have the story finished by the deadline)
Scratch that |D Three school projects in one week didn't exactly do me any good.

Bout Kenna

On Neopets:
Why don't we start with a list of my accounts?
Kenna123253 (AKA Kenna): Main, if chosen Grumske's future home, Home to Deatn and Zhouxe
___Queen_of_Darkness (AKA Queenie): Guild Account, My hissi account and customization account. I don't have stories for any of the pets on that Account, I just dress them up.
My_Constanine (AKA Constanine): Side, Home of Vidua, Niurai & Delonay.
Screamo_Cupcakes (AKA Cupcakes): Side, Home of jCerberus, Relumir & Khuar.
LeukemicLeech: Side, Home of Keometri, Lanilida & Lexidya.

Kenna123253 is my first and oldest account, well first as in I made one when I was little and I remember nothing about it, so I count Kenna as my first. And of course this is where I get my Neopet's name from. I am also called Snowy on ___Queen_of_Darkness, but that a guild nickname. I have just recently started to give my pets personalities, Lexidya was the first, I have also started on Zhouxe's, Lanilida's, Vidua's and Keometri's.

Off Neopets
In reality I'm a bit of a lunatic. I love Halloween, but sadly this Halloween was my last for Trick-or-Treating, next year I'm just scaring little kids. I love rainbows, pinstripes, Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas, Cats (I think dogs smell bad), Skeletons, Spiky Hair, Colorful Hair, Bunnies, Alice in Wonderland and I'm very active Politically, though I can't vote yet.

Why am I still on Neopets? Mostly the Guild, than I became attached to my pets and wanting to give them personalities. Oh yeah, and my best friend on and off neopets is Amberstar11_68.

Plans

This is Part one of what I'm going to do to with him.
The petpage! You gots to love the pretty pictures and the badly written stories. This is basically his petpage, minus the about Kenna and the plans.

Take two
Put him on my main, all my favorites go on my main, I am currently rearanging my accounts, so Zhouxe, Keometri and Lanilida will be on my main, and Jilah, and Lexidya will be moving to sides.

Thirdly
The petpet of course, if you have seen the lovely petpage you may have noticed a Candy Vampire, the expensive little devil is Cuddles. That would be plan three, which is completed.

Lastly
Take a shot at the beauty contest, shiny trophies are always nice. And would it be fun for my signature.
Please spare a grundo vote?
Yep my plans are extremely entricate and pretty much completed.

Grumske's Design Concept

Family

Friends

Colored Candy Corns

Customs: Open/Closed

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Customs

Art By Meh

Adopted Ones

Customs

Grumtaro! Thank you so much Hyrinen (Neopound)

Another Adorable Adoptable from Hyrinen

EEPPPP SOOOO KWUTE, thank you clou!

Thank you so much Milo, it's sporktastic!

Grumske is a demon teddy bear! Thank You lily2b18!

Thank you so so much, ahqua!

Makeables

Fanart

Link Back/Quilt

Credits