What's your name? Most people call me Ali.

Are you really a girl? Yes, I'm afraid so; and no amount of trips to the Lab Ray will ever change that.

How old are you? I will be 22 on May 18th, 2006.

Wow, you're old. Why do you play neopets, do you have no life? I'll thank you to never ask me that question again. It's presumptuous and rude, and neopets, for your information, was originally created for bored college-aged students, much like myself. Much of the majority of successful neopians are adults as well, so it'd do you well to remember that neopets is not just a "kid's site.

Not to mention, yes I -do- have a life, and a job, and a family.

But you're on neopets a lot, I see your boards every day! Yep, I am often found on neopets during the day; at my work, I have an internet connection (dial-up... eww!) and a computer. When I am not helping customers, I putz around online_, making BGC boards, and cruising the AC. Helps pass those 13-hour work days.

Why do you always make the same board? Well, it's not EXACTLY the same, but generally, my goal for the last year and a half as been mostly to get the same things; MSPP, SuAP, BGC, Space Faerie, and Collector's avatars. So far, I have met MSPP and SuAP. So now I make BGC boards, looking to find a lender. However, once my birthday passes, I will be "Hanging up my BGC Hat" and working towards something new.

Are you rich?! Nope, though I tend to spend most of my neopoints on my very favorite friends.

Someone said you lend way expensive avatar items for free. Can I borrow?Fraid not. Most of my avatar items have been stolen, and I can no longer afford to just... replace them. So the only av items I have at this time are cheepies. But if you need those, feel free to send me a neomail, and I'll be happy to help.

Can I borrow your Krawk, Draik, or Pea? I'll give 'em right back!!1!11 No. No, no, NO! Asking me this question will result in me blocking you from contacting me ever again... immediately!

Your account is so young, how'd you get such old pets!? I have been playing neopets for over 6 years now; I've had all that time to work on getting my pets just the way I want them.

6 YEARS?! OMG! Why aren't you rich?! Well, I too was young and stupid, once... and fell easily for scams. I've been scammed/cookie grabbed 4 times now. I also lost my entire (COMPLETE!) draik collection in the April 4th, 2004 glitch.

Not to mention my own pure stupidity... years ago, I once sold Fake Von Roo fangs in my shop for 200 neopoints, and donated my collection of Faerie Dolls (yes, plural!) to the money tree!

However, just because I'm older now doesn't mean I am any less careless... just last week I sold an 80k negg in my shop for about 600 neopoints, and last month I bought a PLUSHIE island paint brush for 1.2 million. *sigh* Just goes to show... pay attention! Stupid mistakes happen if you're not watching!

Can I have a paint brush or neopoints? The more you beg, the less likely you are to EVER get anything from me. Sometimes I'll lurk boards and donate to a fund by buying something from a shop, or send an item someone wants. During the 12 days of Christmas, you might be one of the lucky ones who's shop I buy out. But I -don't- do any of that for beggars!

I saw some of the lookups and petpages you made.. will you make me one? I'm sorry, but no. Any lookups or petpages -I've- made are for very special friends, or my own personal use. I don't have the time or the inclination to make anything for anyone else, right now. If I -do- decide to make you a lookup, I will let you know...

By the way... If I see you with one of my stolen lookups, I -will- report you. Graphic Theft is STILL theft, and theft is illegal. So DON'T.DO.IT mkay?

Am I a special friend? If you have to ask me that, then undoubtedly the answer is no, sorry.

I hear you LOVE getting neomails... is that true? Yep! I really enjoy hearing from people, but I do ask that if you neomail me, please have at least a basic concept of english (because no, I don't speak german, japanese, or dutch, and only VERY VERY pidgeon french and spanish!) so I would like to be able to understand what you're talking about.

Also, if you are going to neomail me, please do NOT use chatspeak; any chatspeak neomails will be promptly ignored and then deleted.

I hear you're good at the neopian stocks! Nope, I'm utter rubbish at them, but they're fun anyway!

Didn't you used to have ferrets? Yes, and I miss them deeply.

What's with that petpage in your neoHTML all the time? Why don't you go check it out?

Why don't you have your bio anymore? Dunno; when the monster ate my petpage, I just haven't bothered to type one back up.=^_^=

Is this the end? Of the FAQ, at least. Mwahahahaha!

Codestone thank yous were here... obviously. I don't remember everyone who gave me codestones, anymore. I will put up the few I remember, and if I've left you off, let me know. I'll recognize you if I see you. For now, here's who I do remember:

Bah, I'll put up my screenshots later. *kicks stupid petpage-eating monster repeatedly* NOT FOOD!