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You wander on deeper into the Andara house and stop at a long hallway. The hall has no furnishings whatsoever and looks kind of beaten up. Nobody's cleaned this section of the house in a while. There's a sign hanging on the wall to your left.
The First Aisha Hall it alerts imperiously. Although if you could pick the verbs in this paragraph you would have said "warned" but there's nothing to be afraid of, silly face!
It appears this is where some of the Andara aishas sleep.... but it doesn't look like anyone's been here in a while.
So! You just stroll right on in, because that's what Neopians do; break into houses and stick their noses in other peoples' business! Hooray!

You carefully creep down the deserted hall, its floorboards creaking and sobbing along to your footsteps. You pass the first door, on the left, sporting and old tarnished bronze nameplate. Taosind's Room! *heart* it reads. The doorknob is broken; Taosind hasn't been home in a while apparently. No one to ask questions to here... You move along. The next door across reads: Allodine's Room! *heart*. The door is intact but wide open. Allodine isn't home either. This hall is creepy, did they DIE? Oh no, of course not! They're obviously out having their own adventures. But seriously this is a pretty creepy hall. Zel actually pays taxes for this?
You come to a small flight of stairs at the end of this empty place and descend. It's pretty dark now, and the floor plan of this crazy, insane, house isÖ well, insane. Who built this thing anyway? And why doesn't Zel keep it clean!? No wonder her pets aren't home!

You approach the final two doors. On the left stands Therra's Room. You jiggle the handle, but it's locked tight. You think about knocking, but no lights are on inside... so probably... just maybeÖ Therra isn't here either. Drat. Nobody's here. You walked all the way down this hall for nothingÖ

But you casually remember the door on the right.UlySSes~ OwO it obscenely shouts. The messy writing is scratched deep into the door. Alongside the words lies a very unsettling attempt at a smiley face. It makes your skin crawl.
Uh, HI THERE! a calm, low (and somewhat singsong) voice suddenly attacks your ears. You, of course, whirl around to find and very odd shadow aisha. He's a little bit too close to you. Umm, hello dork!? It's called personal space!

His face appears blank despite the tone of his voice. He is smiling though, but it's more of a smirk. uh.. HI THERE! He repeats. This time he's practically yelling in your face. Ummm, HIII THHHEEERRRRREEEE!!" He repeats louder while making waving motions with his hands. His blank look is replaced with puzzlement. He doesn't appear to realize how loud he is and how close he and how generally creepy he is in this hall and how-- You notice the cracked-skin looking scars around his eyes. That's unnatural, you think to yourself. His eyes don't reflect the same innocent confused look the rest of his face has. They look dark and empty: The eyes of a murderer.

You realize he's about to yell (even louder this time) hello at you again. Oh jeez. Quickly, you cover your ears and shout back, Stop screaming!. The aisha's face lights up. OH! I thought you were deaf! That's good that you aren't though, haha, talking to deaf people is hard. Crazy spreads across his face, or rather, that's how you see it. Crazy face.... oh that's it, he must be Ulysses. You shiver again, oh great... of all the people to question mercilessly, you had to bump into a crazy murderer. Oh but don't jump to conclusions, it's very rude to lable somebody the first time you meet them... What do you want, anyway...? You wanna talk to me or something?
Uh, yeeaaaaah sure... I was just wandering around and-
Oh I see! I'll be happy to entertain you for a while! It'll be fun, I usually don't get to socialize with people who how to act somewhat civilized~ He cheerfully interrupts. Haha, when I first saw you, I thought I'd have to like... kill you or something He notices horror briefly pass across your face. Oh God! I was kidding! Don't be so... uptight? Here, why don't you sit down or something...? He forcefully clamps his hand onto your forearm, practically cutting off the circulation, and drags you inside the room.

Ulysses flips on the light switch once inside the musty room. It's actually a lot cleaner than the hall at least, but it has very few furnishings. He pulls a chair out from under a completely desolate desk and slams your body into it. You aren't quite sure if he ever realized how... forceful... he was being.
This is my room, yeah, Zel has one for each of us, but a lot of us don't come home very often. Some of us... don't really like each other, haha~ He laughs heartily and glances over at the door. Soooooo, now what....

He doesn't seem to know how to keep a conversation going.