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Welcome to the latest edition of the Virtual Times. This new look for the newsletter now includes twice the amount of content as the previous ones, and is easy to maintain, so that means more frequent updates.

Layout
This new layout, is actually a close replicate of one used a long time ago, and is based off of the Neopian Times layout. The images you see for each section header, are mostly found within different editions of the NT. The layout is pretty basic and straightforward.

Avvy Page
Need help getting a secret avatar? Or need a new font? Or maybe even pick up a fake avatar? All that is possible with the new avvy page coming to the guild. On it you will find every avatar image, how to get them, avatar fonts, some guild fake avatars, guild fonts, unreleased avvies, and more.

Since the page is so huge, it will take a while to finish, and when it is up, to load all of those images. If it is going slow, just give the page a few minutes to download all of the images. No more going offsite to find avatar solutions, or waiting weeks for Sunnyneo to create a font. Some avatars will have multiple fonts, for those of you who like selection.

FAQ
The FAQ Page is up and updated. I have now included the entire VMK FAQ into that page. Its style is the same as the ranks page, but more about that later. You might want to swing by there for a quick check-up on your VMK Knowledge.

Ranks
The Rank Page is now up. Starting now, you can now increase your rank in the guild. I will be changing ranks weekly now, so be patient. Only active members will be ranked up, so be sure to be on often. What fair would it be to have an inactive player be moved up three ranks?

That page will tell you what you need to do to increase your rank.

Graphic Page
The Graphic Page will be released soon. After the Avvy Page is completed, that is the next thing on the To-Do list. On the graphic page, you will find blogs, userlookups, shop layouts, shields, fun images, banners, backgrounds, and more!

Also on the page will be sound/music codes.

Guild Layout
The guild layout has received a new layout again. This one is different, and brighter than the rest. Check it out. (I don't know how you couldn't...)

Yavn Still Hasn't Updated
Still no new update in Yavn's part of the VMK Newsletter. What has happened to him?

New Board Rule
Yes, there is a new board rule. No messages can be shorter than Five words. The only exception to this rule is if your post is a question. Or, if you post is a response (Answering) a question. This is to cut down on spam messages. Also, keep all of your posts VMK, Disney, or Neopets related.


Hiatus
Yes, I have decided to take a little break. I will be on hiatus from Saturday - Thursday. I will be back on Neopets and VMK either Friday or Saturday, so about a week-long break.

The newsletter, and guild layout have been updated today, because when I log off for today, I'm gone for the week.

I will still be lurking around the boards, though. And even if I miss a post or something, Firetrainer may be able to bring his laptop when he leaves for his vacation. Don't think you can act up on the boards without getting caught, Fire and I will still be monitoring.

If something does come up on the board, no action will be taken until my hiatus is officially over. If I did do something, I would have to put in effort, and that is what a hiatus is for, doing nothing.

Have fun while I'm away on hiatus. When I get back, I am going to work on Issue 19, and tell you about what I did on hiatus, or better yet, what I DIDN'T do.

Until Next Time,
Flute167

Firetrainer144's Rundown

Hello everyone, I'm back. Sorry I couldn't write my segment last time, things came up and I didn't have enough time. This week in my rundown I will be talking about the new VMK Communicator, Nemo Communicator, Pirate Codes, and much more!

VMK Communicator

So VMK just released this Communicator and it is suppose to give you instant updates as soon as they are released. In my opinion it is good for Push's Trash Trivia, Dear Yeti, and such but it isn't that useful because Yavn doesn't update his column.
When VMK updated the layout to this one, Yavn promised he would have a new Yavn Speaks every Monday. Apparently he broke that promised a couple months ago. Some say he is just busy, but I say he is a big procrastinator. Sure I am getting off topic from the VMK Communicator, but we as VMKers need to know what is going on in Our Kingdom.

Nemo Communicator
Personally I really don't like the Finding Nemo Communicator. The only thing that it is good for is to get the 2 parts of the Submarine and the Nemo Pin. Everything else on it is useless. Honestly, who wants fish swimming around their desktop screen, my desktop wall paper is a field of roses (not really), fish do not belong out of water. And the rest of it is just wallpaper and screensavers. The worst part of it is that you don't even get the middle part of the Submarine, you have to go to Disneyland and do a quest. When you get there, they tell you you they ran out of quest cards, so then you came all the way to Disneyland for nothing.

Pirate Codes
Ok, so some of the guild members have been asking about the Skull Rock pirate room codes. Well unfortunately, VMK does not give out codes anymore from the game. I have been searching around and been finding little lists of codes I have made. I have tried using the codes, some work and some don't. I don't have any pirate codes that work right now, but I will keep looking. But in the meantime while I try to find them, I have about 80 Narnia Codes unused. If you would like some you can neomail me.

Avatar Page
Flute made the Avvy Page and started to put in the Avatars and their titles. It is my job to tell how you get the Avatar. I have to type everything in my own words, and find hyperlinks to pets for the ones who require them. It is not as easy as it looks. I have almost gotten 50 done (which isn't a lot). If I try and do about 30 a day it should be done in no time at all (I doubt that). This will all be worth it when its done.

My Hiatus
My vacation is coming up really fast and I can not wait. Flute's hiatus begins this Saturday and mine begins on Sunday. I will monitor the guild on Saturday when Flute leaves, but I can't when I leave. I might be able to bring my laptop on hiatus so I can keep up with the guild and VMK. It is like even though me and Flute are not there, we are still watching you. Other Stuff

I have not gotten around to making more Glitter VMK Cards for the Glitter Page, I will work on that when I get a free moment. My Blog is not yet up, I have not gotten around to that yet either. Referring back to last time in my column, Yavn has not updated, maybe some of my theories have happened to him again (jk).

See You Later

Well that it is for me. I have done my rundown for this week. Hopefully I will have a new rundown next newsletter.

Until Next Time,
Firetrainer144

Gameroom Challenge


Ever thought that you are better than your guild leader in the gameroom? Here's your chance.

Every week or so, a new gameroom challenge will be posted on the guild board. In that post, there will be the name of the game, and the score you need to beat.

This week's Gamroom Challenge is:

Game: Ultimate Bullseye
Score To Beat: 95
Game Info: Ultimate Bullseye: At last, Bullseye is back!!! You have ten shots to try and hit the bullseye in this medieval game of skill and timing! Use the up and down arrow keys to move the crossbow, keep the Space Bar down to build up power, and then release it to fire. If you manage to get a bullseye on the last shot, you can keep on firing until you miss! Lastly, if you get a Bullseye you get a cool power-up to use for the next shot :) Good luck!

And there is also another game-

Game: Turmac Roll
Score: 717
Game Info: If a Turmac eats a lot, it can grow up to be big and strong (maybe even as big as the Turmaculus one day!) Guide your little Turmac using the arrow keys and collect as many berries as possible without hitting anything!


Are you up to the challenge?

Don't Steal...



Ever come across a page or some graphics that you really like. And you want to use them? Think again. If they are made for everyone to use, that is fine, but if somewhere it says on the page, or on a page that is linked to the graphics that all images, content, layout, CSS, HTML, etc is (c) whoever, or a mixture of the above, you shouldn't take it.

The same is true for guild pages. All the guild pages are coded from scratch. If you really like the layout used, use HTML and CSS in a different way, but have the effect the same. Instead of a table, try positioning with the DIV tag. Or vice-versa. Do NOT steal, borrow, take, copy, etc ANY coding, layouts, content, HTML, CSS, etc from guild pages. EVER!

Some of the content you see on the guild pages are taken from the VMK Website, but it is only text, etc. This is okay to do. It is not like we took the whole website. What we take is solely for the helping or referent for us, or fellow members.

Don't end up being a Pant Devil. Don't take what isn't yours.

WARNING! New Guild Board Rule



While reading the guild board, you will come across a post that is repeated every week? What makes this post so important, you may ask? It actually tells about the guild board rules. If you ever need to refer to a copy of this post, either look below (for only a few issues) or go to our webbie under the "Guild Board Rules" section.
When you post a message that violates one of our board rules, it will most likely just be deleted. But, if you do it again and again, don't just think that they will keep getting deleted.

From now on, we're playing three strikes. If you break a rule three times, or three different rules you will be sent a neomail saying what you did wrong, and a ban/block from the guild.

We want our guild board nice and clean.

This rule is already in effect. This message will be posted once every week or more as a reminder.

For a complete list of guild rules, see our webbie. The full version of our Guild Board Rules is currently being written.

If you think this is harsh, fine. But when you get suspended from the guild for a few days, I told you so.

Council Members, please report any guild rule infractions to me immediately. Monitor our boards and report any problems to me at once. It's time to get serious.

Do not think that this limits what you can talk about or what you can do, this is just to set the rules into motion and to keep our board clean.

Remember to abide to all of the guild rules, and have a happy summer!

Becoming a VMKillionaire
Part 1



Ever dream of becoming rich on VMK? But can never earn enough credit to surpass 75,000 let alone 1,000,000. Well, with this handy guide, some expert players, and a 6-month program, you WILL be the envy of the kingdom.

This guide will teach how YOU can become a millionaire on VMK. Using a neoAdventure that is currently in the works, you will learn what guide is best for you, since this guide will have over 10 different versions, and hopefully more to come in the future. This helps to find the right guide for you, and how to reach 1,000,000 credit in the fastest way possible with your schedule.

Check back next issue for more information about this awesome guide.

Not only will it show you how to make 1,000,000 credit on VMK, but also TEACH you how. With a full, long guide, it will go over playing games, to selling furniture, to trading, to magics, and much more. Read some of the reviews for this guide in the next issue, plus a guild rating.

Still wonder how this is possible? This guide isn't just made by one person for one type of person, but actually worked on by a team of multiple VMK players, and designed to fit every kind of person.

 
"It is truly an award-winning guide, that will help even the most newest players achieve riches in the fastest time out of any guide. It actually works, not just claims. Truly a masterpiece."
-Flute167



Results will vary. Participation required. Purchase not necessary. Program time: 6-8 months. (c) Flute167 - 2007. USED WITH PERMISSION. Written and Produced by Flute167. Extra assistance used.

Avvy Page



Bored of the same old avatar? Only have the default ones, and dream of having the avatars only few have? Now you can!

With the guild avvy page, you can view every avatar image, find out how to get them, get fonts for them, get guild fake avatars, and MUCH More!

It is really something that you should check out. It is updated as soon as a new avatar is released, and when the solution is discovered. Plus the font is made with 48 hours of the avatar release.

The page contains over 400 avatars, that many fonts, plus some cool things.

The avvy page will make its debut in the middle of August, and it will probably be the best guide there is.

The avvy page describes how to get the avatars in a simple and clear voice, making it easy to understand.

There are 344 secret avatars; how many can YOU get?

Super Summer Splash



You may be there sitting, thinking to yourself, what is Super Summer Splash? Well, Super Summer Splash is new activity in the guild.

Every week, come back and check out this part of the newsletter. For the entire summer, a new activity will be announced, every week! By doing the activity, you can earn U.I. Points, SSS Points, Higher Ranks in the guild, AND MUCH MORE.

The first activity will be to: Design a new magic. The magic page, if it is not up already, will be put up very soon. Those are just examples, don't go making the same magic, or different versions of them.

All winning magics will be put on the magic page and will be displayed on the front of the guild. Plus, I will take the magic and create the pin for it, and use that as our new logo.

Good Luck!

1st Place Magic=5 SSS Points
2nd Place Magic=3 SSS Points
3rd Place Magic=1 SSS Points

A new competition next week!

Guild Mall



Have a shop and want to become part of a mall, but your shop is big enough to fit the requirements? Now, the guild has its own mall. All members are welcome to join. Why should you join? Simple, really.

Becoming part of our mall is good for the guild and your shop. As part of the mall, your shop will see increase in customers, and with more customers means more sales. As part of the mall, though, you also have to give back to the guild.

Each month, there is a small donation needed. These donations are used to advertise the mall and our guild on the Notice Board. Only 8% of your total sales is taken. If you made 10,000 neopoints, you would need to give back only 800 neopoints. To donate is simple; just keep track of how much you made through your shop, send a neomail to Flute167 with that total, and then buy the item from his shop that matches that price. You'll receive a neomail saying which item you need to buy, and how much.

If you want to find out how much you need to donate by yourself, here is an easy formula: S * .08 = T

S= Total Sales from the Month
T= Total donation

If you don't want to think about this as a donation, say it is a "tax.

BD Challenge



Itching for a fight? PrincyPrincy33 is ready to engage in the battledome. Want to fight him? Prove that your pets are better than the leader's? But there are a few requirements, though:

HP: Less than 18
Strength: Less than Great (45)
Defence: Less than Great (45)
Level: Less than 32

Your pet must fit the guidelines above to be eligible to fight my pet. Abilities, movement, age, and intelligence do not matter.

You weapons that your pet is equipped with CAN NOT be any freezing, stealing or poisonous weapon. PrincyPrincy33 doesn't like getting sick, and I won't be using ANY freezing item or stealing item.

Are you up for it?

EXTRA! EXTRA!: Why Read the Virtual Times?


Why should you read our guild newsletter? The better question is, Why SHOULDN'T you read the guild newsletter.

Our guild newsletter is designed to bring our guild members up-to-date information about our guild. It is also something that is worth reading about.

Inside, you will find articles about new things coming to the guild, updates on the guild, a column written by the guild leader himself, and many other things.

There are activities to read about, days to remember, guild info to learn, funny things to read, and MUCH More. The guild newsletter is like the VMK Communicator, except for our guild.

It's no wonder why more people have been reading our newsletter and joining our guild, then all the other VMK guilds around.

Other guilds say that they are the best, but here at VMK SC2, that is our #2 Goal.

Our #1 goal is to provide our members with only the best, which in return makes our guild the best.

We are rated #1 among all VMKers.

Why You Should Join Our Guild



Ever wondered why you should join our guild? If I were to list out every reason why, your hand would get tired of scrolling down the page. If I were to list every reason to NOT join our guild, there would be nothing to write. But here are some reasons why you should:

1. Our guild offers expert help, from expert VMKers.

2. Our guild members are active, thus being able to answer your questions quicker.

3. Our guild has a lot to offer, and many helpful guild pages.

4. Our council changes every month or so, giving every member a chance to be on it.

5. Out of the 20+ applications for the council, only the best members are selected, so you can be sure that our council is of only the best players.

6. We are the biggest, VMK Guild around. With over 80 members, you can be sure someone can offer assistance to you.

7. With tons of guides, you will find all the help you need.

There are many more reasons to join our guild. Now, what are you waiting for!? Click "Join Guild" NOW!

Holidays



The fire is blazing, the tree is decorated, the turkey is cooking in the oven, delicious smells are all over, and your sitting there on the computer playing VMK. Well, you're not the only one. What better way to spend your holidays, then with your friends from the guild, all on VMK.

For those major holidays, join our guild members in partying, pirating, firework-exploding, dancing, magic-using fun!

Parties are now going to be coming to the guild more often. Check the guild calendar, message board, and the newsletter for information about upcoming parties.

Who's up for some Borovan and Grundo Marshmellows?

VMK Parties



Ever want to party with fellow guild members? Here's your chance. Guild parties are now returning to the guild.

Parties are now going to be coming to the guild more often. Check the guild calendar, message board, and the newsletter for information about upcoming parties.

Stay tuned more more details...
 
Stay tuned for the next issue of The Virtual Times. | Written By Flute167 | Assistance by Firetrainer

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